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General Off-Topic Board / Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« on: July 01, 2006, 11:54:54 PM »
A bustling train station at dusk, New York: As Bender fights back tears and finishes the last few lines of his rendition of "I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane," he bids Chica a heart-wrenching good-bye and disappears aboard a 747 bound for the furthest reaches of Africa. As the last fleck of his shiny robot booty plods away, Chica finds herself desolate and unconsolable. Yet from the depths of her despair she feels a tiny inkling of a new feeling, a strange sort of hope that there might be a new internet boyfriend out there for her capable of taking Bender's place. As memories of Bender dwindle into mere afterthoughts, images on an already crowded canvas only visible when she is really, really searching for them, Chica decides to have the ultimate contest to find her new Lancelot - a "Dating Game" style Q & A showdown held on the hallowed grounds of the off-topic board. As each suitor bravely steps forth to answer her questions, he (or she?) must purge all fear from his heart in order to be crowned Chica's new internet bf champion.
First, Chica will ask her first question. Answer it by quoting the question. Answer as many different questions as you wish, however please take note that answering too often will probably annoy Chica (in which case you will not win).
First, Chica will ask her first question. Answer it by quoting the question. Answer as many different questions as you wish, however please take note that answering too often will probably annoy Chica (in which case you will not win).
