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General Off-Topic Board / Chica needs a new internet boyfriend
« on: July 01, 2006, 08:54:54 PM »
A bustling train station at dusk, New York:  As Bender fights back tears and finishes the last few lines of his rendition of "I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane," he bids Chica a heart-wrenching good-bye and disappears aboard a 747 bound for the furthest reaches of Africa.  As the last fleck of his shiny robot booty plods away, Chica finds herself desolate and unconsolable.  Yet from the depths of her despair she feels a tiny inkling of a new feeling, a strange sort of hope that there might be a new internet boyfriend out there for her capable of taking Bender's place.  As memories of Bender dwindle into mere afterthoughts, images on an already crowded canvas only visible when she is really, really searching for them, Chica decides to have the ultimate contest to find her new Lancelot - a "Dating Game" style Q & A showdown held on the hallowed grounds of the off-topic board.  As each suitor bravely steps forth to answer her questions, he (or she?) must purge all fear from his heart in order to be crowned Chica's new internet bf champion.

First, Chica will ask her first question.  Answer it by quoting the question.  Answer as many different questions as you wish, however please take note that answering too often will probably annoy Chica (in which case you will not win).

General Off-Topic Board / So it's that time of year again....
« on: June 22, 2006, 10:10:11 PM »
Well, this board is kind of slow tonight, but I'm gonna try anyway.

Those summer cherries are just sooooooo heavenly....sigh.  :)

General Off-Topic Board / Smileys that erase your post.
« on: June 01, 2006, 09:11:11 AM »
Does this ever happen to anyone else?

When I type a post and then click on a smiley to add at the end, sometimes it erases my entire post and replaces it with the one lonely little smiley.  (Note, my post isn't "highlighted" or anything when this happens).  This irks me.

General Off-Topic Board / The MTTFTB
« on: May 31, 2006, 12:37:22 PM »
(magical time traveling flying tank boat)

If you would, as some of us most definitely would, like to someday have for your very own a magical time-traveling flying tank boat that can sail to the edge of the world and back again, hop up on land and maneuver like a tank, fly to the farthest star, and travel back and forth through time, then this is the thread for you.

There will be man-servants, of course.

You can pick your own duty or one can be assigned to you, if you want.

Em - El co-capitan                          
Kj - El co-captain and superdrunkhero.
Melanie - El co-capitan
Ginny - First mate and in charge of all alcoholic beverages, also Captain Obvious.
H4CS - Official alcoholic beverage taster
Thou - In charge of building the movie theater and stalking enemies
Dbgirl - Official folk-singing minstrel/bard of the boat and issuer of cowboy hats to all
Stan - In charge of the armory and all defenses
Vannabunny - In charge of stuffed animals, cotton candy, and stuffed animals made of cotton candy
Duck - In charge of all ducks and artwork.  Quack.
Harvey Birdman - Official Birdman and HB'AAL diety.
Scdramaqueen - Official crazy person
Dividebyzero - In charge of ass-whoopin'
Harry Potter - We tricked him into being our minion.

General Off-Topic Board / What if you could change your major?
« on: May 26, 2006, 01:09:30 PM »
If you could go back to undergrad (for those who have graduated/are graduating right now) and pick a different major, would you?

What was your major?  What new one would you pick?

This is what a mullet really looks like  ;D



General Off-Topic Board / So, you wanna be a gunner?
« on: May 12, 2006, 07:28:20 AM »
So, you wanna be a gunner?  Be the top of your class, maybe perform a few covert sabotage operations to get that way?  How are you gonna do it?

For starters, I plan on stealing an advanced copy of my ls reading list, and reading everything ahead of time.

General Off-Topic Board / The high school board
« on: May 11, 2006, 10:47:47 PM »
Also, discuss.

General Off-Topic Board / Funny gift idea
« on: May 11, 2006, 08:58:45 PM »
Why?  Because it's funny and might make someone on this board smile.

Any clarification needed?

EDIT:  How many windows related to LSD do you have open while you post?

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