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« on: June 04, 2004, 01:36:43 AM »
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the ......day of......., 2004, by.........., between.......and............
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 p.m.- we don't have *&^% to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" *&^%- only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions - Ex.: Where are we headed with this? Do you love me? The answer is NO, so don't ask.
(I lost the rest of this list, but please feel free to add to the "Agreement")
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 p.m.- we don't have *&^% to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" *&^%- only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions - Ex.: Where are we headed with this? Do you love me? The answer is NO, so don't ask.
(I lost the rest of this list, but please feel free to add to the "Agreement")