« on: March 28, 2005, 09:01:19 AM »
…a.k.a. The Waitlist Lounge!
We’re a very selective club, permitting only those LSDers with 5 or more waitlists! We’ve got an adcom posted at each entrance, and he’s willing to toss you on your soft spots if you try to get past the velvet rope with a perfect 10-0 run on your law school applications.
We’re looking for all you party animals who maybe didn’t take that “GPA” thing so seriously during undergrad…
…Or perhaps you decided to have a few drinks the night before the LSAT “to take the edge off,” and wound up with a massive hangover and no recollection as to how to complete logic games...
For whatever reason, you’ve received multiple, “It’s not you, it’s me” letters from various reach and target law schools, willing to string you along until your heart and wallet are exhausted from the endless waiting.
While you’re here, be sure to check out the special VIDP (Very Important Disillusioned Persons) area, designated for those of you who six months ago boasted of your outstanding “extras,” certain that your sub-par numbers wouldn’t cloud the fact that you used to tutor inner-city kids in pre-algebra for half a semester. And you were sure your “stellar” LORs would ensure at least a “It’s-not-what-you-know” seat in the fall class of the law school of your dreams.
So come on down! There’s plenty of good music, hot bartenders, and plenty of booze to take your mind off your sorry existence…ladies in free 'til midnight, and half-off cover for anyone with more than 6 rejection letters in hand!
…and for the rest of you who’ve been accepted to your dream schools, please don’t try to sneak in incognito. Save your money for those seat deposits the rest of us only wish we could be making…