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Current Law Students / My name is SNUGGLE and I am a female dog
« on: August 24, 2004, 01:50:16 PM »


Incoming 1Ls / Substance Abuse
« on: September 15, 2004, 01:44:01 PM »
Following SNUGGLE's first weeks of law school, SNUGGLE has begun to understand the reason for substance abuse to be so high (get it, high) among law students.  Unlike DOWNY who has had to cut back, SNUGGLE has found his intake to be increasing as he juggles a full-time job and night law classes at the Harvard of the midwest.  Plus, the caffeine shakes have started to cross the fine line  away from annoyance.

Go discuss amongst yourselves...

Acceptances, Denials, and Waitlists / Lost cause?
« on: September 03, 2004, 11:23:40 AM »
If you're still on a waitlist now, is it a lost cause?  SNUGGLE wants to know.

Law School Admissions / The SNUGGLE Supremacy
« on: September 03, 2004, 11:09:23 AM »
SNUGGLE is still the greatest.  No doubt. 

Is it more likely or less likely to be called on if you sit in the very center of the front row for a law class?  SNUGGLE wants to know.

Incoming 1Ls / DOWNY is a closet Cooley fan
« on: August 25, 2004, 07:22:36 AM »
Yes folks, DOWNY is coming out of the Cooley closet.  Cooley is cool.,79.0.html

General Off-Topic Board / Diversity
« on: August 24, 2004, 11:10:51 AM »
Someone sent this to SNUGGLE.  Please enjoy.

The division of the human family into its two distinct branches occurred some 10,000 years ago, when humans coexisted as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. In the pivotal event of societal evolution, beer was invented. This epochal innovation was both the foundation of modern civilization and the occasion of the great bifurcation of humanity into its two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle or aluminum can had yet been invented, so it was necessary to stick pretty close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days killing animals to barbecue at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of the conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned how to live off conservatives by showing up for the BBQs every night and doing women's work like sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement. Later,some of the liberals actually became women.

Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, invention of group therapy and democratic voting to see how to divide the beer and meat that the conservatives provided. Women were not interested in democracy at that time because most of them were still women back then, and the conservatives fed them. Conservatives are symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern Liberals like imported beer (they add lime), but most prefer white wine or foreign water in a bottle. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are on liberal menus. Their women have more testosterone than the men.

Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, and group therapists are Liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule in baseball because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat, and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumber jacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, and generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals do not produce anything. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what is to be done with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals just stayed in Europe when conservatives were coming to America.

The American cowboy, of course, is your basic, full-bore Conservative. A hundred years ago, an Englishman visiting Texas was attempting to find the owner of a huge catt le ranch. He rode up to one of the ranch hands, and inquired, "Pardon me, but could you perhaps tell me where I might locate your master?" To which the cowboy replied, "That sumbitch ain't been born yet".

Politics and Law-Related News / Security
« on: August 24, 2004, 06:23:34 AM »,,2-2004391268,00.html

Check this out.  They still haven't learned the lessons of the past.  We must be doomed to repeat them.

The SNUGGLE Recommendation Service (SRS) is open for business.  For $500 SNUGGLE will wirte a glowing letter of recommendation for you.  You know you want it.

Incoming 1Ls / DOWNY's Balls
« on: August 23, 2004, 06:19:34 AM »

Incoming 1Ls / Class
« on: August 20, 2004, 08:40:35 AM »
SNUGGLE enrolled for classes today.  SNUGGLE found that the process of enrolling on-line is much improved over what one had to go through back in his undergrad days.

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