I got this idea from someone on XOXOHTH who used a magic 8 ball to predict acceptances and rejections for one of those "where will I get in?" people. So I made a list of my schools, and asked away. I actually asked two different 8 balls... here are the answers they gave me (first one followed by second one).
Harvard: not likely - it is certain
Stanford: maybe - very doubtful
Chicago: not likely - most likely
Penn: yes - without a doubt
Michigan: too hazy - concentrate harder and ask again - as I see it, yes. (the second two of these opinions came off the second 8 ball, if you were wondering why there are 3)
Virginia: yes - outlook good
Duke: ha ha ha - yes, definitely
Cornell: get real - you may rely on it
Berkeley: maybe - cannot predict now
Georgetown: no - cannot predict now
UCLA: not likely - my reply is no
Vandy: get real - don't count on it
Minn: maybe - signs point to yes
GW: die well - my sources say no
WUStL: yes - my sources say no
Emory: no - it is decidedly so
W+L: yes - cannot predict now
Ohio State: ha ha ha - very doubtful
I think I like the second 8 ball better. It was the official Hasbro one, so I'm sticking with it. The first one must be an impostor, therefore everything it says (except the good stuff) must be wrong.

ZAP