The vast majority of the rejection letters I have received so far have gone to the tune of "although your resume is impressive, we are not hiring 1Ls," or "although your credentials are impressive, we regretfully do not have a summer internship program."
Today, however, I received the most FOUL letter I've ever read. The person who wrote it is probably a jerk.
"Dear Ms. Anxiety (my last name was SPELLED INCORRECTLY in the letter),
Thank you for your letter, with resume, expressing an interest in a position as a summer associate in our firm. Your resume was carefully reviewed. I regret to inform you that we have decided not to consider your candidacy further.
Eww. How about you guys? Get any crappy rejection letters lately?