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« on: February 08, 2006, 12:20:43 AM »
I've become very pissed off at Cornell and was thinking about what I will do if I am finally accepted there. Cornell’s status check page has said "Decision" since late December. I'm thinking if I am ever accepted I will send this series of letters to Cornell over a 6 week period.
Week 1:
Dear Cornell,
I have received your admissions offer. Thank you for your offer. Please note that I have received many excellent offers this year and cannot accept all of them. Each offer will be looked at individually.
I will send a letter when I have reached my decision.
Again thank you for your interest in me as a student.
Me
Week 2:
Dear Cornell,
It has come to my attention that your file is incomplete for the following reasons:
You lack a scholarship offer.
Please send the missing documents to me as soon as possible.
Thank you,
Me
Week 3:
Dear Cornell,
Your acceptance offer is now complete. Please understand that my decision making process can take up to 6 weeks from completion date. Please do not call and badger me.
Thank you,
Me
Week 4:
Dear Cornell,
I have reached a decision.
Me
Week 5:
Dear Cornell,
I still have a decision. Please wait another week before I tell you what it is.
Me
Week 6:
Dear Cornell,
I regret to inform you that I have accepted an offer elsewhere. Perhaps you should have included a better scholarship offer with your file. Please understand that half of my reason for applying to your school was to state that I had been accepted at an Ivy League law school.
In the future try not to screw around with applications for 2 months for no reason at all.
thank you,
Me