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Studying and Exam Taking / Finals
« on: April 25, 2006, 04:24:09 PM »
Good luck to everyone.

To those who are done...go to hell (I'll meet you there later).

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General Board / Have you noticed...
« on: April 14, 2006, 07:50:37 PM »
that some students in your classes are getting dumber?
Or is it just me?

Some of my fellow classmates ask the lamest questions.  The prof spends hours discussing on certain issues and yet these yahoos ask the question "i don't get it."

Quit playing solitare or spending time on the internet and listen - dumb ass!  A clear violation of the Dumb Ass Statute.

Okay, I feel better now.  Back to studying.

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General Board / Joke
« on: February 22, 2006, 12:32:15 PM »
Attorneys Jones and Smith were arguing over whether sex was work or pleasure.  Being unable to reach an agreement, they decided they would ask their paralegal to decide the issue.

Upon explaining the question to their paralegal, he thought for a moment before responding, "Why it is definitely all pleasure."

Smith, who'd felt it was work, asked "But how can you say that so quickly?"

The paralegal just smiled and replied, "Why, that's easy.  If there were any work involved, you'd have me do it for you."

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General Board / MPRE
« on: November 07, 2005, 11:30:58 AM »
Did anyone take it last Friday?

It sucked!  Some answers were too close...oh well.

Or was it just me?

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General Board / Movie Law
« on: September 14, 2005, 10:29:44 AM »
Edward: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look abou you.

- Pretty Woman

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General Board / SC Justice Nomination
« on: September 07, 2005, 03:52:36 PM »
What are everyone's thoughts of President Bush's recent statement nominating Roberts not only as a new justice but as the Chief Justice?

Sure Roberts clerked for Renquist but what about the other justices?

I think that the court would be exciting with Scalia or Thomas as Chief Justice.

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General Board / You might be a lawyer if...
« on: August 23, 2005, 06:13:13 PM »
You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

You can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it's verbal or written.

Your other car is a BMW.

When your spouse says "I love you," you cross-examine him or her.

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General Board / New Definition
« on: August 08, 2005, 11:21:11 AM »
Lawful: (adj.) compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.

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General Board / Family Law Internship
« on: July 29, 2005, 01:34:28 PM »
I have an opportunity to intern at the court's family law section.

Has anyone done this?  Any pros/cons?

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General Board / Monday Q and A
« on: July 25, 2005, 11:23:43 AM »
Q: What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law, and a great lawyer knows the judge.

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