ok, obviously this thread has not provided any useful information to me or anyone else interested in the original question. Im only responding at this point because i am procrastinating.
jwelbomb: you didnt understand the question, which is fine. I resorted to being "condescending" because you called me a "loser" and a "fvckhead", with the only provocation being that I asked "is this really that confusing." My question was not confusing, but it confused you because you didnt read it very closely, or you didnt understand it because you didnt know what the words I used meant. Then you got pissed when I pointed that out. Sorry.
AJ: Google didnt find one for me. That's why I asked this board. I was hoping that someone here was in the same situation as me and had discovered a free, downloadable online dictionary. I appreciate your initial westlaw idea, and thanked you for your imput, even though it wasnt going to work. Give it a rest, you werent the target of my "condescending" post. The third world country i live in decided last year that its students shouldnt be playing partypoker during class, so blocked internet while classes are in session, even though they had ports installed at every desk a few years ago. Which is retarded.
Jewelbomb: Assuming that only a girl whould think that jewel is "bomb", have you ever made 30+ threatening phone calls in one day to your ex-boyfriend because you saw him talking to another female in the cafeteria lunch line? I have a feeling you would do this. Get back to me about this. I am having fun trying to picture you in real life.
Ok, so I got a little defensive. Like I said, I was trying to be helpful and thought it was kinda bad to get all “is it really that complicated” on my ass.
As far as not reading your op very closely…guilty as charged. Still, you could have ignored the advice if it wasn’t what you were looking for.
I certainly do not think Jewel (I think that you are referring to the recording artist) is bomb. I can’t even remember what stupid song she sang. I would also never use “bomb” in its adjectival sense.
Also, no I have never made 30+ threatening phone calls to my ex-boyfriend because I’ve never had an ex-boyfriend or any boyfriend for that matter.
I’m a (straight) dude.