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Title: MAS: Welcomes Our New Socialist Overlord
Post by: stotan on December 26, 2007, 12:47:53 PM
Join me
Title: Re: MAS: I Do What I Want
Post by: Pop Up Video on December 26, 2007, 01:39:14 PM
"Third outfit appearance"?

What planet is this?

Also wondering.
Title: Re: MAS: I Do What I Want
Post by: Pop Up Video on December 26, 2007, 01:41:00 PM
"Third outfit appearance"?

What planet is this?

Also wondering.

CMo are you from New England as well?

Nope. Midwest/Great Lakes region.
Title: Re: MAS: I Do What I Want
Post by: mugatu on December 26, 2007, 07:15:35 PM
Aww...
Title: Re: MAS: I Do What I Want
Post by: mugatu on December 26, 2007, 07:18:11 PM
I feel bad like Melvin felt bad.
Title: Re: MAS: Calling bric, bearly, eveman, cranes, penny, etc
Post by: Pop Up Video on December 26, 2007, 10:10:03 PM
Sometimes I go to work, and when I come back, the last thread I read has increased by 10+ pages.

I cannot keep up with this board anymore.
Title: Re: MAS: Calling bric, bearly, eveman, cranes, penny, etc
Post by: BigLulz on December 26, 2007, 10:18:58 PM
Sometimes I go to work, and when I come back, the last thread I read has increased by 10+ pages.

I cannot keep up with this board anymore.

I also have this problem. I'm not sure if I'm slowing down, or the board is speeding up.
Title: Re: MAS: Calling bric, bearly, eveman, cranes, penny, etc
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 26, 2007, 11:02:57 PM
I apologize for saying something off-topic in an off-topic board, but is anyone as desirous of summer as I am?  This winter is the dregs.
Seconded. It's f'n raining every night. :(

I was just super bored and watched the Denzel Washington movie Deja Vu. Don't watch it. It's ridiculous.  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Calling bric, bearly, eveman, cranes, penny, etc
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 26, 2007, 11:04:19 PM
I apologize for saying something off-topic in an off-topic board, but is anyone as desirous of summer as I am?  This winter is the dregs.
Seconded. It's f'n raining every night. :(

I was just super bored and watched the Denzel Washingtom movie Deja Vu. Don't watch it. It's ridiculous.  :(

Unseasonably snowy up in Massachusetts. Damn climate change.
Where in Mass, Hobbes?
Title: Re: MAS: Calling bric, bearly, eveman, cranes, penny, etc
Post by: mugatu on December 27, 2007, 01:13:37 AM
::applies for admission to MAS::

::gets rejected::

::slinks back to SFLSD::

:-\

ditto

I'm happy people found the OTB, though
Title: Re: MAS: Calling bric, bearly, eveman, cranes, penny, etc
Post by: ! B L U E WAR R I O R..! on December 27, 2007, 01:16:20 AM







hiliary?...more bush?






Title: Re: MAS: Calling bric, bearly, eveman, cranes, penny, etc
Post by: mugatu on December 27, 2007, 01:17:16 AM
::applies for admission to MAS::

::gets rejected::

::slinks back to SFLSD::

:-\

hey, hey.  just because you're not auto-admit by being named in the title doesn't mean you should give it a shot.  i can pull some strings, i think we can get you accepted to the MAS part time program.

lol

we didn't even get waitlisted, and it was on page 5 (or something.)

---

Thanks, Julie.

ETA: I mean bluewarrior.  Tricky play.  And lame.
Title: Re: MAS: Calling bric, bearly, eveman, cranes, penny, etc
Post by: mugatu on December 27, 2007, 01:20:04 AM
lol

you're dope
Title: Re: MAS: Calling bric, bearly, eveman, cranes, penny, etc
Post by: Pop Up Video on December 27, 2007, 01:22:46 AM
::applies for admission to MAS::

::gets rejected::

::slinks back to SFLSD::

:-\

ditto

I'm happy people found the OTB, though

same.  we need fresh blood around here, and this new crop of posters have lots of potential.  and yes i have a favourite, not that anyone cares.

please don't mind us.  we'll be out of your way in a minute.

hey, hey.  just because you're not auto-admit by being named in the title doesn't mean you should give it a shot.  i can pull some strings, i think we can get you accepted to the MAS part time program.

thanks brico, but i was instructed to stay out and hang out with the geezers on SFLSD!  :D

we'll see you all in other threads.  :)

i do!  whisper it to me; i can keep a secret.  you wouldn't believe the *&^% about wallace stevens i've been keeping mum all this time.



Waiting.
Title: Re: MAS: Calling bric, bearly, eveman, cranes, penny, etc
Post by: mugatu on December 27, 2007, 08:34:58 AM
I think they meant to call this thread...

GAK: Calling GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK!

Dr. GAK to the OR!

Last cycle called... they want their GAK back!

 :)



lol

yeah
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on December 27, 2007, 12:31:06 PM
This thread has single-handedly killed the traffic on the applications board.  Thanks for ruining my workday.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Catwoman on December 27, 2007, 12:31:24 PM
What is this, a circle jerk? The new posters this cycle are so lame.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Catwoman on December 27, 2007, 12:35:09 PM
I'm just bitter because whenever I pop in here, I don't recognize anybody anymore. Who are you people?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 27, 2007, 02:08:01 PM
the application board is terrible these days. 

I'm trying to decide whether Lord of the Dance caused the decline, or was simply a symptom of it.
I think that he's but one of the four horsetrolls of the LSD apocalypse.

First, came that Top Gun guy. He was annoying and unfunny, but we put up with him because he was the only one of his kind.

Second came the Lord of the Dance, and the people finally knew the woe that had befallen them.

I fear that we have at least two more to go, and then the end is truly nigh.  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 27, 2007, 02:10:57 PM
f-in' lord of the dance makes Danger Zone look like a burbling font of Wildean riposte.
It's shocking but true.  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 27, 2007, 03:23:38 PM
f-in' lord of the dance makes Danger Zone look like a burbling font of Wildean riposte.
It's shocking but true.  :(

I think LOTD was a historical inevitability. He grew organically out of the board's depraved undercurrent. People were becoming increasingly sarcastic and mean spirited, probably due to the lack of news vis-a-vis applications. The ones who were posting were doing so as a way to burn off feelings of frustration and discontent. Flately was, I think, a personification of everything that is sick and wrong with the applications board right now. He's a creature born out of perversity and hostility, and thus appeared at the focal point of those feelings.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 27, 2007, 03:25:57 PM
f-in' lord of the dance makes Danger Zone look like a burbling font of Wildean riposte.
It's shocking but true.  :(

I think LOTD was a historical inevitability. He grew organically out of the board's depraved undercurrent. As brico pointed out, people were becoming increasingly sarcastic and mean spirited, probably due to the lack of news vis-a-vis applications. The ones who were posting were doing so as a way to burn off feelings of frustration and discontent. Flately was, I think, a personification of everything that is sick and wrong with the applications board right now. He's a creature born out of perversity and hostility, and thus appeared at the focal point of those characteristics.
I agree with your assessment, but I fear that there are even more evil emanations to come as more and more people become rejected and resentments begin to rise. :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 27, 2007, 08:39:05 PM
back from (well) extended happy hour.  Probably not meeting up for the second wave because I need to be full strength for cotillion and have drank for the past like 10 days straight.  I am now taking and answering questions about anything.  They will be promptly deleted when I wake up sober tomorrow.

Eveson: "Hey dad, look! A drunk guy!"
Evedad: "That's right. Good eye, son!"
Eevson: "Wow. Can I touch him?"
Evedad: "Hahahaha! That's funny. No."

 but i like being touched  ???

Eveson: "Awwww, Evedadddd... but he likes being touched  :'("
Evedad: "Now Eveson, do you know where he's been?"
Eveson: " ::) nooooo."
Evedad: "And what does he smell like?"
Eveson: "Like Evemom."
Evedad: "And what do you do with strange people who smell like Evemom?"
Eveson: "::) I stay the @#!* away."
Evedad: "That's right Eveson. You stay way the @#!* away :)"
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 27, 2007, 09:07:34 PM
Did people like my Evedad & Son routine? Is it worth keeping in circulation?

Too much effort to read.

What if I mess with the spacing?

Eveson: "Uh, do we still suck?"

Evedad: "I hope not Eveson. If we still do, we're going to the glue factory."

Eveson: "For a tour?"

Evedad: "No, not exactly :D"

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: MHLM on December 27, 2007, 09:14:21 PM
Confused, I believe you ignored my inquiry about your DS in another thread. My guess is that you wrote about your many escapes as a cotillion/debutante ball escort. Am I close? No? OK, PM me, too, then.

Thanks  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: MHLM on December 27, 2007, 09:19:57 PM
Confused, I believe you ignored my inquiry about your DS in another thread. My guess is that you wrote about your many escapes as a cotillion/debutante ball escort. Am I close? No? OK, PM me, too, then.

You finally decide to show up, eh?

He wrote about how he was shunned by all his "friends" the first time he blacked out at a bar and brought home a 2, and how it made him realize who his real friends were.

That's tragic. A true coming of age tale. Well, at least she wasn't a 1...actually, you didn't mention gender...perhaps that's what makes the story so notable. Poor Confused.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 28, 2007, 09:15:22 AM
sup, dudes.
Mornin'.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 28, 2007, 09:46:08 AM
sup, dudes.
Mornin'.

You new here?
I posted earlier. This is a weird thread, but I understand why it is necessary. The only question is - is the MAS thread redundant when we have the FB group?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 28, 2007, 10:11:13 AM
sup, dudes.
Mornin'.

You new here?
I posted earlier. This is a weird thread, but I understand why it is necessary. The only question is - is the MAS thread redundant when we have the FB group?

Recant your blasphemy, Bear.

The MAS thread is the only necessary thread.  There is no 'MAS' in 'redundant.'
I totally recant my blasphemy. MAS > Other stuff that is not MAS. Obviously.

Do you think the FB group is redundant then? They seem to serve a similar purpose.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 28, 2007, 10:16:10 AM
sup, dudes.
Mornin'.

You new here?
I posted earlier. This is a weird thread, but I understand why it is necessary. The only question is - is the MAS thread redundant when we have the FB group?

Recant your blasphemy, Bear.

The MAS thread is the only necessary thread.  There is no 'MAS' in 'redundant.'
I totally recant my blasphemy. MAS > Other stuff that is not MAS. Obviously.

Do you think the FB group is redundant then? They seem to serve a similar purpose.

FB is a neat little novelty, and I like it.  But what's the point of being ultra-uber-elite-exclusive if nobody can see you doing it?  Hence MAS.

Although I actually think that it's a different beast entirely.  MAS is just a sweet LSD thread.
Ah! I see your point. What's the point of being elite when you can't flout your eliteness in public. This thread rox my sox.  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 28, 2007, 11:13:37 AM
bearly, this thread is necessary to demonstrate our exclusivity.

The facebook group serves the purpose of putting faces to names, even though I still don't know who half the fbook group is... (never look at the NOC list)
Yup. We are prefrigious. No doubt about it.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 28, 2007, 03:25:42 PM
A ten year gap with her being 30 makes her a cougar.  My largest gap is 7 years so I am quite jealous.

Hah alright then I guess I am qualified to give advice.  We worked together, so that made it a lot easier.  And more fun.

It's kind of fun continuing a single conversation in three separate threads.

Was she a superior or subordinate?  I would find the roleplaying opportunities endless.

Technically she was a superior, though she wasn't directly over me (heh, heh).  It was a lot of fun dropped sexual innuendos at work and at happy hour with a ton of clueless co-workers around.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7e5xBHZenU
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Ilovecheese on December 28, 2007, 03:58:50 PM
sexy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK14Dt8Mgxw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK14Dt8Mgxw)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 28, 2007, 10:31:22 PM
How is cotillion an American tradition? It's basically a Southern (and, apparently, Rust Belt) thing.

i don't even know what a cotillion IS.

<---yankee.
TITCR. Is this something that goes with chewing tobacco? I don't know crap today... :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 28, 2007, 11:54:32 PM
I may or may not have picked up a 27 year old tonight.
If you don't know, you haven't clinched it yet. Call her up in a couple of days and let us know if it's a closed deal dooder.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 29, 2007, 12:00:21 AM
I may or may not have picked up a 27 year old tonight.
If you don't know, you haven't clinched it yet. Call her up in a couple of days and let us know if it's a closed deal dooder.

Nope.  Didn't get her number.  Gave her mine.  I like it better this way.  I don't have to worry about anything.
Yeah, but it gives her a comfortable out if she doesn't feel like calling you back. The credited way to see her again is to set up a second meeting the same night you meet her.

You may be set though, what the hell do I know? I'm just a bear...

Is she cute?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 29, 2007, 12:11:39 AM
I may or may not have picked up a 27 year old tonight.
If you don't know, you haven't clinched it yet. Call her up in a couple of days and let us know if it's a closed deal dooder.

Nope.  Didn't get her number.  Gave her mine.  I like it better this way.  I don't have to worry about anything.
Yeah, but it gives her a comfortable out if she doesn't feel like calling you back. The credited way to see her again is to set up a second meeting the same night you meet her.

You may be set though, what the hell do I know? I'm just a bear...

Is she cute?

Tried it, she pulled the "I just got out of a relationship."  I'm ok with giving her an out.  If she wants to see me, she'll call me.

She had an adorable haircut, but she was a lot cuter from far away than she was from close up.
What kinda haircut? I get the feeling from this post and others that you are a fan of girls with pretty hair.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 29, 2007, 12:20:10 AM
I may or may not have picked up a 27 year old tonight.
If you don't know, you haven't clinched it yet. Call her up in a couple of days and let us know if it's a closed deal dooder.

Nope.  Didn't get her number.  Gave her mine.  I like it better this way.  I don't have to worry about anything.
Yeah, but it gives her a comfortable out if she doesn't feel like calling you back. The credited way to see her again is to set up a second meeting the same night you meet her.

You may be set though, what the hell do I know? I'm just a bear...

Is she cute?

Tried it, she pulled the "I just got out of a relationship."  I'm ok with giving her an out.  If she wants to see me, she'll call me.

She had an adorable haircut, but she was a lot cuter from far away than she was from close up.
What kinda haircut? I get the feeling from this post and others that you are a fan of girls with pretty hair.

Hah I am.  Bigtime.
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_lkizOvB-Ebk/Rds_EvIwtCI/AAAAAAAAAI0/bQ59Jl4XUAQ/s1600/abc.bmp)

Straight bangs like that.  Red hair though.
Very pretty look. You get the Bearly seal of approval! :)

Will someone tell me what a Coillion is?  ???

At least narrow it down to animal, vegetable or mineral please...
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 29, 2007, 12:28:27 AM
Cotillion = Deb ball.        Reezy will have some pictures up later of him in full dress for Assembly Ball.   will be tagged on FB, anyway.
Yeah? I'm looking forward to seeing it dood! Is this something like a Fraternity formal? Who arranges these things?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 29, 2007, 12:43:29 AM
Cotillion = Deb ball.        Reezy will have some pictures up later of him in full dress for Assembly Ball.   will be tagged on FB, anyway.
Yeah? I'm looking forward to seeing it dood! Is this something like a Fraternity formal? Who arranges these things?

in [reezy's hometown], the Assembly Ball has been happening since 1919.  it's put on by the Recreation League.  dudes and chicks' families have been carrying it on since; you get invited to be a "bachelor" or a "debutante", and you're in it.    it's more important for girls than guys, basically if you're a girl it's the only way to be a Big Deal.

reezy was in "full dress" tonight, though.  this means a tuxedo with a white vest, white tie, full tails (long tuxedo jacket), white studs & links, and a blue sash.      friend me, jigga man.  you'll see how it is.
Wow. That's pimp as heck. I wish I grew up over there. Consider you friended, Reez.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 29, 2007, 12:51:12 AM
Cotillion = Deb ball.        Reezy will have some pictures up later of him in full dress for Assembly Ball.   will be tagged on FB, anyway.
Yeah? I'm looking forward to seeing it dood! Is this something like a Fraternity formal? Who arranges these things?

in [reezy's hometown], the Assembly Ball has been happening since 1919.  it's put on by the Recreation League.  dudes and chicks' families have been carrying it on since; you get invited to be a "bachelor" or a "debutante", and you're in it.    it's more important for girls than guys, basically if you're a girl it's the only way to be a Big Deal.

reezy was in "full dress" tonight, though.  this means a tuxedo with a white vest, white tie, full tails (long tuxedo jacket), white studs & links, and a blue sash.      friend me, jigga man.  you'll see how it is.
Wow. That's pimp as heck. I wish I grew up over there. Consider you friended, Reez.

lulz @ wishing you were from reezy's town.   people generally hate on this place.

although tonight, reezy talked to the MP of a V20 firm based in reezy's hometown.   reezy is hopeful.
My hometown is like 40 miles from the biggest nuclear meltdown in history. You get a sweetass night to throw game at young ladies in dress. Come on dooder, what's not to love? ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 29, 2007, 01:10:53 AM
I'm good. I'll prolly die of really bad thyroid cancer pretty young though. Also, I prolly woulda broken 170-ish if the chernobyl didn't make me dumb. It also gave me super bear powers though, so I can't complain.  :)

I watched this pretty sweet documentary called "Born Rich" about the descendants of tycoons like the Rockefellers the other day, and their lifestyle is pretty peachy. I'd recommend it to people with lotsa free time on their hands. It's freely available on the internets, and it's produced by a Johnson kid (of Johnson and Johnson fame).

I am sorry for Ohio but I'm glad us New Yorkers ended up getting Rockefeller Center. You guys have plenty of christmas trees out in the country. We needed it more.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 29, 2007, 03:06:24 PM
The bear missed this whole conversation but the bear has deduced exactly what Confused has done. Good job confused!  ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Vannabunny on December 29, 2007, 09:23:12 PM
I took the glassbooth survey, and am 87% Huckabee.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Vannabunny on December 29, 2007, 09:39:43 PM
I took the glassbooth survey, and am 87% Huckabee.

I was 65% or so Huckabee. I didn't like that, so much--dude makes me nervous.

Who the hell are you, by the way? And what board do you hang out on?

I'm an oldie poster, from a year or so ago.

And Huckabee makes me nervous, as well.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 30, 2007, 05:01:52 PM
Spending the night away from alcohol.  Its time to get some ample recharging for tomorrow's festivities.  Any recommendations on what to do with all this free time?

http://www.scrabulous.com/
My new obsession.

Pcranes' suggestion is always a classic.

i hate this game so much. it eats my time. it's a timeivore.

True.

Edit: Eveman, why are you so down?

the world is a horrible evil place filled with things and people that suck.

i'm praying for armageddon to come and wash away all the awfulness and i don't even believe in god.
Title: Re: MAS: I Do What I Want
Post by: John Blackthorne on December 30, 2007, 05:09:30 PM
My hope is that one day  people will look at MAS and not know what it means just as I look at SFLSD and don't what it means.

don't hope for that
Title: Re: MAS: I Do What I Want
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 05:55:27 PM
My hope is that one day  people will look at MAS and not know what it means just as I look at SFLSD and don't what it means.

don't hope for that

MAS = GAK

(way worse than the pdub club)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 30, 2007, 07:22:36 PM
Confused: Always remember that for every door that closes, another opens.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Elephant Lee on December 30, 2007, 08:26:10 PM
Marriage is one way that we learn to love over a long, hard life. I read that yesterday.
Title: Re: MAS: I Do What I Want
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 09:03:30 PM
My hope is that one day  people will look at MAS and not know what it means just as I look at SFLSD and don't what it means.

don't hope for that

MAS = GAK

(way worse than the pdub club)

http://www.someecards.com/upload/seasonal/lets_do_the_whitest.html

ok, that's funny

but not true!  There were a lot of non-white people skiing in Utah last year. 
Title: Re: MAS: I Do What I Want
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 09:04:37 PM
My hope is that one day  people will look at MAS and not know what it means just as I look at SFLSD and don't what it means.

don't hope for that

MAS = GAK

(way worse than the pdub club)

by no means is this gratuitous.

Go back to your old people threads.

your choice
Title: Re: MAS: I do understand
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 09:06:33 PM
I liked the old title better.

It forms a nice counterpoint.
Title: Re: MAS: I do understand
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 09:15:16 PM
I liked the old title better.

seconded. and what does SFLSD mean, while we're on the subject?

I think, if you read the entire thread, you could get a good idea.
Title: Re: MAS: I do understand
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 09:17:39 PM
I liked the old title better.

seconded. and what does SFLSD mean, while we're on the subject?

I think, if you read the entire thread, you could get a good idea.
:(

I'll give you a hint:

It's an acronym, best broken up like this: SF LSD

What are things that SF could mean?
At this point I'd hope LSD is clear.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 09:21:29 PM
San Fran LSD.  It was is an old meetup thread that spiraled out of control continued to exist after meeting up since they all still post in it.

fixt
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on December 30, 2007, 09:34:18 PM
You guys are absolute maniacs. Posting maniacs. I went away for the weekend and this thread expanded by like 20 pages.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Danger Zone on December 30, 2007, 09:50:50 PM
The banana is not hot.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 30, 2007, 09:53:29 PM
Duchamp?!

Not quite.

is it, you know, interesting?   I've got about 0 modern art knowledge.

I suppose it could be if my modern art knowledge exceeded yours  :D

I just like looking at the pictures.

then you should out my new 'tar.

I did, and I meant to say...adorable!

Eveman, you have the most radical mood swings ever.

I'm tri-polar.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 30, 2007, 10:02:49 PM
not flame.  ask me anything about myself.

how do you sleep at night?

big pile of money.  beautiful women.

nice simpsons reference. got any other classic tv shows you'd care to, um, draw inspiration from?

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 30, 2007, 10:07:13 PM
what's wrong with y'all? i'm on fire tonight... normally you need expanded basic to get this sort of shtick.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on December 30, 2007, 10:28:52 PM
post-counts on this site are fishy beyond belief.  there are a few mega posters that haven't cracked 1k.  don't get it.

Lots of people delete posts.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 10:31:47 PM
San Fran LSD.  It was is an old meetup thread that spiraled out of control continued to exist after meeting up since they all still post in it.

fixt

Hah I didn't know you guys met up.

A few times.  It was fun.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 10:53:52 PM
San Fran LSD.  It was is an old meetup thread that spiraled out of control continued to exist after meeting up since they all still post in it.

fixt

Hah I didn't know you guys met up.

A few times.  It was fun.

an actual lsd meetup?  Creepy or Fun?

I've had a lot (sort of).
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on December 30, 2007, 11:02:43 PM
have any of you guys actually met outside of the forum?  how do you know you're not flames?

I have flame accounts, but I don't flame on my normal, regular moniker (this one.) If you want to keep flaming about prelaw gunning, you might want to create a new alt and try to start over on that one as a normal student and leave the flaming to the PBJ name.

Of course, I'm assuming you're a real person, and not a flame moniker of a regular poster.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 11:03:51 PM
i'll stop bothering you guys.  i'm sorry for your reaction and i'll try to limit my conversational overtures in the future.

You aren't in a conversation.

In the alternative, if you think your statements contribute to conversation, you must not have any.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on December 30, 2007, 11:14:34 PM
why isn't being a hard worker a likeable quality per se?

and aren't we all ambitious?  i want to be an excellent clerk and make BigLaw before doing PI for immigration.  who doesn't?

I think real idea people are attempting to show is that these types of threads ("hang out threads") are not appropriate for discussing suppliments, etc.  Perhaps a new thread would best serve that purpose.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:21:19 PM
I think we need a good collective shunning.



do you think a scarlet "PBJ" would do the trick?

sure... any 17th C. punishment might suffice.

i'm thinking something involving water.

Thumbscrews. According to a recent Medieval Times visit, they are quite effective and easy to get hold of. By medieval standards, I suppose.

Are you like seven years old?  Let it be known, I harbor a mild dislike for tinkerbelle010.  
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 30, 2007, 11:22:27 PM
I think we need a good collective shunning.



do you think a scarlet "PBJ" would do the trick?

sure... any 17th C. punishment might suffice.

i'm thinking something involving water.

Thumbscrews. According to a recent Medieval Times visit, they are quite effective and easy to get hold of. By medieval standards, I suppose.

Are you like seven years old?  Let it be known, I harbor a mild dislike for tinkerbelle010. 

hey shouldn't you be off selling hedge funds to senile rich people?

EDIT: i'm kidding, but leave t-bell alone. she is sweet and cool.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:24:02 PM
I think we need a good collective shunning.



do you think a scarlet "PBJ" would do the trick?

sure... any 17th C. punishment might suffice.

i'm thinking something involving water.

Thumbscrews. According to a recent Medieval Times visit, they are quite effective and easy to get hold of. By medieval standards, I suppose.

Are you like seven years old?  Let it be known, I harbor a mild dislike for tinkerbelle010. 

hey shouldn't you be off selling hedge funds to senile rich people?

I just flat out mug them nowadays.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:25:55 PM
I think we need a good collective shunning.



do you think a scarlet "PBJ" would do the trick?

sure... any 17th C. punishment might suffice.

i'm thinking something involving water.

Thumbscrews. According to a recent Medieval Times visit, they are quite effective and easy to get hold of. By medieval standards, I suppose.

Are you like seven years old?  Let it be known, I harbor a mild dislike for tinkerbelle010. 

hey shouldn't you be off selling hedge funds to senile rich people?

I just flat out mug them nowadays.

don't you mean maul?

That I do.

And icebars are overrated.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on December 30, 2007, 11:26:31 PM
i'm going to go out to a bar and get a little tipsy.  then i'll probably go home and go to sleep, since i have to get some work done the next morning.

honestly, i thinking that drinking is a little lame in these situations.

We probably wouldn't get along IRL. If you're even a real person, that is.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 30, 2007, 11:29:43 PM

That I do.

And icebars are overrated.

icebars are cool. when you want a drink on the rocks all you have to do is punch the wall above your glass. i thought if anyone would respect the inherent efficiency of this system it would be you  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:31:17 PM

That I do.

And icebars are overrated.

icebars are cool. when you want a drink on the rocks all you have to do is punch the wall above your glass. i thought if anyone would respect the inherent efficiency of this system it would be you  :(

I tried this and got kicked out.  I mauled as many elderly women as possible on my way out though so its all good.

On another note, shut up tinkerbelle.  Go do your paper.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:34:37 PM

That I do.

And icebars are overrated.

icebars are cool. when you want a drink on the rocks all you have to do is punch the wall above your glass. i thought if anyone would respect the inherent efficiency of this system it would be you  :(

I tried this and got kicked out.  I mauled as many elderly women as possible on my way out though so its all good.

On another note, shut up tinkerbelle.  Go do your paper.

jesus... were you violated by a faerie when you were little?

EDIT: the pun was not intentional. i am thinking of deleting this post because of it.

I <3 tinkerbelle, all is well
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:35:06 PM
I think we need a good collective shunning.



do you think a scarlet "PBJ" would do the trick?

sure... any 17th C. punishment might suffice.

i'm thinking something involving water.

Thumbscrews. According to a recent Medieval Times visit, they are quite effective and easy to get hold of. By medieval standards, I suppose.

Are you like seven years old?  Let it be known, I harbor a mild dislike for tinkerbelle010. 

hey shouldn't you be off selling hedge funds to senile rich people?

I just flat out mug them nowadays.

don't you mean maul?

That I do.

And icebars are overrated.

The London Icebar is TTT.  Its sponsored by absolut i believe and every f-ing drink has that poo vodka in it.  I was pissed.

And it costs like f*cking 20 pounds for 10 minutes or whatever *&^% it was. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:37:25 PM

That I do.

And icebars are overrated.

icebars are cool. when you want a drink on the rocks all you have to do is punch the wall above your glass. i thought if anyone would respect the inherent efficiency of this system it would be you  :(

I tried this and got kicked out.  I mauled as many elderly women as possible on my way out though so its all good.

On another note, shut up tinkerbelle.  Go do your paper.

jesus... were you violated by a faerie when you were little?

EDIT: the pun was not intentional. i am thinking of deleting this post because of it.

I <3 tinkerbelle, all is well

Wow, Brown Bear, I don't know what to think...

Aww, youre thinking.  Good for you.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:38:04 PM
They're only starving because I took their food.  Its an honest mistake.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 30, 2007, 11:38:35 PM

Aww, youre [sic] thinking.  Good for you.

this is an ironic typo  ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:40:55 PM

That I do.

And icebars are overrated.

icebars are cool. when you want a drink on the rocks all you have to do is punch the wall above your glass. i thought if anyone would respect the inherent efficiency of this system it would be you  :(

I tried this and got kicked out.  I mauled as many elderly women as possible on my way out though so its all good.

On another note, shut up tinkerbelle.  Go do your paper.

jesus... were you violated by a faerie when you were little?

EDIT: the pun was not intentional. i am thinking of deleting this post because of it.

I <3 tinkerbelle, all is well

Wow, Brown Bear, I don't know what to think...

Aww, youre thinking.  Good for you.

This is so uncalled for!

This is uncalled for.  I'm sorry.  Lets put this dark incident behind us.   :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:41:11 PM
tinker: when is your paper due?  i thought it was break.

Stop asking questions. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:44:05 PM
With respect to Tinkerbelle, you hurt the ones you love.
With respect to PBJ, we were all thinking it, come on!

PBJ: I apologize, I do enjoy many of your threads.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:48:01 PM
With respect to Tinkerbelle, you hurt the ones you love.
With respect to PBJ, we were all thinking it, come on!

PBJ: I apologize, I do enjoy many of your threads.

Um...I just don't know what to say.

don't say anything. just run. fast.

Never run from bears.  They're faster, stronger and smarter.  Eveman's trying to get you killed there tink.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 30, 2007, 11:50:29 PM
With respect to Tinkerbelle, you hurt the ones you love.
With respect to PBJ, we were all thinking it, come on!

PBJ: I apologize, I do enjoy many of your threads.

Um...I just don't know what to say.

don't say anything. just run. fast.

Never run from bears.  They're faster, stronger and smarter.  Eveman's trying to get you killed there tink.

Eveman wouldn't...

oh for gods's sakes he trying to eat you!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:51:22 PM
With respect to Tinkerbelle, you hurt the ones you love.
With respect to PBJ, we were all thinking it, come on!

PBJ: I apologize, I do enjoy many of your threads.

Um...I just don't know what to say.

don't say anything. just run. fast.

Never run from bears.  They're faster, stronger and smarter.  Eveman's trying to get you killed there tink.

Eveman wouldn't...

oh for gods's sakes he trying to eat you!

The ugandans ran out of food, what else do you want me to do?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:54:41 PM
With respect to Tinkerbelle, you hurt the ones you love.
With respect to PBJ, we were all thinking it, come on!

PBJ: I apologize, I do enjoy many of your threads.

Um...I just don't know what to say.

don't say anything. just run. fast.

Never run from bears.  They're faster, stronger and smarter.  Eveman's trying to get you killed there tink.

Eveman wouldn't...

oh for gods's sakes he trying to eat you!

The ugandans ran out of food, what else do you want me to do?

if you have to kill someone, at least kill a fat person. like louie anderson or dennis hastert.

How do you know I'm not fat?

sh*t, we've got a fatty here.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 30, 2007, 11:58:28 PM
Seriously Brown Bear...what happened to the apology. I don't get where the hostility is coming from.  ??? :(

I'm off to bed.

Tink, don't act like you don't <3 me too.  

Eveman, thats one swell reply

Good night all.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on December 31, 2007, 04:03:05 AM
With respect to Tinkerbelle, you hurt the ones you love.
With respect to PBJ, we were all thinking it, come on!

PBJ: I apologize, I do enjoy many of your threads.

Um...I just don't know what to say.

don't say anything. just run. fast.

Never run from bears.  They're faster, stronger and smarter.  Eveman's trying to get you killed there tink.
TITCR!!!!!!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 31, 2007, 08:57:40 AM
hey bearly, did you see? i think we've found the next horsetroll of the lsd apocalypse of which you spoke. it's brown bear  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 31, 2007, 09:19:57 AM
Silly comment

She's 15.  And she's not hot.  However, her best friend got a boob job and she is ridiculously hot.  (and she loves tequila, my odds may be good.  no?)

Deleting now...

too late. he already quoted it.

sorry everybody, it looks like stotan's going to be somebody's girlfriend.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on December 31, 2007, 10:05:50 AM

Where is this reputation of being not nice come from?  I've only been supportive on this board!

You said i sounded like the banana. there is no forgiveness in this dojo.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 31, 2007, 11:44:23 AM
No shame in loving Love Actually.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on December 31, 2007, 12:50:14 PM
what is MAS, anyway?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on December 31, 2007, 12:54:51 PM
"Why would anyone want to be married before age 25?"

That's insane.  I thought that only happened in Idaho.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on December 31, 2007, 01:04:19 PM
Toronto's a very progressive town.  I mean, the city itself.  Some of the suburbs are a little 1956-ish.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on December 31, 2007, 01:10:30 PM
Toronto's kinda like NYC with a sprinkling of London and a dash of Stockholm (the weather).  One of my favorite quotes about it from someone whose name I forget is that "Toronto is like New York run by the swiss." 

It's a little dirtier now than it was when I was a kid, but I remember you used to be able to eat off the sidewalk.  It wasn't recommended, but I was 8.

I would totally live in Toronto and might even prefer it over DC, even though I really like this town.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on December 31, 2007, 01:12:25 PM
so what the hell is MAS?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on December 31, 2007, 01:16:59 PM
Montreal is awesome.  I would probably live in Montreal over toronto and not just because I like speak'n the french.  Admittedly, though, the weather in Montreal is hella cold.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 31, 2007, 03:38:44 PM

Har har har  :P

you walk right into these things, tink.    blame yourself, not me  :)

I don't meeeeean to...  :-[

She also doesn't mean to be a complete a-hole.  Sorry tink.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 31, 2007, 03:46:48 PM

Har har har  :P

you walk right into these things, tink.    blame yourself, not me  :)

I don't meeeeean to...  :-[

She also doesn't mean to be a complete a-hole.  Sorry tink.

at this point, I don't understand.   are you joking?

That post should have read "She also doesn't mean to be a complete a-hole.  Sorry tink. :)"  A smiley makes all the difference in the world.

On an unrelated note, I think getting married at 25 could be fun.  Right?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 31, 2007, 03:47:43 PM
Also, ditto on the congrats.  Great way to start off the new year! :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on December 31, 2007, 03:49:39 PM
Also, ditto on the congrats.  Great way to start off the new year! :)

You're a schizo.

Maybe a just a little.  But it keeps life interesting.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: filet o' fish on December 31, 2007, 06:09:40 PM
What's this thread about?

Is it a wannabe OPC and SFLSD?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 01, 2008, 02:54:50 AM
Holy crap I am drunk. Happity new year!  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 01, 2008, 07:46:28 AM
Happy New Years to MAS!

I love this thread.

One page you got Confused's Tucker Max-like escapades, click on the next page and it gives Sex and the City vibes, on the next page reezy is having  a Dr. Phil-ish moment.

MAS is the epitome of diversity.   :D

Law schools take note.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 10:18:40 AM
Hope everyone had a specTACular new year!

But reading over reezy's posts made me sad...  :-\

i guess it's lucky for me that those were tldr as well.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 01, 2008, 10:30:39 AM
ah leave them, reezy. adds character.

Agreed.

like the new avatar, by the way.  very meta.

Agreed.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 10:57:13 AM
reezy, that's not possible

unless he was malnourished... if you're malnourished you can put on weight in a hurry.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 11:36:27 AM
Eveman look at this

reezy is 6 3
stot is 6 1


its like everywhere I go in the world 5 10 is short.  how is 5 9 the average?

it just is. unless you're in scandinavia or norway or something.

anyway, i'm the same height as stotan and we're both shorter than reezy but all three of us are shorter than tom brady, compared to whom we all suck.

my point is that it doesn't make sense to worry about how you stack up against other people... just try to be happy and comfortable in your own skin, right?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 01:24:04 PM
has anyone seen The Sweet Hereafter? that's a good movie.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 01, 2008, 02:54:30 PM
I honestly think that 6 feet or thereabouts is the ideal height for a man.  I wouldn't worry about it, Confused.  Being near the median is probably an asset, since you don't want to dwarf many of the women you meet.

I'm just speculating, of course.  Feel free to rebuke my supposition.

lol.  i love finding odd conversational remnants like this one.  Being "near the median is probably an asset?"  Is that really Wally talking?

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 01, 2008, 03:03:23 PM
See, Tinker may agree.

Few men and women would like to date someone who's much taller or shorter than they are.  I think.

I guess that's why Sri Lankans stick to their own kind.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 05:01:35 PM
This is for Bearly/Brown Bear:

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF037-Bear_Boy.gif

Aww, thanks Tink :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 06:14:11 PM
it's a total effing blizzard in reezytown.   unbelievable out there.  it's only 28 degrees, though (not too cold), but the wind is gusting at 30mph.    just nuts.

Same here, except its 18 degrees. We got like 2 inches of snow today.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 07:22:56 PM
I am glad to see we're making a regular out of you, tink.  How'd you get into the cool crowd so quickly, though?

Anyway, you're a decent addition to the fun.

I was born in the cool crowd  :D :D :D

EDIT: still no PM love  :-\

False.

Tink, I <3 you

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 07:24:53 PM
uh reezy i just realize you got into emory. congrats.

emory or osu? (barring vandy of course)

that's really the question of the hour.   #31 vs. #22.    I feel like I'd be able to come back to Ohio either way, but going someplace out of left field (Emory, for example) would be cool while I'm still young.

I also will have two best friends who'll be in Columbus next year (where OSU is), and while they'll be pretty disappointed if I choose another school (one is already being passively salty towards me because he thinks I'm like ditching him by wanting to be someplace other than OSU), having these guys there would be a distraction, and they'd just get pissed at me for hanging out with LS people/hanging out in the library, anyway.

so yeah, it's a pretty effing delicate situation.   I never thought I'd actually GO to Emory if I got in, but now that I'm admitted, having the option makes things complicated.

of course you're right, this is all moot if I can get into Vandy.

But Emory is warmer!  Either one would be a ton of fun though.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 07:25:23 PM
I am glad to see we're making a regular out of you, tink.  How'd you get into the cool crowd so quickly, though?

Anyway, you're a decent addition to the fun.

I was born in the cool crowd  :D :D :D

EDIT: still no PM love  :-\

False.

Tink, I <3 you



speaking of passive aggressive, Brown Bear is here!!  sup dude?

nm, felt like wasting time and figured this is the place to be
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 07:37:16 PM
Tink I've decided I want to go to your UG's LS. Even though I doubt the club scene would be open to LS students.     ;)


Bold comment. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 07:47:13 PM
ugh. there are too many subplots in this thread. it's hard to follow.

in order to get up to web 2.0 this thread will need streamlining, proactive goal-oriented consolidation built around a modular focus paradigm, and objective reevaluation geared towards increasing time-precision productivity. otherwise we run the risk of fragmentational regression followed by irrevocable efficiency dispersal, and loss of market share to the chinese.

Eveman, you ARE a consultant.

Aww, look at Tink, handing out compliments left and right.  Eveman, feel honored!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 07:48:06 PM
Yeah Tink lots of universities don't have law schools, and why do you care if people know you go to Weber State anyway?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 07:52:18 PM
ugh. there are too many subplots in this thread. it's hard to follow.

in order to get up to web 2.0 this thread will need streamlining, proactive goal-oriented consolidation built around a modular focus paradigm, and objective reevaluation geared towards increasing time-precision productivity. otherwise we run the risk of fragmentational regression followed by irrevocable efficiency dispersal, and loss of market share to the chinese.

Eveman, you ARE a consultant.

Aww, look at Tink, handing out compliments left and right.  Eveman, feel honored!

go away. you're a slider. stop corrupting my people.

Isnt that a white castle hamburger?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 08:09:36 PM
Did anyone watch the Penguins/Sabres game today? I had to visit my godmother and missed it. Argh!

which bowl game were they playing in?

Tsk tsk Eveman. The world does not revolve around football...


NBDL?

National Basketball Development League? Not quite...

Reezy, looks like you decided already  :D

haha, yeah right.  I'm a pretty big buckeyes fan though, so I thought a new avatar would be a nice touch for the national championship game.

Good luck :)  Sigh, if only Hawaii could pull this one out...
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 08:11:26 PM
Did anyone watch the Penguins/Sabres game today? I had to visit my godmother and missed it. Argh!

which bowl game were they playing in?

Tsk tsk Eveman. The world does not revolve around football...


NBDL?

National Basketball Development League? Not quite...

Reezy, looks like you decided already  :D

haha, yeah right.  I'm a pretty big buckeyes fan though, so I thought a new avatar would be a nice touch for the national championship game.

Good luck :)  Sigh, if only Hawaii could pull this one out...

see, now, this is a dismantling.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 08:14:40 PM
Did anyone watch the Penguins/Sabres game today? I had to visit my godmother and missed it. Argh!

which bowl game were they playing in?

Tsk tsk Eveman. The world does not revolve around football...


NBDL?

National Basketball Development League? Not quite...

Reezy, looks like you decided already  :D

haha, yeah right.  I'm a pretty big buckeyes fan though, so I thought a new avatar would be a nice touch for the national championship game.

Good luck :)  Sigh, if only Hawaii could pull this one out...

see, now, this is a dismantling.

ouch, yea, this hasnt been a great week
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 08:17:09 PM
Did anyone watch the Penguins/Sabres game today? I had to visit my godmother and missed it. Argh!

which bowl game were they playing in?

Tsk tsk Eveman. The world does not revolve around football...


NBDL?

National Basketball Development League? Not quite...

Reezy, looks like you decided already  :D

haha, yeah right.  I'm a pretty big buckeyes fan though, so I thought a new avatar would be a nice touch for the national championship game.

Good luck :)  Sigh, if only Hawaii could pull this one out...

see, now, this is a dismantling.

ouch, yea, this hasnt been a great week

whoa, you didn't take the points on this game, did you?     please tell me you didn't take the points, dude.

haha, i had faith/optimism but not enough for that
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 08:22:47 PM
phew.  I was worried for you.    the guy we use at school had to close his book on this game because so many people laid so much on UGA at 8.5

easiest bet of bowl season, maybe.

8.5?  Now I love Hawaii but 8.5 seems just a bit low...wow
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 08:26:33 PM
phew.  I was worried for you.    the guy we use at school had to close his book on this game because so many people laid so much on UGA at 8.5

easiest bet of bowl season, maybe.

8.5?  Now I love Hawaii but 8.5 seems just a bit low...wow

right?   even bodog online had to start putting juice on it because the UGA bets were so heavy.

now you want a real deal, you'll take LSU at -4.5, still with no juice.    I love the Bucks, but they are young, and the SEC and Big10 are in different leagues right now.

As for the SEC and WAC, haha
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 08:32:17 PM
I miss when we were talking about stuff I was following  :(

I'd say something but its too easy <3

gambling on sports is dumb... i'm not a big believer in EMH as it applies to the stock market, but if there's any system for which it seems applicable, it's the betting line for bowl games.

Theres a paper about this, apparantly there are no arbitrage opps in betting lines, dunno how they manage that
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 08:35:04 PM
I miss when we were talking about stuff I was following  :(

I'd say something but its too easy <3

gambling on sports is dumb... i'm not a big believer in EMH as it applies to the stock market, but if there's any system for which it seems applicable, it's the betting line for bowl games.

Theres a paper about this, apparantly there are no arbitrage opps in betting lines, dunno how they manage that

link?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 01, 2008, 08:39:01 PM
I miss when we were talking about stuff I was following  :(

I'd say something but its too easy <3

gambling on sports is dumb... i'm not a big believer in EMH as it applies to the stock market, but if there's any system for which it seems applicable, it's the betting line for bowl games.

Theres a paper about this, apparantly there are no arbitrage opps in betting lines, dunno how they manage that

link?

My friend mentioned it when we were in atlantic city, I'll ask him about it.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 08:39:39 PM
I miss when we were talking about stuff I was following  :(

I'd say something but its too easy <3

gambling on sports is dumb... i'm not a big believer in EMH as it applies to the stock market, but if there's any system for which it seems applicable, it's the betting line for bowl games.

Theres a paper about this, apparantly there are no arbitrage opps in betting lines, dunno how they manage that

link?

My friend mentioned it when we were in atlantic city, I'll ask him about it.

thx.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 09:51:59 PM
too structured. buy a one-way ticket to lima and figure it out from there.

peru seems too easy. one-way ticket to kyrgyzstan, now we're talking.

lima's dangerous and fun and exotic.

the Stans are just gray and miserable and awful. the geographic equivalents of clinical depression.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 09:53:08 PM

TITCR.  I am a veteran of two summers on a Eurail pass... Going wherever you want on whims is definitely the way to travel, as long as you're flexible about which hostel/train station/park bench you sleep on.

trust me wally: there is no better feeling than getting off a train at 3:00am in a city you've never been too and no idea where you're going to be able to sleep.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 09:57:26 PM

TITCR.  I am a veteran of two summers on a Eurail pass... Going wherever you want on whims is definitely the way to travel, as long as you're flexible about which hostel/train station/park bench you sleep on.

trust me wally: there is no better feeling than getting off a train at 3:00am in a city you've never been too and no idea where you're going to be able to sleep.

You forgot the part about not speaking the local language.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 10:11:28 PM

TITCR.  I am a veteran of two summers on a Eurail pass... Going wherever you want on whims is definitely the way to travel, as long as you're flexible about which hostel/train station/park bench you sleep on.

trust me wally: there is no better feeling than getting off a train at 3:00am in a city you've never been too and no idea where you're going to be able to sleep.

You forgot the part about not speaking the local language.

yeah, i thought of that but forgot to include it.

anyway, reezy, how am i making it sound trivial? it's a great thing to do... god, you learn so much about how to take care of yourself in situations like that.

I spent a couple nights in airports this summer too, when I had an early/late flight and didn't want to buy a hotel.  In Milan, there were probably 15 other American kids in the international departure lounge who had the same idea as us, it turned into an actual party... We were half loaded by the time check-in opened for all our flights.

These are the kinds of stories that you get from travelling, WS!  Go for it!

This happened to me in Sydney. Actually ran into somebody from my UG at SYD, very random and fun.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 10:18:42 PM
hey, one time i got into shanghai by train at midnight without a hotel reservation... my plane was leaving that morning, so i checked by backpack at the station and spent the night wandering around... weirdest night of my life, but hey, i got some great stories out of it.

Share some?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 10:28:40 PM
C-Molt, I studied abroad for a term in Tasmania, and you'd be really surprised how many random connections you find in Australia.  What were you doing in New South Wales?

Study abroad. Spent time in Sydney region, Alice Springs, and Cairns. Need to go back and hit up Perth, Melbourne, Adelaide, etc. And the Kimberley region. I'd also like to visit Tasmania and NZ too.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 10:31:16 PM
hey, one time i got into shanghai by train at midnight without a hotel reservation... my plane was leaving that morning, so i checked by backpack at the station and spent the night wandering around... weirdest night of my life, but hey, i got some great stories out of it.

Share some?

not here.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 10:38:25 PM
C-Molt, I studied abroad for a term in Tasmania, and you'd be really surprised how many random connections you find in Australia.  What were you doing in New South Wales?

Study abroad. Spent time in Sydney region, Alice Springs, and Cairns. Need to go back and hit up Perth, Melbourne, Adelaide, etc. And the Kimberley region. I'd also like to visit Tasmania and NZ too.

You're lucky--I never made it up to Queensland.  Tasmania is cool, but they take the bottom-of-the-earth mentality a little too far; seeing Hobart is worth it, though.  I really loved living there.  Melbourne I could have done without.  It's just like another Sydney.  I'm with you in wanting to see Perth, though... just to say I did, you know?

Yeah I def want to get out to W. Australia. If you go back, I totally recommend making it to Cairns or Darwin or some other semi-tropical city. The rainforests were incredible in Cairns, and the whole Great Barrier Reef thing is awesome too of course.

Interesting you say that about Melbourne. I got bored of Sydney pretty quickly. I actually liked my time in Alice Springs the best, but then again I was there in the Aus winter when it only got up to like 75 in the day and 45-50 at night. I don't think I could handle an Australian summer in the desert.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 10:43:57 PM
New look?

i hate it.

I tried being less elitist, and there's nothing more accessible than a wallaby!

what the hell are you guys talking about?

conversational segue:  Wallabies are basically pests in Tasmania.  They hop around around eating people's gardens.  My host family always thought it was hilarious that I'd want to take pictures of them.

Ha, some random people I met in Australia were very interested in squirrels, deer, and other non-Australian animals we take for granted here. I guess people are drawn to whatever's foreign to them.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 10:49:16 PM
New look?

i hate it.

I tried being less elitist, and there's nothing more accessible than a wallaby!

what the hell are you guys talking about?

conversational segue:  Wallabies are basically pests in Tasmania.  They hop around around eating people's gardens.  My host family always thought it was hilarious that I'd want to take pictures of them.

Ha, some random people I met in Australia were very interested in squirrels, deer, and other non-Australian animals we take for granted here. I guess people are drawn to whatever's foreign to them.

We have black squirrels at my UG. That's exotic, right?

To me, yeah. I've only seen one black squirrel in my life, and it might have been just a really dirty gray squirrel.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 10:52:33 PM
New look?

i hate it.

I tried being less elitist, and there's nothing more accessible than a wallaby!

what the hell are you guys talking about?

conversational segue:  Wallabies are basically pests in Tasmania.  They hop around around eating people's gardens.  My host family always thought it was hilarious that I'd want to take pictures of them.

Ha, some random people I met in Australia were very interested in squirrels, deer, and other non-Australian animals we take for granted here. I guess people are drawn to whatever's foreign to them.

We have black squirrels at my UG. That's exotic, right?

i think that's the mascot of sarah lawrence college. "where even the squirrels wear all black"

Another tie-in to our study abroad convo: the New Zealand All-Blacks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zvs4T4RU30
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 10:59:51 PM
New look?

i hate it.

I tried being less elitist, and there's nothing more accessible than a wallaby!

what the hell are you guys talking about?

conversational segue:  Wallabies are basically pests in Tasmania.  They hop around around eating people's gardens.  My host family always thought it was hilarious that I'd want to take pictures of them.

Ha, some random people I met in Australia were very interested in squirrels, deer, and other non-Australian animals we take for granted here. I guess people are drawn to whatever's foreign to them.

We have black squirrels at my UG. That's exotic, right?

i think that's the mascot of sarah lawrence college. "where even the squirrels wear all black"

Another tie-in to our study abroad convo: the New Zealand All-Blacks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zvs4T4RU30

Are they the ones who do the haka?

That's what the video is  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 01, 2008, 11:08:46 PM
There was a kid on my IM flag football team who would do the haka before each game this fall. Cool, huh?

That is hilarious. Weird as hell, but hilarious.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 01, 2008, 11:44:57 PM
marriage stopped making sense the day we stopped living in caves.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 08:46:41 AM
This thread makes me so dizzy.... What's going on here!?  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 09:42:12 AM
I'd kill for more bed time. Dough for LSDing is overrated.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 09:47:51 AM
I'd kill for more bed time. Dough for LSDing is overrated.

I plan on working hard in LS, but I also plan on never getting out of bed until my first class of the day--in other words, until I totally have to.  I effing love beds.

Who doesn't!?
Nazis. Them and satanists. That's who.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 09:59:27 AM
I'd kill for more bed time. Dough for LSDing is overrated.

I plan on working hard in LS, but I also plan on never getting out of bed until my first class of the day--in other words, until I totally have to.  I effing love beds.

Who doesn't!?
Nazis. Them and satanists. That's who.

Actually, Satanists are really into hedonism.
Damn. Really? I need to take up satanism maybe?  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 10:27:38 AM
:(

gee thanks. love getting blatently mocked this early in my day.

So I can't make fun of your spelling?

someone entertain me.  i'm waiting for my mom to take me to lunch and she's being so slow.

Poor you.  How do you survive in a day-to-day basis?

I've overcome a lot of adversity stot.  Its all in my ds.

I LedOL.

If we meet, will you take me to one of these five star restaurants you keep talking about?  I've never been to one.  I'll put out...
Wow... This thread really IS sexy...
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 10:46:08 AM
I can't vote.
Thank goodness. Keep the commies up in Canada!  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 10:48:54 AM
What are we, back in college, freshman year? Let's go to the common room and talk about apartheid.

when was your freshman year?
Stotan is a Boer. His freshman year was yesterday.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 02, 2008, 10:52:07 AM
I can't vote.

exactly. the people with actual, non-agricultural educations and wit are not represented.

instead we get salt-of-the-earth simpletons wandering confusedly down to the caucus while everyone outside iowa looks on in stunned disbelief.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 10:53:20 AM
I can't vote.

exactly. the people with actual, non-agricultural educations and wit are not represented.

instead we get salt-of-the-earth simpletons wandering confusedly down to the caucus while everyone outside iowa looks on in stunned disbelief.
Broski... She's a Canadian.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 02, 2008, 10:54:09 AM
I can't vote.

exactly. the people with actual, non-agricultural educations and wit are not represented.

instead we get salt-of-the-earth simpletons wandering confusedly down to the caucus while everyone outside iowa looks on in stunned disbelief.
Broski... She's a Canadian.

who would you more trust to pick your president? a canadian or some high-on-farm-subsidies  iowan?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 10:56:29 AM
I can't vote.

exactly. the people with actual, non-agricultural educations and wit are not represented.

instead we get salt-of-the-earth simpletons wandering confusedly down to the caucus while everyone outside iowa looks on in stunned disbelief.
Broski... She's a Canadian.

who would you more trust to pick your president? a canadian or some high-on-farm-subsidies  iowan?
Neither. I would have the president chosen by a blood-duel to the death!

KAPLAH!

 :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 11:00:18 AM
I can't vote.

exactly. the people with actual, non-agricultural educations and wit are not represented.

instead we get salt-of-the-earth simpletons wandering confusedly down to the caucus while everyone outside iowa looks on in stunned disbelief.
Broski... She's a Canadian.

who would you more trust to pick your president? a canadian or some high-on-farm-subsidies  iowan?
Neither. I would have the president chosen by a blood-duel to the death!

KAPLAH!

 :)

i don't know what's sadder... that you made this reference or that i understood it.
You, my friend, are a giant nerd. :)

But seriously though - Iowa Caucus is bad news. This is the kind of *&^% that a 2-party system gives you. I say down with it.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 11:07:25 AM
let's talk about the iowa caucus: did you know that the vote of an illiterate gap-toothed dirt farmer is worth about 100x as much as the vote of a person from a real state?

it's important because it indicates what will play in peoria, which is to say, quite a bit of the country. and that's necessary under the electoral college system. say you had it in ny or massachusetts or california. we would all be voting based on what we hear on NPR!
And yet Cali's gov is a republican, the leading Republican candidate is a former governor of Massachussetts and NY state was governed by repubs for 12 years until the last election. This doesn't sound like that bad an idea when you think about it.

Then again, the caucus system is a ridiculous farce anyway. Down with 2-party hegemony!  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 02, 2008, 11:21:46 AM
wait, we're leaving cranes out of the loop. we should talk about something of more relevance in canada. how about quebec's succession movement?

Secession?

My town tried to secede from my county.

fixed...

i'm a very bad speller, so with difficult words i tend to just say whatever the spell checker tells me to say  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 02, 2008, 11:53:41 AM
wait, we're leaving cranes out of the loop. we should talk about something of more relevance in canada. how about quebec's succession movement?

Secession?

My town tried to secede from my county.

The irony, we tried to secede from our city twice during elementary school.  Good times.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 12:45:06 PM
What general area are you from tink?

Melvin, how many guesses do I get?

The tri-state one.

I like Tink's attitude.  Indolent and quirky is the only way to go.  I'm thinking of boiling up some broth and throwing vegetables in there later.

Awww, thanks! I too am contemplating what to make for dinner. Made a roast chicken with a red wine reduction the other night to rave reviews. Anyone have any good recipes?
I am the worst cook in the world, and I can't imagine anything sexier than a lady that knows what a "red wine reduction" is. Kudos. Kudos.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 12:47:43 PM
What is a red wine reduction, Bear?  I'm too lazy for google. 
Hell if I know, but an ex of mine once made something that involved it for me and I fell in love with her.  :)

The way to a bear's heart is apparently through his stomach.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 02, 2008, 12:50:00 PM
What is a red wine reduction, Bear?  I'm too lazy for google. 
Hell if I know, but an ex of mine once made something that involved it for me and I fell in love with her.  :)

The way to a bear's heart is apparently through his stomach.

TITCR
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 12:51:36 PM
What is a red wine reduction, Bear?  I'm too lazy for google. 
Hell if I know, but an ex of mine once made something that involved it for me and I fell in love with her.  :)

The way to a bear's heart is apparently through his stomach.

Especially if it's a honey reduction.

My roommate made a reduction with one of our homebrews once -- it was a chocolate chili pepper porter -- and it was pretty foul.
OMG. I may burn down my house tonight but I need to try this! ::salivate::
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 12:53:03 PM
I am the worst cook in the world, and I can't imagine anything sexier than a lady that knows what a "red wine reduction" is. Kudos. Kudos.

Really?  That's the sexiest thing you can possibly imagine?  I think mine would involve a baseball bat...
:o :o :o

Be careful ladies!!!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 12:53:44 PM
What is a red wine reduction, Bear?  I'm too lazy for google. 
Hell if I know, but an ex of mine once made something that involved it for me and I fell in love with her.  :)

The way to a bear's heart is apparently through his stomach.

Especially if it's a honey reduction.

My roommate made a reduction with one of our homebrews once -- it was a chocolate chili pepper porter -- and it was pretty foul.
OMG. I may burn down my house tonight but I need to try this! ::salivate::

http://www.stephencooks.com/2005/09/seared_tuna_and.html
OMG Tink, you are marriagable!  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 12:56:30 PM
I am the worst cook in the world, and I can't imagine anything sexier than a lady that knows what a "red wine reduction" is. Kudos. Kudos.

Really?  That's the sexiest thing you can possibly imagine?   I think mine would involve a baseball bat...
:o :o :o

Be careful ladies!!!

as much as i want too, i will not be posting a reply to this.
Feel free to PM me! I can handle it! :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 01:19:36 PM
nothing thickens my roux like a louisville slugger.

My kind of girl.
More proof that there is someone out there for everybody!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 02, 2008, 01:21:49 PM
nothing thickens my roux like a louisville slugger.

My kind of girl.
More proof that there is someone out there for everybody!

Any girl that lathers herself in honey is my kind of girl
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 01:24:01 PM
nothing thickens my roux like a louisville slugger.

My kind of girl.
More proof that there is someone out there for everybody!

Any girl that lathers herself in honey is my kind of girl
I hope there are two of these!

I like you Brown Bear. I don't want to have to start setting bear traps over a woman.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 02, 2008, 01:25:28 PM
Back on the temp chain-gang.  Is there anything more depressing than calling various agencies and sending out a resume to various entities?

This is why I'm so grateful for LS.

I can't believe that you can't find some bad office job in NYC.

You have a 4.0 for God's sake.  That should elicit a reponse from some recruiter.  Have you posted your resume on Monster yet?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 01:27:57 PM
Back on the temp chain-gang.  Is there anything more depressing than calling various agencies and sending out a resume to various entities?

This is why I'm so grateful for LS.

I can't believe that you can't find some bad office job in NYC.

You have a 4.0 for God's sake.  That should elicit a reponse from some recruiter.  Have you posted your resume on Monster yet?
HAHAHAHAHA Oh man that's hilarious. Not familiar with the NYC job market?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 02, 2008, 01:29:35 PM
HAHAHAHAHA Oh man that's hilarious. Not familiar with the NYC job market?

Is it seriously that bad?  There's plenty of jobs here and NYC is 5 times the size of my city.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 01:31:47 PM
HAHAHAHAHA Oh man that's hilarious. Not familiar with the NYC job market?

Is it seriously that bad?  There's plenty of jobs here and NYC is 5 times the size of my city.
Also 5 times as many people looking for clerical jobs, and everyone is qualified like crazy. The talent pool here is huge. It took me 8ish months to get a Biglaw Paralegal Gig and that was with a 3.95GPA, 4 years experience working at a small law firm and half a year working at the NYDA's office. Jobs are hard to come by, and they tend to open up during the summer. Just keep at it and you will find something eventually.

Edit:
Your qualifications don't matter if your resume isn't even looked at. Every recruiter in the city who places a monster ad gets at least 200-300 resumes a day. It's a complete crapshoot.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 02, 2008, 01:34:12 PM
HAHAHAHAHA Oh man that's hilarious. Not familiar with the NYC job market?

Is it seriously that bad?  There's plenty of jobs here and NYC is 5 times the size of my city.
Also 5 times as many people looking for clerical jobs, and everyone is qualified like crazy. The talent pool here is huge. It took me 8ish months to get a Biglaw Paralegal Gig and that was with a 3.95GPA, 4 years experience working at a small law firm and half a year working at the NYDA's office. Jobs are hard to come by, and they tend to open up during the summer. Just keep at it and you will find something eventually.

That's crazy.  

This is why I really, really, really want to go to a top school.  The stress of job hunting is no joke.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 01:37:12 PM
Also, I get the feeling that for clerical positions (not necessarily paralegal gigs, but definately the secretarial and receptionist jobs out there), there is a LOT of institutionalized sexism against male applicants in this city.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 02, 2008, 01:42:51 PM
Also, I get the feeling that for clerical positions (not necessarily paralegal gigs, but definately the secretarial and receptionist jobs out there), there is a LOT of institutionalized sexism against male applicants in this city.

That's weird.

I recruit for some of those type of positions, and that never crosses my mind.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 01:55:13 PM
Also, I get the feeling that for clerical positions (not necessarily paralegal gigs, but definately the secretarial and receptionist jobs out there), there is a LOT of institutionalized sexism against male applicants in this city.

That's weird.

I recruit for some of those type of positions, and that never crosses my mind.
This is probably paranoia on my part, but I feel like my female friends who apply for secretarial gigs get them way faster than I did, although I was more qualified.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 01:57:20 PM
Also, I get the feeling that for clerical positions (not necessarily paralegal gigs, but definately the secretarial and receptionist jobs out there), there is a LOT of institutionalized sexism against male applicants in this city.

That's weird.

I recruit for some of those type of positions, and that never crosses my mind.
This is probably paranoia on my part, but I feel like my female friends who apply for secretarial gigs get them way faster than I did, although I was more qualified.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:00:21 PM
Also, I get the feeling that for clerical positions (not necessarily paralegal gigs, but definately the secretarial and receptionist jobs out there), there is a LOT of institutionalized sexism against male applicants in this city.

That's weird.

I recruit for some of those type of positions, and that never crosses my mind.
This is probably paranoia on my part, but I feel like my female friends who apply for secretarial gigs get them way faster than I did, although I was more qualified.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 02, 2008, 02:07:50 PM
Also, I get the feeling that for clerical positions (not necessarily paralegal gigs, but definately the secretarial and receptionist jobs out there), there is a LOT of institutionalized sexism against male applicants in this city.

That's weird.

I recruit for some of those type of positions, and that never crosses my mind.
This is probably paranoia on my part, but I feel like my female friends who apply for secretarial gigs get them way faster than I did, although I was more qualified.

try shaving legs and trimming claws.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:08:55 PM
I wish I could bottle up this feeling and release it periodically when I get to some firm.  I would rather be billing 80 hours a week than doing this job search.

Boalt is a great school, sure, but the type of job security that a Harvard degree gives you is worth all the effort, and then some.

Thanks for the usual candid info, Bearly.
Are you gonna retake, Wally?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:10:19 PM
Also, I get the feeling that for clerical positions (not necessarily paralegal gigs, but definately the secretarial and receptionist jobs out there), there is a LOT of institutionalized sexism against male applicants in this city.

That's weird.

I recruit for some of those type of positions, and that never crosses my mind.
This is probably paranoia on my part, but I feel like my female friends who apply for secretarial gigs get them way faster than I did, although I was more qualified.

try shaving legs and trimming claws.
Pff... and wait for Brown Bear to snatch up the hunny-slathered women for himself?! I think not!  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 02, 2008, 02:10:33 PM


in triplicate for emphasis!  :D

something weird just happened.  :(

LOL.

Wally, you will be fine from Boalt.  If Ruskie can get a gig in London, you will find a job.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 02, 2008, 02:13:42 PM
Also, I get the feeling that for clerical positions (not necessarily paralegal gigs, but definately the secretarial and receptionist jobs out there), there is a LOT of institutionalized sexism against male applicants in this city.

That's weird.

I recruit for some of those type of positions, and that never crosses my mind.
This is probably paranoia on my part, but I feel like my female friends who apply for secretarial gigs get them way faster than I did, although I was more qualified.

try shaving legs and trimming claws.
Pff... and wait for Brown Bear to snatch up the hunny-slathered women for himself?! I think not! >:(

hey, you want job or not?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:14:34 PM
Also, I get the feeling that for clerical positions (not necessarily paralegal gigs, but definately the secretarial and receptionist jobs out there), there is a LOT of institutionalized sexism against male applicants in this city.

That's weird.

I recruit for some of those type of positions, and that never crosses my mind.
This is probably paranoia on my part, but I feel like my female friends who apply for secretarial gigs get them way faster than I did, although I was more qualified.

try shaving legs and trimming claws.
Pff... and wait for Brown Bear to snatch up the hunny-slathered women for himself?! I think not! >:(

hey, you want job or not?
Nope! I am done with this poo. I'd give my job to Wally if I could.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:17:30 PM
Bearly: I took a PrepTest and realized that nothing had changed -- I'm still making the same careless mistakes.  A week from now, I'll start training with a major Prep company, and I hope that teaching will help me deal with some of my carelessness.

Long story short, I might re-take in June after teaching.  But if I don't get into HLS, I'll just suck it up and try my best as a 1L.
An HLS grad told me that teaching is TC way of raising your high scores. He started around 165ish and got a job with Kaplan that ended him up with a 176.

Would you really hold off on LS a year if you get an HLS-range LSAT even though you are in at Boalt?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:19:50 PM
Bearly: I took a PrepTest and realized that nothing had changed -- I'm still making the same careless mistakes.  A week from now, I'll start training with a major Prep company, and I hope that teaching will help me deal with some of my carelessness.

Long story short, I might re-take in June after teaching.  But if I don't get into HLS, I'll just suck it up and try my best as a 1L.

I'm sorry to hear, as usual, about your job situation.  But take it from someone at the opposite extreme of the employment gamut: it's not very pretty over here, either.  Balance is vital.
Yeah no doubt. Having a reasonable job would be the best way to go IMO. This is why I am not pulling off my panties for Biglaw.

Then again who knows.... I wouldn't be the first whore to throw out her principles when I owe 150k+ to my sugar daddy.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:29:41 PM
You don't think Fordham will give you any $?  I would go a little lower even with better scholarship prospects if I were you -- provided those scholarships weren't too conditional.
I highly doubt that Fordham will give me money. I fully expect Tulane and Cardozo to give me 75-90k. If that is the final choice presented, I will go to Tulane/Cardozo.

If, however, I end up with GULC or Boalt somehow, I will not take the money.

As for Brico's HLS kid that makes bank by working three days a week, he's not typical. The typical HLS grad ends up doing Biglaw work and working just as hard as everyone else. There are plenty of atypical lawyers from "lesser" schools who also find niches like that for themselves. HLS is a great school, and I would probably kill Julie Fern to go there, but it doesn't automatically lead you to the cushy life - you have to find those opportunities for yourself.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:32:05 PM
You don't think Fordham will give you any $?  I would go a little lower even with better scholarship prospects if I were you -- provided those scholarships weren't too conditional.
I highly doubt that Fordham will give me money. I fully expect Tulane and Cardozo to give me 75-90k. If that is the final choice presented, I will go to Tulane/Cardozo.

If, however, I end up with GULC or Boalt somehow, I will not take the money.

As for Brico's HLS kid that makes bank by working three days a week, he's not typical. The typical HLS grad ends up doing Biglaw work and working just as hard as everyone else. There are plenty of atypical lawyers from "lesser" schools who also find niches like that for themselves. HLS is a great school, and I would probably kill Julie Fern to go there, but it doesn't automatically lead you to the cushy life - you have to find those opportunities for yourself.

as a caveat, he wasn't to my knoweldge "making bank" - he made enough to have a pretty cute apartment in the slums of bev hills and to lead a pretty comfy bougie life, but wasn't really putting anything in the bank at the end of the month.


I envy your ex. And not just cuz he's your ex.  ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:34:54 PM
Or, for that matter, the quixoticism.  "I graduated from the second-best LS in the state and I want to express myself!" or something to that effect.
;D Not a bad state to do it in Wally. If I were you I'd still do Boalt and spend 3L at HLS.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:41:00 PM
the board is harshing my mellow with all these weird glitches!
Me too. My triple post made me look like a total sexist asshat, even though it is incontrovertible LSD fact that I love ladies.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 02:46:43 PM
the board is harshing my mellow with all these weird glitches!
Me too. My triple post made me look like a total sexist asshat, even though it is incontrovertible LSD fact that I love ladies.

Where'd you get the "and not just because he's your ex" line?  I've heard a similar one-liner before.

that line was a total 172, btw.
It was totally off the cuff, but intuitive enough that I am sure that I'm not the first dood to have uttered those words.

I wish I got a 172 on the real thing.  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 03:04:15 PM
See, part of me wants to go to Boalt because it's in CA and the enviroment is great.  But the other part of me is scared to death that I will miss the ~75% BigLaw cut-off and end up in McDonald's -- and not because I'm frugal enough to eat off the dollar menu, if you catch my drift.

A lot of T14 kids on this site have told me to chill the f*** down, but it's merely a temporary panacea.  I'm not arrogant enough to guarantee that I can beat a lot of very smart kids at their own game.
Where are you getting this hilarious ~75% cutoff statistic? Just wondering. (Dude, Russkie made Biglaw. Come on now.)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 03:09:57 PM
See, part of me wants to go to Boalt because it's in CA and the enviroment is great.  But the other part of me is scared to death that I will miss the ~75% BigLaw cut-off and end up in McDonald's -- and not because I'm frugal enough to eat off the dollar menu, if you catch my drift.

A lot of T14 kids on this site have told me to chill the f*** down, but it's merely a temporary panacea.  I'm not arrogant enough to guarantee that I can beat a lot of very smart kids at their own game.
Where are you getting this hilarious ~75% cutoff statistic? Just wondering. (Dude, Russkie made Biglaw. Come on now.)

A few older posters.

What is up the constantly maligned Ruskie?  I'm sure she's a very smart girl.
She is. People talk *&^% about her all the time, and I have taken an immense amount of crap for defending her.

That being said though, she's not smarter than you man.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 03:13:29 PM
Whatever.  I have seen nothing in her posts to indicate that she isn't well-qualified to make median, LR, and even order of the coif.  She was definitely solid competition, like virtually everyone else at a T14 school.

(except for Urkel.)
Well, I mean... she didn't make order of the coif or LR. She was median though. I'm not saying she is dumb like a lot of people who rag on her.

What I am saying is that you, sir, are smart.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 03:20:06 PM
:-*

(Looked for shy embarrassed, didn't think the flushed cheeks worked.)

That said, LS is a beast, and I'm not arrogant enough to think that I will unequivocally slay it.  But I'm definitely prepared to lock myself in some sort of non-erotic, non-playful dungeon.
Well.... TITCR...

But... Boalt will easily give you Biglaw at median. Boalt will even give you Biglaw at 25%. I suspect that with a marketing campaign (non-OCI), you can get Biglaw or at least market-paying midlaw with grades even lower than that.

If 1L grades correlate well with LSAT scores, and Boalt has the lowest LSAT median of all the T14 schools, it stands to reason that a guy with a 169 LSAT would at least get top 75% if he put his heart and soul into doing well.

Sure, there is some risk, but I would be more afraid of getting fatally hit by a car than not getting Biglaw from Boalt if my name was WallaceStevens.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 03:23:44 PM
What general area are you from tink?

The tri-state one.


Typical east coast arrogance.
You sound like mid-western Al-Quaida in this quote, Reez.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 03:30:41 PM
I like your trippy new 3D avatar, Tink.  :-*
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 03:41:30 PM
See, part of me wants to go to Boalt because it's in CA and the enviroment is great.  But the other part of me is scared to death that I will miss the ~75% BigLaw cut-off and end up in McDonald's -- and not because I'm frugal enough to eat off the dollar menu, if you catch my drift.

A lot of T14 kids on this site have told me to chill the f*** down, but it's merely a temporary panacea.  I'm not arrogant enough to guarantee that I can beat a lot of very smart kids at their own game.
Where are you getting this hilarious ~75% cutoff statistic? Just wondering. (Dude, Russkie made Biglaw. Come on now.)

A few older posters.

What is up the constantly maligned Ruskie?  I'm sure she's a very smart girl.

WHOAAA I just saw this.  Dude, this girl is a functioning retard.
Reezy and I fueded for a buncha months about this. I think we came to a truce a little while ago, and I am glad that we did.  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 03:42:34 PM
What is Scrabulous? Same as Scrabble?
It's scrabble on facebook. Don't play it if you value your job. Try crack or red heroin instead.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 03:58:06 PM
See, part of me wants to go to Boalt because it's in CA and the enviroment is great.  But the other part of me is scared to death that I will miss the ~75% BigLaw cut-off and end up in McDonald's -- and not because I'm frugal enough to eat off the dollar menu, if you catch my drift.

A lot of T14 kids on this site have told me to chill the f*** down, but it's merely a temporary panacea.  I'm not arrogant enough to guarantee that I can beat a lot of very smart kids at their own game.
Where are you getting this hilarious ~75% cutoff statistic? Just wondering. (Dude, Russkie made Biglaw. Come on now.)

A few older posters.

What is up the constantly maligned Ruskie?  I'm sure she's a very smart girl.

WHOAAA I just saw this.  Dude, this girl is a functioning retard.
Reezy and I fueded for a buncha months about this. I think we came to a truce a little while ago, and I am glad that we did.  :)

TITCR; I can get pretty nasty, as I'm sure the Bear can also.

And to be fair, Ruskie wasn't *stupid*.  I'd go with the term *unbearable*, instead.  She actually used to get pretty clever in her attempts to defame and insult other women.

But yeah, I guess it's not cool to make fun of her anymore.  Like Melv pointed out, she obviously has some personal issues.  Best of luck to her with those (and on the bar retake,  :D :D :D :D).
Seriously, I'm done.


i hope to never have reezy as an enemy!


Ya dood. I'm still kinda shocked that I somehow made it out alive.  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 03:59:25 PM
Rus isn't just an ad hominem puppet.

You get carried away with your uses of "ad hominem," I think.

And anyway, if there's anybody in the world who is an "ad hominem puppet," I think it's that girl.  Ever read those XO threads?  She had it coming.


So... big plans tonight, anyone?   I'm going out, I think.  Although it's cold & snowy.
Staying at work to catch up on poo that accumulated over the holidays. I can't wait for the carefree, drunken nights of 1L! :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 04:05:31 PM
reezy cut his teeth on the mean streets of xo.  like that tiger in frisco, his wrath cannot be caged by the relative propriety of LSD for too long.
Really? What was your XO moniker, Reez?

I have been following XO for like 3 years, but I didn't make an avatar because by the time I needed LS advice it had turned into the internet's darkest shitstain.

I kind of mourn the days that XO had good advice and good (but shocking) humor. Nowadays, it seems like it's all just shock value. I can't keep up with it cuz I am tired of seeing HIZZLA IS FAT or WGWAG threads all day every day. It's just boring and stupid now. :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 02, 2008, 04:14:47 PM
What is Julie Fern doing in MAS? I'm outraged! I can't stand the terrible grammar...

things always can get worse, cupcake.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 02, 2008, 04:15:53 PM
What is Julie Fern doing in MAS? I'm outraged! I can't stand the terrible grammar...

it's like spilled ink. it goes everywhere.


and very difficult get out.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 05:58:35 PM
I'm back friends. Scrabble responders, you know where to find me...just start up a game and I'll come running  :)
Are you really the Scrabble human meatgrinder that others make you out to be?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 06:03:35 PM
I'm back friends. Scrabble responders, you know where to find me...just start up a game and I'll come running  :)
Are you really the Scrabble human meatgrinder that others make you out to be?

Stotan's full of it  :P I'm not that good. I just love to play!
I will challenge you to a game when I get some free time tomorrow, but not before I have a chance to purchase a safety helmet and maybe some kneepads!  :-[
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jnb983 on January 02, 2008, 06:40:07 PM
Stotan when we were having that exchange, for some reason I thought you were from New Jersey.  thus, i was picturing you with slicked back geled hair and a form fitting mesh tee with a gold chain.  now do you understand my earlier concerns?

Completely.  The worst part of the Jersey shore in the summer is the people.  Actually that's true of Jersey year round.
Hey!  We resent resemble the remark!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on January 02, 2008, 07:07:15 PM
you guys are good at this.

:)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 07:11:03 PM
I think an LSD meetup would be great.

"Hey guys, remember that thread Wally made about his 169.  That was awesome."
Man.... he's never gonna live this down is he?  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 02, 2008, 08:08:29 PM
ok its time to pregame kids.  stop playing scrabble and go out tonight!

Some of us have jobs.

(Am I the only one?)
Here with you dood.  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 12:12:22 AM
I tried to convert the temp: feels like -18. does that makes sense or that that impossibly cold?

Possible (and very cold.) Feels like -8 F here and I am likely far south of you.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 06:04:26 AM
An LSD meetup would be real interesting.

Interesting is one word...

it could be...

1. terribly awkward
2. lots of fun
3. boring

what would you guess?

I agree that these are the three options, and I waffle between which it would be on a regular basis (I don't know why I think about it regularly, but I do).

I don't think it would be awkward so much anymore, unless somebody is totally unlike their LSD persona. But it could be reallly boring if we discover we've got nothing to talk about but like old flame thread stories. On the other hand, if we all got shitfaced like real real fast, I think it could be awesome.

It would definitely depend who shows up too.

careful what wish for.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 06:07:55 AM
I think scrabble is going to be the death of this thread

try hide the sausage.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 08:43:04 AM
I hate winter. My heater is busted. This was me last night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU7tzVu2h6k&feature=related
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 08:51:27 AM
good morning, MAS.

how's the workload, stot?

So heavy.  I just had to walk across the street to pick up breakfast for my manager.  And it's freeeeeeeezing out.  But seeing as how that's pretty much all I've done today...can't really complain.

How's your bed?

I hate winter. My heater is busted. This was me last night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU7tzVu2h6k&feature=related

That sucks dude.  It's going to be even worse tonight.

I am so screwed. Anyone with a working heater got an extra bed tonight?  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 03, 2008, 08:55:31 AM
I gotta make some calls to some more agencies today.

I did land one interview, so I hope to nail it come Monday.  Any good interview tips?

mention you're going to berkeley.

and i've gotta tell you man, i hate the new avatar.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 08:58:24 AM
I gotta make some calls to some more agencies today.

I did land one interview, so I hope to nail it come Monday.  Any good interview tips?

mention you're going to berkeley.

and i've gotta tell you man, i hate the new avatar.
Do not mention berkeley in an NYC interview unless it's a seasonal job. Who is the interview with?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:02:42 AM
I gotta make some calls to some more agencies today.

I did land one interview, so I hope to nail it come Monday.  Any good interview tips?

mention you're going to berkeley.

and i've gotta tell you man, i hate the new avatar.
Do not mention berkeley in an NYC interview unless it's a seasonal job. Who is the interview with?

Just some temp firm, but it's a start, and I felt some job chemistry with the recruiter.
Nice dood. Ajilon? Yorkston? Delta?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:04:40 AM
Nah, but thanks for the titles.  Looking up those firms right now.

:)
Ugh. Just thinking about the process is making me nauseous.  :-X

What's this I hear about you having a working heater?  ;)

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:08:13 AM
Actually, Wally, if you aren't particular about where you work you may want to consider a legal document services company like Merrill Corp. or Skyline Doc. Services. Those guys are always looking for people to schlep around to law firms and pick up orders. Heck, it might even be a decent way to get your foot in the door with firm recruiters.

Sorry I didn't come up with the idea earlier. I was just rooting through my business cards and saw my Merrill guy's card, and realized that him and I have talked about the job before.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:10:37 AM
Skyline is in MN, according to their website.

Looking up Merrill right now.
Skyline has offices in NY too. I'm looking at some skyline boxes right now dooder. :)

Edit: Let me see if I can find you some contact info for 'em. Give me a sec.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 03, 2008, 09:11:17 AM
work as a baggage handler at an airport. pay, hours and working conditions suck. but it's good exercise, supposedly, and you get to fly for free.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:13:42 AM
http://www.skylinelegal.com/
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:14:52 AM
Hmm . . . their website doesn't seem to dole out any carrier services.  I'm looking at one position that requires a resume and seems fairly nifty. 

I might try calling a little later, but I'm somewhat lost.  Back to the google temp grind.
Also, you don't want carrier jobs. You want sales positions for this kind of gig. I hear you though. It's not for everyone. Just trying to help a buddy out. :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 09:34:53 AM
wally, you're just jinxing yourself man.

hmmm, maybe i should change my tar to my school emblem as well.

you mean it not already?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 10:41:48 AM
hahaha... I am actually the only canadian girl. ::)

better brush your teeth.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:45:47 AM
<--- Bear is now accepting any and all scrabble challenges. You know who I am on FB - if we aren't friended, I will accept friend requests with challenges.

Bring it, humans!  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 10:48:43 AM

Say what you will about Julie Fern, but this comment is funny.

what could one possibly say?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 10:52:13 AM
hahaha... I am actually the only canadian girl. ::)

better brush your teeth.

I admit, I laughed. :D

there more where that from, cleopatra.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 10:53:28 AM
I kind of like Fern sometimes too.

what not like?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 10:54:32 AM
have found her last name and will PM it. I can only see her profile pic; you'll have to tell me if she is in fact cute or not.

you just going send picture hillary clinton.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:55:23 AM
I kind of like Fern sometimes too.

what not like?
^-- Question...

...Answer --v
have found her last name and will PM it. I can only see her profile pic; you'll have to tell me if she is in fact cute or not.

you just going send picture hillary clinton.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 10:56:38 AM
hillary?  that you?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 10:59:04 AM
you always could check out her web site.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 11:05:09 AM
Scrabble? Anyone?  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 11:06:00 AM
hillary love scrabble.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 11:10:45 AM
hillary loves scrabble.
Tink? Can you challenge me? I hear you are pretty good...
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 11:15:02 AM
hillary loves scrabble.

Corrected.

not mock handicapped.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 11:20:15 AM
hillary loves scrabble.

Corrected.

Do not mock the handicapped.

Corrected.

oh, julie going give you lots work.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 11:34:12 AM
i'm up and at 'em and tending to my scrabulous games.  anyone wanna play?  neither of my opponents (tink and wally) are online right now.

had a fun night last night playing drunken bull and spoons with a deck of cards the size of your head.  plus, people was smoking (various things) and i refrained from partaking - go me.
Challenge me, Brico!  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 11:39:35 AM
i'm up and at 'em and tending to my scrabulous games.  anyone wanna play?  neither of my opponents (tink and wally) are online right now.

had a fun night last night playing drunken bull and spoons with a deck of cards the size of your head.  plus, people was smoking (various things) and i refrained from partaking - go me.

i'll play!
Challenge me, Eveman!

Bear is taking challenges from any and all Human beings in this war for dominance!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 11:50:19 AM
oh my
what's the score there?
You have been challenged, PC.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 12:21:07 PM
did you know that they make fun of us in SFLSD?  i peeked in their earlier and was quite unsettled.
It's funny... when they were regulars, they used to get ripped on by xoxo kids. The elderly on LSD don't impress me much.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 12:25:39 PM
wow!  rivalry!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 12:27:12 PM
did you know that they make fun of us in SFLSD?  i peeked in their earlier and was quite unsettled.

Noting that the noobs are hostile* is not "mocking."

* e.g.:

The elderly on LSD don't impress me much.
LOL... Sorry dood - we aren't hostile to friendly people. I love some of you elders, but others are needlessly condescending at times.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 12:28:29 PM
uh oh.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: John Blackthorne on January 03, 2008, 12:34:12 PM

i heard that the SFLSDers all sex0r each other in person!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 12:35:19 PM
how does quoting a shania twain song even count as hostile?

you ever conider her lyrics?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 12:36:08 PM
LOL... Sorry dood - we aren't hostile to friendly people. I love some of you elders, but others are needlessly condescending at times.

I'm not a dood.
My sincerest apologies.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 12:36:53 PM
I love that right now, many from MAS are reading SFLSD and vice versa.

I did it.

now wash hands.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 12:39:57 PM
Which one of us does goalie not like?
Goalie doesn't like me for a lot of reasons. That's cool by me. I'm not her biggest fan either.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 12:45:29 PM
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SOh6mSEZss)

Shania Twain is the worst-dressed woman in the world.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 12:47:33 PM
This is hilarious.  It's a bunch of people who've never met, but know each other by names like "Goaliechica" and "Irrx" ganging up on another bunch of people who've never met but know each other by names like BarBricolage, Bearlylegal and WallaceStevens.

But, of course, Wally... nobody ever made fun of you.

LOL.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 12:47:40 PM
Has anyone noticed that LSD has been acting really quirky and freezing at posts sometimes? What's the deal?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 12:49:25 PM
That don't impress me much (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SOh6mSEZss)

she got some grammar problems.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 12:50:26 PM
Which one of us does goalie not like?
Goalie doesn't like me for a lot of reasons. That's cool by me. I'm not her biggest fan either.

you seem be rather hard please.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 12:50:36 PM
That don't impress me much (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SOh6mSEZss)

she got some grammar problems.
Quote of the day.

Edit: You please me, Julie.  :-*
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 12:52:55 PM
This is hilarious.  It's a bunch of people who've never met, but know each other by names like "Goaliechica" and "Irrx" ganging up on another bunch of people who've never met but know each other by names like BarBricolage, Bearlylegal and WallaceStevens.

But, of course, Wally... nobody ever made fun of you.

LOL.

can we keep jason too?

I'm all 100% yours.  And I'm proud to be immature.  I'm like a big flaming f*cking fireball of complete and utter obnoxious immaturity.  I mean, when I'm at my best. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 12:54:29 PM
I'm fairly sure that the older regulars met at a few ASWs.

I stand corrected. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 12:57:00 PM
"you're back to your greasy, burnished dude tar.  dunno how i feel about that."

You really can't please all the people all the time.  You liked Stallone the best?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 12:57:44 PM
lunch time with my mom.  cya kids.

That's so adorable that you and your mom go out to lunch everyday.

and my brother.


dont be jealous stot.
Jealous? Stotan is always going out with your mom!  :D :D :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:01:09 PM
i love julie. can we keep her?

you fine american.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:02:11 PM
Just got the mail:

1. Flyer for some local businesses.

Not a single acceptance in it, either.  Is it just me, or has this entire year been a series of uneventful waiting periods?
TITCR. :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:02:31 PM
That don't impress me much (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SOh6mSEZss)

she got some grammar problems.
Quote of the day.

Edit: You please me, Julie. :-*

julie usually remember such things.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:05:57 PM
Is it just me, or has this entire year been a series of uneventful waiting periods?

Uneventful?  Are you out of your mind?  Did you not notice the thread war?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:08:07 PM
more like minor skirmish.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:11:49 PM
then you not get julie's groundhog day card?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:14:04 PM
more like minor skirmish.

please:  we have to keep wally sufficiently preoccupied so that his thoughts don't return to the only touch-tone keypad in Cambridge that we know for certain will not be used to dial his number today.

If it takes a war to keep Wally's mind off Toby Stock, then I'm prepared to give wally a war. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 03, 2008, 01:16:33 PM
I can't check my mail for another 3 or 4 hours.  But there won't be ish in it like always, so I'm not in a rush.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:16:42 PM
more like minor skirmish.

please: we have to keep wally sufficiently preoccupied so that his thoughts don't return to the only touch-tone keypad in Cambridge that, we can be certain, will not be used to dial his number today.

If it takes a war to keep Wally's mind off Toby Stock, then I'm prepared to give wally a war.

you getting enough fiber?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:16:59 PM
I just spoke with a recruiter who told me that, "January is even slower than December.  Things only get going in March."

Wow.  Just wow.  And people wonder why I'm so T14-fixated.
TITCR.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 03, 2008, 01:17:15 PM
I just spoke with a recruiter who told me that, "January is even slower than December.  Things only get going in March."

Wow.  Just wow.

TITCR.  I'm so bored.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:17:51 PM
my mail has yet to come.

maybe it just come.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:18:25 PM
"you getting enough fiber?"

replies proudly: 

I am.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:18:32 PM
I just spoke with a recruiter who told me that, "January is even slower than December.  Things only get going in March."

Wow.  Just wow.

TITCR.  I'm so bored.
Come play scrabble.  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:19:24 PM
"you getting enough fiber?"

replies proudly:

I am.

uh oh.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 03, 2008, 01:20:14 PM
Come play scrabble.  :)

Where do you play at?

LOL.  This reminds me of the days when I played Monopoly with people from XOXO.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:20:41 PM
I don't care what anyone says.  New York is not worth it unless you're very affluent.

I've never heard anybody disagree with that opinion.  Not anybody, ever.  It's not exactly controversial.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:20:49 PM
I don't care what anyone says.  New York is not worth it unless you're very affluent.
I agree 100%. I'm sick of this poo.  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:22:45 PM
I agree 100% Wally. I am sick and tired of this poo! I'm praying like crazy for any school higher ranked than Fordham or for loads of dough from Tulane.  >:(

And tL, Scrabble is on facebook! :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:28:29 PM
Definitely on for Boalt ASW.  I don't think I'm going to return here after graduation.  My home state is way better in terms of QOL.

What don't you like about NYC Wally?
Wally has discovered that NYC is TTT.  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:29:06 PM
oh, i forgot boalt is only an ASD, not an ASW. but i do suggest you stay a couple extra days to explore SF.

not lewis and clark already do that?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:29:56 PM
Join me

julie unaware you taking memberships.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:30:24 PM
Definitely on for Boalt ASW.  I don't think I'm going to return here after graduation.  My home state is way better in terms of QOL.

What don't you like about NYC Wally?
Wally has discovered that NYC is TTT.  >:(

NYC is not TTT.  It has a million things to do.
And 0 time and money to do them with unless you are born loaded.  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:31:00 PM
I don't care what anyone says.  New York is not worth it unless you're very affluent.

I've never heard anybody disagree with that statement.  Not anybody, ever.

So I should write this epiphany in the "WTF-was-I-thinking?" category?

No way, man.  Everybody should live in NYC for a while.  That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.

Plus, there will be some things you'll miss about NYC once you're gone.  There's no place like it.  In many ways, that's a good thing... but not all.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:31:25 PM
It would take me a long time to expound on my NYC experience, so I'll just say that you need lots of money to live here, and, at this point in my life, I don't have lots of money.

Even with an associate's salary, it's still not easy. Factor in the obnoxious weather, the street after street of ugly children, and the shoe-box apartments, and you might begin to understand the joy of NYC.

"ugly children"?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:34:23 PM
I don't care what anyone says.  New York is not worth it unless you're very affluent.

I've never heard anybody disagree with that statement.  Not anybody, ever.

So I should write this epiphany in the "WTF-was-I-thinking?" category?

No way, man.  Everybody should live in NYC for a while.  That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.

Plus, there will be some things you'll miss about NYC once you're gone.  There's no place like it.  In many ways, that's a good thing... but not all.
TITCR. NYC is a credited place to spend at least some years of your life. But not to live permanently unless you have more dough than god.

Also, I was one of them ugly children, dammit!!!  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:34:37 PM
oh yeah, i saw my friend who's a 1L at fordham last night.  he described his experience so far as "pretty rough, but you get used to it."  this wouldn't be notable except the man has a phd in electrical engineering from like princeton or something.

Why is having a princeton phd supposed to make nyc an easier place to live?  if anything, spending 4-7 years in princeton only makes you softer.  it would also make going to a TTT like fordham or gulc unbearable. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:35:25 PM
I don't find NYC to be pricey, but thats probably because I lived in London for 6 months.
What's your experience with NYC?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:36:28 PM
I don't find NYC to be pricey, but thats probably because I lived in London for 6 months.

London's more expensive, but the difference is hardly felt by 97 % of humanity.  I mean, it's not like there are different degrees of being completely broke.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 03, 2008, 01:37:29 PM
I don't find NYC to be pricey, but thats probably because I lived in London for 6 months.

I always felt NYC was really expensive till I summered in London.  $7 for a sh*tty Pret sandwich makes you reevaluate everything.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:37:42 PM
Join me

julie unaware you taking memberships.

Only for you, Julie.

julie not much of joiner.

there an auxiliary?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:37:52 PM
credited new avatar, jason.
I second this motion.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:38:34 PM
oh yeah, i saw my friend who's a 1L at fordham last night.  he described his experience so far as "pretty rough, but you get used to it."  this wouldn't be notable except the man has a phd in electrical engineering from like princeton or something.

Why is having a princeton phd supposed to make nyc an easier place to live?  if anything, spending 4-7 years in princeton only makes you softer.

ah, i meant that i figured it would make 1L easier for him.  he'd already been living in the city for a couple years before starting LS and seems to be doing pretty well for himself.  he does something or other with patents and his employer is paying for his JD.

I was only kidding about the TTT business.  I was poking fun at myself and wally simultaneously, but I'm probably the only one who knows what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:40:16 PM
You're definitely the only one.  I have no idea what's going on.

mission accomplished.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:40:29 PM
I don't find NYC to be pricey, but thats probably because I lived in London for 6 months.
What's your experience with NYC?

I've lived there for a month for each of the past two summers bumming in my aunt's spare condo.  (My brother was living in the condo at this time during his internships).
Not to downplay your experience or anything, but it gets a bit more pricey when you throw real estate prices into the picture.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:41:08 PM
lol. Did anyone else just get a certain tease e-mail from a certain T14?

they say something about your hair?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:43:02 PM
lol.  Did anyone else just get a certain tease e-mail from a certain T14?
No, but I did get something about good prices on levitra!  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 01:43:26 PM
that teasing.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:50:05 PM
credited new avatar, jason.

Thanks brico.  I was hoping you'd appreciate it.  YOu too, bear.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:53:04 PM
I don't get the Norman Rockwell bit.

For the record, it's more Frida than anything.

It's El Vez:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Vez
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:56:28 PM
thank you for clarifying.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 01:57:28 PM
I can't get used to you as a chick.  I can't say I liked the decrepit oldster better, but it seemed more... WAlly.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 01:59:29 PM
I can't get used to you as a chick.  I can't say I liked the decrepit oldster better, but it seemed more... WAlly.
I agree. The chick thing is not only misleading but also deceitful!  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 02:01:47 PM
Every time I see Wally post I think it's bricolage.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 02:02:05 PM
Do you know who the woman is?
It's on the tip of my tongue...
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 02:04:01 PM
Hint: 60s French pop singer.  Famous for her role in a Godard film.

Bricolage?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 02:04:06 PM
Polly Maggoo?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 02:08:28 PM
The only french pop singer I know is Alizee!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceSxEjwXHcM


OMG so ridiculously hawt.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 02:09:25 PM
ah, it's Masculin/Feminin  and it's bardot.  had to google that, admittedly, but i've seen it.

favorite godard is a bout de souffle.

you're kind of an old film buff, walls?  I mean, despite your hatred of rear window?

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 02:14:36 PM
thank you for clarifying.

No, thank you for asking. ;)

no thanks.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 02:15:45 PM
I can't get used to you as a chick. I can't say I liked the decrepit oldster better, but it seemed more... WAlly.
I agree. The chick thing is not only misleading but also deceitful! >:(

maybe he trying tell us something.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 02:17:28 PM
A bunch of the movies posted were credited. Death to smoochy is not.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 02:18:42 PM
My taste (like my personality) is pretty goofy and somewhat pretentious:

1-10 (no particular order)

A bout de Souffle
Raising Arizona
Paisano (Rosselini)
Blade Runner
Vertigo
Ashes and diamonds (waida)
The Atomic Café (that’s a Berkeley favorite, boalties)
Dr. No
Ju Dou
Godfather, part II
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 02:18:58 PM
Slackers
What About Bob?
Super Troopers
Death to Smoochy
Newsies

What next? High School Musical?

I'm a musical theater nerd. Always have been. Plus Christian Bale could do a remake of Gigli and I'd watch it.

"coming out" later this year.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 02:19:54 PM
Oh, I totally should have mentioned these two:  the royal tenenbaums
total recall

LOL. I haven't seen total recall in 1000 yrs.

Rushmore is also brilliant.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 02:21:04 PM
The only french pop singer I know is Alizee!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceSxEjwXHcM


OMG so ridiculously hawt.

she missing her britches.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 02:23:44 PM
Slackers
What About Bob?
Super Troopers
Death to Smoochy
Newsies

What next? High School Musical?

I'm a musical theater nerd. Always have been. Plus Christian Bale could do a remake of Gigli and I'd watch it.

"coming out" later this year.

He did say he'd put out if I bought him dinner.... putting the pieces together...

you must've told him can have anything on menu.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 02:27:01 PM
Hah not like it matters. I can't see a damn thing on your profile anyways.

hey, julie have striking profile.  can see plenty.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 02:27:30 PM
my coen brothers hierarchy:

1. blood simple, no country for old men
2. barton fink
3. raising arizona, fargo
4. the man who wasn't there, o brother where art thou

I've only seen three of these, but they were all awesome. I will probably buy No Country when it comes out on DVD.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 02:28:03 PM
nobody even mentioning legend of boggy creek.

that just wrong.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 02:28:41 PM
Walls, when you're in France you should stop by the Pompidou  bookstore (Paris, you'll be able to find it) and pick up the retrospective that went along with this exhibit:

http://www.absolutearts.com/artsnews/2001/06/06/28657.html

Even though the title is goofy as hell, the book is even more interesting than the exhibit itself.  And I say that despite how geeked up I was about seeing artifacts from Hitchcock's films in person... it was really interesting to see how derivative some of his imagery was and how far and wide he searched for inspiration.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 02:29:22 PM
my coen brothers hierarchy:

1. blood simple, no country for old men
2. barton fink
3. raising arizona, fargo
4. the man who wasn't there, o brother where art thou

I went to No Country for Old Men on a first date.  The girl kept complaining how boring it was (texted her friend during!), then told me how much it sucked when we left.  I haven't talked to her since.
AH! I went on a date like that once. I hate women with no attention span. It's a huge pet peeve.  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 02:29:56 PM
my coen brothers hierarchy:

1. blood simple, no country for old men
2. barton fink
3. raising arizona, fargo
4. the man who wasn't there, o brother where art thou

I went to No Country for Old Men on a first date. The girl kept complaining how boring it was (texted her friend during!), then told me how much it sucked when we left. I haven't talked to her since.

you ol' romantic, you.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 02:34:58 PM
I can't believe I haven't seen no country for old men.  I'm such a f*cking ass hole.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 02:35:27 PM
I can't believe I haven't seen no country for old men.  I'm such a f*cking a-hole.
Ditto. I am gonna go kill self. :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 02:36:41 PM
I can't believe I haven't seen no country for old men.  I'm such a f*cking a-hole.
Ditto. I am gonna go kill self. :(

Not so fast bear.  There is still time.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 02:37:29 PM
i knew we could count on brico.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 02:37:48 PM
go see it this weekend, guys!  maybe even together.  it's in some kind of extended release because of the globe noms and ensuing oscar buzz i think.
I'd totally see it with JP but I would get really upset if he started texting someone during it.  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 02:39:34 PM
go see it this weekend, guys!  maybe even together.  it's in some kind of extended release because of the globe noms and ensuing oscar buzz i think.
I'd totally see it with JP but I would get really upset if he started texting someone during it.  :-\

Yeah, like I could afford the $18.50 to see it in Manhattan.  We'd have to meet up in Passaic or something.  Maybe Newark.  Newark has better crack.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 02:40:26 PM
go see it this weekend, guys!  maybe even together.  it's in some kind of extended release because of the globe noms and ensuing oscar buzz i think.
I'd totally see it with JP but I would get really upset if he started texting someone during it.  :-\

Yeah, like I could afford the $18.50 to see it in Manhattan.  We'd have to meet up in Passaic or something.
I know. Last time I saw a movie in the theaters, I had to sell my left cornea to pay for it.  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on January 03, 2008, 03:04:33 PM
did you know that they regularly check on our thread in SFLSD?

hello.  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 03:06:14 PM
uh oh.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 03:07:12 PM
zoolander is also an awesome film.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 03:13:19 PM
this thread will eventually become the successor to SFLSD, the way the lair displaced georgia, p-dub displaced the lair, and sflsd displaced p-dub.

jsia.
I like Melvin.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 03:15:48 PM
i find more and more in common with melvs every day.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 03:17:10 PM
i find more and more in common with melvs every day.
For one, you are both old enough to receive AARP benefits.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 03:23:07 PM
don't worry brico.  the bear and i have your back.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 03:23:55 PM
don't worry brico.  the bear and i have your back.
Dammit, JP. You are always getting me into fights I didn't start.  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 03:24:50 PM
deal with it, bear.  just suck it up.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 03:26:31 PM
deal with it, bear.  just suck it up.
Obviously dood. I got your back anyway!

Just sayin', last time you did this, I had to wrestle Kimbo and Chuck Norris on a tightrope high wire. I had to break a sweat that time. :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 03:29:49 PM
man-up, bear. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 03:30:15 PM
Every time I see Wally post I think it's bricolage.

Yes, me too.  I'm glad someone else feels this way.

Once I get back to school and start drunk-posting regularly things might get really confusing.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 03:33:13 PM
Every time I see Wally post I think it's bricolage.

Yes, me too.  I'm glad someone else feels this way.

something tells me this has nothing to do with the chantal goya avatar, and that i might have to get offended.

I think you're wrong, but I'm not sure that means you shouldn't be offended.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 03:46:37 PM
oh, i guess i was being a dumbass again. i forgot that some people have seen your actual photo.  strike my last response.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 03:47:40 PM
oh, i guess i was being a dumbass again. i forgot that some people have seen your actual photo.  strike my last response.
Why don't you get facebook JP? You know how to use computers, rite?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 03:50:14 PM
oh, i guess i was being a dumbass again. i forgot that some people have seen your actual photo.  strike my last response.
Why don't you get facebook JP? You know how to use computers, rite?

yeah, occasionally. maybe.

Now that I've done some follow-up googling, I can see why brico might be offended:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBw_H056V6I

That video makes me ashamed to have lived in France.

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 04:06:14 PM
how do you join the facebook thing, bear?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 04:08:01 PM
how do you join the facebook thing, bear?
Go to www.facebook.com; click the big green "Sign Up" button; follow the instructions they give you, and presto, you are in.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 04:08:16 PM
oh, i guess i was being a dumbass again. i forgot that some people have seen your actual photo.  strike my last response.
Why don't you get facebook JP? You know how to use computers, rite?

yeah, occasionally. maybe.

Now that I've done some follow-up googling, I can see why brico might be offended:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBw_H056V6I

That video makes me ashamed to have lived in France.



I think this version is way more entertaining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsJtoVBhmbw&feature=related
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 04:11:52 PM
oh god.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:00:42 PM
julie have gas.  that new.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 05:01:51 PM
Remember when this thread used to be prestigious?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:02:26 PM
absolutely not.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 05:02:51 PM
absolutely not.
Of course not.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:03:46 PM
as matter fact:  hahahahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:04:35 PM
julie not able argue with you if you agree julie.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:09:52 PM
why, thank you.

and julie not really even need be welcome.  julie very low-maintenance.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:15:32 PM
julie dean of admissions at whotsamotta u. school law and leisure studies.

and not sniff julie's booty.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:19:44 PM
you never heard booty?

you spewding too much time here, sis.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:20:53 PM
that better?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:24:45 PM
julie big multi-tasker.  this take only one hand and half brain.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 05:25:09 PM
you never heard booty?

you spewding too much time here, sis.

not much better.

and it's winter break; I wasn't so bad when I was at school.  that's my excuse; what's yours?
Bears say:

Please don't provoke the Julie Fern.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:26:57 PM
hey hey, boo boo.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:28:12 PM
Anybody else wish we could give Bush a third term?

ha ha, julie laugh.

but seriously, he going be spending that time prison.  or, if we really want punish him, texas.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 05:34:30 PM
I gotta say - poetry can be fun, but I find anyone who reads books of poetry from cover to cover for the sheer joy of it at least somewhat shifty.  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 05:40:46 PM
No I get it, but it takes me a good bit of concentration to really enjoy a complex poem and to appreciate the various nuances. I don't like to read them more than one at a time.

My reading habits tend to center around nonfiction.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 05:45:02 PM
Not all poems are that complex.  Here's a good example of a very simple poem by a contemporary writer:

Late September     
by Charles Simic 

 
The mail truck goes down the coast
Carrying a single letter.
At the end of a long pier
The bored seagull lifts a leg now and then
And forgets to put it down.
There is a menace in the air
Of tragedies in the making.

Last night you thought you heard television
In the house next door.
You were sure it was some new
Horror they were reporting,
So you went out to find out.
Barefoot, wearing just shorts.
It was only the sea sounding weary
After so many lifetimes
Of pretending to be rushing off somewhere
And never getting anywhere.

This morning, it felt like Sunday.
The heavens did their part
By casting no shadow along the boardwalk
Or the row of vacant cottages,
Among them a small church
With a dozen gray tombstones huddled close
As if they, too, had the shivers.

See?  Very imagistic and very short.  Mostly, you get the feeling of, well, late september.  Good for reading once, putting the book down, thinking, and picking the book up again.
Nice poem, but I like to reread it once or twice, dwell on little things like why he chose this setting instead of another or why he chose to use this word instead of that. After I am done, it's like... I don't want to move on to another mental image for a while.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:45:11 PM
anyone have any book recommendations for my 22 hour flight next week?

how about something about airline safety?

that should keep you awake.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:46:44 PM
there was an old lady from wheeling
who got a peculiar feeling...
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 05:47:01 PM
I'm done, by the way.  I just have a hard time avoiding pontification when anyone mentions this stuff.

Now you can talk about reading massive amounts of BigLaw docs, Bear.  Pleasure reading?  :)
  >:( It's 7:45 on a friday, and I am in the office looking over the metering provisions of some energy contract signed in 1982. Kill me. Kill me now.  :'(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 03, 2008, 05:48:04 PM
I'm done, by the way. I just have a hard time avoiding pontification when anyone mentions this stuff.

Now you can talk about reading massive amounts of BigLaw docs, Bear. Pleasure reading? :)
>:( It's 7:45 on a friday, and I am in the office looking over the metering provisions of some energy contract signed in 1982. Kill me. Kill me now. :'(

meter?  like, iambic pentameter?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 05:48:59 PM
I'm done, by the way.  I just have a hard time avoiding pontification when anyone mentions this stuff.

Now you can talk about reading massive amounts of BigLaw docs, Bear.  Pleasure reading?  :)
  >:( It's 7:45 on a friday, and I am in the office looking over the metering provisions of some energy contract signed in 1982. Kill me. Kill me now.  :'(

Uh...it's thursday...
Fu ck me.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 05:49:33 PM
I'm done, by the way. I just have a hard time avoiding pontification when anyone mentions this stuff.

Now you can talk about reading massive amounts of BigLaw docs, Bear. Pleasure reading? :)
>:( It's 7:45 on a friday, and I am in the office looking over the metering provisions of some energy contract signed in 1982. Kill me. Kill me now. :'(

meter?  like, iambic pentameter?
It's written in cold, heartless prose.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 05:50:43 PM
That would be pretty unethical, Wally.  :( Sorry, can't do.

Edit: I will go online and try to find you a sample energy agreement that's in the public domain. I just don't want to post client docs on LSD, LOL.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 06:01:57 PM
Wally, check your PMs.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 06:03:46 PM
we could all learn a thing or two about carpe-ing diem from wallace stevens.

I was talking about that phrase today with my dad, and how I don't like it.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 06:08:53 PM
i hate most phrases, especially if they're latin and overused in an inspirational context.  gag me!

Carpe Diem?   ???
Seize the day.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 06:11:00 PM
I know what it means, but how does it relate to me?
You are a day seizer, apparently.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 06:12:15 PM
Ah, ha.
I know, I was shocked at first too. But it makes sense when you think about it!  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 08:08:17 PM
i just logged into facebook and checked up on my scrabulous games.


i will not be returning to this thread until eveman is demolished.

I don't really know what you're talking about, but I know that it's in everybody's best interest to have Eveman destroyed.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 08:30:43 PM
I'm still at work.  What a f*cking life. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 08:39:42 PM
Well, I do a lot of posting here.  When I'm not doing that, I'm generally doing IP related work for asian and european optoelectronics firms.  I write patent applications mostly, prosecute them at the us patent and tradmark office and often assist in litigation.  The latter part's the most fun because it calls for international travel and I dig that.  The other parts I could do w/out.

I'm hanging on at work today because I have to wait for a document to be sent from asia so I can correct it and send it back to its originator.  F*cking clients.

sounds interesting.

It can be.  It can also be soul-crushingly dull.  I experience the highs and lows on a 1.5-2 day cycle. Current status:  low.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 08:43:45 PM
Now you're confusing me, walls.  I like it better the other way around.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 08:51:17 PM
jp how old are you?

34
JP after LS: http://www.torrent.to/torrent/cache/moviez/650/159650/549-21940-40-cryptkeeper.jpg
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 08:52:01 PM
after?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 08:52:54 PM
after?
Touche, old man, touche!  ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 08:54:23 PM
so much for brico's word!

;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 08:55:46 PM
"If I were a girl, I would totally target younger guys once I hit college."

Do you actually sit around and think about sh*t like this?

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 08:57:31 PM
younger guys are gross.  generally, their socks smell, they don't have jobs, and they don't read books unless it's "for their major."  my current bf is only 28 though.

i never gave my word, jason, but i'll have a word or two for you if you keep this up.
WTF dood. You got cooties too!  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 08:57:45 PM
i don't wear socks because i'm old enough to think miami vice is cool.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:00:20 PM
adding an unfortunately belated "present company excluded" in here ;)

also there's the small fact that i'm way too weird for most 22 year olds.
Ok better, I was kidding about you and cooties too.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:02:32 PM
Bear would be a jersey chaser. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:04:33 PM
WTF is a Jersey Chaser? I hate New Jersey...
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:06:15 PM
WTF is a Jersey Chaser? I hate New Jersey...

did you not go to college???
I went to college... did I miss a course?  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:06:18 PM
little j.

and Jersey is not as bad as everybody pretends.  i would never EVER move back, but parts are livable.  well, relatively non-toxic anyway.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:07:16 PM
WTF is a Jersey Chaser? I hate New Jersey...

Jersey Chaser...basketball jersey, hockey jersey, football jersey, etc...
Oh that makes sense then.

I don't follow American sports. Even hockey sucks in the US.

Edit: Scratch that. There are pretty awesome things to be said for the world series, the superbowl, and my neighborhood touch football game. American hockey still sucks though. :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:10:28 PM
"i'm 1/3 your age, i think miami vice is cool."

Yes, but you are as extraordinary as I am old. 

11's a great age.  I knocked over my first liquor store in the summer of my 11th year.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:11:53 PM
WTF is a Jersey Chaser? I hate New Jersey...

did you not go to college???
I went to college... did I miss a course?  ???

did you have d-1 sports?
The answer is yes and no. I transferred quite a bit in undergrad.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:13:59 PM
"did you have d-1 sports?"

Do they play that game where use a dead goat carcass as a soccer ball in the Ukraine?  That's probably the 4th worst thing I've ever seen.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:15:14 PM
bric is irreplaceable walls.  we just have to wait for her return.  the best we can do is to distract eveman. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:18:52 PM
JERSEY SUCKS!!!

(Outlandish enough?)

Yeah, that's totally off the wall, unexpected and something we've never ever heard before.

<sighs, places bifocals on desk and rolls eyes>
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:20:20 PM
"did you have d-1 sports?"

Do they play that game where use a dead goat carcass as a soccer ball in the Ukraine?  That's probably the 4th worst thing I've ever seen.
We don't play whatever it is they played in your ex's country. I'm not Borat.  >:(


My game is Hockey. I love playing touch football but watching regular season games with no beers and/or buddies is kinda dull sometimes.

Regular season baseball could be used to torture suspected Al Quaida terror suspects. How does anyone watch something this awful? What kind of "sport" doesn't even have a clock? Basically baseball and ice-dancing. I hate that I will never make biglaw partner cuz I can't stand this awful "sport".
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:20:36 PM
are you chicken souvlaki walls?  'cause if you are, i like you. i like you a lot.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:21:37 PM
"I'm not Borat."

Then I no longer have any desire to meet you when you come to GuLC.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:25:34 PM
Tink: It's not that I specifically hate American Hockey (I mean, *&^%, Hockey is Hockey - I went to a ranger game earlier this year.) It's just dissapointing because I feel like American teams are basically ramshackle mobs of Eastern Europeans and Canadians that are purchased to play in the US. I don't feel as invested in the teams like I am when I watch international Hockey during the Olympics.

JP: I kid. Yakshemash! I like you, do you like me?! Secksy time!  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:26:58 PM
it's baba, walls.  it's baba ganoush.  you're not in kansas any more.  east coast jews expect you to know that sh*t.

Lucky for you, i'm not an east coast jew.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 09:28:59 PM
Wanted to drop in and ask anyone if they want to know how There Will Be Blood is? If so, I'll be back in a few hours.

obama~!

I'd like to hear. It looks weird and DDL is creepy as all hell.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:33:51 PM
I confess I had to google this, but it's so so sooo sweet:

I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, and I'm standing tall
I've seen a million faces an I've rocked them all
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 03, 2008, 09:34:09 PM
Ok... 169 pages. I'm not reading this crap. Can anyone recap? Reezy? Bearly?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:36:26 PM
My earlier rant about baseball got me thinking:

I want to enjoy the game cuz everyone I know loves it. I do get really excited about it leading up to the world series because it is fun to watch it with buddies sometimes. But otherwise I don't get it.

Is there anyone else who feels this way? Any advice on what I should do to maybe try to enjoy the game more? I feel like all that anyone talks about at my office is baseball, and I am missing out on a crucial bit of ammunition in social interaction by not following the port. :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:37:00 PM
hi Penny...

We found out that Bearly is from Kazakhstan.  Oh and that Confused would be a jersey chaser if he were a chick.

In other important news, brico has sworn off this thread until she defeats Eveman at something.  her absence has turned Wally into greek food and has caused me to spout Bon Jovi lyrics and defend the state of New Jersey.

those are the headlines, somebody else can fill in the details.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:39:07 PM
Ok... 169 pages. I'm not reading this crap. Can anyone recap? Reezy? Bearly?
No point to recap. Basically read the last page or two or join in. This thread is really great, but it's a huge clusterf*ck. It changes from page to page.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 09:39:54 PM
My earlier rant about baseball got me thinking:

I want to enjoy the game cuz everyone I know loves it. I do get really excited about it leading up to the world series because it is fun to watch it with buddies sometimes. But otherwise I don't get it.

Is there anyone else who feels this way? Any advice on what I should do to maybe try to enjoy the game more? I feel like all that anyone talks about at my office is baseball, and I am missing out on a crucial bit of ammunition in social interaction by not following the port. :(

I have difficulty watching MLB (on TV) during the regular season. Playoffs/world series are different, and I love going to games. But baseball games can be very boring, especially when I don't care about either team.

I think you should try to pick a team and start following them. You'll become interested this way.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 09:41:34 PM
My earlier rant about baseball got me thinking:

I want to enjoy the game cuz everyone I know loves it. I do get really excited about it leading up to the world series because it is fun to watch it with buddies sometimes. But otherwise I don't get it.

Is there anyone else who feels this way? Any advice on what I should do to maybe try to enjoy the game more? I feel like all that anyone talks about at my office is baseball, and I am missing out on a crucial bit of ammunition in social interaction by not following the port. :(

The only way to enjoy baseball is to be in the stands. Sorry bearly  :(

titcar
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 03, 2008, 09:43:07 PM
You know it, tink.  And always, always play for keeps.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:47:36 PM
I am really surprised that I am not the only baseball hater on LSD. This place is starting to feel like home. Maybe if people on an anonymous internet message board feel this way, the rest of the country feels this way too, but is too scared to say anything? I sure hope so!  :D

Dammit, I am screwed. The only thing that makes me excited about baseball is watching the Red Sox lose. I don't care who they lose to as long as they are losing. I couldn't care less about the team itself but I really hate the fans a great deal.  >:(

Also, I agree with Wally about football. I still don't like watching games by myself but at least I recognize both the strategy and the physical conditioning that is necessary to create a winning team.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 09:49:52 PM
I'm surprised we have so many baseball haters here.

Do you guys hate America as a country, its people, or just everything it stands for?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:52:18 PM
Hockey is dry? I haven't heard that before. Hockey is a lot like soccer or basketball in a lot of ways. It's just on ice but with sticks and sharp footwear and beating the crap out of the other team nets you 5 minutes tops in a penalty box.

What's not to like?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 09:52:58 PM
Hockey is dry? I haven't heard that before. Hockey is a lot like soccer or basketball in a lot of ways. It's just on ice but with sticks and sharp footwear and beating the crap out of the other team nets you 5 minutes tops in a penalty box.

What's not to like?

Soccer is BORING
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 09:56:03 PM
Hockey is dry? I haven't heard that before. Hockey is a lot like soccer or basketball in a lot of ways. It's just on ice but with sticks and sharp footwear and beating the crap out of the other team nets you 5 minutes tops in a penalty box.

What's not to like?

Soccer is BORING

baseball is equally boring.

I agree
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 09:57:14 PM
Hockey is dry? I haven't heard that before. Hockey is a lot like soccer or basketball in a lot of ways. It's just on ice but with sticks and sharp footwear and beating the crap out of the other team nets you 5 minutes tops in a penalty box.

What's not to like?

After a while, it seems like just a slew of men skating back and forth and periodically knocking into each other.  It's too hypnotic for me, actually.

How do you feel about tennis?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 09:57:49 PM
Hockey is dry? I haven't heard that before. Hockey is a lot like soccer or basketball in a lot of ways. It's just on ice but with sticks and sharp footwear and beating the crap out of the other team nets you 5 minutes tops in a penalty box.

What's not to like?

After a while, it seems like just a slew of men skating back and forth and periodically knocking into each other.  It's too hypnotic for me, actually.
How do you feel about Basketball and Soccer, Wally? It's the same basic story in those sports.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 09:59:36 PM
Hockey is dry? I haven't heard that before. Hockey is a lot like soccer or basketball in a lot of ways. It's just on ice but with sticks and sharp footwear and beating the crap out of the other team nets you 5 minutes tops in a penalty box.

What's not to like?

After a while, it seems like just a slew of men skating back and forth and periodically knocking into each other.  It's too hypnotic for me, actually.

How do you feel about tennis?


Thats my favorite sport you are talking about. be careful...


(my usual defense is that tennis is more exciting than soccer/hockey/baseball is because there is more action/tension in the sense that each 'play' results in a 'score')

True about the scores. I guess you could say that about volleyball too. It just seems tennis (or v-ball) could be as hypnotic to Wally as hockey. Since it's kind of back and forth.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:01:46 PM
Hockey is dry? I haven't heard that before. Hockey is a lot like soccer or basketball in a lot of ways. It's just on ice but with sticks and sharp footwear and beating the crap out of the other team nets you 5 minutes tops in a penalty box.

What's not to like?

Soccer is BORING
Although I am certified Eurotrash, I can't deny that I actually do agree with you. Socker is like hockey but without fighting, and with a strange rule that actually rewards men for acting like gigantic whiners. I don't get the appeal.  :-\

I am glad this is anonymous though, because if anyone outside the US ever heard us say this, we'd be found dead in an alleyway behind some dingy Buenos Aires strip club.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 03, 2008, 10:02:12 PM
I don't like any of those sports.

The coordinated and carefully honed tactics of football, combined with their punishing physical dimension, make football interesting for me.  I love everything about it: the way the runner leans over slightly, the fearlessness of a good linebacker, the right read at the right time for the big play.



football is nothing but war games.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 10:03:51 PM
I don't like any of those sports.

The coordinated and carefully honed tactics of football, combined with their punishing physical dimension, make football interesting for me.  I love everything about it: the way the runner leans over slightly, the fearlessness of a good linebacker, the right read at the right time for the big play.

It has this gorgeous aesthetic and intellectual element that I don't see in other sports.



Walls you are a major football troll. I agree with you though, I <3 football. Enough to use the <3 symbol.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 10:05:12 PM
Hockey is dry? I haven't heard that before. Hockey is a lot like soccer or basketball in a lot of ways. It's just on ice but with sticks and sharp footwear and beating the crap out of the other team nets you 5 minutes tops in a penalty box.

What's not to like?

Soccer is BORING
Although I am certified Eurotrash, I can't deny that I actually do agree with you. Socker is like hockey but without fighting, and with a strange rule that actually rewards men for acting like gigantic whiners. I don't get the appeal.  :-\

I am glad this is anonymous though, because if anyone outside the US ever heard us say this, we'd be found dead in an alleyway behind some dingy Buenos Aires strip club.

TOTALLY. What if they allowed checks in soccer? Or made people sit out specified time period if they get "injured" and force a stoppage. I think this would make it more fun to watch.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:10:20 PM
Yeah, but I didn't grow up with hockey.  ;)

I think that in sports, as in art, you have to have a keen understanding of the different tactics and decisions to really get it.  And it doesn't hurt to have some nostalgic love for the game that's elicited by years of devoted watching.

I'm sure hockey is great.
TITCR. My first christmas memory was being 3 or 4 (I don't remember). I ran down to look for presents under the tree, but all I could find there was this strange looking stick. I was SO upset. I thought it was just a stick that came off the tree or something. I cried like crazy.

Then my dad took me out on the lake and taught me how to play. This is one of my favorite memories, and an awesome lesson that I have taken with me all throughout my life - don't be decieved by how something looks. Sometimes the most mundane things can bring you the greatest joy.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:13:20 PM
You can't play football?  Come on, Eveman.  I'm not that physically fit, and even I played football as a kid and intramural flag football throughout later years.

i'm tall and really lanky. plus i don't have much of an arm. i guess i could have played wide-receiver, maybe, because i could run fast and jump a little, but it always just struck me as incredibly brutish and dumb. also, unlike basketball, you can't really practice football when you're alone, and growing up i had a lot of time to myself.

Eveman, even I played football. And I'm a little girl.
Yah me too!

...O wait...  :-[
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:14:30 PM
You can't play football?  Come on, Eveman.  I'm not that physically fit, and even I played football as a kid and intramural flag football throughout later years.

i'm tall and really lanky. plus i don't have much of an arm. i guess i could have played wide-receiver, maybe, because i could run fast and jump a little, but it always just struck me as incredibly brutish and dumb. also, unlike basketball, you can't really practice football when you're alone, and growing up i had a lot of time to myself.
Ever notice how throwing a nerf football is a thousand times easier than throwing a real ball?
This is an excellent point.  I petitioned my folks for one of those nerf things that can bounce off walls at one point, since I wanted to practice my throwing technique, but it is very difficult to enjoy a one-man scrimmage.

(http://rap4.com/images/rocket/rocket_package.jpg)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 03, 2008, 10:15:11 PM
You can't play football?  Come on, Eveman.  I'm not that physically fit, and even I played football as a kid and intramural flag football throughout later years.

i'm tall and really lanky. plus i don't have much of an arm. i guess i could have played wide-receiver, maybe, because i could run fast and jump a little, but it always just struck me as incredibly brutish and dumb. also, unlike basketball, you can't really practice football when you're alone, and growing up i had a lot of time to myself.

Eveman, even I played football. And I'm a little girl.

growing up, i did running, karate, basketball, hiking, target shooting/archery, swimming, volleyball and chess club. what can i say? i wasn't interested in sports that required lots of brute force stupidity.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 10:15:25 PM
You can't play football?  Come on, Eveman.  I'm not that physically fit, and even I played football as a kid and intramural flag football throughout later years.

i'm tall and really lanky. plus i don't have much of an arm. i guess i could have played wide-receiver, maybe, because i could run fast and jump a little, but it always just struck me as incredibly brutish and dumb. also, unlike basketball, you can't really practice football when you're alone, and growing up i had a lot of time to myself.

dude I'm tall and lanky too, and I played defensive end (yeah.) I'm pretty f-ing vicious, however.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:17:20 PM
Darn it, I was about to go to sleep before this football tangent.  Now I just want to grab a football and a friend and run some routes.
Always remember to buttonhook.  :D

Wow. Eveman just called football brute force stupidity. Respect level dropping.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:19:34 PM
You can't play football?  Come on, Eveman.  I'm not that physically fit, and even I played football as a kid and intramural flag football throughout later years.

i'm tall and really lanky. plus i don't have much of an arm. i guess i could have played wide-receiver, maybe, because i could run fast and jump a little, but it always just struck me as incredibly brutish and dumb. also, unlike basketball, you can't really practice football when you're alone, and growing up i had a lot of time to myself.

dude I'm tall and lanky too, and I played defensive end (yeah.) I'm pretty f-ing vicious, however.

i can be vicious! i did lots of karate, and did a lot of sparring at the rec center during school to work of stress... i enjoy mixing it up, just not like that.
Dude, I did Karate and swimming and chess club too. Hell, I was even on my HS fencing team.

But I can't believe you don't recognize the tactical element in football.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:23:46 PM
Darn it, I was about to go to sleep before this football tangent.  Now I just want to grab a football and a friend and run some routes.
Always remember to buttonhook.  :D

Wow. Eveman just called football brute force stupidity. Respect level dropping.

yeah, you're right, what am i talking about? i know nothing about the grace and artistry of the field general launching a deep bomb from the shotgun while dodging an oncoming blitz. 
A lot of the intellectual part of the sport takes place off-field man. It looks like you are dead set and I won't convince you, but let me just say that I wasn't born into football. I learned to play the game late in my teens and I still suck at it, but I do understand the appeal of playing it.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:27:02 PM
What sport isn't roughly analogous to war games? 

 ???

basketball. the ultimate objective is simply to throw the ball in a hoop.

unless you're wisconsin, in which case the objective is to cripple enough of the opposing players that their squad will have to forfeit.
What is so graceful and artistic about throwing a ball through a hoop?  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 03, 2008, 10:27:30 PM
Bearly makes an excellent point. At the highest levels, you spend as much time watching game footage and studying different plays than just practicing for the physical aspects.

That's what makes it a great game.  Mind and body, in equal proportion.

I hope this doesn't sound cheesy or cliche, since I don't know how else to communicate my love for this game.

this is not how i like to spend my weekends.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 03, 2008, 10:28:38 PM
What sport isn't roughly analogous to war games? 

 ???

basketball. the ultimate objective is simply to throw the ball in a hoop.

unless you're wisconsin, in which case the objective is to cripple enough of the opposing players that their squad will have to forfeit.
What is so graceful and artistic about throwing a ball through a hoop?  ???

grace and artistry? if that's what you want go take up ice skating you big pansy. i didn't say basketball was art. i said it was fun.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 10:28:58 PM
You can't play football?  Come on, Eveman.  I'm not that physically fit, and even I played football as a kid and intramural flag football throughout later years.

i'm tall and really lanky. plus i don't have much of an arm. i guess i could have played wide-receiver, maybe, because i could run fast and jump a little, but it always just struck me as incredibly brutish and dumb. also, unlike basketball, you can't really practice football when you're alone, and growing up i had a lot of time to myself.

dude I'm tall and lanky too, and I played defensive end (yeah.) I'm pretty f-ing vicious, however.

i can be vicious! i did lots of karate, and did a lot of sparring at the rec center during school to work off stress... i enjoy mixing it up, just not like that.

I can understand that. After my football career, I dabbled in competitive amateur boxing. I broke my nose and generally got the *&^% knocked out of me, but it was somehow easier to accept than football. There are a lot of things I enjoyed about boxing, but football is just a lot of fun. And it can be played with little to no contact!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 03, 2008, 10:29:53 PM
You can't play football?  Come on, Eveman.  I'm not that physically fit, and even I played football as a kid and intramural flag football throughout later years.

i'm tall and really lanky. plus i don't have much of an arm. i guess i could have played wide-receiver, maybe, because i could run fast and jump a little, but it always just struck me as incredibly brutish and dumb. also, unlike basketball, you can't really practice football when you're alone, and growing up i had a lot of time to myself.

dude I'm tall and lanky too, and I played defensive end (yeah.) I'm pretty f-ing vicious, however.

i can be vicious! i did lots of karate, and did a lot of sparring at the rec center during school to work off stress... i enjoy mixing it up, just not like that.

I can understand that. After my football career, I dabbled in competitive amateur boxing. I broke my nose and generally got the *&^% knocked out of me, but it was somehow easier to accept than football. There are a lot of things I enjoyed about boxing, but football is just a lot of fun. And it can be played with little to no contact!

than why not just play basketball? that game is way more laid back.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:31:13 PM
Darn it, I was about to go to sleep before this football tangent.  Now I just want to grab a football and a friend and run some routes.
Always remember to buttonhook.  :D

Wow. Eveman just called football brute force stupidity. Respect level dropping.

yeah, you're right, what am i talking about? i know nothing about the grace and artistry of the field general launching a deep bomb from the shotgun while dodging an oncoming blitz. 
A lot of the intellectual part of the sport takes place off-field man. It looks like you are dead set and I won't convince you, but let me just say that I wasn't born into football. I learned to play the game late in my teens and I still suck at it, but I do understand the appeal of playing it.

what can i say? i'm just not a member of the warrior class. when the persians show up i guess you'll have to hold the hot gates without me.
I lul'd.  :D

What sport isn't roughly analogous to war games? 

 ???

basketball. the ultimate objective is simply to throw the ball in a hoop.

unless you're wisconsin, in which case the objective is to cripple enough of the opposing players that their squad will have to forfeit.
What is so graceful and artistic about throwing a ball through a hoop?  ???

grace and artistry? if that's what you want go take up ice skating you big pansy. i didn't say basketball was art. i said it was fun.
Weren't you the one who was whining that football lacked grace?  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:33:09 PM
Eveman = basketball troll.

Me = football troll.

Bearly = hockey troll.

Come on, guys, we're all very passionate about what we do, but let's keep things in perspective.
TITCR. And I am still floored that noone came around to represent Baseball. WTF is going on here?  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 10:34:39 PM
You can't play football?  Come on, Eveman.  I'm not that physically fit, and even I played football as a kid and intramural flag football throughout later years.

i'm tall and really lanky. plus i don't have much of an arm. i guess i could have played wide-receiver, maybe, because i could run fast and jump a little, but it always just struck me as incredibly brutish and dumb. also, unlike basketball, you can't really practice football when you're alone, and growing up i had a lot of time to myself.

dude I'm tall and lanky too, and I played defensive end (yeah.) I'm pretty f-ing vicious, however.

i can be vicious! i did lots of karate, and did a lot of sparring at the rec center during school to work off stress... i enjoy mixing it up, just not like that.

I can understand that. After my football career, I dabbled in competitive amateur boxing. I broke my nose and generally got the *&^% knocked out of me, but it was somehow easier to accept than football. There are a lot of things I enjoyed about boxing, but football is just a lot of fun. And it can be played with little to no contact!

than why not just play basketball? that game is way more laid back.

I enjoy playing basketball for fun, but I was never good enough to make the team after like 8th grade.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 10:38:44 PM

I enjoy playing basketball for fun, but I was never good enough to make the team after like 8th grade.

basketball requires rhythm, style and an innate sense of cool.

Unfortunately, I lack all three.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 03, 2008, 10:39:18 PM
Weren't you the one who was whining that football lacked grace?  ???

i don't know that i was whining. i think i was just making an observation. and yes, basketball is much smoother than football.
Umm... didn't you just say that grace = pansy? Maybe I am missing something, but you seem to be a bit contradictory.

Football is too crude but ice skating is for pansies? It seems to me that you just like the sports you like because you are good at them, and everything else basically sucks in your world.

FWIW I love ice skating and I am proud of it.

That said, I didn't mean for this to devolve into a personal argument. I can respect that you enjoy hoops - just stop being such a hater about everyone else's game of choice....

...except baseball, of course. We all agree that it sucks.  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 11:41:26 PM
I don't understand football at all. I've never been able to watch a full game because it just seems like a bunch of guys running into each other. someone will have to explain it to me when I move to the states.

Hockey, on the other hand, is fun.

When I was younger, one of the TO maple leafs knew my dad and gave us passes to all the home games. My brother and I would alternate going with my dad and we used to sit with this player's wife.

Also when both the men's and women's olympic hockey teams won gold over the states a few years back, people were partying in the streets like crazy. There was a fire truck out celebrating and I jumped on the back and they drove me around the city. it was good fun.

I don't understand Canadian football. I just know that it looks like a lot of fun.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 03, 2008, 11:47:59 PM
I don't understand football at all. I've never been able to watch a full game because it just seems like a bunch of guys running into each other. someone will have to explain it to me when I move to the states.

Hockey, on the other hand, is fun.

When I was younger, one of the TO maple leafs knew my dad and gave us passes to all the home games. My brother and I would alternate going with my dad and we used to sit with this player's wife.

Also when both the men's and women's olympic hockey teams won gold over the states a few years back, people were partying in the streets like crazy. There was a fire truck out celebrating and I jumped on the back and they drove me around the city. it was good fun.

I don't understand Canadian football. I just know that it looks like a lot of fun.

there's a difference? :-\

Well, CFL rules are different from NFL rules. I imagine Canadians play CFL rules while Americans play NFL or NCAA rules.

Although in your average pickup game, it probably wouldn't make a difference.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 04, 2008, 12:06:19 AM

Well, CFL rules are different from NFL rules. I imagine Canadians play CFL rules while Americans play NFL or NCAA rules.

Although in your average pickup game, it probably wouldn't make a difference.

it's really different... the field is a lot wider, which opens up the passing game. running the ball is a waste of time.

a good analogy would be American basketball vs international basketball... the rules are similar, but the differences in the layout of the field of play greatly alter the game.

True. An interesting look at the origins of the differences between Canadian and American football: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_Canadian_and_American_football
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 04, 2008, 12:18:24 AM
I love wikipedia.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 04, 2008, 01:52:15 AM
here but going to bed. good luck with Vandy dood
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 04, 2008, 02:00:19 AM
Wow, that movie looked pretty cool/weird from the previews, but now I have to see it. Thanks for the review dude
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 05:33:35 AM
Anybody else wish we could give Bush a third term?

ha ha, julie laugh.

but seriously, he going be spending that time prison. or, if we really want punish him, texas.

for what it's worth, I was a Kerry supporter. and Julie, I'm sorry about Hillary Rodham, although I do like Barack (besides the fact that he's a liberal and that's bad for America).

and I have several good friends from Texas and have made many trips, and even the "cowboy Texans" are generally good people, and the place is generally quite pleasant.

julie happy with iowa results.  hrc always julie's third choice.

julie lately prefer edwards over obama, but julie confident she support dem nominee, whoever may be.

as to texas, you just trippin'.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 05:35:04 AM
No one watch Ghost Rider. It was one of the three worst movies I've ever seen.

Wow. What was so bad about it?

Horrible dialogue, horrible special effects, horrible fight scenes, horrible everything. The only redeeming feature was Eva Mendes' rack, which looked positively spectacular.

Ah, so you acknowledge this also. Good to see. It's not just her breasts though; it's those eyes.

you get two everything.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 05:38:37 AM
uh, so, I'm the only person in MAS, huh? it's kind of like walking around NYC alone; think I Am Legend, but with lurkers instead of zombies.

tonight, I hung out with a girl from Vanderbilt who's only a junior, and was wildly cute. this pretty much solidified Vandy as my top choice. now have definite motivation to prepare for my retake.

but there no penicillin at vandy.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 06:32:26 AM
I'm feeling like this may end up being a McCain/Edwards general election. I would be pretty happy with that, actually.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 06:42:25 AM
you bearish on them, eh?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 06:50:15 AM
you bearish on them, eh?
Although Edwards is a giant communist, which I don't really like, I think he is a very principled man, and I prefer a principled pinko to an unprincipled churl.

McCain is the closest thing to a true American hero we have in congress, and he's also the only truly bipartisan candidate. He made a huge mistake by pandering to the religious far right and now he is paying for it, but I really hope he can recover.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 06:53:29 AM
I can't believe I just spent 20 minutes reading all of your thoughts on various American sports.

Basketball is the only sport worth playing competetively.  Baseball is boring even to play.  Hockey is too expensive, plus you have to wake up early as hell for ice time.  I've only played competitive football for a few weeks (fuckers tried to put me on the O-Line, gimme the damn ball!) but I'm now glad for that, because I can still walk and think straight.

Which brings me to my mistress, basketball.  Beautiful sport that is still playable as you age.  How many people do you see playing pickup football well into their 60s?  I play pickup at a local gym all the time, and I'd say 40% of the guys are under 40, 40% 40-50 and 20% over 50.  Not a whole lot of sports you can still do that.

Because, really, sports are for playing, not watching.
Shuffleboard and bridge - truly the sports of kings! People play way into their 80's!  :D

I'm just kidding. I understand the appeal of B-ball, I just suck at it really badly.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 07:16:16 AM
I'm feeling like this may end up being a McCain/Edwards general election. I would be pretty happy with that, actually.

I would be ok with that.  I have my problems with McCanin's politics, but I respect him.  I would totally vote for edwards.  I like how communist he is. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 07:20:03 AM
Rugby is a cool sport to watch.  It's really popular in middle europe.  If the teams actually mattered, it would be cooler than football. 

Basketball is the best american sport.  I think hockey is fun to watch, but it gets dull.  Soccer is a yawn even if you're watching it while on smack and hanging out with super models.  Not that I would know about the second thing.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 07:20:52 AM
I'm feeling like this may end up being a McCain/Edwards general election. I would be pretty happy with that, actually.

I would be ok with that.  I have my problems with McCanin's politics, but I respect him.  I would totally vote for edwards.  I like how communist he is. 
Yakshemash! Niiice!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 07:24:00 AM
You were at that Motel 6 in Omaha too?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 07:35:44 AM
Seriously, bear, I don't know what you have against central asians.  I mean apart from the fact that you consider them to be racially and intellectually inferior.  You should broaden your horizons, man.  Kazakstan is not just home to a bunch of talking moustaches.  Why, it was also the home to the soviet space program and Biopreparat which, at one time, had the largest and most sophisticated bioweapons research labs in the world. If there's one thing we all know about you, it's that you love rockets and anthrax.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 07:36:54 AM
"what a hypocrite"

The bear is not a hypocrite.  He is just discriminating. 

Against you.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 07:41:59 AM
you bearish on them, eh?
Although Edwards is a giant communist, which I don't really like, I think he is a very principled man, and I prefer a principled pinko to an unprincipled churl.

McCain is the closest thing to a true American hero we have in congress, and he's also the only truly bipartisan candidate. He made a huge mistake by pandering to the religious far right and now he is paying for it, but I really hope he can recover.

julie now prefer edwards to obama.  clinton always #3 in three-person race.

julie suspect mccain most likely nominee, although his independence greatly overrated.  julie also suspect he gop nominee with best chance, despite his support for war and gump.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 07:42:45 AM
Bear, why do americans call people they shoot into space "astronauts" while russians call them "cosmonauts?"  I never got that.  When I was a kid I always thought they were "communauts" and that made sense.  but when I first saw the name in print and realized they were named after the cosmos it confused the hell out of me.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Ivan Badguynov on January 04, 2008, 07:50:46 AM
Bear, why do americans call people they shoot into space "astronauts" while russians call them "cosmonauts?"  I never got that.  When I was a kid I always thought they were "communauts" and that made sense.  but when I first saw the name in print and realized they were named after the cosmos it confused the hell out of me.

word astronaut hard to say after drinking whole bottle of vodka. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 07:52:51 AM
You'll never win over the bear this way, Eveman.  He'll just think you're a Chechen.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 07:55:39 AM
You'll never win over the bear this way, Eveman.  He'll just think you're a Chechen.

you don't like RT?

I haven't seen enough of him yet to form any solid opinions/conclusions.  It would be irresponsible to speak about this topic at the present time.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 04, 2008, 07:56:59 AM
uh, so, I'm the only person in MAS, huh?  it's kind of like walking around NYC alone; think I Am Legend, but with lurkers instead of zombies.

tonight, I hung out with a girl from Vanderbilt who's only a junior, and was wildly cute.  this pretty much solidified Vandy as my top choice.  now have definite motivation to prepare for my retake.

Reezy... you are in town and did not call? I think I may cry.  ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:00:09 AM
Bear, please get back to me about the whole cosmonaut thing.  I only have about eight more hours to kill.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:04:25 AM
don't forget how he lost all that weight by eating only subway sandwiches for, like, 16 years.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:14:04 AM
I will vote for Tancredo if I get the chance.  I know nothing about him, it's just that I like saying "Tancredo."
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:18:03 AM
Tancredo means "iron hand" in portuguese.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:20:58 AM
no, i was just making it up because it sounded good and the likelihood that anybody on this board speaks portuguese is pretty low.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:21:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4bgjXPdczw&feature=related
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:24:14 AM
I posted that because I think that 1900ok's comment "Descobri, assistindo a este exuberante vídeo, que Lacraia é da família Jackson. Reparem e descubram. Lá está ela!" is right-on target.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:27:36 AM
That is real, actual, portuguese.  According to babelfish, it means:

"I discovered, attending this exuberant video, that Lacraia is of the Jackson family. They repair and they discover. There it is!"

There it is, indeed, 1900ok.  There it is, indeed.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 04, 2008, 08:29:03 AM
That is real, actual, portuguese.  According to babelfish, it means:

"I discovered, attending this exuberant video, that Lacraia is of the Jackson family. They repair and they discover. There it is"

There it is, indeed.

tancredo has a word for people like you: unassimilated
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:30:10 AM
I will defeat him using his very own tactics against him.

I will out-Tancredo Tancredo.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:36:15 AM
dude, f*ck that.  if we nuked mexico how would i get my cocaine?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 08:40:02 AM
I was AFK for a while. Here are the answers to the most pertinent questions presented over the past hour or so:

Eveman:
The difference between you and Stotan is that Stotan presented the case for basketball without talking a whole lot of smack about sports that he knows nothing about. I said long ago that I agree that hoops is a cool sport. My only beef with you is that you flamed football, hockey, and every other sport you suck at.

Also, Stotan doesn't call me names for no reason. Then again, Stotan isn't jealous of me like you so clearly are. You know what I'm talkin' 'bout. I'm too much of a gentleman to call you out on it.

Julie Fern:
Looks like our political affiliations align. I am pleasantly surprised.  :)

Jason P:
-The credited question is not why they call them cosmonauts. The credited question is why biter Americans had to ruin a perfectly good name. Always remember - the first man in space was a Soviet cosmonaut!

-I am not the biggest fan of central asians for a few reasons, but most of them are facetious. They have wonderful kebabs, and I LOVE kebabs.  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:40:59 AM
We should create a special department in the goverment for him just to keep the mexicans safe by keeping him occupied on something harmless like repaving the border patrol paths or something.  we can call it the "Ministry of Tancredo" and everybody in it will get a gold badge with flashing red  LED's that turn on when you show it to people.  He'll love it.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:42:47 AM
"the first man in space was a Soviet cosmonaut!"

as was the first dog and the first monkey

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Baker.jpg)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 08:43:09 AM
harvard just emailed me to apply.  i will certainly not help their selectivity rate by applying.
You tell 'em, 'fused!  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 08:43:57 AM
"the first man in space was a Soviet cosmonaut!"

as was the first dog and the first monkey

(http://www.answers.com/topic/b60-00036-jpg-1)
Yes. They were cosmonauts too.

The monkey may have been an Uzbeki cosmonaut though. I haven't decided on that yet.  :P
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 08:45:20 AM
You see my point though, right? Russians put a dood up there first, and "navigator of the cosmos" or "cosmonaut" is a perfectly good name. Why did Americans change it?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:47:00 AM
You guys do realize that Tancredo dropped out of the Presidential race weeks ago? 

But I have no objection to otherwise bashing him.  Verbally, of course.

Write him in.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 08:47:26 AM
You see my point though, right? Russians put a dood up there first, and "navigator of the cosmos" or "cosmonaut" is a perfectly good name. Why did Americans change it?

because we are  better and can do what we want?
This is exactly the kind of Northeastern American arrogance Reezy was talking about like 70 pages ago...
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:48:58 AM
"Why did Americans change it?"

Well, you shot a bunch of dogs into space and called them cosmonauts.  We looked at the dogs and we realized that we already had a name for exactly that kind of thing that predated the russian phrase.

(http://www.scarlet.nl/~ivo/photo_ASTRO5.JPEG)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 08:49:09 AM
You see my point though, right? Russians put a dood up there first, and "navigator of the cosmos" or "cosmonaut" is a perfectly good name. Why did Americans change it?

because we are  better and can do what we want?
This is exactly the kind of Northeastern American arrogance Reezy was talking about like 70 pages ago...

But I'm not from the northeast.  I'm from the same region as Reezy, although my state/city is infinitely better.
Ok fine. As long as you admit that us Noreasterners are arrogant, we have no quarrel! :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 08:50:06 AM
"Why did Americans change it?"

Well, you shot a bunch of dogs into space and called them cosmonauts.  We looked at the dogs and we realized that we already had a name for such a thing that predated the russian phrase.

(http://www.scarlet.nl/~ivo/photo_ASTRO5.JPEG)
Touche. I can't think of a rebuttal. TITCR. My hat's off to you my good man.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 08:52:37 AM
You see my point though, right? Russians put a dood up there first, and "navigator of the cosmos" or "cosmonaut" is a perfectly good name. Why did Americans change it?

because we are  better and can do what we want?
This is exactly the kind of Northeastern American arrogance Reezy was talking about like 70 pages ago...

I'd argue for Middle Atlantic American arrogance.  We New Englanders are more curmudgeonly than arrogant.
Would you consider New Yorkers to be Mid-Atlantic or Northeastern?

Edit: The reason I ask is because we are clearly the most arrogant. Way more arrogant than you. Our arrogance is best.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:52:49 AM
"Why did Americans change it?"

Well, you shot a bunch of dogs into space and called them cosmonauts.  We looked at the dogs and we realized that we already had a name for such a thing that predated the russian phrase.

(http://www.scarlet.nl/~ivo/photo_ASTRO5.JPEG)
Touche. I can't think of a rebuttal. TITCR. My hat's off to you my good man.

consider yourself Tancredo'd.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 08:54:16 AM
You see my point though, right? Russians put a dood up there first, and "navigator of the cosmos" or "cosmonaut" is a perfectly good name. Why did Americans change it?

because we are  better and can do what we want?
This is exactly the kind of Northeastern American arrogance Reezy was talking about like 70 pages ago...

I'd argue for Middle Atlantic American arrogance.  We New Englanders are more curmudgeonly than arrogant.
Would you consider New Yorkers to be Mid-Atlantic or Northeastern?

Mid-Atlantic.  Definitely.
Ok. Mid-Atlantic people are most arrogant then. I take what I said before back.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 08:55:40 AM
will you guys stop this crap?  everybody in america sucks.  the regional differences only amount to how we suck in different ways. 

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 08:56:19 AM
will you guys stop this crap?  everybody in america sucks.  the regional differences only amount to how we suck in different ways. 


You suck more than I do. Mid-Atlantic is more arrogant. Trust me, I know more.  ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 09:00:15 AM
I will say that tri-state arrogance is the absolute worst.  You even find it in Jersey.  I knew people in Jersey in their 40's who had never lived outside the state.  Can you imagine that?  Jersey's is big as metro denver (exaggeration).  And they used to look down on people they'd never met from places they'd never been.  That's annoying.

No matter where you go in the world, the vast majority of people are ignorant slobs.  The converse of this is that you can find interesting people everywhere too, they always make up the same slim fraction of around 1.5 % or something.  That's as true in Cleveland, Connecticut and California as it is in Copenhagen, Chile and China.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 09:03:07 AM
I will say that tri-state arrogance is the absolute worst.  You even find it in Jersey.  I knew people in Jersey in their 40's who had never lived outside the state.  Can you imagine that?  Jersey's is big as metro denver (exaggeration).  And they used to look down on people they'd never met from places they'd never been.  That's annoying.

No matter where you go in the world, the vast majority of people are ignorant slobs.  The converse of this is that you can find interesting people everywhere too, they always make up the same slim fraction of around 1.5 % or something.  That's true in Cleveland, Connecticut and California.
People are arrogant about New Jersey? What the hell do they have to be arrogant about?! All they have worth mentioning up there are Georgi Vodka and Wallace Stevens. And only one of those things is actually any good.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 09:07:21 AM
"People are arrogant about New Jersey?"

In all seriousness, yes.  They think living in proximity to NYC and paying exorbitant real-estate prices is evidence of their superiority.  But, then, everybody's got a reason.  People in Chicago think the fact that they're all big city AND down to earth means they're better than New Yorkers.  People in San Francisco think that their geographic location somehow makes them more open minded.  New Mexicans feel superior either by taking peyote or by designing new nuclear weapons.  Kansans think their olde tyme religion brings them closer to god.  the list goes on.

It's perfectly normal and mundane to find reasons to convince yourself that you're extraordinary.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 09:16:11 AM
The only place in america that truly sucks is Delaware because there is nothing, positive or negative, to say about it.  I got trapped in Delaware once and bought this snow globe at the train station in wilmington.  in it there was a bridge (that big bridge to new jersey) and some kind of chicken standing in front of "Delaware" in big bold letters.  That's it.  That's all they could come up with to represent the state.  I wish I still had that, it was hilarious.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 09:19:37 AM
The only place in america that truly sucks is Delaware because there is nothing, positive or negative, to say about it.  I got trapped in Delaware once and bought this snow globe at the train station in wilmington.  in it there was a bridge (that big bridge to new jersey) and some kind of chicken standing in front of "Delaware" in big bold letters.  That's it.  That's all they could come up with to represent the state.  I wish I still had that, it was hilarious.
I have had a lot of fun kayaking/canoing and camping on the Delaware river as a kid.  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 09:21:38 AM
The only place in america that truly sucks is Delaware because there is nothing, positive or negative, to say about it.  I got trapped in Delaware once and bought this snow globe at the train station in wilmington.  in it there was a bridge (that big bridge to new jersey) and some kind of chicken standing in front of "Delaware" in big bold letters.  That's it.  That's all they could come up with to represent the state.  I wish I still had that, it was hilarious.
I have had a lot of fun kayaking/canoing and camping on the Delaware river as a kid.  >:(

Those are someone else's memories.  Your chilhood was spent in a shanty town at the eastern edge of Almaty.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 09:24:39 AM
Bearly where are you from in the former soviet state.

baku may literally be one of the most dismal cities on earth.
I am a Kievite. Why the heck would you go to Baku?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 09:25:29 AM
I didn't know that. Kiev is amazing. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 09:28:44 AM
I didn't know that. Kiev is amazing. 
Yeah. It's pretty baller from what I remember. Just watch out for the high risk of thyroid cancer. Chernobyl is awfully close.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 09:29:25 AM
Bearly where are you from in the former soviet state.

baku may literally be one of the most dismal cities on earth.
I am a Kievite. Why the heck would you go to Baku?

tagged along on father's business trip.  i've been to some bad cities.  Baku being one of the worst.
Jesus Christ... what the heck does your dad do for a living? White Slave trader?  ???

Edit: I know that Baku is awfully TTT. I would avoid it if I could.

On a related note, it's in one of those little countries where Jason_P likes to find potential mates. ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 09:33:03 AM
yeah, after a week i baku you'd probably think of thyroid cancer as a ticket to sweet oblivion.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 09:38:20 AM
In fairness, I was only in Baku for two nights, and my father did not allow me to leave the hotel without an escort.  Thus, I sat in my room watching tv all day.  So I didn't really experience Baku.  The only reason I went with him is because the second leg of his trip was in Crete.  I still contend I was tricked into going to Baku.
Let me preface by saying that I like you a lot as a person and respect you as a poster.

But let me also say that I do not like people who do what your dad does for a living. I really don't want to go on a huge rant about this, and out of respect for you, I will STFU right now; but this is something I feel awfully passionate about.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 09:39:42 AM
Bear, we're all studying to become professional liars.  We're not going to have the saving-the-world through litigation vs. the bullsh*t economy talk again are we?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 09:41:41 AM
You know I am an idealist about the legal system, JP.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 09:45:52 AM
exactly.

I dedicated much of my life to a well respected profession that aims to improve peoples' lives by improving technology.  Let me tell you that it's very satisfying to save the world and stuff, but the world doesn't exactly lavish you with rewards for doing so.  My greatest eye opener came when I worked at the Nat'l Institutes of Health with people who didn't even have health insurance themselves.  These guys were literally curing cancer, but had no access to medical care themselves because they were foreign temporary (contract) workers.  God bless america. 

I like what bill maher said about firemen, soldiers and nurses.  "We call them heros, so we can pay them like chumps."
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 09:54:15 AM
exactly.

I dedicated much of my life to a well respected profession that aims to improve peoples' lives by improving technology.  Let me tell you that it's very satisfying to save the world and stuff, but the world doesn't exactly lavish you with rewards for doing so.  My greatest eye opener came when I worked at the Nat'l Institutes of Health with people who didn't even have health insurance themselves.  These guys were literally curing cancer, but had no access to medical care because they were foreign temporary (contract) workers.  God bless america. 

I like what bill maher said about firemen, soldiers and nurses.  "We call them heros, so we can pay them like chumps."
True 'nuff. But I enjoyed working at the DA's office way, way, way more than my current Biglaw gig. And even here, the only cases I enjoy at all are pro bono.

So call me a commy if you want, but my QOL is better when I feel like I am working for a cause.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 09:55:40 AM
In fairness, I was only in Baku for two nights, and my father did not allow me to leave the hotel without an escort.  Thus, I sat in my room watching tv all day.  So I didn't really experience Baku.  The only reason I went with him is because the second leg of his trip was in Crete.  I still contend I was tricked into going to Baku.
Let me preface by saying that I like you a lot as a person and respect you as a poster.

But let me also say that I do not like people who do what your dad does for a living. I really don't want to go on a huge rant about this, and out of respect for you, I will STFU right now; but this is something I feel awfully passionate about.

but you don't even know what he does!?
I am going to assume that he evaluates international investments for an American oil company. Warm?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 09:56:00 AM
"Someone cured cancer?!  I need to start waching the news."

There's a ton of cancer research being done these days to establish how to end the process of tumor growth.  Runaway growth has been related to the resistance of some cells to pre-programmed cell death because of the malfunctioning of telomeres (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telomere).  This is already reasonably understood and, under certain conditions, can actually be reversed.


But don't bother.   I mean, what did medical science ever do for anybody that real estate law didn't?

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 09:58:03 AM
is there anything i can do at this point to establish some credibility?  whenever i waste time on this site, i wish to myself that someone would take me seriously.

lose the banana.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:00:15 AM
"Someone cured cancer?!  I need to start waching the news."

There's a ton of cancer research being done these days to establish how to end the process of tumor growth.  Runaway growth has been related to the resistance of some cells to pre-programmed cell death because of the malfunctioning of telomeres (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telomere).  This is already reasonably understood and, under certain conditions, can actually be reversed.


But don't bother.   I mean, what did medical science ever do for anybody that real estate law didn't?


Both my parents are docs, JP. I have 6 doctors, 2 nurses and a biologist in my family dood. I am not knocking the medical field at all. All I'm saying is that lawyers can also make positive changes in the world.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:03:34 AM
In fairness, I was only in Baku for two nights, and my father did not allow me to leave the hotel without an escort.  Thus, I sat in my room watching tv all day.  So I didn't really experience Baku.  The only reason I went with him is because the second leg of his trip was in Crete.  I still contend I was tricked into going to Baku.
Let me preface by saying that I like you a lot as a person and respect you as a poster.

But let me also say that I do not like people who do what your dad does for a living. I really don't want to go on a huge rant about this, and out of respect for you, I will STFU right now; but this is something I feel awfully passionate about.

but you don't even know what he does!?
I am going to assume that he evaluates international investments for an American oil company. Warm?

My father works primarily for individuals and not corporations.

Other than the fact that some of these people have made their money in oil, he has absolutely no connection to the oil business.
My issue isn't with oil companies, actually. My issue is with foreign investors (as well as native oligarchs, who are even worse) that shamelessly plundered the fallout of the Soviet Union and turned a formerly proud nation into one of the most TTT places on earth.

You have been to Baku - you saw the products of foreign "investment" there.

Like I said, this is a sensitive issue for me. Your dad might be an awesome dood for all I know. I didn't mean to offend.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 10:03:39 AM
"Someone cured cancer?!  I need to start waching the news."

There's a ton of cancer research being done these days to establish how to end the process of tumor growth.  Runaway growth has been related to the resistance of some cells to pre-programmed cell death because of the malfunctioning of telomeres (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telomere).  This is already reasonably understood and, under certain conditions, can actually be reversed.


But don't bother.   I mean, what did medical science ever do for anybody that real estate law didn't?


Both my parents are docs, JP. I have 6 doctors, 2 nurses and a biologist in my family dood. I am not knocking the medical field at all. All I'm saying is that lawyers can also make positive changes in the world.

and i am saying that we are all monsters.

;)

I know bear.  I'm not as bitter as I sound. I just think that a little hyperbole is in order once and a while to keep us all from believing our own bullsh*t (myself included). 

BTW:  i'm not a medical doctor, although I worked with them.  I'm a physics guy.

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 10:04:06 AM
is there anything i can do at this point to establish some credibility?  whenever i waste time on this site, i wish to myself that someone would take me seriously.

I don't believe a single thing you say.  It's really sad that you're making up kids now.

fine, i'll go to a different forum.

there is no other forum.  this is the end of the line.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:05:41 AM
is there anything i can do at this point to establish some credibility?  whenever i waste time on this site, i wish to myself that someone would take me seriously.

I don't believe a single thing you say.  It's really sad that you're making up kids now.

fine, i'll go to a different forum.
Just get a new screen name and stop trolling so much. You should have given up when you got Ham Sandwich-pwnd.

You are a bright kid and I love your insights. Just make a new name and never allude to the banana and you will be fine.  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 10:06:21 AM
pwnd.

wtf does this mean anyway?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 10:07:53 AM
wait, i've made insights?  into what?

You taught me how to speak spanish.  That was good.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:09:17 AM
is there anything i can do at this point to establish some credibility?  whenever i waste time on this site, i wish to myself that someone would take me seriously.

I don't believe a single thing you say.  It's really sad that you're making up kids now.

fine, i'll go to a different forum.
Just get a new screen name and stop trolling so much. You should have given up when you got Ham Sandwich-pwnd.

You are a bright kid and I love your insights. Just make a new name and never allude to the banana and you will be fine.  :)

Seeing that he's now claiming he has a seven year old, I'd say he's probably older than you.
Like JP mentioned, I don't hold it past banana to invent imaginary children. :)

Also, I call all kinds of people "kid". Pretty much everyone is a kid my mind. Except JP - that guy is really old.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:11:18 AM
its lunchtime kids. 

MAS has been in decline lately.  it needs more frivolity.  when I return later, I hope it will have changed back to its original purpose.

good luck.
I agree. Sorry I talked crap about your dad. Enjoy lunch. Is mom coming with you today?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 10:13:54 AM
he's right, you know.  what the hell are we doing talking about this depressing sh*t when reezy gave us an out a few posts back.  Mexico/Cocaine/Nuclear Weapons... run with it, bear.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 10:15:01 AM
Don't you hate how LSD replaces sh*t with "poo"?  Censor me if you must, but don't make it look like I would type "poo."  You're ruining my street cred.

I'm talking to you, Sands.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:20:45 AM
I got nothin' dood. I can't think about cocaine or mexico or nuclear bombs... I want this GULC reply already. :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:23:59 AM
I got nothin' dood. I can't think about cocaine or mexico or nuclear bombs... I want this GULC reply already. :(

what do you think your chances are?
Should be basically 50/50. My LSAT is at their 25% and my GPA is like a point above their 75%. I have the requisite work experience they tend to look for. On the other hand, a mountain of people went to decision the same day I did, so that probably means I am gonna get rejected.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:27:58 AM
if you're rejected, what will you do?

if you're accepted, what will you do?
If I am rejected I will curl into a little ball and cry. Then I will pray for a Boalt miracle. If that doesn't happen, I'll wait on Emory, BU, BC, and a couple of other schools. Then I will weigh how much money Tulane gives me.

I have Fordham as a fall back already, and I am reasonably happy with it - but GULC is one of the two schools I really desperately want and have a shot of actually getting.

If I am accepted, I will probably jump for joy, and start saving money for the Baltica I promised JP on our ASW.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:31:42 AM
Yo Reez. That advice to banana is pretty credited IMO. I'm not sure why he posted that song though. Tryhard move on his part IMO.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:34:30 AM
i just got him to post something not law related.  BONUS!

sup reez.  PBJ, please read reezy's post like, four times.

how's the weather out there?

Yo Reez. That advice to banana is pretty credited IMO. I'm not sure why he posted that song though. Tryhard move on his part IMO.


yeah, he's out of chances with me now.  I'm going to start ignoring him again.  how's work?
Work is good. I saw a youtube video of Borat presenting at a Canadian law school:

"You training to be highest payed prostitute in the world! High five!" - He is so right.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:35:36 AM
In other news, Stotan just booked his bed on a spring break cruise with 10 of his closest friends.  Who's off the week of March 10th?  The more the merrier...
Awesome! Where you going dood? I am going on a cruise in about a week. I can't wait!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:40:16 AM
Brico: What's the thesis about?


Stotan: You are totally right about high class prostitutes man. There needs to be a High Class Prostitute Discussion board. I would def. post there.  :)

Reezy: Catholic school girl, huh? This could be either a very good thing or a very bad thing. Just be aware and keep us posted dood.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:42:31 AM
Allright, who else here is fratty? I'll out my letters if you out yours, Stotan and Reezy.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 10:53:17 AM
are there any other Chipotle fans in MAS right now?   I am headed over there for my 10th burrito in about as many days; me and my friends go a little bit Chipotle-crazy when we're at home since they don't have one in any of our college towns.

favorite chain restaurants, otherwise?
OMG! Chipotle is the credited lunch. Thanks for reminding me to go there today, Reez.

Edit:
It's pretty crazy that Chipotle is owned by McDonald's. The chipotle by my job is really high quality food, and they serve Dos Equis Cervezas. Not like McDonald's at all.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:01:43 AM
I know that a bunch of you guys are vegetarians of one stripe or another, and you know I GAK for you all but...

I love meat. It's so tasty. How can you do without?  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 04, 2008, 11:03:35 AM
Allright, who else here is fratty? I'll out my letters if you out yours, Stotan and Reezy.

You were in a frat? Not you Bearly! ::sighs::
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 11:04:23 AM
i think this is jason and julie's thread, now.  they just let the banana play here while they're gone.

No way.  We just post to kill time until you show up. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 11:08:52 AM
I'm on reezy's side in the great Chipotle debate.  I also am a land-meat lover, although I wouldn't have known to characterize myself that way until 3-4 posts or so ago.

Man, it is difficult to keep up with this thread.  You slip out for some land-meat and salsa and suddenly your six pages behind.

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:11:58 AM
Allright, who else here is fratty? I'll out my letters if you out yours, Stotan and Reezy.

You were in a frat? Not you Bearly! ::sighs::
I know, a lot of people don't believe that I was in a Fraternity.

My ex-fiancee and I were going to the same school, and she joined a sorority that some of her HS friends joined. I felt really out of the loop while she was pledging, so I joined my Frat. I met a lot of kids (both cool kids and total toolboxes) and did a lot of fun things, but then I transferred out of that school and lost touch.

I'm glad I had the experience at the time, but I am also happy that I moved past it.

Don't judge me too harshly, Penny. You know your opinion means a lot to me!  :'(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 11:14:01 AM
I'm on reezy's side in the great Chipotle debate.  I also am a land-meat lover, although I wouldn't have known to characterize myself that way until 3-4 posts or so ago.

Man, it is difficult to keep up with this thread.  You slip out for some land-meat and salsa and suddenly your six pages behind.



i think i may be the only chipotle hater here.  has nobody else noticed that the rice is horrific?  these things get to you when there's no meat in your burrito.



yeah, that's your problem.  the first thing i do is crack that puppy open, dig out the rice and replace it with guac.  i'm on a low-carb diet.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 11:15:14 AM
"there's no meat in your burrito"

This has the makings of a really great insult.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:15:46 AM
"there's no meat in your burrito"

This has the makings of a really great insult.
It also sounds REALLY naughty.  :o
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 11:16:31 AM
"there's no meat in your burrito"

This has the makings of a really great insult.
It also sounds REALLY naughty.  :o

Fratbear!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 11:17:15 AM
jesus, nobody's 5th-gen Californian.  what is (s)he, a conquistador or something?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 11:20:02 AM
mexican food sucks on the east coast.  there used to be a taco truck i would go to that would mysteriously show up now and again in the upper west near nt'l history, but it permenantly disappeared in 2005 probably for sanitation reasons.

DC has only one good mexican place.  Mixtec in adam's morgan.  everything else is just taco bell+.  That's how i'd characterize chipotle, but i like it.  plus they serve negra modelo.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 04, 2008, 11:20:26 AM
Don't judge me too harshly, Penny. You know your opinion means a lot to me!  :'(

It better.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:21:00 AM
Don't judge me too harshly, Penny. You know your opinion means a lot to me!  :'(

It better.
I am so internet-whipped by this girl.  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 04, 2008, 11:26:08 AM
Don't judge me too harshly, Penny. You know your opinion means a lot to me!  :'(

It better.
I am so internet-whipped by this girl.  :-\

This is credited. And the way life should be.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 11:26:21 AM
danes are the worst of the scandinavians.  they're not even real scandinavians, they're like back-up germans. 

I'm sure (s)he's a nice person, but his/her ancestry is shameful.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:27:10 AM
Don't judge me too harshly, Penny. You know your opinion means a lot to me!  :'(

It better.
I am so internet-whipped by this girl.  :-\

This is credited. And the way life should be.
I'd like my trousers back please before I get angry.  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 11:31:35 AM
danes are the worst of the scandinavians.  they're not even real scandinavians, they're like back-up germans. 

I'm sure (s)he's a nice person, but his/her ancestry is shameful.

That's on his dad's side.  His Cherokee mom more than makes us for that pitiful heritage.

Did you take his name?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:33:35 AM
danes are the worst of the scandinavians.  they're not even real scandinavians, they're like back-up germans. 

I'm sure (s)he's a nice person, but his/her ancestry is shameful.

That's on his dad's side.  His Cherokee mom more than makes us for that pitiful heritage.

Did you take his name?

Of course not.  He took mine.
Wow... And I thought I was whipped.  :-X
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 11:35:26 AM
"Of course not.  He took mine."

Good work.  Never speak of the danes to your children.  It is best if they do not know.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:37:39 AM
danes are the worst of the scandinavians.  they're not even real scandinavians, they're like back-up germans. 

I'm sure (s)he's a nice person, but his/her ancestry is shameful.

That's on his dad's side.  His Cherokee mom more than makes us for that pitiful heritage.

Did you take his name?

Of course not.  He took mine.
Wow... And I thought I was whipped.  :-X

Sigh, I knew you Eurocentric bears would make such an assumption.  There are still some cultures around the world which never caved into Western patriarchy (remained egaltarian.)
Bears are all about the patriarchy. Just ask PennyLane!

Edit: May I ask what culture you are from? Taking the woman's name seems kind of like a rare thing in the west. And the east also.

Edit 2: Just to clarify, I am not knocking it - just saying it's not necessarily my particular bag.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:46:36 AM

Sigh, I knew you Eurocentric bears would make such an assumption.  There are still some cultures around the world which never caved into Western patriarchy (remained egaltarian.)
Bears are all about the patriarchy. Just ask PennyLane!

Edit: May I ask what culture you are from? Taking the woman's name seems kind of like a rare thing in the west. And the east also.

Edit 2: Just to clarify, I am not knocking it - just saying it's not necessarily my particular bag.

Abenaki.  Matrilocal, matrilineal, is the spouse's tribe/clan.
Did you know that Jews are technically matrilinial too? Even so, they take the Father's name. I read some anthropology thesis about it having something to do with mothers having a concrete bond with their descendants while the paternal bond is not necessarily so secure. To counteract this kind of insecurity, most societies tend to use the paternal name.

It might be total crock but it was an interesting idea to me.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:47:28 AM
Allright, who else here is fratty? I'll out my letters if you out yours, Stotan and Reezy.

You were in a frat? Not you Bearly! ::sighs::
I know, a lot of people don't believe that I was in a Fraternity.

My ex-fiancee and I were going to the same school, and she joined a sorority that some of her HS friends joined. I felt really out of the loop while she was pledging, so I joined my Frat. I met a lot of kids (both cool kids and total toolboxes) and did a lot of fun things, but then I transferred out of that school and lost touch.

I'm glad I had the experience at the time, but I am also happy that I moved past it.

Don't judge me too harshly, Penny. You know your opinion means a lot to me!  :'(

hold up bearly: fraternity? ex fiancee???
Yep. There's a lotta stuff you don't know about me, Cranes. I'll gladly dish in PM's if you wanna.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 04, 2008, 11:51:02 AM
Don't judge me too harshly, Penny. You know your opinion means a lot to me!  :'(

It better.
I am so internet-whipped by this girl.  :-\

This is credited. And the way life should be.
I'd like my trousers back please before I get angry.  >:(

It doesn't work that way.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:51:41 AM
Don't judge me too harshly, Penny. You know your opinion means a lot to me!  :'(

It better.
I am so internet-whipped by this girl.  :-\

This is credited. And the way life should be.
I'd like my trousers back please before I get angry.  >:(

It doesn't work that way.
You and I would have a short but passionate romance, Penny.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 04, 2008, 11:57:07 AM
Did you take his name?
Of course not.  He took mine.

I would like to hyphenate. Penny Q. Lane-Bearlylegal (or whatever).
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 11:59:49 AM
Did you take his name?
Of course not.  He took mine.

I would like to hyphenate. Penny Q. Lane-Whatever
Penny Q. Lane-Legal. Got a nice ring to it.

It could happen if you gave me back my trousers!  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 12:06:06 PM
Did you take his name?
Of course not.  He took mine.

I would like to hyphenate. Penny Q. Lane-Whatever

My spouse actually hyphenates, as he was fairly well-known in his field before we married. But I don't, and the kids all have my name only.  For a while he kept his name, but got sick of being called Mr. W. by the kids teachers, so he finally just made the switch.
Before I moved to the US, I used to have my Mom's name because my dad was Jewish; and Ukranians hate Jewish kids with a passion.

Teachers in US public schools were REALLY confused why I didn't share my dad's name. Maybe this isn't the case anymore since it was a bunch of years ago, but the public at large can be pretty distrustful of people who don't follow the standard naming conventions.

Pretty ballsy of you and your hubby to stick to your guns, MBW.  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 12:08:29 PM
I'm going out for some landmeat and beans. Be back soon!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 12:16:07 PM
space monkeys are more fun than clowns.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/B60-00036.jpg)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 12:18:59 PM
here's this little guy again.  his name is baker and he rode a Jupiter missile into space in 1959

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Baker.jpg)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 12:20:59 PM
stamp commemorating two of the first dogs in space, Veterok and Ugolyok.  they look almost as proud as i feel.  their space flight of 22 days still stands as the record for the longest space flight by dogs

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Veterok_and_Ugolyok_USSR_stamp.png)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 12:27:04 PM
ok, i'm done with this.  back to the clowns.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 12:29:02 PM
I wonder what kind of money BIGTOP circus nets clowns who went to T14 clown colleges.  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 12:30:58 PM
a frat, bear?  really?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 12:39:03 PM
8th grade was the best year of my life.  I peaked in 8th grade.  Most of my friends would confirm this.

How does one peak in 8th grade?  Did you get to second base with the hottest girl in your lunch period?

And even then, how have you not gotten to third base with anyone else since then?!  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 12:44:16 PM
Who wants to talk about something fun?  Like maybe clowns.

I never liked carnivals.

even on dates in 7th grade?   asking a girl to go to the local festival/carnival was a huge deal.

dates in 7th grade = movies.

All-boys middle school = very few 7th grade dates.

Maybe this is why I have such unhealthy relationships.

oh you loved that poo.  stop complaining.

Hah it was actually miserable.  I got mocked by all my hometown friends for obvious reasons, and I didn't fit in the with the private school kids at all.  I spent three years there and I haven't seen a single one of them since I graduated 8th grade.

8th grade was the best year of my life.  I peaked in 8th grade.  Most of my friends would confirm this.

yeah?  that didn't happen for me until i was like 19.

haha, there's no way you've peaked yet.

although the whole "older guys" shtick is sort of sketchy, right?
It totally is, but you and I both know it's not gonna stop us!  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 12:47:18 PM
Who wants to talk about something fun?  Like maybe clowns.

I never liked carnivals.

even on dates in 7th grade?   asking a girl to go to the local festival/carnival was a huge deal.

dates in 7th grade = movies.

All-boys middle school = very few 7th grade dates.

Maybe this is why I have such unhealthy relationships.

oh you loved that poo.  stop complaining.

Hah it was actually miserable.  I got mocked by all my hometown friends for obvious reasons, and I didn't fit in the with the private school kids at all.  I spent three years there and I haven't seen a single one of them since I graduated 8th grade.

8th grade was the best year of my life.  I peaked in 8th grade.  Most of my friends would confirm this.

yeah?  that didn't happen for me until i was like 19.

haha, there's no way you've peaked yet.

although the whole "older guys" shtick is sort of sketchy, right?

i meant that word in a different way.  erm, nevermind.

yeah, it is/was sketchy, but not really as bad as you think.  though the sketchiness was actually kind of a big draw in itself, now that i think about it. 

Bricolage just convinced me to take on the Tom Leykis lifestyle. Thanks, Brico!  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 12:49:14 PM
Fratbear?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 12:50:53 PM
Fratbear?
Jason_P knows white a bit about the "older guy" shtick!  ;D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 12:51:54 PM
Fratbear?
Jason_P knows white a bit about the "older guy" shtick!  ;D

That's true.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 12:52:37 PM
Who wants to talk about something fun?  Like maybe clowns.

I never liked carnivals.

even on dates in 7th grade?   asking a girl to go to the local festival/carnival was a huge deal.

dates in 7th grade = movies.

All-boys middle school = very few 7th grade dates.

Maybe this is why I have such unhealthy relationships.

oh you loved that poo.  stop complaining.

Hah it was actually miserable.  I got mocked by all my hometown friends for obvious reasons, and I didn't fit in the with the private school kids at all.  I spent three years there and I haven't seen a single one of them since I graduated 8th grade.

8th grade was the best year of my life.  I peaked in 8th grade.  Most of my friends would confirm this.

yeah?  that didn't happen for me until i was like 19.

haha, there's no way you've peaked yet.

although the whole "older guys" shtick is sort of sketchy, right?

i meant that word in a different way.  erm, nevermind.

yeah, it is/was sketchy, but not really as bad as you think.  though the sketchiness was actually kind of a big draw in itself, now that i think about it. 

Bricolage just convinced me to take on the Tom Leykis lifestyle. Thanks, Brico!  :D


so you're going to, what, date six year olds now?  i still have some of my Babysitter's Club books if you're strapped for valentine's present ideas.



I had never dated a girl younger than me until I turned 24. Dating a 21 year old changed my entire perspective. But no thanks for the Babysitter's Club books. I keep it legal, and 6 isn't even legal in Uzbekistan. Right, JP?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 12:55:50 PM
the best thing about dating twenty one year olds is that there's twenty of them.

bearly, you've been challenged, son!  (scrabulous.  show your furry face.)
Twenty of them? Huh? This went over my head.

I'll see you behind the checkered board of destiny, pidgeon!  >:( (I'll be on scrab in a minute)

Stotan, I thought you were in a Frat because I think I once heard Reezy say that you are in a frat. I may have been mistaken though.

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 12:55:59 PM
"6 isn't even legal in Uzbekistan. Right, JP?"

the rule of law ends at the urals.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 12:57:57 PM
"6 isn't even legal in Uzbekistan. Right, JP?"

the rule of law ends at the urals.
You are a base and disgusting man sometimes, JP!  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 12:58:36 PM
and you are a fratbear.  all the time.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 01:00:38 PM
and you are a fratbear.  all the time.
Touche, JP. I have been foiled again.  :-[
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 01:03:26 PM
bear this waiting is turning you all nasty.  i understand and apologize for my fratbear comments.    I should have cut you more slack.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 01:06:40 PM
bear this waiting is turning you all nasty.  i understand and apologize for my fratbear comments.    I should have cut you more slack.

Tell me about yourself again?  You're going to go to GULC PT?

yup. but what has that got to do with my beating on the bear?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 01:08:28 PM
'cause my job is slow.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 01:08:40 PM
Thanks JP. All the comments I make about you being a dirty old man are meant with good humor.

You know you are my favorite dirty old man on LSD!  ;)

Speaking of GULC PT, looks like all the people getting mail today are either WL or Rejected. I am in for a sad little envelope later today.  :'(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 01:11:58 PM
'cause my job is slow.

Okay.  I think I'm starting to understand.

I know what you do, generally, and who you are, and all this sort of stuff.  I was just looking for context.

I don't know if there's much to understand.  I started posting because I wanted to know what was going on during the app process and this was a pretty good resource for info.  Then, I got into a couple conversations and kept going. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 04, 2008, 01:15:05 PM
'cause my job is slow.

Okay.  I think I'm starting to understand.

I know what you do, generally, and who you are, and all this sort of stuff.  I was just looking for context.

I don't know if there's much to understand.  I started posting because I wanted to know what was going on during the app process and this was a pretty good resource for info.  Then, I got into a couple conversations and kept going. 

what does "jason_perrlx" mean?  is this your name?  a Lundgren character?  what?

it's a play on my name.  anyway, hope i didn't offend.  i mean, unless i was trying to at the time.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 01:19:31 PM
Thanks JP. All the comments I make about you being a dirty old man are meant with good humor.

You know you are my favorite dirty old man on LSD!  ;)

Speaking of GULC PT, looks like all the people getting mail today are either WL or Rejected. I am in for a sad little envelope later today.  :'(

I just noticed this on LSN too.

Good luck bearly!
Thanks man. I need it badly right now.  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 01:23:09 PM
Thanks JP. All the comments I make about you being a dirty old man are meant with good humor.

You know you are my favorite dirty old man on LSD!  ;)

Speaking of GULC PT, looks like all the people getting mail today are either WL or Rejected. I am in for a sad little envelope later today.  :'(

I don't know what to tell you.  The most I can say is that I think you have enough BigLaw experience in you to make a great lawyer regardless of where you end up.

I've given out like three compliments on here, so I wouldn't take that with any salt.  :)
Thanks dude. Much appreciated.

Edit: Also, FWIW, I like the Pita. Makes me hungry. :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 01:32:11 PM

Speaking of GULC PT, looks like all the people getting mail today are either WL or Rejected. I am in for a sad little envelope later today.  :'(
:'(

awful news
Have you heard anything yet, PC?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 01:33:27 PM
no, but again, I won't until way later.
I guess you and I are praying for WL's, huh?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 01:42:21 PM
no, but again, I won't until way later.
I guess you and I are praying for WL's, huh?

yup. not looking good.

anyway RE: people from high school...

I can't avoid people from my high school. they're everywhere. I will be running into six of them (separetely) in Thailand. If I were to stay in TO after law school, I would spend the rest of my life handling their divorces...
You were a popular kid in HS, I bet.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 01:45:33 PM
better just get puppy.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 01:56:32 PM
Gone for an hour and a half, MAS up 12 pages.

I just got a job, though. Hooray!
OMG congrats! What do you do for a living?!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 02:03:18 PM
Gone for an hour and a half, MAS up 12 pages.

I just got a job, though. Hooray!
OMG congrats! What do you do for a living?!

Hah. "Student" is what I do for a living. But this is a spring semester/summer job.

Gone for an hour and a half, MAS up 12 pages.

I just got a job, though. Hooray!

what kind of job?

Teaching test prep.
Oh? Awesome! Kraplan? Princedumb Review?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 02:05:51 PM
Gone for an hour and a half, MAS up 12 pages.

I just got a job, though. Hooray!
OMG congrats! What do you do for a living?!

Hah. "Student" is what I do for a living. But this is a spring semester/summer job.

Gone for an hour and a half, MAS up 12 pages.

I just got a job, though. Hooray!

what kind of job?

Teaching test prep.
Oh? Awesome! Kraplan? Princedumb Review?

Kap.
Awesome, Tink! I hear they pay well and treat their teachers really nicely. Congrats!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 02:07:50 PM
I have reached a new level of striver/loserdom:

My friend calls me up to tell me a cute girl he knows wants to meet me and that we should hit the bar in the village later tonight. I turn him down because I want to get home to see what GULC sent me.

I can't believe what's happening to me.  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 02:14:41 PM
My intellect tells me you are right, Stotan and IrrX.

But my heart tells me that I am not gonna be focused at all until I see what GULC has in store for me.

I love pretty girls as much as the next voracious woodland predator, but I don't think I can bring myself to enjoy tonight if I don't see these results. This is a truly sad day for all woodland creatures everywhere.

I might follow tink's advice if I can leave the office early enough to get home, grab this mail, and go back to the bar.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 02:18:20 PM
My intellect tells me you are right, Stotan and IrrX.

But my heart tells me that I am not gonna be focused at all until I see what GULC has in store for me.

I love pretty girls as much as the next voracious woodland predator, but I don't think I can bring myself to enjoy tonight if I don't see these results. This is a truly sad day for all woodland creatures everywhere.

I might follow tink's advice if I can leave the office early enough to get home, grab this mail, and go back to the bar.

So be standoffish and uninterested.  She'll freakin love it.
I'm always aloof, standoffish and uninterested, dood. How else does one meet girls?  ???

Edit: I'm just feeling down because I am expecting a rejection. I think that desperation will be obvious to anyone who meets me tonight. Desperation =|= sexy.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 02:22:52 PM
My intellect tells me you are right, Stotan and IrrX.

But my heart tells me that I am not gonna be focused at all until I see what GULC has in store for me.

I love pretty girls as much as the next voracious woodland predator, but I don't think I can bring myself to enjoy tonight if I don't see these results. This is a truly sad day for all woodland creatures everywhere.

I might follow tink's advice if I can leave the office early enough to get home, grab this mail, and go back to the bar.

So be standoffish and uninterested. She'll freakin love it.

yeah, right.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 02:24:56 PM
My intellect tells me you are right, Stotan and IrrX.

But my heart tells me that I am not gonna be focused at all until I see what GULC has in store for me.

I love pretty girls as much as the next voracious woodland predator, but I don't think I can bring myself to enjoy tonight if I don't see these results. This is a truly sad day for all woodland creatures everywhere.

I might follow tink's advice if I can leave the office early enough to get home, grab this mail, and go back to the bar.

So be standoffish and uninterested. She'll freakin love it.
I'm always aloof, standoffish and uninterested, dood. How else does one meet girls? ???

Edit: I'm just feeling down because I am expecting a rejection. I think that desperation will be obvious to anyone who meets me tonight. Desperation =|= sexy.

ever try honesty, respect, and humor?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 02:26:38 PM
My intellect tells me you are right, Stotan and IrrX.

But my heart tells me that I am not gonna be focused at all until I see what GULC has in store for me.

I love pretty girls as much as the next voracious woodland predator, but I don't think I can bring myself to enjoy tonight if I don't see these results. This is a truly sad day for all woodland creatures everywhere.

I might follow tink's advice if I can leave the office early enough to get home, grab this mail, and go back to the bar.

So be standoffish and uninterested. She'll freakin love it.
I'm always aloof, standoffish and uninterested, dood. How else does one meet girls? ???

Edit: I'm just feeling down because I am expecting a rejection. I think that desperation will be obvious to anyone who meets me tonight. Desperation =|= sexy.

ever try honesty, respect, and humor?
Nope! I usually just lay down plenty of bear traps and bait 'em with hunny, fishies and berries. That gets 'em every time!   :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 02:37:47 PM
My intellect tells me you are right, Stotan and IrrX.

But my heart tells me that I am not gonna be focused at all until I see what GULC has in store for me.

I love pretty girls as much as the next voracious woodland predator, but I don't think I can bring myself to enjoy tonight if I don't see these results. This is a truly sad day for all woodland creatures everywhere.

I might follow tink's advice if I can leave the office early enough to get home, grab this mail, and go back to the bar.

So be standoffish and uninterested. She'll freakin love it.
I'm always aloof, standoffish and uninterested, dood. How else does one meet girls? ???

Edit: I'm just feeling down because I am expecting a rejection. I think that desperation will be obvious to anyone who meets me tonight. Desperation =|= sexy.

ever try honesty, respect, and humor?
Nope! I usually just lay down plenty of bear traps and bait 'em with hunny, fishies and berries. That gets 'em every time! :D

and male bears wonder why they live alone.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 02:39:03 PM
My intellect tells me you are right, Stotan and IrrX.

But my heart tells me that I am not gonna be focused at all until I see what GULC has in store for me.

I love pretty girls as much as the next voracious woodland predator, but I don't think I can bring myself to enjoy tonight if I don't see these results. This is a truly sad day for all woodland creatures everywhere.

I might follow tink's advice if I can leave the office early enough to get home, grab this mail, and go back to the bar.

So be standoffish and uninterested. She'll freakin love it.
I'm always aloof, standoffish and uninterested, dood. How else does one meet girls? ???

Edit: I'm just feeling down because I am expecting a rejection. I think that desperation will be obvious to anyone who meets me tonight. Desperation =|= sexy.

ever try honesty, respect, and humor?

Those were never particularly alluring to me.

brutes never alluring julie.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 04, 2008, 02:40:17 PM
My intellect tells me you are right, Stotan and IrrX.

But my heart tells me that I am not gonna be focused at all until I see what GULC has in store for me.

I love pretty girls as much as the next voracious woodland predator, but I don't think I can bring myself to enjoy tonight if I don't see these results. This is a truly sad day for all woodland creatures everywhere.

I might follow tink's advice if I can leave the office early enough to get home, grab this mail, and go back to the bar.

check mail tomorrow morning after successful night. act disinterested. it shouldn't be hard until things heat up.

That's what she said.

julie predict record low temperatures.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 02:45:52 PM
My intellect tells me you are right, Stotan and IrrX.

But my heart tells me that I am not gonna be focused at all until I see what GULC has in store for me.

I love pretty girls as much as the next voracious woodland predator, but I don't think I can bring myself to enjoy tonight if I don't see these results. This is a truly sad day for all woodland creatures everywhere.

I might follow tink's advice if I can leave the office early enough to get home, grab this mail, and go back to the bar.

So be standoffish and uninterested. She'll freakin love it.
I'm always aloof, standoffish and uninterested, dood. How else does one meet girls? ???

Edit: I'm just feeling down because I am expecting a rejection. I think that desperation will be obvious to anyone who meets me tonight. Desperation =|= sexy.

ever try honesty, respect, and humor?
Nope! I usually just lay down plenty of bear traps and bait 'em with hunny, fishies and berries. That gets 'em every time! :D

and male bears wonder why they live alone.
Pff... You said you liked humor and honesty. Next time I'll just try my own approach!  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 04, 2008, 03:10:25 PM
it's 5:00 chez moi

i'm in arizona and overcaffeinated. we don't have daylight savings time here, so we spend part of the year 2 hours back from EST, and part of the year 3 hours back. i forgot what time of year it was  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 03:11:30 PM
I got a job with a certain test prep company, too, Tink.  My training should start next week, for a month.5 basis.

Congratulations!
Congrats Wally!  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 04, 2008, 03:12:19 PM
it's 5:00 chez moi


Edit: good god what happened to LSAC?

it looks like they hired a blind graphics designer to remodel it, huh?

i opened it up this morning, and literally spent 20 seconds staring dumbfounded at the screen.

the worst part: that's where some our LSDAS dollars went... to pay for that.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 04, 2008, 03:19:24 PM
and I want to be one of the cool instructors who hangs out with the kids at the bar afterward.

(Provided that's kosher with company policy.)

LOL @ this being my testmasters instructor.  He took half the class out to a bar on his last night and paid for everything.  He spent like $700.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 05:20:07 PM
No GULC letter at home. WTF?!  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 05:26:32 PM
No GULC letter at home. WTF?!  ???

not fun.  better go out and meet that girl now.
I'm thinking good thoughts. Mebbe it took the dean an extra day or two to write his little note of congrats or something?  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 04, 2008, 06:04:51 PM
The council has spoken. I am going to shower up and go hit the bar. If my friend was lying about this girl's level of cuteness, I will not be a happy bear tomorrow.

Wish me luck people. I need to get in at a T14 blind date tonight.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 04, 2008, 07:29:58 PM
I like how by seeing this post, I know it's my turn in Scrabble.

In more than one game. ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: gpbne on January 04, 2008, 10:09:49 PM
RED ALERT!  RED ALERT!


I love the formatting.  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 05, 2008, 12:56:39 AM
::raises hand::
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 05, 2008, 01:32:43 AM
back on campus, stayed in tonight (i'm the only one here) drank nati light, watched tv, had a great time
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 05, 2008, 08:01:32 AM
ITT Bearly just got back home. Taking questions.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 05, 2008, 08:15:52 AM
ITT Bearly just got back home. Taking questions.

I guess she was cute, neh?  Or had rolled in honey and salmon prior to the meeting?
No chemistry there, but my buddy's date started rubbing up on me and saying lots of inappropriate things. Him and I go back like 12 years, so I wasn't gonna let some random blonde get away with that....

...but it was only 1AM and I was at a seedy hipster bar in the village... more adventures ensued after we split from this particular set of ladies. :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 05, 2008, 04:40:46 PM
Wait wait wait.  Shampoo effect is like when you're in the shower, and you haven't put enough shampoo in your hair; then, you add just a little bit more, and suddenly there's plenty.  In other words, it's getting yourself re-drunk by only drinking a little more booze.  That's how I learned it anyway.

And yeah, Cotillion girl is a slut, but she's also a person.

That's my def of shampoo effect, also.

Like stay up all night drinking, go to bed drunk, wake up early, and after 1-2 drinks you're drunk again.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 05, 2008, 04:47:32 PM
Wow. Bearly just woke up and is badly hung over. Why has it been decided by the community that Coutillion girl is a massive slore?  ???

She sounds like a nice girl who likes to destroy her liver a little bit. Who can't appreciate that?  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 05, 2008, 04:57:26 PM
Wow. Bearly just woke up and is badly hung over. Why has it been decided by the community that Coutillion girl is a massive slore?  ???

She sounds like a nice girl who likes to destroy her liver a little bit. Who can't appreciate that?  :D


Did you hear from GULC yet/
Nope. But thanks for reminding me that life isn't all about drunken revelry but about law school anxiety.

You have pooped my party, Stotan. :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 05, 2008, 05:37:50 PM
This is a good question re: "flip-flopping"
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 05, 2008, 05:45:23 PM
Ron Paul has huge balls. He'll never win the presidency but he just called everyone else on how they keep trumpeting the constitution without actually conforming to it's rules.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 05, 2008, 05:49:24 PM
No matter what he says, Romney puts me to sleep.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 05, 2008, 05:52:04 PM
"best healthcare in the world"

new drinking game? every time a candidate says "best ---- in the world" take drink?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 05, 2008, 06:35:59 PM
I am really tempted to talk about this debate too, but this isn't the venue to do it. Start another thread eveman.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 05, 2008, 06:42:28 PM
Ok, does anyone think this analogy was really necessary?  I was just trying to do a little Ethics reading this morning while eating my Cheerios since the internet was out, and found this sentence a little out of place...

"As in safe sex, the term "covered member" is important in auditing ethics."

did it help you learn?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 05, 2008, 07:34:26 PM
Dinged at GULC. Praying for Boalt, but I think the dream is probably dead. Now it's time to get practical about money and 15-50 schools and study like a fiend in hopes of top 30% at whatever school I go to.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 05, 2008, 07:36:52 PM
Dinged at GULC. Praying for Boalt, but I think the dream is probably dead. Now it's time to get practical about money and 15-50 schools and study like a fiend in hopes of top 30% at whatever school I go to.

Awww no Bearly I'm sorry  :(
Thanks, but it's ok. I am in at Fordham, and if that's where I end up, I will be happy with it.  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 05, 2008, 07:39:30 PM
Dinged at GULC. Praying for Boalt, but I think the dream is probably dead. Now it's time to get practical about money and 15-50 schools and study like a fiend in hopes of top 30% at whatever school I go to.

Awww no Bearly I'm sorry  :(
Thanks, but it's ok. I am in at Fordham, and if that's where I end up, I will be happy with it.  :)

Bear, are you going to the ASD on the 15th?
Nope, I will be on a cruise that week. I am going to try to make it to the february or march ASW though.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 05, 2008, 07:42:50 PM
Dinged at GULC. Praying for Boalt, but I think the dream is probably dead. Now it's time to get practical about money and 15-50 schools and study like a fiend in hopes of top 30% at whatever school I go to.

Liters of meade coming your way, Bear (since it is honey-based.)  Sorry to hear.  Their loss, really.
OMG I love Mead!  :D

The russian word for hunny is actually mead... hmm..
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on January 06, 2008, 11:38:02 AM
and now what I just learned about last night has officially made me feel humiliated.  Ok kids.  Back to bed.

can't just leave us hanging! 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on January 06, 2008, 11:42:37 AM
Are you guys significantly older than normal?  My impression was that everyone was just out of UG with a couple notable exceptions.

I don't think tolerance really goes down until your 30s.

Edited for ridiculous sentence construction.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on January 06, 2008, 11:45:08 AM
Are you guys significantly older than normal?  My impression was that everyone was just out of UG with a couple notable exceptions.

I don't really think the tolerance really goes down until your 30s.

Haha I'm 22.  But getting drunk once a week or every two weeks is a big difference from getting drunk 3-4 times a week.

You'll readjust once school starts. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on January 06, 2008, 11:46:00 AM
Are you guys significantly older than normal?  My impression was that everyone was just out of UG with a couple notable exceptions.

I don't really think the tolerance really goes down until your 30s.

We're a pretty young crowd I think, especially by LSD standards.

MBW, dotlyn, and Jason_Perrlx are the only real old-timers that I can think of off the top of my head.

The rest of us are just a year or two out of UG, or still in it.

This was my impression, but I was confused by all of the old fogey talk. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 06, 2008, 11:51:28 AM
I'M DRINK RIGT OW.   >:(

Oh yea?!
I like Wally!  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mugatu on January 06, 2008, 11:59:36 AM
::claps::
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 06, 2008, 12:01:30 PM
sup tink.

Giants game and chicken noodle soup.

This is my last week as a "club" officer and I am EVER so glad.

WTF?!  ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 06, 2008, 12:16:34 PM
I'm only 24.

:(

certainly younger looking than reezy's grandmother


You're better looking, too, if that helps.
Ah. But are her chocolate chip cookies as good as your grandma's?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 06, 2008, 12:22:34 PM
I'm only 24.

:(

certainly younger looking than reezy's grandmother


You're better looking, too, if that helps.

hahaha, gee, thanks. :-\

and I make lovely cookies. I do.

and bearly's older than I am.
I am? We are both 24...

As for tink - I nominate tink for official MAS master chef. :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 06, 2008, 12:47:55 PM
Tink has a record of making yummy reductions of stuff my tummy likes. Read thread for details.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 06, 2008, 01:11:05 PM
I burnt my cheerios this morning.  :'(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 06, 2008, 01:43:43 PM
what most people don't understand about great cooking is it's really just a matter of taking simple food, and doing something interesting and tasty with it.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 06, 2008, 01:44:12 PM
brico

my $0.02:  nothing wrong with oakland, but i'd live in berkeley the first year. living in a shabby apartment is 30 % of what being a cal student is all about and it's best to minimize your commute as a 1L. plus it's not like cambridge or dc where you'll be spending most of the winter indoors. 

i think the area just north of hearst ave (between hearst and maybe Cedar or something) is great if you can find a place in your price range.  More grad-ish over there than in other areas of campus that are dominated by underclassmen.  Living in that area provides quick access to campus and, more importantly, Bongo Burger.  Bongo has a lot of landmeat free dishes including the falafel I mentioned previously.  stay away from anything too far west of campus on university unless either (like me) you enjoy watching knife fights between middle aged mexican men or that area has changed a lot in the last 6 or 7 yrs.  Anything near north Berkeley bart is not worth your time.  A lot of people I knew lived south of campus on telegraph in the area around people’s park.  It’s ok, I guess, but always struck me as a little lame.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 06, 2008, 01:51:19 PM
here's a good example of how to cook simple, tasty healthy food quickly. take macaroni and cheese. generic college kid crap. bad for you and NOT tasty. but here's what you can do with it:

-go to a grocery store that sells overstock health food (these are actually not hard to find if you take the time to look), and buy 1 box of organic whole-wheat macaroni and cheese (the list of ingredients on the box shouldn't be longer than 3 lines)
-bring a pot of water up to boil, and pour in the pasta
-add a handful of frozen sweet corn
-add a handful of frozen broccoli crowns
-add a little frozen cauliflower
-add some frozen green beans
-cook for 8 minutes, and then drain
-stir in cheese, 2% milk and butter
-add a generous amount of sliced fresh chili peppers (these things make just about any meal better, just fyi)

you now have a whole meal's worth of healthy, filling food. the total cost for all the ingredients is about $2.00
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 06, 2008, 02:01:15 PM
Patak’s tomato and cumin currypaste.  I mean the “spicy”  stuff made by Pakistani/Indian immigrants in England.  It's so authentic you can actually taste their frustration and alienation from British society.  You can eat that sh*t on rice, tofu, chicken or whatever and it’s like $3/jar.  Just don’t spill it in your refrigerator or you will have to move.  You can't even sand-blast it out.

http://www.amazon.com/Pataks-Curry-Paste-Hot-10oz/dp/B000JMDGZ0/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&s=gourmet-food&qid=1199653552&sr=1-24
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 06, 2008, 03:00:05 PM
top gun is soooo on tv right now.

the paper chase is too
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 06, 2008, 03:12:03 PM
I'M DRINK RIGT OW.   >:(

Oh yea?!

lord have mercy

lol.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 06, 2008, 06:41:01 PM
who's around?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: MHLM on January 06, 2008, 06:43:29 PM
i'm bored. and, obviously, around.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: MHLM on January 06, 2008, 06:47:59 PM
I'm catching up on 2007 music. I've listened to more Beirut and Okkervil River today than you'd think a person could stand...but it's great....and now....some LCD and Justice. fun

What's everyone doing?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 06, 2008, 06:52:50 PM
have woken up from another nap.

have not had any food since last night.

have not left my room since last night.

i have managed to get in quite a few lsd posts.

it wonderful way of life.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 06, 2008, 06:54:15 PM
ITT I ask LSD buddies to bet on who the idiot trolling my LSN account comments is. Any ideas?

http://www.lawschoolnumbers.com/display.php?user=BearlyLegal&action=cm
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: MHLM on January 06, 2008, 06:54:18 PM
I'm catching up on 2007 music. I've listened to more Beirut and Okkervil River today than you'd think a person could stand...but it's great....and now....some LCD and Justice. fun

What's everyone doing?

i stopped trying to keep up with new music around 2002.

That was the plan. At least all through 2007 proper. I had an addiction. But I just felt really really guilty. Then the new Radiohead album and I couldn't resist. I've been reading Pitchfork for like 48 hours straight.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 06, 2008, 06:54:35 PM
have woken up from another nap.

have not had any food since last night.

have not left my room since last night.

i have managed to get in quite a few lsd posts.

it wonderful way of life.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 06, 2008, 06:56:40 PM
then you'd have leave your computer.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 06, 2008, 06:58:15 PM
you poor thing.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 06, 2008, 07:00:01 PM
then you'd have leave your computer.

Congratulation on 20000 post! Your life is now officially devoid of meaning!!!!

only nerds hung up on post counts.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 06, 2008, 08:46:55 PM
ITT I ask LSD buddies to bet on who the idiot trolling my LSN account comments is. Any ideas?

http://www.lawschoolnumbers.com/display.php?user=BearlyLegal&action=cm

I can think of a few caustic LSDers it could be. Losers.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 06, 2008, 09:47:35 PM
here....soggy as a wet sandwich.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 06, 2008, 09:50:15 PM
i'm round, yet no one likes me   :'(

(to the tune of schoolhouse rock bill song)

"Ohh, i'm just a flame.  yeah, i'm just a flame.  and i'm sitting here flaming away.  well, it's a long, long journey, all the way to my comp chair."

Strangely enough, my eldest kids were singing this song (the original, not your version) just an hour ago.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 06, 2008, 09:51:57 PM
anyone around?

Hi.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: John Blackthorne on January 06, 2008, 09:54:55 PM
ITT I ask LSD buddies to bet on who the idiot trolling my LSN account comments is. Any ideas?

http://www.lawschoolnumbers.com/display.php?user=BearlyLegal&action=cm

I can think of a few caustic LSDers it could be. Losers.

i'm about as caustic as they come and it was not me.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 06, 2008, 10:08:08 PM
Just watched "In The Land Of Women" with a friend.  I know it is a girly movie.  Don't laugh.

Am now throroughly depressed by this movie though.  Anyone seen it?


BTW, have not left my bedroom-sitting room-bathroom at any point today.  I feel this is an accomplishment.

And here I thought I was doing good braving downtown San Diego for the time via car, and in a monsoon.  All for gluten-free dinosaurs at Whole Paycheck.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 06, 2008, 10:09:34 PM
Just watched "In The Land Of Women" with a friend.  I know it is a girly movie.  Don't laugh.

Am now throroughly depressed by this movie though.  Anyone seen it?


BTW, have not left my bedroom-sitting room-bathroom at any point today.  I feel this is an accomplishment.

You have a...sitting room?

It's not the having.  It's the admitting.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 06, 2008, 10:15:16 PM
Just watched "In The Land Of Women" with a friend.  I know it is a girly movie.  Don't laugh.

Am now throroughly depressed by this movie though.  Anyone seen it?


BTW, have not left my bedroom-sitting room-bathroom at any point today.  I feel this is an accomplishment.

You have a...sitting room?

It's not the having.  It's the admitting.

No, it's the having.

Eh, lots of homes from earlier periods have sitting rooms (our previous 1914 Foursquare had two.)  But slipping it into the conversation is more typical, in my mind, of a 90 year old dowager, not a 20-somthing guy.  OMG, Confused is in fact a 90 year old biddy.  Fess up!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 06, 2008, 10:22:06 PM
Hopefully the sun will return by the time you arrive.  Ugh, I'm getting moldy from all this precipitation.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 06, 2008, 10:28:06 PM
ah..bay area... pity. I'll be in LA Tuesday - Friday.



Hey, I'll be in Carlsbad from starting on Tuesday (finally take the kiddos to LegoLand.)  I'll wave in your general direction, send you "stay-away, denge-fever and other nasty germ" vibes for your trip.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 06, 2008, 10:42:41 PM
ah..bay area... pity. I'll be in LA Tuesday - Friday.



Hey, I'll be in Carlsbad from starting on Tuesday (finally take the kiddos to LegoLand.)  I'll wave in your general direction, send you "stay-away, denge-fever and other nasty germ" vibes for your trip.

<--- geographically ignorant.

where's carlsbad?

there is no shame in not knowing where carlsbad is.

Its by aviara right?

sheesh, don't know where this is either.
my mum lived in Venice...?

aviara is like 30 minutes north of san diego.  i'm not quite sure where carlsbad is, but I feel like its close.  Of course I could google this, but I mean, speculation is way better right?

Sorry - when you have kids, places like Carlsbad, Anaheim, Orlando become the centers of the universe ;).

Carlsbad is near Oceanside, about halfway between Long Beach and San Diego.  Venice is on the north side (near Marina del Rey and Santa Monica.)  Spouse's last contract was in Marina del Rey, so we spent much of last winter in the area.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 06, 2008, 11:30:14 PM
did i miss storytime?

not really.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 12:20:36 AM
I'm definitely going to regret staying up this late, but I don't feel like I have a choice.  I can't fall asleep tonight for some reason.
Ditto. Friday night really messed up my cycle. :( :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:49:41 AM
[Redacted: Confused in Brixton]


You have 3 minutes to read this and then I am off to bed.


julie has heard your story about drunken squirrels before.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 07, 2008, 09:28:36 AM
Finally got my mail. As anticipated, nothing from any LS.  :( ??? >:(

Stop being a b*tch.  ;D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 07, 2008, 10:42:42 AM
Finally got my mail. As anticipated, nothing from any LS.  :( ??? >:(

Stop being a b*tch.  ;D

i've gotta tell ya bear, the cute stuffed animal avatar doesn't really work with your cyber-male private part personality.

Yikes. At first I thought this was a reference to BearlyLegal, and I was very confused.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 07, 2008, 10:57:31 AM
brown bear's flirtation tactics are the worst these ol' eyes have ever seen.

bricolage's face is the worst these ol' eyes have ever seen.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 12:34:42 PM
brownbear is like the bizarro Bearly. 

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Bizarro.jpg)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 07, 2008, 01:17:48 PM
Wally when am I going to start getting my acceptances and rejections?


I think this belongs in the Ask Wallace Stevens thread. But if Wally has any insight to this, I would like to know too.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 01:43:57 PM
sorry cranes.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: t L on January 07, 2008, 01:59:34 PM
dinged at GULC. oh well. not suprised.  :-\

Sorry, pc.  :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 02:43:56 PM
lots of rhymes with "eh."
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 02:50:16 PM
lots of rhymes with "eh."

 ::) Awful.

let's hear yours, buttercup.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 02:53:10 PM
lots of rhymes with "eh."

haha
I truly appreciate the Fern.

you fine north american.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:00:45 PM
Qui etes-vous, Julie Fernoo?

julie very suspicious french-talk.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:02:11 PM
lots of rhymes with "eh."

haha
I truly appreciate the Fern.

you fine north american.

you pinko liberal.

wow.  you been paying attention, gomer.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:07:25 PM
lots of rhymes with "eh."

 ::) Awful.

let's hear yours, buttercup.

Fern is an LSD joke
Whose threads don't seem to croak.
Why all the uproar
For a grammar-less bore?
All she does is provoke.

threads not seem croak?  puh-leese.

there was a poster named tink
who took a great dump in her sink.
"my underwear's not sticky
due to my little tricky,
but now my dishes all stink."

eh?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:08:18 PM
the 'pinko' part was meant to be operative.

your post count is Bush's ZIP code. how's that feel?

only nerds pay attention to post counts.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:09:13 PM
Evidently Julie didn't like my poem.

eh?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:10:06 PM
lots of rhymes with "eh."

 ::) Awful.

let's hear yours, buttercup.

Fern is an LSD joke
Whose threads don't seem to croak.
Why all the uproar
For a grammar-less bore?
All she does is provoke.

threads not seem croak? puh-leese.

there was a poster named tink
who took a great dump in her sink.
"my underwear's not sticky
due to my little tricky,
but now my dishes all stink."

eh?


Nope. Turns out Julie just doesn't like me. Her loss :P

oh, you every bit as wonderful as you think.

but julie not letting you near her kitchen.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:11:48 PM
julie dean of admissions at whotsamotta u. school of law and leisure studies.  in her spare time, julie write award-winning poetry.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:14:18 PM
julie woman of mystery.

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:18:00 PM
julie woman of mystery.

Evidently Julie doesn't do straight answers.

julie encourage you put lots personal information on site, oh open one.  lead by example.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:18:51 PM
julie woman of mystery.

a lot of personal fulfillment, posting on a message board with non-friends who know nothing about you?

it wonderful way of life.  otherwise, julie might not get rub elbows with illustrious numbnuts such as you.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:19:31 PM
julie woman of mystery.



Evidently Julie doesn't do straight answers.

Tink, take comfort that once our cycles are over, we will leave LSD for good. Julie has dedicated a period of her life on the message board. Is there anything sadder than that?

you leaving?  promise?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:20:20 PM
julie woman of mystery.



Evidently Julie doesn't do straight answers.

Tink, take comfort that once our cycles are over, we will leave LSD for good. Julie has dedicated a period of her life on the message board. Is there anything sadder than that?

True. No.

kill piggy!  kill piggy!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:21:30 PM
julie woman of mystery.

Evidently Julie doesn't do straight answers.

julie encourage you put lots personal information on site, oh open one. lead by example.

Many people on this site know where I go to school.


well, spit it out, girlfriend.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:23:26 PM

If he's such a numbnuts, why reply?

julie used raise worms.  now she like trade messages with numbnuts.  some day, julie might start collecting used band-aids.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:24:20 PM
julie woman of mystery.

Evidently Julie doesn't do straight answers.

julie encourage you put lots personal information on site, oh open one. lead by example.

Many people on this site know where I go to school.


well, spit it out, girlfriend.

You gonna tell me where you go to law school? Tit for tat.

julie not catch name that law school.  come on, darlin', all lsd's cyber-stalkers holding their breath.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:25:36 PM
julie woman of mystery.



Evidently Julie doesn't do straight answers.

Tink, take comfort that once our cycles are over, we will leave LSD for good. Julie has dedicated a period of her life on the message board. Is there anything sadder than that?

you leaving? promise?

Julie I will be 100% gone by the time LS starts. I will not be taking questions like some law students do. I will be completely off this thing.

how we ever live without you?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:28:15 PM
julie woman of mystery.

Evidently Julie doesn't do straight answers.

julie encourage you put lots personal information on site, oh open one. lead by example.

Many people on this site know where I go to school.


well, spit it out, girlfriend.

You gonna tell me where you go to law school? Tit for tat.

julie not catch name that law school. come on, darlin', all lsd's cyber-stalkers holding their breath.

That's cause it's not a law school?

now you sound as if not even know what kind school you go.  it starting sound like community college.

but that ok.  julie love you not matter what.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: John Blackthorne on January 07, 2008, 03:28:42 PM

julie is really a 30 some year old man who may or may not be an attorney.  
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:29:29 PM
how long it take you come up that?

america's future leaders!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:31:21 PM
I must of missed this

fall from grace, you had another name before, yes?

yes.  mr. stinkypants, but no one would return his ims.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:32:00 PM
Haha. Oh Julie. So silly.

EDIT: Hey cranes/any other regulars, do I go to community college?


hey, if you have ask...
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:33:21 PM
Tink's school is literally the farthest thing away from a community college.


Hope that doesn't give it away tink!

of course it is!

p.s. julie smell purported elitism in air.  it sickly-sweet, and waft oh-so-gently on cyber-air.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:33:51 PM
Thanks confused :D You're a dear!

oh dear, oh dear.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:35:38 PM
hah tink, I was going to say, this is so not even worth fighting.
Community colleges probably aren't even allowed to think about your school

it always great see young people who think so highly of selves.

please say "hey" to muffy at the club for julie.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:36:37 PM
this is one of my favorite things in the world, listening to liberals talk about elitism. please continue, Fern.

oh, where to begin, mr. cervix ramone ellington xiv?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:38:00 PM
this is one of my favorite things in the world, listening to liberals talk about elitism. please continue, Fern.

ah.. don't encourage this...

julie hardly need encouragement.  now julie always want post here!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:39:05 PM
this is one of my favorite things in the world, listening to liberals talk about elitism. please continue, Fern.

oh, where to begin, mr. cervix ramone ellington xiv?

you can't even think up any good names. you suck at this.

ha ha!  julie love this guy.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 03:41:02 PM
Couple-a things:
1) Tink's school is thoroughly TTT! It was so TTT, I didn't even apply!  ;)
2) Do not feed the julies!  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:41:24 PM
hah tink, I was going to say, this is so not even worth fighting.
Community colleges probably aren't even allowed to think about your school

it always great see young people who think so highly of selves.

please say "hey" to muffy at the club for julie.


I think it's funny that you think I'm rich.

get over self.  julie referring to your moose lodge.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:42:08 PM
Julie, can you at least tell uswhere you did your undergrad before arriving at your lS??

can you tell julie length of that stick crammed up your ass?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:43:17 PM
Couple-a things:
1) Tink's school is thoroughly TTT! It was so TTT, I didn't even apply! ;)
2) Do not feed the julies! >:(

do not despair, oh anorexic future elites of america.  julie never leave you.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:44:11 PM
hah tink, I was going to say, this is so not even worth fighting.
Community colleges probably aren't even allowed to think about your school

it always great see young people who think so highly of selves.

please say "hey" to muffy at the club for julie.


I think it's funny that you think I'm rich.

get over self. julie referring to your moose lodge.

You must have me confused with someone a little further north.

not be so hard on self.  moose have much broader raqnge than most people know.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:44:52 PM
Couple-a things:
1) Tink's school is thoroughly TTT! It was so TTT, I didn't even apply! ;)
2) Do not feed the julies! >:(

I was very close to going to Tink's rival school for basketball. Sometimes I wish I did so I could say my school directly beat her at something.

julie suspect you do enough beating make up that deficit.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 03:46:08 PM
Couple-a things:
1) Tink's school is thoroughly TTT! It was so TTT, I didn't even apply! ;)
2) Do not feed the julies! >:(

I was very close to going to Tink's rival school for basketball. Sometimes I wish I did so I could say my school directly beat her at something.

Sigh. Once upon a time, we used to be good, too! The athletics at your school are FAR better than mine anyway. :(

go stags!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 03:52:22 PM
This is some weird sh*t.  Her poem was funnier, though.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: John Blackthorne on January 07, 2008, 03:53:03 PM
I must of missed this

fall from grace, you had another name before, yes?

a long time ago i had several other names.  i haven't been around much since this summer.  

"Julie F." really is a man.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 03:55:52 PM
Julie is an entity that exists wholly on the internets. She is neither man nor woman. She is something both more and less than human. She only agrees with liberal politicians because that is what her creator, Al Gore, has taught her to do. She has the instincts of every troll who has ever roamed a message board. You cannot win against her. Just give in and be friendy.

Hi Julie!  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 03:59:30 PM
julie is the credited troll.  nobody will ever even come close.  so much love!

not even lord of the dance can match her shtick.
Lord of the dance isn't even remotely funny or worth reading. Julie cracks me up sometimes. Julie is like a good troll angel. LOTD is a horsetroll of the apocalypse.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 07, 2008, 04:01:00 PM
julie is the credited troll.  nobody will ever even come close.  so much love!

not even lord of the dance can match her shtick.
Lord of the dance isn't even remotely funny or worth reading. Julie cracks me up sometimes. Julie is like a good troll angel. LOTD is a horsetroll of the apocalypse.

i sort of like lotd. he's ironic.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 04:16:26 PM
julie is pretty and she carries beautiful handbags.  she has fine taste in yogurt, and she lent me her john cougar mellencamp CD.  julie turned me on to j-horror and is adept at carving small animal figurines out of teak.
The further on in the cycle we go, the more abstract Brico's musings become..
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:17:09 PM
hah tink, I was going to say, this is so not even worth fighting.
Community colleges probably aren't even allowed to think about your school

it always great see young people who think so highly of selves.

please say "hey" to muffy at the club for julie.


I think it's funny that you think I'm rich.

get over self. julie referring to your moose lodge.

You must have me confused with someone a little further north.

not be so hard on self. moose have much broader raqnge than most people know.

Raqnge? Range.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/74/Moose_distribution.png/800px-Moose_distribution.png

julie figure you making someone sensational secretary.

http://www.mooseintl.org/public/Moosesearch.aspx

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:17:47 PM
This is some weird sh*t. Her poem was funnier, though.

you want weird, julie give you weird.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:18:55 PM
I must of missed this

fall from grace, you had another name before, yes?

a long time ago i had several other names. i haven't been around much since this summer.

"Julie F." really is a man.

not sniff julie's booty. it bad enough what you do her bicycle seat.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 04:19:12 PM
julie is pretty and she carries beautiful handbags.  she has fine taste in yogurt, and she lent me her john cougar mellencamp CD.  julie turned me on to j-horror and is adept at carving small animal figurines out of teak.
The further on in the cycle we go, the more abstract Brico's musings become..

i hope she doesn't turn into horsetroll.
No way, man. She's one of the good guys. :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:20:03 PM
Julie is an entity that exists wholly on the internets. She is neither man nor woman. She is something both more and less than human. She only agrees with liberal politicians because that is what her creator, Al Gore, has taught her to do. She has the instincts of every troll who has ever roamed a message board. You cannot win against her. Just give in and be friendy.

Hi Julie! :)

why hello, you condescending conservative wanker!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:20:57 PM
julie is the credited troll. nobody will ever even come close. so much love!

you demonstrate excellent judgment.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:23:57 PM
julie is the credited troll. nobody will ever even come close. so much love!

not even lord of the dance can match her shtick.

did you catch julie in riverdance?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:25:12 PM
julie is the credited troll. nobody will ever even come close. so much love!

not even lord of the dance can match her shtick.
Lord of the dance isn't even remotely funny or worth reading. Julie cracks me up sometimes. Julie is like a good troll angel. LOTD is a horsetroll of the apocalypse.

how long been since you cracked up?

you still on your meds?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 04:25:36 PM
Julie is an entity that exists wholly on the internets. She is neither man nor woman. She is something both more and less than human. She only agrees with liberal politicians because that is what her creator, Al Gore, has taught her to do. She has the instincts of every troll who has ever roamed a message board. You cannot win against her. Just give in and be friendy.

Hi Julie! :)

why hello, you condescending conservative wanker!
I told you, I am not conservative. As far as I am concerned, idiocy runs rampant on both sides of the political spectrum.

As for wanker... well...  :-[

Edit: Why are you so hostile today, Julie? Not enuff hunny in yer diet?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:26:47 PM
julie is pretty and she carries beautiful handbags. she has fine taste in yogurt, and she lent me her john cougar mellencamp CD. julie turned me on to j-horror and is adept at carving small animal figurines out of teak.

so that you!  julie want her diaphragm  back.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:28:51 PM
julie is pretty and she carries beautiful handbags. she has fine taste in yogurt, and she lent me her john cougar mellencamp CD. julie turned me on to j-horror and is adept at carving small animal figurines out of teak.

i like julie.

you fine american.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:29:49 PM
meeeee-ow, you little preppy dipshit.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 04:30:03 PM
tell me more about the figurines
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:31:22 PM
Julie is an entity that exists wholly on the internets. She is neither man nor woman. She is something both more and less than human. She only agrees with liberal politicians because that is what her creator, Al Gore, has taught her to do. She has the instincts of every troll who has ever roamed a message board. You cannot win against her. Just give in and be friendy.

Hi Julie! :)

why hello, you condescending conservative wanker!
I told you, I am not conservative. As far as I am concerned, idiocy runs rampant on both sides of the political spectrum.

As for wanker... well... :-[

Edit: Why are you so hostile today, Julie? Not enuff hunny in yer diet?

piggy so sorry piggy not cooperate.  piggy try be good.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 04:32:04 PM
Julie is an entity that exists wholly on the internets. She is neither man nor woman. She is something both more and less than human. She only agrees with liberal politicians because that is what her creator, Al Gore, has taught her to do. She has the instincts of every troll who has ever roamed a message board. You cannot win against her. Just give in and be friendy.

Hi Julie! :)

why hello, you condescending conservative wanker!
I told you, I am not conservative. As far as I am concerned, idiocy runs rampant on both sides of the political spectrum.

As for wanker... well... :-[

Edit: Why are you so hostile today, Julie? Not enuff hunny in yer diet?

piggy so sorry piggy not cooperate.  piggy try be good.
::petpet::
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:32:31 PM
Couple-a things:
1) Tink's school is thoroughly TTT! It was so TTT, I didn't even apply! ;)
2) Do not feed the julies! >:(

do not despair, oh anorexic future elites of america. julie never leave you.

so you're a fatass. good to know.

meeeee-ow, you little preppy dipshit.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:33:34 PM
Julie is an entity that exists wholly on the internets. She is neither man nor woman. She is something both more and less than human. She only agrees with liberal politicians because that is what her creator, Al Gore, has taught her to do. She has the instincts of every troll who has ever roamed a message board. You cannot win against her. Just give in and be friendy.

Hi Julie! :)

why hello, you condescending conservative wanker!
I told you, I am not conservative. As far as I am concerned, idiocy runs rampant on both sides of the political spectrum.

As for wanker... well... :-[

Edit: Why are you so hostile today, Julie? Not enuff hunny in yer diet?

piggy so sorry piggy not cooperate. piggy try be good.
::petpet::

if you must do that:  lower, and to left.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 04:35:51 PM
Walls:  does the Iowa flag really have IOWA written on it in big red letters like that?

and, for the record, E-man, I thought LOTD was a good schtick.  No idea why I'm telling you that ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 04:37:22 PM
Julie is an entity that exists wholly on the internets. She is neither man nor woman. She is something both more and less than human. She only agrees with liberal politicians because that is what her creator, Al Gore, has taught her to do. She has the instincts of every troll who has ever roamed a message board. You cannot win against her. Just give in and be friendy.

Hi Julie! :)

why hello, you condescending conservative wanker!
I told you, I am not conservative. As far as I am concerned, idiocy runs rampant on both sides of the political spectrum.

As for wanker... well... :-[

Edit: Why are you so hostile today, Julie? Not enuff hunny in yer diet?

piggy so sorry piggy not cooperate. piggy try be good.
::petpet::

if you must do that:  lower, and to left.
Ooo bebe! I didn't thunk you felt this way! Let's find some thread more private and see where it goes!  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 04:38:04 PM
Walls:  does the Iowa flag really have IOWA written on it in big red letters like that?

Haha, evidently yes, Jason: http://www.50states.com/flag/iaflag.htm

That's awesome. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:40:09 PM
Julie is an entity that exists wholly on the internets. She is neither man nor woman. She is something both more and less than human. She only agrees with liberal politicians because that is what her creator, Al Gore, has taught her to do. She has the instincts of every troll who has ever roamed a message board. You cannot win against her. Just give in and be friendy.

Hi Julie! :)

why hello, you condescending conservative wanker!
I told you, I am not conservative. As far as I am concerned, idiocy runs rampant on both sides of the political spectrum.

As for wanker... well... :-[

Edit: Why are you so hostile today, Julie? Not enuff hunny in yer diet?

piggy so sorry piggy not cooperate. piggy try be good.
::petpet::

if you must do that: lower, and to left.
Ooo bebe! I didn't thunk you felt this way! Let's find some thread more private and see where it goes! :)

never send boo boo do yogi's job.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:41:21 PM
Are you guys kidding me? 50 f-ing pages?

why, is that lot?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:42:19 PM
Are you guys kidding me? 50 f-ing pages?

68% Julie Fern nonsense

you welcome, princess.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:47:15 PM
i really wish someone would compile minutes for this thread. i don't even bother trying to keep up with it anymore.

here summary:  bull, bull, bull, something prescient from julie, bull.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:47:59 PM
Are you guys kidding me? 50 f-ing pages?

I made fun of you really badly twice, so you should read the whole thing.

PS Everyone:

Vanderbilt seems to be rejecting now. At least 4 LSN users say so.

yes, it was badly done.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 04:48:29 PM
Iowa:

(http://www.theus50.com/images/state-flags/iowa-flag.jpg)


France:

(http://library.thinkquest.org/TQ0312282/Countries/France%20flag.gif)

I see.  So they put the IOWA on there to make sure nobody confuses the place with the land of Satre. They're very practical out there in the middle.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:48:56 PM
community college servers must be down.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Eveman in Ingmarland on January 07, 2008, 04:49:13 PM

I see.  So they put the IOWA on there to make sure nobody confuses the place with the land of Satre.

i was more thinking international plagiarism.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 04:52:54 PM

I see.  So they put the IOWA on there to make sure nobody confuses the place with the land of Satre.

i was more thinking international plagiarism.

Listen, you slap an eagle on a flag and it's totally different flag.  In fact, it belongs to a whole 'nother catagory.  The world is divided up into places with eagle-flags and places with eagle-less flags.  And then there's whatever the f*ck brazil is supposed to be:

(http://www.enchantedlearning.com/southamerica/brazil/flag/Flagbig.GIF)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 04:55:26 PM
http://www.yardflags.us/blog/the-world%E2%80%99s-ten-worst-flags/

^-- This is a good website.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 04:55:59 PM
[Redacted: Confused in Brixton]


You have 3 minutes to read this and then I am off to bed.



@#!*.  Having a job sucks.

I'll pm you it so you dont feel left out if you really want to hear about it.
PM me too. I feel left out.  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:56:21 PM
[Redacted: Confused in Brixton]

You have 3 minutes to read this and then I am off to bed.


@#!*. Having a job sucks.

yes, but burger king just not same without him.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 04:57:26 PM
community college servers must be down.

Julie, if you want to join our facebook group you can. Just PM me your info. You'll then see where we all go to school...

julie doubt she can stand all that excitement.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 04:59:20 PM
bear that was awesome.  that texas flag is my new banner.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 05:02:31 PM
no offense, but is there some way to get julie banned from this thread? i can handle her in moderation, but this is a little much, no?

when julie feel rejected, it just make her want post that much more.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 05:02:49 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Flag_of_Yaroslavl_Oblast.png)

^-- Most badass flag.  ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaroslavl_Oblast
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 05:03:42 PM
E-man, I think you should at least try to understand her before you beg the mods to send her away.  She's been around for 20072 posts, there must be a reason.  Maybe she's Sand's alter-ego?

Why does Julie intentionally use incorrect grammar?  Why does she refer to herself as piggy?  What is the significance of the Paltrow avatar?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 05:08:20 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Flag_of_Yaroslavl_Oblast.png)

^-- Most badass flag.  ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaroslavl_Oblast

That is badass.  I mean, if it wasn't enough that he's an attack bear with a spear/axe thing, he's also sieg'ing some serious heil.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 05:08:31 PM
E-man, I think you should at least try to understand her before you beg the mods to send her away. She's been around for 20072 posts, there must be a reason. Maybe she's Sand's alter-ego?

Why does Julie intentionally use incorrect grammar? Why does she refer to herself as piggy? What is the significance of the Paltrow avatar?

no one can really be banned from lsd. trust julie.

julie has brain cloud, which affect her grammar, from eating tainted tuna fish.  piggy reference to lord of flies.  avatar is julie.  that other chick had some work done look like julie.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 07, 2008, 05:09:15 PM

I see.  So they put the IOWA on there to make sure nobody confuses the place with the land of Satre.

i was more thinking international plagiarism.

Listen, you slap an eagle on a flag and it's totally different flag.  In fact, it belongs to a whole 'nother catagory.  The world is divided up into places with eagle-flags and places with eagle-less flags.  And then there's whatever the f*ck brazil is supposed to be:

(http://www.enchantedlearning.com/southamerica/brazil/flag/Flagbig.GIF)

It's all from Comte, man.

"The motto Ordem e Progresso ("Order and Progress") in the flag of Brazil is inspired by Auguste Comte's motto of positivism: L'amour pour principe et l'ordre pour base; le progrès pour but ("Love as a principle and order as the basis; Progress as the goal"). It was inserted due to the fact that several of the people involved in the military coup d'état that deposed the monarchy and proclaimed Brazil a republic were followers of the ideas of Comte."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auguste_Comte

So now you know.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 05:09:40 PM
E-man, I think you should at least try to understand her before you beg the mods to send her away. She's been around for 20072 posts, there must be a reason. Maybe she's Sand's alter-ego?

Why does Julie intentionally use incorrect grammar? Why does she refer to herself as piggy? What is the significance of the Paltrow avatar?

oh the mysteries of life.

no mystery. you people need get around more.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 07, 2008, 05:11:10 PM
so, did you get that cafeteria job?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 05:11:31 PM
Dudes! Just got a call from Emory!!  ;D

congrats tink! 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 07, 2008, 05:12:20 PM
Congrats Tink!!!! :)

Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 05:12:57 PM

I see.  So they put the IOWA on there to make sure nobody confuses the place with the land of Satre.

i was more thinking international plagiarism.

Listen, you slap an eagle on a flag and it's totally different flag.  In fact, it belongs to a whole 'nother catagory.  The world is divided up into places with eagle-flags and places with eagle-less flags.  And then there's whatever the f*ck brazil is supposed to be:

(http://www.enchantedlearning.com/southamerica/brazil/flag/Flagbig.GIF)

It's all from Comte, man.

"The motto Ordem e Progresso ("Order and Progress") in the flag of Brazil is inspired by Auguste Comte's motto of positivism: L'amour pour principe et l'ordre pour base; le progrès pour but ("Love as a principle and order as the basis; Progress as the goal"). It was inserted due to the fact that several of the people involved in the military coup d'état that deposed the monarchy and proclaimed Brazil a republic were followers of the ideas of Comte."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auguste_Comte

So now you know.

Damn.  I liked it better when I thought it meant that Brazil is the land of giant space marbles.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 05:13:19 PM
Congratulations Tink!! Rawr!  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 05:14:25 PM
i like sierra leone's flag. it's simple and understated and fun to look at.

(http://www.rebirth.co.za/flags/sierra_leone_flag.jpg)

what's fun about that?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 07, 2008, 05:17:55 PM
Creative pennant-inspired flags are probably the best overall.

Consider Ohio:

(http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/images/oh_fi.gif)

and Nepal:

(http://nepal.saarctourism.org/gifs/nepal-flag2.jpg)

Please note that this post is not OSU trolling (nor is it Nepalese trolling.)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 05:24:04 PM
nepal wins.  ohio's is irritating.  the red o thing looks like a zit.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 06:15:55 PM
top one is albania, right?  what's the bottom one? 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 06:19:06 PM
here's hoping bear gets into boalt

(http://www.enchantedlearning.com/usa/flags/california/californiaflag.GIF)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 06:25:00 PM
here's hoping bear gets into boalt

(http://www.enchantedlearning.com/usa/flags/california/californiaflag.GIF)
This is a quality flag. :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 06:29:57 PM
Maybe you and Cali are meant to be?  :)

New York's flag isn't that great.  I avert my eyes from the bright orange whenever I see it around town.
I hope so! Berkeley, UCLA and Hastings are on the radar. Anyone know anything about how Hastings' placement compares to Fordham?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 06:32:03 PM
Brookyn's got some axe wielding vixen on its flag.  okay, maybe it's not an axe... but it's got spikes or something.  at least there's no orange

(http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/u/us-ny-bk.gif)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 06:34:01 PM
not that it's your bag, bear, but fordham's got a very good reputation in IP.  It's supposedly one of the top 5.  I heard that while I was working for a software firm in the bay area, so I think its reputation travels somewhat... at least in IP.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 06:34:50 PM
I would imagine that they're peer schools, with regional clout on either coast.  I can't imagine taking one degree to the other end, though.

Do you want to stay in NYC?  Or return?
I am kind of sick and tired of NYC to be honest. I don't know what I am going to do until I get the rest of my responses I guess.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 06:36:07 PM
not that it's your bag, bear, but fordham's got a very good reputation in IP.  It's supposedly one of the top 5.  I heard that while I was working for a software firm in the bay area, so I think its reputation travels somewhat... at least in IP.
Where haven't you lived, JP? I get the feeling like you have seen everywhere.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 06:43:34 PM
not that it's your bag, bear, but fordham's got a very good reputation in IP.  It's supposedly one of the top 5.  I heard that while I was working for a software firm in the bay area, so I think its reputation travels somewhat... at least in IP.
Where haven't you lived, JP? I get the feeling like you have seen everywhere.

I never lived in either new or old england.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 06:45:09 PM
not that it's your bag, bear, but fordham's got a very good reputation in IP.  It's supposedly one of the top 5.  I heard that while I was working for a software firm in the bay area, so I think its reputation travels somewhat... at least in IP.
Where haven't you lived, JP? I get the feeling like you have seen everywhere.

I never lived in either new or old england.
What about middle england?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_England
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 06:47:01 PM
I've been to Manchester, though I never lived there.  Cool place.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 06:51:23 PM
not that it's your bag, bear, but fordham's got a very good reputation in IP.  It's supposedly one of the top 5.  I heard that while I was working for a software firm in the bay area, so I think its reputation travels somewhat... at least in IP.
Where haven't you lived, JP? I get the feeling like you have seen everywhere.

I never lived in either new or old england.
What about middle england?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_England

I totally thought about both Middle English (Canterbury Tales) and Middle Earth. Gah! Bearly you're bringing out my inner English major...

that's exactly what i thought at first too.  but i don't have a cool excuse.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 06:52:03 PM
not that it's your bag, bear, but fordham's got a very good reputation in IP.  It's supposedly one of the top 5.  I heard that while I was working for a software firm in the bay area, so I think its reputation travels somewhat... at least in IP.
Where haven't you lived, JP? I get the feeling like you have seen everywhere.

I never lived in either new or old england.
What about middle england?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_England

I totally thought about both Middle English (Canterbury Tales) and Middle Earth. Gah! Bearly you're bringing out my inner English major...
Haha. I was thinking about Canterbury Tales as well. The Wife of Bath's tale was best because she was a giant slore way before being a giant slore was socially acceptable. :P
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 06:58:22 PM
I just spent 20 minutes catching up on this thread and it was not worth it.

Confused, I didn't even see where you made fun of me.
You have been decieved. :P
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 07:09:16 PM
whats a toord?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: jason_perrlx on January 07, 2008, 07:22:38 PM
whats a toord?

i'll tell you when you turn 35.

you're too good to me.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 07, 2008, 07:40:38 PM
How old are they?

One's 25, one's 22 or 23

They're nuts.  I'm not getting married until I'm at least 30, if ever.  And I'm definitely never having kids...I despise children.

Three of my best friends are getting married this summer.  Classic sorority mindset and Midwestern upbringing combination.   I'm slightly annoyed that for one of weddings, there isn't even going to be cake.  A $250 flight + 4hr drive to her crappy hometown and no cake?  BS.

Hey, I'm from the Midwest and I only know 1 couple that's engaged. They're 23/22. Woman is not in a sorority, however.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 07:57:43 PM
well i guess 30 isn't bad if you don't want kids.

Bwa ha ha.  I got married at 31, had a kid at 32, 34, 36 and 39. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 08:07:14 PM
well i guess 30 isn't bad if you don't want kids.

Bwa ha ha.  I got married at 31, had a kid at 32, 34, 36 and 39. 

I'm jealous.

Hey, enjoy your twenties.  I had a great time in my twenties, and so was definitely sure that I was ready to settle down when I met the right guy.  I almost got married at 26 - so, so, SO glad that one didn't work out (though it seemed so tragic at the time ;D.)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 08:15:36 PM
haha I'm more like a 40 year old compared to my peers

Don't worry - you'll even out by the time you reach 30 (reason #2954 why it's a good idea to wait until you're 30 to marry.)  Yeah, there are always some exceptions - take JP for instance ;).  He'll catch up to his peers around age 87.5.  But then, most of the men will be dead, and he'll have all the blue hairs for himself.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 08:19:11 PM
Well, I've got to go make dinner.  It's always a mistake to open the pouilly fume before searing the prawns and scallops.  (How much of the bottle will be gone by the time the lobster ravioli have boiled?)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 07, 2008, 08:23:12 PM
I never drink. Yet, I wish I had someone to go out with right about now.

If you were in Nashville I'd go with you.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 07, 2008, 08:30:43 PM
How old are they?

One's 25, one's 22 or 23

They're nuts.  I'm not getting married until I'm at least 30, if ever.  And I'm definitely never having kids...I despise children.

Three of my best friends are getting married this summer.  Classic sorority mindset and Midwestern upbringing combination.   I'm slightly annoyed that for one of weddings, there isn't even going to be cake.  A $250 flight + 4hr drive to her crappy hometown and no cake?  BS.

Hey, I'm from the Midwest and I only know 1 couple that's engaged. They're 23/22. Woman is not in a sorority, however.

At our last meeting of the year, all the senior girls have to stand at the front of the room and suck on a lemon if they aren't pinned or engaged.  ::) TG for Monday night classes getting you out of your last semester of meeting...

What does "pinned" mean?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 08:34:07 PM
Well, I've got to go make dinner.  It's always a mistake to open the pouilly fume before searing the prawns and scallops.  (How much of the bottle will be gone by the time the lobster ravioli have boiled?)


you're probably gone for now but..why do you want to go to law school anyway?

Water hasn't boiled (to be honest, I'm only five feet from the stove when I'm posting) so I'm back.

Short of it, I've gone as far as I believe I can promoting changes in federal Indian law without going to law school.  It's like being a great chef, but not having any recipes - yeah, you can cook a decent meal, but can you really create Babette's Feast?  There are so few Indian lawyers, and it seems those who are going into law school these days either want to escape the poverty endemic in Indian Country, so go into BigLaw, or get scooped up by gaming tribes or to develop tribal courts.  I want to overturn Oliphant, and make Rehnquist roll over in his grave. 

Did I answer in 100 words or less? ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 07, 2008, 08:55:43 PM
How old are they?

One's 25, one's 22 or 23

They're nuts.  I'm not getting married until I'm at least 30, if ever.  And I'm definitely never having kids...I despise children.

Three of my best friends are getting married this summer.  Classic sorority mindset and Midwestern upbringing combination.   I'm slightly annoyed that for one of weddings, there isn't even going to be cake.  A $250 flight + 4hr drive to her crappy hometown and no cake?  BS.

Hey, I'm from the Midwest and I only know 1 couple that's engaged. They're 23/22. Woman is not in a sorority, however.

At our last meeting of the year, all the senior girls have to stand at the front of the room and suck on a lemon if they aren't pinned or engaged.  ::) TG for Monday night classes getting you out of your last semester of meeting...

What does "pinned" mean?

If their boyfriend is in a frat, he can give her his fraternity pin in this big ceremony between the two houses.  It's pretty cheesy, but at least the couple has to buy everyone drinks that night... :)

It's also seen as a precursor to engagement, but not always...sometimes the guy just does it to keep the girl happy (for a while) and have an excuse for his parents to buy him and his friends beer.

Wow. I've never heard of this before. Do most women get engaged or pinned at your school before graduating?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: K? on January 07, 2008, 09:10:55 PM
How old are they?

One's 25, one's 22 or 23

They're nuts.  I'm not getting married until I'm at least 30, if ever.  And I'm definitely never having kids...I despise children.

Three of my best friends are getting married this summer.  Classic sorority mindset and Midwestern upbringing combination.   I'm slightly annoyed that for one of weddings, there isn't even going to be cake.  A $250 flight + 4hr drive to her crappy hometown and no cake?  BS.

Hey, I'm from the Midwest and I only know 1 couple that's engaged. They're 23/22. Woman is not in a sorority, however.

At our last meeting of the year, all the senior girls have to stand at the front of the room and suck on a lemon if they aren't pinned or engaged.  ::) TG for Monday night classes getting you out of your last semester of meeting...

What does "pinned" mean?

If their boyfriend is in a frat, he can give her his fraternity pin in this big ceremony between the two houses.  It's pretty cheesy, but at least the couple has to buy everyone drinks that night... :)

It's also seen as a precursor to engagement, but not always...sometimes the guy just does it to keep the girl happy (for a while) and have an excuse for his parents to buy him and his friends beer.

Eew.  Pinnings.  Gross.

P.S. I'm not sure if I'm allowed here or if this thread is an exclusive club.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 07, 2008, 09:13:48 PM
never heard of this before either. Urban canada, apparently, is a different planet.

Apparently, there are multiple planets within the midwestern US.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 09:19:05 PM
How old are they?

One's 25, one's 22 or 23

They're nuts.  I'm not getting married until I'm at least 30, if ever.  And I'm definitely never having kids...I despise children.

Three of my best friends are getting married this summer.  Classic sorority mindset and Midwestern upbringing combination.   I'm slightly annoyed that for one of weddings, there isn't even going to be cake.  A $250 flight + 4hr drive to her crappy hometown and no cake?  BS.

Hey, I'm from the Midwest and I only know 1 couple that's engaged. They're 23/22. Woman is not in a sorority, however.

At our last meeting of the year, all the senior girls have to stand at the front of the room and suck on a lemon if they aren't pinned or engaged.  ::) TG for Monday night classes getting you out of your last semester of meeting...

What does "pinned" mean?

If their boyfriend is in a frat, he can give her his fraternity pin in this big ceremony between the two houses.  It's pretty cheesy, but at least the couple has to buy everyone drinks that night... :)

It's also seen as a precursor to engagement, but not always...sometimes the guy just does it to keep the girl happy (for a while) and have an excuse for his parents to buy him and his friends beer.

Wow. I've never heard of this before. Do most women get engaged or pinned at your school before graduating?

never heard of this before either. Urban canada, apparently, is a different planet.

These guys live in the Twilight Zone, me thinks.  My parents were pinned (in 1957!)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: K? on January 07, 2008, 09:19:23 PM
Nice Bo avatar.  His boys just made a brilliant play.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 09:23:49 PM
Okay, dinner is fini.  Just a bit of leftovers for breakfast (lobster ravioli with wild scallops, prawns and asparagus, with a garlic-alfredo-sauce, garnished with basil and fresh cracked pepper - and fresh bagette, of course.)  I think I just gained 5lbs - but the bottle of pouilly is only half gone.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 07, 2008, 09:28:43 PM
never heard of this before either. Urban canada, apparently, is a different planet.

Apparently, there are multiple planets within the midwestern US.

What part of the Midwest are you from?  Generally, we don't consider Great Lakes states to be Midwestern.  You kind of need to be west of the Mississippi to count as Midwestern.  At least that's what the western edge of the Midwest says... :)

I guess I'm not Midwestern then. What am I then? Mideastern?  ;)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 09:30:27 PM
Okay, dinner is finis.  Just a bit of leftovers for breakfast (lobster ravioli with wild scallops, prawns and asparagus, with a garlic-alfredo-sauce, garnished with basil and fresh cracked pepper - and fresh bagette, of course.)  I think I just gained 5lbs - but the bottle of pouilly is only half gone.

ahhh seriously M, can I come eat at your house?
I'll bring dessert.  ;D

Any time, P.  If you don't mind accommodations are a bit cramped (30' RV.)  Though, we do usually eat out under the stars (well, when a foot of rain hasn't made our campsite into a mud-wrestler's dream.)

Will you bring the dessert from that fabulous shop?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 07, 2008, 09:41:44 PM
never heard of this before either. Urban canada, apparently, is a different planet.

Apparently, there are multiple planets within the midwestern US.

What part of the Midwest are you from?  Generally, we don't consider Great Lakes states to be Midwestern.  You kind of need to be west of the Mississippi to count as Midwestern.  At least that's what the western edge of the Midwest says... :)

I guess I'm not Midwestern then. What am I then? Mideastern?  ;)

That's what we call it.  ;) Haha obviously you know you can call yourself whatever you want.  I was just saying why our versions of "Midwestern" probably were so different.

"I'm from the Mideast"

I like the sound of that.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 09:43:55 PM
oh of course!

space is no problem: I'm a small person, you won't even notice me ;)

So it will only take three of my kids to bury you rather than the regular four? ;)

I have to confess, btw.  All the ingredients for the above mentioned meal can be obtained at Trader Joes.  Including the bread and wine.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 07, 2008, 09:47:33 PM
Chris-Mo

"I'm from the Old West"

I like the sound of that ;)

(http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-oldwest/CowboyOnHorse.jpg)

IRL I look A LOT like that guy
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 07, 2008, 09:50:43 PM
Chris-Mo

"I'm from the Old West"

I like the sound of that ;)

(http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-oldwest/CowboyOnHorse.jpg)


IRL I look A LOT like that guy


<----Laughing out loud at this.

so Chris, you carry around a lasso, as well? ;)

Ah, reminds me of home  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 07, 2008, 09:54:34 PM
Chris-Mo

"I'm from the Old West"

I like the sound of that ;)

(http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-oldwest/CowboyOnHorse.jpg)


IRL I look A LOT like that guy


<----Laughing out loud at this.

so Chris, you carry around a lasso, as well? ;)

Not everyday, only when I think I'll need it.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 10:46:20 PM
Okay, dinner is finis.  Just a bit of leftovers for breakfast (lobster ravioli with wild scallops, prawns and asparagus, with a garlic-alfredo-sauce, garnished with basil and fresh cracked pepper - and fresh bagette, of course.)  I think I just gained 5lbs - but the bottle of pouilly is only half gone.

ahhh seriously M, can I come eat at your house?
I'll bring dessert.  ;D

Any time, P.  If you don't mind accommodations are a bit cramped (30' RV.)  Though, we do usually eat out under the stars (well, when a foot of rain hasn't made our campsite into a mud-wrestler's dream.)

Will you bring the dessert from that fabulous shop?

 :D :D :D :D    I finally get it!!!  You said you had stories about years spent in an RV with people under 5' tall... They're, like, your children!!

You have no idea what I was imagining, M.

Knowing you, R., yes I can ;).
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 11:11:16 PM
I do actually want to go to school with someone I talk with on LSD. I think it would be hilarious.

You know what we do?  We unionize.  We say, Emory, you'll get cranes, you'll get tink, you'll get polly, you'll get reezy, you'll get confused, and you'll get stotan... but only if you take MBW and PennyLane.

That would almost certainly not work, but we should definitely try  :).

No, you should use me as a threat:  "If you don't let Penny in, we'll make you take MBW!"  We don't have to tell them I can't take the heat/humidity combination of Atlanta. (However, my best friend did his LLM at Emory, and made a fortune as a litigator, so go LSD union!  Just make sure you contribute to my old folks home fund.)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: mbw on January 07, 2008, 11:13:37 PM
wait, does this mean I'll have to move to the south and get pinned or something?

And learn to survive without water. (Atlanta has, like, three months supply of water due to severe drought.)

Grits. 
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 11:21:22 PM
I do actually want to go to school with someone I talk with on LSD. I think it would be hilarious.

You know what we do?  We unionize.  We say, Emory, you'll get cranes, you'll get tink, you'll get polly, you'll get reezy, you'll get confused, and you'll get stotan... but only if you take MBW and PennyLane.

That would almost certainly not work, but we should definitely try  :).
Wait, wait, wait... can I sign up for union benefits too? I would like Emory!  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 11:26:46 PM
I do actually want to go to school with someone I talk with on LSD. I think it would be hilarious.

You know what we do?  We unionize.  We say, Emory, you'll get cranes, you'll get tink, you'll get polly, you'll get reezy, you'll get confused, and you'll get stotan... but only if you take MBW and PennyLane.

That would almost certainly not work, but we should definitely try  :).
Wait, wait, wait... can I sign up for union benefits too? I would like Emory!  :)

I knew I was leaving somebody out.  Also TKM, if she'll settle for such a lowly institution (although I guess Tink will be able to do better, too).
Hey! I resent that!!!  >:(

Wait, no I dont't! Emory is awesome!  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 07, 2008, 11:36:01 PM
I do actually want to go to school with someone I talk with on LSD. I think it would be hilarious.

You know what we do?  We unionize.  We say, Emory, you'll get cranes, you'll get tink, you'll get polly, you'll get reezy, you'll get confused, and you'll get stotan... but only if you take MBW and PennyLane.

That would almost certainly not work, but we should definitely try  :).

I am for this.

Actually I would love to wind up with Dotlyn or iLuke. And Bearly, I not-so-secretly want you to apply to all the schools I did.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 07, 2008, 11:37:48 PM
I do actually want to go to school with someone I talk with on LSD. I think it would be hilarious.

You know what we do?  We unionize.  We say, Emory, you'll get cranes, you'll get tink, you'll get polly, you'll get reezy, you'll get confused, and you'll get stotan... but only if you take MBW and PennyLane.

That would almost certainly not work, but we should definitely try  :).

So if you all go to Emory and I wind up at GSU... are we still allow to hang. Or are you all automatically too cool for me?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: I am Penny Lane on January 07, 2008, 11:42:23 PM
I do actually want to go to school with someone I talk with on LSD. I think it would be hilarious.

You know what we do?  We unionize.  We say, Emory, you'll get cranes, you'll get tink, you'll get polly, you'll get reezy, you'll get confused, and you'll get stotan... but only if you take MBW and PennyLane.

That would almost certainly not work, but we should definitely try  :).

So if you all go to Emory and I wind up at GSU... are we still allow to hang. Or are you all automatically too cool for me?

I think you're the objectively cool one here.  So we could probably still hang, if only for the sake of our street cred.

That is true.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 07, 2008, 11:43:32 PM
I do actually want to go to school with someone I talk with on LSD. I think it would be hilarious.

You know what we do?  We unionize.  We say, Emory, you'll get cranes, you'll get tink, you'll get polly, you'll get reezy, you'll get confused, and you'll get stotan... but only if you take MBW and PennyLane.

That would almost certainly not work, but we should definitely try  :).

I am for this.

Actually I would love to wind up with Dotlyn or iLuke. And Bearly, I not-so-secretly want you to apply to all the schools I did.
:-*
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Pop Up Video on January 08, 2008, 12:22:16 AM
Bearly, is something different about you?  Have you been working out?

I like the new Bearly. He's sure to attract lots of Bear-lettes with a 'tar like that  ;)

wow, it's a new avatar frenzy!

and Tink has a partying self-tar, no less.  sweet.

Ain't nuthin' like karaoke  :)

Agreed.

<-- often sings karaoke to songs he doesn't know the words to
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 05:23:02 AM
Seriously though. Let's go to school together.

oh, julie so in.  it be instant clique.  now that fast work!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 05:25:38 AM
we should all dress alike.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 05:26:06 AM
we need own language, too.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 06:04:54 AM
Bearly, is something different about you?  Have you been working out?
Of course! Rawr! Coming out of hybernation soon yanno?

Also, you have become a skate. Badass.

..Also, Penny and Tink have changed 'tars too. It looks like Penny stole some of Tink's cheeryness or somethin'.  :P
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 08:23:56 AM
Why do people get married when they are so young. I mean... I was engaged when I was 22, but at least I had the foresight and sanity to chill a bit and think about it. Geez, kids - there is plenty of time to get ball-and-chain-pwned, don't rush in!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 08:35:18 AM
Why do people get married when they are so young. I mean... I was engaged when I was 22, but at least I had the foresight and sanity to chill a bit and think about it. Geez, kids - there is plenty of time to get ball-and-chain-pwned, don't rush in!

This poor housemate of mine is in the first relationship of his life, and, in my opinion, is confusing the affection and emotional involvement of being in a reasonably long relationship with true love.  This girl swiped his v-card, and it's like she was immediately deified by him.

The rest of our pledge brothers give this marriage two years until she fucks him over.  Although he's awfully wealthy, so she might make the smart play and treat him well.
This just explained everything, dood. I feel really bad for your brother. We have all been there, and it's not a good place to be. You dated this girl - do do you think she is marriageable?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 08:53:26 AM
Why do people get married when they are so young. I mean... I was engaged when I was 22, but at least I had the foresight and sanity to chill a bit and think about it. Geez, kids - there is plenty of time to get ball-and-chain-pwned, don't rush in!

This poor housemate of mine is in the first relationship of his life, and, in my opinion, is confusing the affection and emotional involvement of being in a reasonably long relationship with true love.  This girl swiped his v-card, and it's like she was immediately deified by him.

The rest of our pledge brothers give this marriage two years until she fucks him over.  Although he's awfully wealthy, so she might make the smart play and treat him well.
This just explained everything, dood. I feel really bad for your brother. We have all been there, and it's not a good place to be. You dated this girl - do do you think she is marriageable?

Honestly, no.  She's a pretty big nutcase.

But this guy is a real goofball too.  He's cool and all, but he has like a trillion idiosyncrasies (like, for example, being insanely jealous of me for having dated his fiance).  And he knows that he can get a little bit bizarre at times, and his thought process--I don't know this, but I will bet money on it--is that if he doesn't marry this girl, what if he can't find another girl who'll fall in love with him (or, you know, tolerate him)?

Needless to say, I can't really talk to him about the situation, since I'm like not even allowed to look at this girl anymore.  But our friends who've tried to talk some sense into him say that he gets into this "soulmate" bull, which is firstly bizarre, because he's a pretty aceball guy and should not be lapsing into romantic histrionics, and secondly, it's just more evidence that he's worried he won't find another girl to marry, so he's going to pull the trigger on this relationship basically as insurance.

This stuff makes me sick.  But I mean, I'm relationship-phobic, so maybe that's just me.
Thing is, he is 21 and it sounds like he hasn't been burned really badly yet. His possessiveness is a pretty typical sign of that. I feel for your situation, but his entire perspective is colored in a cloud of pixie dust (no offense, Tink). When all is said and done, he will end up a single, miserable bachelor like you and I, and only then will his life truly begin!  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 08:55:56 AM
Why do people get married when they are so young. I mean... I was engaged when I was 22, but at least I had the foresight and sanity to chill a bit and think about it. Geez, kids - there is plenty of time to get ball-and-chain-pwned, don't rush in!

This poor housemate of mine is in the first relationship of his life, and, in my opinion, is confusing the affection and emotional involvement of being in a reasonably long relationship with true love.  This girl swiped his v-card, and it's like she was immediately deified by him.

The rest of our pledge brothers give this marriage two years until she fucks him over.  Although he's awfully wealthy, so she might make the smart play and treat him well.
This just explained everything, dood. I feel really bad for your brother. We have all been there, and it's not a good place to be. You dated this girl - do do you think she is marriageable?

Honestly, no.  She's a pretty big nutcase.

But this guy is a real goofball too.  He's cool and all, but he has like a trillion idiosyncrasies (like, for example, being insanely jealous of me for having dated his fiance).  And he knows that he can get a little bit bizarre at times, and his thought process--I don't know this, but I will bet money on it--is that if he doesn't marry this girl, what if he can't find another girl who'll fall in love with him (or, you know, tolerate him)?

Needless to say, I can't really talk to him about the situation, since I'm like not even allowed to look at this girl anymore.  But our friends who've tried to talk some sense into him say that he gets into this "soulmate" bull, which is firstly bizarre, because he's a pretty aceball guy and should not be lapsing into romantic histrionics, and secondly, it's just more evidence that he's worried he won't find another girl to marry, so he's going to pull the trigger on this relationship basically as insurance.

This stuff makes me sick.  But I mean, I'm relationship-phobic, so maybe that's just me.

I know two people with this exact same logic.  Its terrible.
That's disgusting.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 09:05:12 AM
Why do people get married when they are so young. I mean... I was engaged when I was 22, but at least I had the foresight and sanity to chill a bit and think about it. Geez, kids - there is plenty of time to get ball-and-chain-pwned, don't rush in!

This poor housemate of mine is in the first relationship of his life, and, in my opinion, is confusing the affection and emotional involvement of being in a reasonably long relationship with true love.  This girl swiped his v-card, and it's like she was immediately deified by him.

The rest of our pledge brothers give this marriage two years until she fucks him over.  Although he's awfully wealthy, so she might make the smart play and treat him well.
This just explained everything, dood. I feel really bad for your brother. We have all been there, and it's not a good place to be. You dated this girl - do do you think she is marriageable?

Honestly, no.  She's a pretty big nutcase.

But this guy is a real goofball too.  He's cool and all, but he has like a trillion idiosyncrasies (like, for example, being insanely jealous of me for having dated his fiance).  And he knows that he can get a little bit bizarre at times, and his thought process--I don't know this, but I will bet money on it--is that if he doesn't marry this girl, what if he can't find another girl who'll fall in love with him (or, you know, tolerate him)?

Needless to say, I can't really talk to him about the situation, since I'm like not even allowed to look at this girl anymore.  But our friends who've tried to talk some sense into him say that he gets into this "soulmate" bull, which is firstly bizarre, because he's a pretty aceball guy and should not be lapsing into romantic histrionics, and secondly, it's just more evidence that he's worried he won't find another girl to marry, so he's going to pull the trigger on this relationship basically as insurance.

This stuff makes me sick.  But I mean, I'm relationship-phobic, so maybe that's just me.

I know two people with this exact same logic.  Its terrible.
That's disgusting.

One of them is a girl who is attached to her d-bag boyfriend.  She's hot too.  So it wouldn't be a problem for her to find anyone new!
It's sad when this kind of thing happens to guys. But it's downright tragic when it happens to girls. I know so many great females who are ruined by this kind of thing.

I know one woman who is absolutely brilliant, incredibly sexy, caring, fantastic at umm... "intimate stuff", basically a perfect woman. She does have a serious problem, though, in that she is slightly bipolar. Last week she got in a fight with her D-bag BF, and he thought it prudent to flush her pills down the toilet.

She stayed with him.

I was not happy with my friend. At all.  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Startin Up Soon! on January 08, 2008, 09:50:30 AM
I literally have the exact opposite problem.  I find someone to obsess over, but then once I win/get them, I immediately lose all interest/want to move on.  I'm terrible.

Its all about the chase
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 10:09:53 AM
Why do people get married when they are so young. I mean... I was engaged when I was 22, but at least I had the foresight and sanity to chill a bit and think about it. Geez, kids - there is plenty of time to get ball-and-chain-pwned, don't rush in!

This poor housemate of mine is in the first relationship of his life, and, in my opinion, is confusing the affection and emotional involvement of being in a reasonably long relationship with true love. This girl swiped his v-card, and it's like she was immediately deified by him.

The rest of our pledge brothers give this marriage two years until she fucks him over. Although he's awfully wealthy, so she might make the smart play and treat him well.

so, you frat boy.

what shock!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 10:12:25 AM
i really really like the term v-card.

julie guessing yours never swiped.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: siski on January 08, 2008, 10:13:55 AM
When I'm at my pointless work study job and I'm bored, I read MAS for fun. Y'all keep me from falling asleep. Keep up the good work.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 10:15:11 AM
you welcome.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 10:35:36 AM
What is a stilton, Brico? Stop being so cryptic all the time.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 10:48:41 AM
woo, all caught up with this baby.

bearly & 'fused - it's an (often rank) cheese.  yumyum.

(http://www.westpointmarket.com/images/products/detail/ch-50-1312-colston%20basset%20stilton%20copy.jpg)




i see we've unionized.  poo.  too late to apply to emory?
That looks delicious!  :D /drool.

Someone get ILoveCheese in here to evaluate it.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 10:49:45 AM
Also, do you mind if I start calling you Brie-colage? Yumyum.  :)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 10:59:14 AM
I got burned pretty badly, but then I went on a bit of an irresponsible spree, and found myself unfulfilled. I think I am ready to get burned really badly again sometime soon!  :D

Edit: I found that if someone can't get under your skin enough to seriously damage you, they probably can't get under your skin enough to make you very happy either. At least this seems to be the case for me.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 11:02:28 AM
oh and reezy, expect at least 2 days for me to accept your facebook friendship.


Wow dude. I thought Reez was autoadmit for sure.  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 11:04:06 AM
oh and reezy, expect at least 2 days for me to accept your facebook friendship.




i enjoy your waitlist.

Yeah, I thought it was time to click that button.  I considered starting a thread; "Just Friended Confused; Taking Questions," but decided not to.

But seriously a-hole, don't make me sit there for too long.  I'll drop the request.  I don't need this as much as you do.
^-- This is what I intend my LOCIs to look like!  ;D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 11:07:14 AM
Bear!  Turn off your filter!
Hehehe... but I always get a chuckle from those times that posters call me a poohead or a feminine hygiene product face.  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 11:11:06 AM
i really really like the term v-card.

julie guessing yours never swiped.

I just got new one. i born again. you neeed converting?

your card look awfully small julie.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 11:12:51 AM
i really really like the term v-card.

julie guessing yours never swiped.

I just got new one. i born again. you neeed converting?

your card look awfully small julie.
I laughed.

my "about me" is a Young Jeezy quote.  that is both fun and normal.

I can't see your wall or any extra fbook pics until i actually friend you.  however, i have not seen any loci to convince me to push that button.

blow me.

how's that?

or I could tell you a hookup story that involved throwing up into a cuisinart.
If I knew I could get to hear awesome regurgitation stories, I would have WL'd you too dood. :P

What happened?!
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 11:13:19 AM
I literally have the exact opposite problem. I find someone to obsess over, but then once I win/get them, I immediately lose all interest/want to move on. I'm terrible.

Awesomely correct. This is how I am. I love the chase and hate thinking about what comes after.

Sorry ladies of LSD, I'm not exactly highly date-able. Was once, before (like Bear said) I got burned. But also as Bear said, I'm grateful it happened.

maybe you two can date each other.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 11:15:04 AM
Bear! Turn off your filter!
Hehehe... but I always get a chuckle from those times that posters call me a poohead or a feminine hygiene product face. :D

that must happen lot.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 11:17:22 AM
If I knew I could get to hear awesome regurgitation stories, I would have WL'd you too dood. :P

What happened?!

I'll tell you once Julie's gone to bed.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 11:18:10 AM
Bear! Turn off your filter!
Hehehe... but I always get a chuckle from those times that posters call me a poohead or a feminine hygiene product face. :D

that must happen lot.
It totally does!  :D

Quote
I'll tell you once Julie's gone to bed.
I'm holding you to that.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 01:25:19 PM
Hi kids, anyone around?

I dunno about everyone being damaged goods. I used to be THE WORST chaser (NO interest after I snagged the guy), but then! found...the boy. And there will probably be a ring on my finger within a year. When you've got true love, don't let it slip away, right?
Good luck, Tink!  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 01:32:51 PM
This thread really is GAK! I can't help it that I like all you guys tho.  :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 01:35:00 PM
This thread really is GAK! I can't help it that I like all you guys tho.  :-\

We like you too, Bear. It really is the mutual appreciation society.

What did GAK stand for?
I don't know! I think it's the sound you make when you do what Reezy did inside the cuisineart though.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 01:39:56 PM
Pretty sure it's Gratuitous Ass Kissing.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 01:43:18 PM
The bear just made that up, but it seems to make sense, right?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 01:43:59 PM
my boyfriend just gave me the next hour to learn about diamonds...anyone know anything about diamonds?
4C's are important. I used to work at a Jewelry store and was engaged once. Ask away.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 01:45:59 PM
Any and all ladies who are "chasers" and get bored easily have not met bear yet.  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 01:47:31 PM
my boyfriend just gave me the next hour to learn about diamonds...anyone know anything about diamonds?
4C's are important. I used to work at a Jewelry store and was engaged once. Ask away.

i don't know. tell me anything so i look like i tried. why should i learn about diamonds anyway?
Is your BF going to propose to you? I don't know why you should learn about them. What do you want to know? How to choose one? What the value is based on? How they are mined? Do they go well with snausages?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 01:54:56 PM
my boyfriend just gave me the next hour to learn about diamonds...anyone know anything about diamonds?
4C's are important. I used to work at a Jewelry store and was engaged once. Ask away.

i don't know. tell me anything so i look like i tried. why should i learn about diamonds anyway?

http://www.mwdiamonds.com/4cs.htm
TITCR.

Someone quickly give me a rundown on this movie. I like scrubs but I am not gonna watch the movie.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 01:59:13 PM
We talked about early weddings and relationship phobias. Reezy promised to talk about one time he vomited in a cuisinart. Julie said some things. Pretty much the usual.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:00:16 PM
"Michael and Jenna have been a couple for three years who want to get married and start a family...a move that could come true when Jenna announces that she's pregnant. But Michael is worried that his life and youth as he knows them are over for good, until at a wedding of a friend, he meets a free-spirited college co-ed, named Kim, who opens his eyes and tempts him. However, none of the relationships with the people around Michael and Jenna are concept (?) or stable. Michael's friend Izzy is unwilling to let go of his childhood sweetheart Arianna; Kenny is a handsome stud who fears commitment to his latest conquest Danielle; and Chris is a co-worker who's dominated by his neurotic and overbearing wife, Lisa, over raising their newborn son. Even Jenna's parents, Stephen and Anna, are having problems over their long-suffering marriage, leading to them bickering with one another."
Does he end up with the cute 3-year LTR wife or the incredibly sexy interloper?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:06:54 PM
K we got totally sidetracked (then again, isnt that the point of MAS).

So...diamonds? I know nothing. Is TKM getting engaged? What does a "good" engagement ring go for nowadays?
Basically 8ish g's if you want something non-ostentatious and not embarrassing. Also depends on woman's knuckle size. :P
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: siski on January 08, 2008, 02:17:10 PM
Me & my husband got our wedding rings at a pawn shop for cheap. Nothing like profiting off other people's failed marriages. :D

Diamonds are overrated and environmentally destructive. Save your money for something useful.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:21:59 PM
Me & my husband got our wedding rings at a pawn shop for cheap. Nothing like profiting off other people's failed marriages. :D

Diamonds are overrated and environmentally destructive. Save your money for something useful.
Seriously. Tell that dood to look out. Bears are hungry this time of year.  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: MHLM on January 08, 2008, 02:25:28 PM
Diamonds are overrated and environmentally destructive. Save your money for something useful.

Seconded! It's just a symbol. And there's always cubic zirconia.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: MHLM on January 08, 2008, 02:28:02 PM
Diamonds are overrated and environmentally destructive. Save your money for something useful.

Seconded! It's just a symbol. And there's always cubic zirconia.

Not...quite...the same.

To me it is. It looks the same. Same effect. Then again, I'm not one of those girls that's into jewelry.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:29:42 PM
Diamonds are overrated and environmentally destructive. Save your money for something useful.

Seconded! It's just a symbol. And there's always cubic zirconia.

Not...quite...the same.

To me it is. It looks the same. Same effect. Then again, I'm not one of those girls that's into jewelry.
You single?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: siski on January 08, 2008, 02:30:19 PM
Me & my husband got our wedding rings at a pawn shop for cheap. Nothing like profiting off other people's failed marriages. :D

Diamonds are overrated and environmentally destructive. Save your money for something useful.
Seriously. Tell that dood to look out. Bears are hungry this time of year.  >:(

He is duly warned to be on his guard. ;)

Seconded! It's just a symbol. And there's always cubic zirconia.

I also hear you can get your loved ones' or pets' cre-mains compressed into a diamond-like gem.

... "What a lovely stone! Did your husband get it for you?"
" No... It is my husband." ...
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:30:55 PM
Me & my husband got our wedding rings at a pawn shop for cheap. Nothing like profiting off other people's failed marriages. :D

Diamonds are overrated and environmentally destructive. Save your money for something useful.
Seriously. Tell that dood to look out. Bears are hungry this time of year.  >:(

He is duly warned to be on his guard. ;)

Seconded! It's just a symbol. And there's always cubic zirconia.

I also hear you can get your loved ones' or pets' cre-mains compressed into a diamond-like gem.

... "What a lovely stone! Did your husband get it for you?"
" No... It is my husband." ...
This is some absurdly creepy *&^%.  :o
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:33:58 PM
How come all the cute but frugal girls are on LSD but are not anywhere to be found in NYC?  ???

I don't get it. I'm not cheap but I am tired of being a meal ticket in all my relationships.  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: MHLM on January 08, 2008, 02:34:32 PM
Me & my husband got our wedding rings at a pawn shop for cheap. Nothing like profiting off other people's failed marriages. :D

Diamonds are overrated and environmentally destructive. Save your money for something useful.
Seriously. Tell that dood to look out. Bears are hungry this time of year.  >:(

He is duly warned to be on his guard. ;)

Seconded! It's just a symbol. And there's always cubic zirconia.

I also hear you can get your loved ones' or pets' cre-mains compressed into a diamond-like gem.

... "What a lovely stone! Did your husband get it for you?"
" No... It is my husband." ...
This is some absurdly creepy poo.  :o

Yea. Now that, is just gross. But really, why is it hard to believe that some women aren't interested in a big rock on their finger? Personally, I just think it's dumb.
Confused, no, not a flame.
and Bearly, yes, single.  :-*
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:35:19 PM
Me & my husband got our wedding rings at a pawn shop for cheap. Nothing like profiting off other people's failed marriages. :D

Diamonds are overrated and environmentally destructive. Save your money for something useful.
Seriously. Tell that dood to look out. Bears are hungry this time of year.  >:(

He is duly warned to be on his guard. ;)

Seconded! It's just a symbol. And there's always cubic zirconia.

I also hear you can get your loved ones' or pets' cre-mains compressed into a diamond-like gem.

... "What a lovely stone! Did your husband get it for you?"
" No... It is my husband." ...
This is some absurdly creepy poo.  :o

Yea. Now that, is just gross. But really, why is it hard to believe that some women aren't interested in a big rock on their finger? Personally, I just think it's dumb.
Confused, no, not a flame.
and Bearly, yes, single.  :-*
OMG! TY! PM me ASAP!

(Sorry Penny, I <3 you but you are so very taken!)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: MHLM on January 08, 2008, 02:37:15 PM
Nor'm I, but I like the idea of heirloom jewelry. When I get engaged, I get my grandmother's engagement ring.

That I can understand. I think it's very different than expecting some extravagant purchase from the SO though.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:38:13 PM
Jersey isn't that great.  Don't listen to her.
I am tempted to listen to Wally's advice on this one. Jersey girls often remind me of Meadow Soprano, and I can't deal with nasal voices so much.

Also, many Jersey girls seem to like meatheads, and I am usually getting beaten up by meatheads. :(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 02:39:17 PM
How come all the cute but frugal girls are on LSD but are not anywhere to be found in NYC? ???

I don't get it. I'm not cheap but I am tired of being a meal ticket in all my relationships. >:(

Bearly, you need to get out of the city. Maybe hit the Jersey side. Jersey girls are where it's at :)

if, by "it," you mean vd.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:41:37 PM
I think that most Jersey girls end up NYC girls and then Jersey girls again.  It's hard to distinguish.
I lul'd.  :D

How come all the cute but frugal girls are on LSD but are not anywhere to be found in NYC? ???

I don't get it. I'm not cheap but I am tired of being a meal ticket in all my relationships. >:(

Bearly, you need to get out of the city. Maybe hit the Jersey side. Jersey girls are where it's at :)

if, by "it," you mean vd.
Then I lul'd some more.  :D

Nor'm I, but I like the idea of heirloom jewelry. When I get engaged, I get my grandmother's engagement ring.

That I can understand. I think it's very different than expecting some extravagant purchase from the SO though.

My SO is a dirt-po' grad student. No extravagant purchases there  ;)

Jersey isn't that great.  Don't listen to her.
I am tempted to listen to Wally's advice on this one. Jersey girls often remind me of Meadow Soprano, and I can't deal with nasal voices so much.

Also, many Jersey girls seem to like meatheads, and I am usually getting beaten up by meatheads. :(

Totally false, Bear. You've been hanging out with the wrong Jersey girls. We are not all nasally. Nor do we all like meatheads.
True, but you seem to be taken too. This is why I am gonna try to throw absurdly weak internet-game at MHLM and see where it takes me! (Prediction: Nowhere!)
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: MHLM on January 08, 2008, 02:44:39 PM
Jersey isn't that great.  Don't listen to her.
I am tempted to listen to Wally's advice on this one. Jersey girls often remind me of Meadow Soprano, and I can't deal with nasal voices so much.

Also, many Jersey girls seem to like meatheads, and I am usually getting beaten up by meatheads. :(

Bearly, NYC I'm sure has every kind of girl. I think a lot of them, however, have aspirations of some grand relationship, just because NYC is conducive to those kind of larger-than-life dreams. You need to head to the midwest or pacific northwest. I think the Bay area would be good for you too....hopefully Boalt will agree with me.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:45:31 PM
Jersey isn't that great.  Don't listen to her.
I am tempted to listen to Wally's advice on this one. Jersey girls often remind me of Meadow Soprano, and I can't deal with nasal voices so much.

Also, many Jersey girls seem to like meatheads, and I am usually getting beaten up by meatheads. :(

Every person I have met from New Jersey I have disliked.  Delbarton is my lest favorite high school in the nation.

Tink.  You are on the priority waitlist...

Thanks 'fused.

Delbarton is also my least favorite high school in the nation.

That school sends way too many kids to my ug.  I hate them and new jersey.

Haha. They send a lot to my ug too. I live across the hall from one, actually. But why all the hate on NJ?
I had Georgi Vodka (made in Trenton) once, and it permanently soured my attitude about your home state, Tink.  >:(
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:47:43 PM
Jersey isn't that great.  Don't listen to her.
I am tempted to listen to Wally's advice on this one. Jersey girls often remind me of Meadow Soprano, and I can't deal with nasal voices so much.

Also, many Jersey girls seem to like meatheads, and I am usually getting beaten up by meatheads. :(

Bearly, NYC I'm sure has every kind of girl. I think a lot of them, however, have aspirations of some grand relationship, just because NYC is conducive to those kind of larger-than-life dreams. You need to head to the midwest or pacific northwest. I think the Bay area would be good for you too....hopefully Boalt will agree with me.
Don't get me wrong. NYC has a lot of people of all stripes... they just tend to get lost in all the madness sometimes.

Boalt would be sooooooo dreamy. ::swoon::
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 02:59:44 PM
That woman from grey's anatomy and knocked up is awfully pretty. I don't watch the show though. :-\
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 03:09:13 PM
Does anyone know why Grey's Anatomy is the most popular show on TV?

High drama, beautiful people.
They should make a TV show based loosely on the events of the life of BearlyLegal.  :D
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 04:00:57 PM
'Dozo sent out decisions?!  ??? :o
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 04:08:09 PM
Does anyone know why Grey's Anatomy is the most popular show on TV?

High drama, beautiful people.
They should make a TV show based loosely on the events of the life of BearlyLegal. :D

they already have.  it called simpsons.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 04:09:00 PM
'Dozo sent out decisions?!  ??? :o

Evidently they're calling and giving out scholarships. Check out the "Accepted Today" thread. I know how you feel Bear...I am:  :-\ :'(
Why?! You and I are both surely autoadmit. Check FB for my last name. That's why I assume I haven't gotten the call yet.
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 04:12:30 PM
'Dozo sent out decisions?!  ??? :o

Evidently they're calling and giving out scholarships. Check out the "Accepted Today" thread. I know how you feel Bear...I am:  :-\ :'(
Why?! You and I are both surely autoadmit. Check FB for my last name. That's why I assume I haven't gotten the call yet.

Hah! Oh, Bear...  :P
What?! What!?  ???
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: Julie Fern on January 08, 2008, 04:12:58 PM
'Dozo sent out decisions?! ??? :o

Evidently they're calling and giving out scholarships. Check out the "Accepted Today" thread. I know how you feel Bear...I am: :-\ :'(
Why?! You and I are both surely autoadmit. Check FB for my last name. That's why I assume I haven't gotten the call yet.

hmmm...pyle.  gomer, that you?
Title: Re: MAS: Don't Disturb the Sexy
Post by: BearlyLegal on January 08, 2008, 04:14:09 PM