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Title: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: The Negotiator on June 15, 2006, 06:54:33 PM
The Negotiator.


Advocacy, negotiation, general representation and dispute resolution. Experienced with Internet culture.


Cases handled to date -- (*) denotes client:


Adehmar(*) v. Duck
Type:         Personal dispute (LSD)
Resolution:   Settled


View final settlement agreement (http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,65281.msg1458961.html#msg1458961)


About The Negotiator.


(i)   An attorney must put aside personal affairs and act purely in a client's interest. I do just this. Ergo, my on-board alter-ego is irrelevant.

(ii)  That said, I am not the same person as "GoogIer." I have been asked more than once.

(iii) I cannot reveal my regular posting name, it might limit the clients I could take.


I am a little slice of what we shall all become. I am The Negotiator. If you don't like it, you're entering the wrong vocation.

To retain my services or those of my firm, please post in this thread. Tags welcome to monitor activity.

Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: burnt scott on June 15, 2006, 09:59:09 PM
negotiator, may you be warned that taking on that task has international and political difficulties that may make the task impossible to complete.
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: burnt scott on June 15, 2006, 10:01:40 PM
edit: all LSD parties.

this is a significant distinction to make.
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: burnt scott on June 15, 2006, 10:14:00 PM
what about alec for being a heat fan?
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: burnt scott on June 15, 2006, 11:19:54 PM
you can always declare war on her.

she's used to people doing odd *&^% because of her.
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: krumanadi on June 16, 2006, 10:37:42 AM
you can always declare war on her.

she's used to people doing odd *&^% because of her.

 :D
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: The Poster on June 16, 2006, 02:24:41 PM
Negotiator, I notice that your practice is growing rapidly. I would like to offer my contract-drafting services as a paralegal to aid in your future work if you find yourself overburdened.
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: The Poster on June 16, 2006, 02:31:29 PM
Negotiator,

I have had no direct conact with Another Negotiator and have no way to contact her, sorry. Please let me know if you are ever in need of my services. My skills are strongest in research and initial drafting, though I do admit that proofreading is a weakness of mine. If you are able to review my work with the same grace and eye for detail that you showed last night, I believe we would make an excellent team.
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: The Poster on June 16, 2006, 02:35:59 PM
Mr. Duck,

Thank you for your offer. I remain impressed by the expedient and successful agreement we were able to reach on behalf of my client and yourself last night. I do indeed foresee other work necessitating drafting and contract assembly, and if you would be so kind as to monitor this thread I will alert you here when your services may be required.

Again, thank you for your gracious offer. I look forward to working with you in future.

Will do. Thank you. :)
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: BrerAnansi on June 17, 2006, 05:30:42 PM
What is the extent of this here negotiator's practice...and how much does she charge?
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: BrerAnansi on June 17, 2006, 05:37:44 PM
I've got a few birds hassling me via PM.  Can he/she handle that...or is it a private matter?
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: BrerAnansi on June 17, 2006, 05:50:11 PM
It could be any of the above.  You know how chicks are...squawking in my ear...I didn't really take the time to differentiate...it's all chick craziness to me...

What I'm thinking is this...I retain you, chicks get the message I'm serious...no need for it to even get out of hand...

Get it right...I handle my bitches Willy...but with this law school application pro-cesssss..I don't have the time...
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: BrerAnansi on June 17, 2006, 06:05:24 PM
Done...now earn that retainer...
 ;)
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: BrerAnansi on June 17, 2006, 06:16:29 PM
I'm out...I thought this was a classy outfit...but it looks like they let just about anybody in here...I understand you gotta do your  pro-boner work or whatnot Negotiator...but I didn't wear this here three piece suit for association with less than quality folk...damn
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: nasty molé on June 17, 2006, 06:54:06 PM
tag
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: nasty molé on June 17, 2006, 11:35:45 PM
Girl if it lasts for an hour, thats all right
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that don't ask no questions, yeah
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: nasty molé on June 17, 2006, 11:37:11 PM
shhhhhh
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: nasty molé on June 17, 2006, 11:42:59 PM
Are you trying to out me?
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: nasty molé on June 17, 2006, 11:57:05 PM
I haven't got all night this time.
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: __ on June 21, 2006, 11:51:14 AM
f-in can "tha negotiator" negotiate DUIS?

not sure, but I think she has IUDS
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: The Poster on June 21, 2006, 04:12:34 PM
Adhemar is suing for peace already? Some war pffff. Or is he negotiating in bad faith?

I am not at liberty to discuss my client's affairs, other than to convey a statement he has authorized me to release:

"I'm off this board unless you can ENSURE!!! that the climate improves. I have better *&^% to do than hang around while jerks like XXXXX and XXXXX take shots at me. Seriously. Fix this if you can -- if not, it's honestly more fun at xo"

[XXXXX names removed]


I am deeply troubled by the intolerance, brinksmanship and unkind atmosphere evident in the quotations I was shown. I will be pursuing the matter.

I'd like to offer my help in bringing peace back to the board. Let me know if there is anything I can do.
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: jorge on June 21, 2006, 04:58:44 PM
I'll get you, adehmar.
Title: Re: The Negotiator's HQ - Need representation?
Post by: So Yeah.... on September 09, 2006, 12:50:41 PM
hit a nerve, did I?

I suppose that's not terribly difficult for an ill-willed ignoramus to do.

actually it is.  i've been trying for days and i haven't managed it.