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Title: Emotional Venting
Post by: nonobvious on July 24, 2004, 08:42:50 PM
"Friends, we must remember that experiences like these show what people are truly made of. I don't know about you, but at the moment, I am made of incandescent fury."
--Onion excerpt, but might as well be a fortune cookie.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: Ginatio on July 24, 2004, 08:50:18 PM
huh? what are you mad about?

"Friends, we must remember that experiences like these show what people are truly made of. I don't know about you, but at the moment, I am made of incandescent fury."
--Onion excerpt, but might as well be a fortune cookie.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: casino on July 24, 2004, 08:51:33 PM
i wish i had a larger cock.  sorry, i just had to vent a bit.

casino
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: NYKnicks on July 24, 2004, 08:57:12 PM
wow, thats sorta outta nowhere


"Friends, we must remember that experiences like these show what people are truly made of. I don't know about you, but at the moment, I am made of incandescent fury."
--Onion excerpt, but might as well be a fortune cookie.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: nonobvious on July 24, 2004, 09:00:35 PM
Boys who say one thing, then do another.
Or *someone* other.



...And Casino, as eloquent and insightful as your comment was, unfortunately I don't think penis enlargement would be much help in this situation.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: Ginatio on July 24, 2004, 09:09:35 PM
meh. he screwed up. dump him and move on. you're gonna be a lawyer soon.

Boys who say one thing, then do another.
Or *someone* other.



...And Casino, as eloquent and insightful as your comment was, unfortunately I don't think penis enlargement would be much help in this situation.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: nonobvious on July 24, 2004, 09:25:24 PM
What was that line from Legally Blonde, about "spreading seed" counting as "reckless abandonment"?

And in that genre, I don't have a pet to steal back from him, but I would say his shirt is mine by common law.


And yes Ginatio, hopefully law school will teach me other tricks for exacting reparation in future...
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: NYKnicks on July 24, 2004, 09:28:25 PM
who needs law school to exact reparation, just do it now
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: nonobvious on July 24, 2004, 09:37:53 PM
True, true. A waitress-friend of mine who was gang-raped exacted her revenge in part by pouring corn syrup (?) into the gas tank to wreck this one guy's new car...
(The other part being a merciless beat-down courtesy of her guy friends).


...Of course my situation is far from that level, but I'll do what I can, pre Revenge-degree.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: Ginatio on July 24, 2004, 09:40:14 PM
gang-raped?  :-\

at least she got a decent PS topic out of it...

True, true. A waitress-friend of mine who was gang-raped exacted her revenge in part by pouring corn syrup (?) into the gas tank to wreck this one guy's new car...
(The other part being a merciless beat-down courtesy of her guy friends).


...Of course my situation is far from that level, but I'll do what I can, pre Revenge-degree.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: NYKnicks on July 24, 2004, 09:43:59 PM
Thats pretty brutal, I mean what they did to her, not what she did to the car. Hey, you could use a milder approach to the car damage theme. Get some friends to flip his car upside down and cover it in aluminum foil, spread glue on the ouside, break some down pillows and stick the feathers on. Its complicated, but I actually saw this happen last year at school, too bad I wasn't around to see the owner's reaction.

True, true. A waitress-friend of mine who was gang-raped exacted her revenge in part by pouring corn syrup (?) into the gas tank to wreck this one guy's new car...
(The other part being a merciless beat-down courtesy of her guy friends).


...Of course my situation is far from that level, but I'll do what I can, pre Revenge-degree.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: nonobvious on July 24, 2004, 09:50:22 PM
Ha! Ginatio, that is so the prototypical LSD reaction; "compelling PS topic-- I can say that, with a 95% confidence interval, adcoms would be willing to offset at least XYZ points from that person's index".


But no, the closest she ever came to law was forensic science, and a little beat-cop duty, before she became a waitress.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: nonobvious on July 24, 2004, 09:58:39 PM
Gee, thanks Knicks-- see, deciding to go to law school is teaching me valuable things already!

But the key with the corn syrup (I think it was corn syrup, maybe it was something else) was that it would basically ruin the engine, and ruin him by having to pay for expensive repairs, but it would also be untraceable to her-- practically impossible to prove, and very likely no one would figure out the cause of the problem.


(And yes, a very very horrible thing, she didn't really go into details but she was pretty calm telling the story, because it happened a really long time ago and she's had time to come to terms with it since then).
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: NYKnicks on July 24, 2004, 10:08:19 PM
Clever girl, kill the car, a man's pride and joy. Well, maybe not, I know some people who worship their computers with some pretty Pagan rituals. Come to think of it, this one computer worshipperliked to refer to himself in the third person as "Mr. David" and when asked his age, said "Mr. David is 26, but his mid is over 5000 years old". Hey introduce this guy to your ex and your problems are all solved.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: guyutegirl (Jew-Lo) on July 24, 2004, 10:17:11 PM
Simple. Just wait till he falls asleep, then cut his balls off and sew em to his chin.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: NYKnicks on July 24, 2004, 10:23:59 PM
sounds so subtle, yet I think he might wake up before anyone can get to the sew onto chin part.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: nonobvious on July 24, 2004, 11:07:10 PM
ah, see that's the part where you cut a deal with a med student-- you promise not to file malpractice suits against them, they give you anesthetic and sutures, no questions asked.

okay kids goodnight. & thanks for your um, therapeutic advice :)
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: thechoson on July 25, 2004, 11:52:01 AM
If you really want revenge on a guy, this is how you do it.

Knock him out.  Then stick a power drill up his urethra, and start drilling.  It's an awesome feeling
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: thechoson on July 25, 2004, 12:06:41 PM
No, if you want to be drilled, you should get it up the ass
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: Nickleback on February 25, 2007, 12:19:39 AM
Sigh.
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: blueballs on February 25, 2007, 12:21:30 AM
No, if you want to be drilled, you should get it up the ass

I thought that was my goal here?
Title: Re: Emotional Venting
Post by: Nickleback on February 25, 2007, 12:21:55 AM
Up and at 'em.