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Title: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 10, 2005, 01:37:34 PM
me

damn wifey is two states away
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: drowles on June 10, 2005, 01:39:09 PM
me

been too long...WILL score soon..
hopefully..  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 10, 2005, 01:45:28 PM
me...

it's been almost 2 weeks :'(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: NathanB on June 10, 2005, 01:52:34 PM
What the hell, I'll sign up.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on June 10, 2005, 03:09:59 PM
yup, sad to say.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: laur0212 on June 10, 2005, 03:36:11 PM
Hmmm...about a month and a half...I can't reveal how long it was before that, its just too embarassing.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Abevigoda on June 10, 2005, 03:40:30 PM
It's harder once you're off campus.  It was so easy at the Big Ten.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on June 10, 2005, 03:42:17 PM
yup, leaving westwood makes this whole enterprise so much harder.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: laur0212 on June 10, 2005, 03:54:44 PM
I had an easier time when living off campus...what gives me a hard time now is the fact that I live with my parents.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Abevigoda on June 10, 2005, 04:32:02 PM
Me too.  It really makes things difficult.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 10, 2005, 06:22:53 PM
you little female dog, phanny!!

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 10, 2005, 06:25:24 PM
you should know marriage comes with SOME advantages merc.

it's hard to enjoy those advantages from two damn states away!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 10, 2005, 07:16:59 PM
she is in texas

i'm in tennessee
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 10, 2005, 07:36:10 PM
wanna cuddle Merc?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 10, 2005, 07:38:35 PM
T strikin while the iron's hot!

and by iron... you mean???
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 10, 2005, 07:41:31 PM
oh... I though you meant the iron that's keeping my phone warm.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Abevigoda on June 11, 2005, 07:11:33 AM
Zing!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 11, 2005, 09:30:07 AM
I am now the president o' the land of seckshul frustration.

Just Sayin.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 11, 2005, 02:24:30 PM
why the hell are you not getting any, court?

Brave, I can understand why he isn't, but you?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 11, 2005, 02:34:17 PM
actually, I spend every afternoon oogling the frat boys.

It's my hobby.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 11, 2005, 02:37:13 PM
actually, I spend every afternoon oogling the frat boys.

It's my hobby.

Wow, I've never met anyone so sexually frustrated that they went that far... Where the heck is T?? He's gonna love this...

I try not to say crap like that when T is around.  He stays hot and bothered enough as it is.

Actually, it's Pride weekend, so T is probably very seckshully liberated right about now.....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 11, 2005, 02:41:13 PM
If T is any indication, it's a good thing they can't reproduce

I'm talking bunny numbers here.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 14, 2005, 11:25:49 PM
actually, I spend every afternoon oogling the frat boys.

It's my hobby.

Wow, I've never met anyone so sexually frustrated that they went that far... Where the heck is T?? He's gonna love this...

I just read this...

.... hummana hummana... and I'd do either of those guys..
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 15, 2005, 11:06:36 AM
bumpty bump
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 15, 2005, 11:49:27 AM
hahahahahahahahaha


 ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 15, 2005, 11:49:45 AM
still there

but tomorrow night I can remove my name from the list

hopefully several times removed.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 15, 2005, 11:51:27 AM
fucker4

four times?

if you insist.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 15, 2005, 11:59:14 AM
at least - i'd be disappointed in anything less

and she'll be unable to walk with anything more.....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 15, 2005, 12:14:18 PM
>:( grrrr... it's screwdriver time
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 16, 2005, 07:56:28 AM
This thread scares me.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 16, 2005, 08:00:16 AM
so true.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on June 16, 2005, 08:09:35 AM
Where there is porn there is no frustration.



That sounded downright philosophical.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 16, 2005, 08:55:26 AM
but there's something to be said about just laying in bed fantasizing, and not jerking off...

...what... who said that?

damn, I just sounded like a chick
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 16, 2005, 09:05:06 AM
that's like giving yourself blueballs.  who in sam hell does that?? ;)

I've never had blue balls... I still don't believe it's true.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 16, 2005, 09:12:19 AM
I'm putting K on this list
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 16, 2005, 09:14:25 AM
I'm putting K on this list

good

and true dat pres
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 16, 2005, 09:22:07 AM
baump-chicka-waaah-wahhhhh
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 16, 2005, 09:15:23 PM
ok
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on June 16, 2005, 09:20:40 PM
fine - rub it in

i'm gonna begin a countdown

37 days - ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

As I always say: Dont rub it in, rub it out.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 16, 2005, 09:24:20 PM
I just want something... y'know... now.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on June 16, 2005, 09:24:42 PM
Can Tiger Woods have too much practice before the Open?  I think not.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on June 16, 2005, 10:39:29 PM
Hey, y'all aren't the only frustrated ones here.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on June 17, 2005, 01:38:15 AM
What's with all this self-imposed seckshul frustration? I'm just plain not gettin any. That should count for more than that.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 17, 2005, 08:25:41 AM
Maybe you and Brave can help each other out and solve each others' problem.  ;)

Ah to be young again...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 17, 2005, 08:33:56 AM
Ha. True Pres.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 17, 2005, 10:32:27 AM
Merc prolly isn't in this category anymore... poopy sosa Merc. :(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 17, 2005, 10:56:01 AM
I am sure Merc is no longer a member of this club.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on June 17, 2005, 10:56:34 AM
My condition is far worse than any of yours and yet I dont feel frustrated. 










Am I myopic? 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on June 17, 2005, 11:00:59 AM
there's prob a point at which it's not as big of a deal anymore. you're just after that poitn.

this is probably true.  Its all good though.  I will continue to wait until a good thing comes my way, and it will.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 17, 2005, 11:01:40 AM
there's prob a point at which it's not as big of a deal anymore. you're just after that poitn.

this is probably true.  Its all good though.  I will continue to wait until a good thing comes my way, and it will.


This has always been my motto and has worked out quite well for me.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 17, 2005, 02:25:50 PM
Pres you agreed to your situation, may I remind you.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 17, 2005, 02:44:49 PM
I agree Brave. You can be the president really.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 17, 2005, 02:45:59 PM
Nole and T-  You both sure post in here a lot.  any room for negotiation?  Might I lend a hand in working this deal out, so to speak?

I'll talk... but only if she puts her little brother on the table.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 17, 2005, 02:47:49 PM
Ha! No siblings on the table. He is into woman T. Sowwy.

I am really not sexually frustrated. Just bored.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 17, 2005, 02:48:56 PM
Ha! No siblings on the table. He is into woman T. Sowwy.

I am really not sexually frustrated. Just bored.  ;)

I'm not really sexually frustrated either... I'm just always horny ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 17, 2005, 04:14:40 PM
aye aye

you'll go faaaarrrgggghhh in this position lad.

(I'm being a pirate)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 20, 2005, 10:21:38 AM
*Merc walks into the thread*

*Merc points and laughs*

*Merc walks out shaking his head and chuckling to himself*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 20, 2005, 10:30:59 AM
:'(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 20, 2005, 10:35:46 AM
yeah... is this gonna be a weekly thing?

or did she come back with you?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 20, 2005, 11:54:49 AM
I'll be back there late Wednesday/early Thurs night.

Just a few days.  I can make this one okay.

Then she's coming back with me for a week

after that, THREE WEEKS apart.

Damn.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 20, 2005, 12:00:22 PM
Merc, just for you, one of the baddest quotes in modern-day cinema:


"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell female private part and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old female private part, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no female private part here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... @#!* off. "

That quote, and the "parking scene" are my two favorites.  And any time the pikey speaks.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 20, 2005, 12:04:46 PM
I take it youve also seen "Lock, stock, and two smoking barrels" correct?

yeah.  couldn't find a good Bullet Tooth Tony pic, so i went with Big Chris for the avatar.  The sig is a Snatch quote, though.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 20, 2005, 12:22:06 PM
I can't wait, for those 3 weeks.  it'll be really funny around here :D

sorry Merc :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on June 20, 2005, 09:23:16 PM
I'm back. Was never away from this thread, actually. :(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 20, 2005, 09:33:28 PM
me neither poop
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 21, 2005, 06:18:15 AM
I'm still laughing at this thread
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 21, 2005, 06:56:04 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 21, 2005, 08:03:33 AM
>:(

:-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 21, 2005, 08:05:23 AM
yeah, what can I say he's a QT314159
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 21, 2005, 08:08:56 AM
yeah, what can I say he's a QT314159

not this morning.

I look like a used up hooker this morning.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 21, 2005, 08:11:00 AM
yeah, what can I say he's a QT314159

not this morning.

I look like a used up hooker this morning.

I'm really not that picky
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Abevigoda on June 21, 2005, 08:34:04 AM
Merc, you've been all hookers all the time the past couple of days.  What gives?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Abevigoda on June 21, 2005, 10:50:02 AM
You'd think they would help relieve a bit of the frustration, unless scratchy balls are more frustrating than blue ones.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 21, 2005, 12:18:03 PM
aww sollly SD
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 21, 2005, 12:20:07 PM
Oh, dont be sorry for me!  I can add secluded beach by a campfire to my list of "spots" in that other thread now.   8)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: hammer101 on June 21, 2005, 12:22:38 PM
Girlfriend just left after being here since Thursday after a 4 week separation.  I feel like a used up hooker!

I don't think I've ever experienced that feeling before....lucky bastard!  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 21, 2005, 12:24:50 PM
Oh, dont be sorry for me!  I can add secluded beach by a campfire to my list of "spots" in that other thread now.   8)

NICE!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 21, 2005, 12:55:06 PM
Ha Ha Ha. "No see ems"!!! Just had to explain that to someone this weekend.  :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 22, 2005, 09:17:25 AM
They were bad here too.  :(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: hammer101 on June 22, 2005, 09:23:23 AM
First comes anger, then acceptance
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 09:23:56 AM
ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH



>:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 22, 2005, 09:25:34 AM
Poor Pres. You wedding night is going to be awesome though.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 22, 2005, 09:28:00 AM
Poor Pres. You wedding night is going to be awesome though. ;)

or he's going to be sportin wood throughout the ceremony.

could go either way
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 09:29:59 AM
that's hot

hey Merc... you showered?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 22, 2005, 09:32:33 AM
Poor Pres. You wedding night is going to be awesome though. ;)

or he's going to be sportin wood throughout the ceremony.

could go either way

ooooooooo

Good point.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 22, 2005, 09:40:33 AM
yes, I've showered.  Now I'm even MORE snugglefresh.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 09:41:12 AM
yes, I've showered.  Now I'm even MORE snugglefresh.

yay!
wnna snuggle?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 22, 2005, 09:46:46 AM
only if you wear the tiara
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 09:47:38 AM
only if you wear the tiara

okie
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 11:57:39 AM
sowwy...

unknown number of days >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 12:05:02 PM
not really - can't you solve this at any time by "ordering out"?? ;)

but I don't know when Ima do that ;)
I actually went to read some personals on craigslist...  ppl are into weird *&^%!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: karl marx on June 22, 2005, 03:10:17 PM
I found an apartment on craigslist....but I don't think I would find a sexual partner off there...  a little too strange for me.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: SLD321 on June 22, 2005, 03:23:28 PM
three days here
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 22, 2005, 03:28:19 PM
Sorry man.  I won't be rubbing it in too much.  Matter of fact, in a couple of days I'll have to rub one out to stay sane.    :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 05:17:49 PM
I finished the gay porn story... it got a little weird.

all NC and *&^%
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on June 22, 2005, 05:19:09 PM
who can really keep track of how long
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 05:23:06 PM
oh NC... I take it none of you read the gay porn.

non-consensual
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 05:24:35 PM
yeah we're all in our own little frustrated worlds
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 05:27:45 PM
yes.

but taboo is ok if role-playing :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 22, 2005, 05:30:19 PM
no, i didn't read it.  i guess NC is bordering on rape??

yeah.

so you guys ever go to sex shops?

straight people are so oblivious to sex.  which is weird 'cause they explain your sex on TV.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 23, 2005, 09:59:15 AM
after last night I'm worse now...

ima gonna ask jeeves

jeeves?  would you @#!* me?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: kbp on June 23, 2005, 10:03:18 AM
In Portland (ME) there's a fun shop called "condom sense."  Nothing too bad, but the guy I was dating at the time bought a 4' blow-up penis for this naive friend of his.

good times, good times
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 23, 2005, 10:11:54 AM
nope... I'm over it.

he didn't reply to my IM last night... so I guess I got a big STFU.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on June 23, 2005, 10:12:30 AM
yes.

but taboo is ok if role-playing :D


By taboo, I mean disturbing, extremely painful, and just plain eck...

Role playing is not included in this category  ;)

Yes but some taboo is more acceptable than other taboo. Also, Taboo varies by culture.

I found a very disturbing taboo sex site once. femcan forums. Don't go there if you have a weak stomach.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 23, 2005, 01:12:32 PM
Yes, but that's not the point!

I have values... and I'm sticking to them...

No matter how difficult it may be....

Oh man.  I love sweet girls with morals and values and all that.  Whew. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on June 24, 2005, 01:03:20 AM
this coming from the co-chair of the self imposed committee

Yes, well....

I swear, once I'm no longer imposed...

It's going to be bad.



Call me :-*

and this from the other co-chair. i love it ;)

I should be on the committee too. ;)

External VP, treasurer, something in leadership. :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 24, 2005, 08:28:20 AM
poop

safe oral sex... for 42 weeks???

poop
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 24, 2005, 08:32:56 AM
we've covered this...

I don't think they're a good idea... if they taste bad you gag... if they taste good you wanna bite down.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 24, 2005, 09:04:56 AM
This thread is reminding me of why I'm still with my b/f after 3 1/2 years.

I don't wanna be single again!!! >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 24, 2005, 09:06:42 AM
me neither >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 24, 2005, 09:13:25 AM
29 DAYS
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 24, 2005, 09:49:24 AM
29 DAYS

YAY...
240someodd days of safe oral sex... barf
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 24, 2005, 09:52:52 AM
rethinking making that donation now?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 24, 2005, 09:53:52 AM
rethinking making that donation now?

I know it is work!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 24, 2005, 10:06:46 AM
guess  you could enjoy being the recipient for teh next 9 months
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 24, 2005, 10:18:14 AM
guess  you could enjoy being the recipient for teh next 9 months

good point.

that's why I like you... always workin' the noggin'.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 24, 2005, 10:21:23 AM
i'm frustrated of a diff sort right now - don't you just love when people act like they know what they are talking about, yet you have direct, hands on, personal experience and they are compeltely wrong??

i think it's only compounded by my sekshul frustrations though
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 24, 2005, 10:54:42 AM
I like being single. I am going to go back to it very soon.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 24, 2005, 10:57:01 AM
seems like you've made a decision recently
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 24, 2005, 10:59:05 AM
Also, I think it is funny (and very typical) that Pres's countdown really has nothing to do with the wedding. It is all about the wedding night.  :D

I think I might not do the whole not sleep together before the wedding thing. I want my fiance's mind to be on the wedding and not his frustration. But I am not sure. Cuz in other ways I like the idea. jsia

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 24, 2005, 11:00:06 AM
seems like you've made a decision recently

I have. I am over it. I have too much other stuff I want to be consentrating on instead of consentrating on a relationship that is never going to work.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 24, 2005, 11:04:00 AM
makes sense
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 24, 2005, 11:13:29 AM
welcome nole

we don't bite... unless asked :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 24, 2005, 11:39:04 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 24, 2005, 12:48:29 PM
Also, I think it is funny (and very typical) that Pres's countdown really has nothing to do with the wedding. It is all about the wedding night.  :D

I think I might not do the whole not sleep together before the wedding thing. I want my fiance's mind to be on the wedding and not his frustration. But I am not sure. Cuz in other ways I like the idea. jsia



hey, if i was only thinking about the wedding night, i would be counting it as 29 nights. ;)

good idea though  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 24, 2005, 12:50:17 PM
Also, I think it is funny (and very typical) that Pres's countdown really has nothing to do with the wedding. It is all about the wedding night.  :D

I think I might not do the whole not sleep together before the wedding thing. I want my fiance's mind to be on the wedding and not his frustration. But I am not sure. Cuz in other ways I like the idea. jsia



hey, if i was only thinking about the wedding night, i would be counting it as 29 nights. ;)

good idea though  ;D

 :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 24, 2005, 02:00:11 PM
It's really a shame I really like my girlfriend a lot or I would be SO single.  Single is just so much more fun sometimes.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 26, 2005, 04:31:25 PM
It's really a shame I really like my girlfriend a lot or I would be SO single. Single is just so much more fun sometimes.

heh heh heh

you laugh because "single" is the only kind you know.

nice new screen name.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 26, 2005, 04:34:02 PM
I'ma gonna be mad at merc on marta when he leaves us

:'( :'(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 26, 2005, 04:35:15 PM
I'ma gonna be mad at merc on marta when he leaves us

:'( :'(

sorry, bro.  I will check in from time to time.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 26, 2005, 04:36:23 PM
you better... you're my fantasy husband.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 26, 2005, 06:53:41 PM
27 DAYS (or nights, depending on what the countdown is for ;) )
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 26, 2005, 06:56:05 PM
July 23 (and thus, 27 days - i got cut off)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 26, 2005, 07:00:12 PM
yes, i did and do.  in fact, all weekend long while we were in ATL but to no avail
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 27, 2005, 01:28:31 PM
Or it will be over in 2 seconds....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 27, 2005, 01:30:10 PM
Or it will be over in 2 seconds....

:D :D :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on June 27, 2005, 01:31:00 PM
Or it will be over in 2 seconds....

round one, maybe.

Pres is a southerner.  They don't make us in "single-shot".

I got faith in my boy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 27, 2005, 01:37:49 PM
Or it will be over in 2 seconds....

heeeyyyy - i'll take measures to make sur that will NOT be the case (even the first was way longer than that) and we're always good for another round or four
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 27, 2005, 01:56:02 PM
I have faith in you Pres  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: ASNetlenov on June 27, 2005, 02:20:20 PM
Who really thinks that waiting in those circumstances for that long is a good idea?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: ASNetlenov on June 27, 2005, 02:24:25 PM
*crickets*

I did not expect a guy to say yes to that, and most of the girls are gone.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 27, 2005, 02:25:36 PM
I have mixed feelings about it. I think it is cool to make the wedding night special but I would be worried about his mind being more on his frustration than the wedding.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 27, 2005, 02:31:16 PM
ehh - it'll make it better but it's aggravating now
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 27, 2005, 02:48:26 PM
NO!  :o

 ::)

Pres is still frustrated...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 27, 2005, 02:50:24 PM
kinda like ducttape - get you by in a pinch but not the best solution
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 27, 2005, 02:53:14 PM
Exactly.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 27, 2005, 02:57:06 PM
 :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 27, 2005, 03:00:02 PM
I'm jelly... I havn't got that action in a bit.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 28, 2005, 07:51:29 AM
But the co chairs don't know what they are missing so they are not as frustrated. Once you have it, it is much harder to go without. I would think.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 28, 2005, 07:55:47 AM
But the co chairs don't know what they are missing so they are not as frustrated. Once you have it, it is much harder to go without. I would think.

so very true... 'cause 2 weeks is harder than 2 years.. althought I've never gone 2 years.

it's like quitting anything... you really want it... one day at a time
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 28, 2005, 08:00:37 AM
I have gone 3 years.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 28, 2005, 08:04:31 AM
I have gone 3 years.

weren't the first 3 months harder than the last 3?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 28, 2005, 08:13:38 AM
Yeah. You get used to it. Florida boys helped a lot. Didn't really want to sleep with any of them.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 28, 2005, 08:15:21 AM
hehe
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Nole on June 28, 2005, 08:16:25 AM
Still don't. Carolina boys, here I come!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 28, 2005, 09:34:46 AM
Still don't. Carolina boys, here I come!

 :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 28, 2005, 09:37:05 AM
26 Days
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on June 28, 2005, 09:42:12 AM
Wanted....one (or more muscular, big boned, tall, blonde valkyrie to smack me around in the sack. Must have vivid imagination, perky breasts, and a sexual appetite that just won't quit. Must also enjoy roleplaying games.

needed to vent :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 28, 2005, 10:08:59 AM
Where do I sign up?  :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on June 28, 2005, 10:14:48 AM
Where do I sign up?  :-*

LOL :D :D

well if yer serious then email me :)

In the meantime I must lift weights and become like Conan...except me will be smart!

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 28, 2005, 10:21:19 AM
Still don't. Carolina boys, here I come!

 :-*

:'( I'm jellyfish
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 28, 2005, 10:23:36 AM
no crying T.  here's a platonic pat on the back ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 28, 2005, 10:26:20 AM
thanks buddy :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 28, 2005, 10:35:25 AM
Where do I sign up?  :-*

LOL :D :D

well if yer serious then email me :)

In the meantime I must lift weights and become like Conan...except me will be smart!



Well you're profile's pretty bare, so there's nothing to indicate that I wouldn't be disappointed... ;)

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 28, 2005, 07:13:10 PM
yeah yeah - we know. 

i'm sure there's someone willing to lend a hand

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 07:40:43 AM
Still don't. Carolina boys, here I come!

Heh.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 07:43:24 AM
25 and counting

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 07:43:53 AM
By the way, a quick update:

GF coming back from Atl tomorrow.  Week-or-so long sex hiatus coming to end for indefinite amount of time as she will be staying in my place for July and moving into her place down the street for good. 

Sorry, Pres.  It's a cool club and all, but here is my membership card back.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 07:48:04 AM
fvcker.  as i'll be relinquishing my membership in the coming month, i feel your card would be best returned to one of the co-chairs of the self-imposed committee.  they'll prob be around a while
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 07:51:29 AM
I'm about to be in this club because I'm thisclose to dumping my BF because he stands me up for work and leaves me frustrated.

5 days and counting....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 07:58:08 AM
Stands you up for work?

Here, have my card.  It, and $4 will get you a latte' at Starbucks.   ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 08:03:13 AM
Yeah, stands me up for work because he's 30 and only makes like $12 an hour (when he's been working long enough to have a salary job)so he has to work like 60 hours a week to pay the bail bondsman/lawyers/fines to keep his ass out of jail because of his marijuana charge and failure to pay for a couple of speeding tickets.

Long story.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 08:05:37 AM
Stands you up for work?

Here, have my card.  It, and $4 will get you a latte' at Starbucks.   ;D

some of the guys on the thread would probably just take the card and buy your latte for you
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 08:06:05 AM
Yeah, stands me up for work because he's 30 and only makes like $12 an hour (when he's been working long enough to have a salary job)so he has to work like 60 hours a week to pay the bail bondsman/lawyers/fines to keep his ass out of jail because of his marijuana charge and failure to pay for a couple of speeding tickets.

Long story.

Ouch.  I'll keep my immediate thoughts on the subject to myself.  I don't want to judge the guy without knowing him but...

Oh, @#!* it.  If he's 30 and is still careless enough to get caught with something as petty as pot, then he has his priorities skewed far out of whack.  He sounds like dead weight to me.

But hey, I don't know the story so I'm not going to judge.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 08:08:22 AM
Stands you up for work?

Here, have my card.  It, and $4 will get you a latte' at Starbucks.   ;D

some of the guys on the thread would probably just take the card and buy your latte for you

Probably.  Speaking of, I could use a coffee right about now.  That, and some sausage biscuits.  I'm just gonna skew this thread way off topic and fantasize about sausage biscuits for a minute.  Man, I'm hungry.  I don't even put anything on them.  Just 3 or 4 of those bad boys and a big ol' OJ and some coffee is all I need to make a happy morning.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 08:21:00 AM
It's actually kind of a sad story. He smokes pot very very casually. After work to wind down (he's a very talented chef). He doesn't leave the house with it, he's usually pretty smart about it.

Late one evening there's an knock on his door. He had ordered a pizza about a half hour before that so he goes to answer with his wallet in his hand. Turns out it was a cop, coming to his place to arrest him for not paying a speeding ticket (which he couldn't pay because he got laid off). Cop comes inside, looks around, and lo and behold, there's pot on the coffee table (which he would have hid had he realized this wasn't the pizza man). One thing lead to another and....right now he's just lucky he hasn't wound up in jail.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 08:26:04 AM
Odd. It was always my understanding that if you didn't pay a speeding ticket you would get a bench warrant served and that they wouldn't actively pursue you.  If you got picked up for something else, then you'd get a "double-whammy" kind of thing.  The laws probably vary by state, though.

My old roommate smokes pot a lot.  I personally think its just about the most childish thing a person can do these days.  As soon as I know that someone above 21 smokes it, I automatically think less of them, but that's just me.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 08:28:06 AM
  As soon as I know that someone above 21 smokes it, I automatically think less of them, but that's just me.

this is very true
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 08:39:55 AM
It really doesn't bother me that much. I'd rather date somebody who smokes pot than drinks a lot. Drinking turns me off WAAAAAAY more than pot smoking. It's the whole party attitude and the fact that some people can't enjoy themselves without alcohol. Plus, I think the party atmosphere on most college campuses masks a lot of alcoholism problems.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 08:42:23 AM
It really doesn't bother me that much. I'd rather date somebody who smokes pot than drinks a lot. Drinking turns me off WAAAAAAY more than pot smoking. It's the whole party attitude and the fact that some people can't enjoy themselves without alcohol. Plus, I think the party atmosphere on most college campuses masks a lot of alcoholism problems.

I'd rather have niether.  The older I get (I'm 26), the more I realize that I really don't want people to see me shitfaced.  Nothing good ever came from it.  I don't drink beer during the week and I don't drink to get drunk anymore.  Sure, I throw the occasional party and go out to bars but I'm no longer the one puking in the bushes or hitting on ugly girls because I had "beer goggles" on.  Thank God.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 08:56:28 AM
Pot's ok but neither is better. I hated college because of the drinking. I probably average 2 drinks a week. When I go to bars with my BF, I'm not allowed to order anything because I never finish my drinks because I can't drink them before they get warm. My BF teases me about how he's never seen me finish a drink.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 09:40:06 AM
Bush Cheney '08

I'm down for a new sticker on my SUV  ;D.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 29, 2005, 09:40:18 AM
barf phanny
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 09:57:21 AM
we talking an GHWB resurrection or Jeb?  i could support either
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 09:59:29 AM
we talking an GHWB resurrection or Jeb?  i could support either

Jeb's an interesting thought.  Oh boy, wouldn't it just make the lefts' friggin' heads explode to have 3 Bush's in the White House?

I'd drink to that.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 10:00:16 AM
apparently his wife says no way though.  kinda sucks. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 29, 2005, 10:07:05 AM
we talking an GHWB resurrection or Jeb?  i could support either

Jeb's an interesting thought.  Oh boy, wouldn't it just make the lefts' friggin' heads explode to have 3 Bush's in the White House?

I'd drink to that.

I'd kill myself.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 10:15:46 AM
hey, the last one was a wartime pres.  i can go with it
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 10:21:51 AM
Boy oh boy, all this dubya talk is sure making me forget about my sexual frustration...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 10:26:50 AM
It's more boyfriend frustration than sexual--it's only been 5 days.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 10:28:40 AM
no sympathies.  none i tell ya
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 10:37:47 AM
I just need to find one as educated as I am (he didn't even finish high school). So that's why I'm on LSD 8).
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 10:38:10 AM
It's more boyfriend frustration

we're all as-holes.  I would just go lesbo if I were you.

...and video it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 10:40:22 AM
I just need to find one as educated as I am (he didn't even finish high school). So that's why I'm on LSD 8).

i made the mistake of getting serious with someone that had decided not to finish college.  Now, I am sure that there are MANY exceptions, but conversations were seriously lacking much of the time because of the differences in education.  It soon became unbearable for both of us, really.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 10:41:27 AM
It's the big 3:

1. Physical chemistry

2. Relates to you like a friend

3. Intellectual compatability.

The first two are easy, it's the third one that's tricky.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 29, 2005, 10:47:25 AM
It's the big 3:

1. Physical chemistry

2. Relates to you like a friend

3. Intellectual compatability.

The first two are easy, it's the third one that's tricky.

damn, i agree 100% with you.  and sometimes #3 can make you the most attracted too.

It's #3 that first attracted me to my current girlfriend.  She is brilliant, but not in  a pompous sort of way.  She wears it perfectly, yet is unafraid to ask me, "What does gasoline do inside the car, anyway?"

I'm not saying that she isn't beautiful - she is.  It's just that this is the first time in my life I have actually understood that old term, "loving the person for their mind."  Hell, before her I just thought the author misspelled "ass." 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 29, 2005, 10:49:51 AM
I just need to find one as educated as I am (he didn't even finish high school). So that's why I'm on LSD 8).

is he hott?
I love dumb guy for a romp... ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 10:56:39 AM
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 29, 2005, 10:58:09 AM
hehe,
:-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 11:00:29 AM
i felt obliged :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 29, 2005, 11:03:35 AM
i felt obliged :)

I like it it makes me chortle
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 11:06:16 AM
what in sam hell is chortle?  i've seen it, but not quite sure
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 29, 2005, 11:10:29 AM
chor·tle    (chôrtl)

NOUN:

A snorting, joyful laugh or chuckle.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 11:16:20 AM
ahh.  glad to be of service then
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 29, 2005, 11:18:01 AM
ahh.  glad to be of service then

you can service me anytime...

I had to... it was too easy ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 29, 2005, 11:19:24 AM
i set myself up for that one
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 11:43:22 AM
I just need to find one as educated as I am (he didn't even finish high school). So that's why I'm on LSD 8).

is he hott?
I love dumb guy for a romp... ;)

Yeah, but I bet I could find hotter on LSD.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 29, 2005, 11:53:22 AM
I just need to find one as educated as I am (he didn't even finish high school). So that's why I'm on LSD 8).

is he hott?
I love dumb guy for a romp... ;)

Yeah, but I bet I could find hotter on LSD.

I'm not picky... when you break up give him my digits ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on June 29, 2005, 01:04:50 PM
I can play dumb..... ;D

I just need to find one as educated as I am (he didn't even finish high school). So that's why I'm on LSD 8).

is he hott?
I love dumb guy for a romp... ;)

Yeah, but I bet I could find hotter on LSD.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on June 29, 2005, 01:55:33 PM
have job in restaraunt as dishwasher....waitresses there are nearly all tall and blond. That plus the heat of the kitshen, and the water..... is making me extremely aroused. It's like being surrounded by a pride of lionesses and I want POUNCED ON DAMMIT!!!!!

It's difficult focusing on work when I keep getting the bulge in my pants. anyone else have this kind of a problem?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 29, 2005, 01:57:48 PM
nah I work with uglies... except I like one.  he's a cutie.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 02:09:55 PM
That's exactly how I ended up with my b/f!!! My advice: try to get a job either working as a server/bartender, or on the line. If you're in the corner washing dishes, they probably won't notice you, but if you're a chef you can flirt with them from the other side of the line.

Soooo sexy!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on June 29, 2005, 02:33:04 PM
I try to make it a point to smile as much as possible and do try to say "hi" and other things like that. I also have to get rid of my poor self-image....they may look like goddesses but they're still just people.

That's exactly how I ended up with my b/f!!! My advice: try to get a job either working as a server/bartender, or on the line. If you're in the corner washing dishes, they probably won't notice you, but if you're a chef you can flirt with them from the other side of the line.

Soooo sexy!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 02:36:11 PM
This is going to sound a little mean, but true: Most girls probably won't give you the time of day if you're washing dishes. First, because it's probably the worst, worst paying job in the restaurant, and Second, because most dishwasher look like hell because they're covered in sweat and water and food particles.

Get somewhere where you can actually look kinda studly and fresh. Then start the macking.  8)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 29, 2005, 02:40:59 PM
honesty... pest policy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: kbp on June 29, 2005, 02:47:38 PM
i have a pest policy, too


kill 'em all, i say

or rather, get a boy to do it
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on June 29, 2005, 02:57:04 PM
I know. It's reality unfortunately. I will potentially be a server or cook eventually. Course when I'm in law school I'll have lots of chances to meet worthwhile attractive women. Dishwashing is only to pay bills so I can focus on LSAT that I'll take in October.

Plus I need to get a better looking car or at least mine repaired and repainted.

This is going to sound a little mean, but true: Most girls probably won't give you the time of day if you're washing dishes. First, because it's probably the worst, worst paying job in the restaurant, and Second, because most dishwasher look like hell because they're covered in sweat and water and food particles.

Get somewhere where you can actually look kinda studly and fresh. Then start the macking.  8)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 29, 2005, 02:58:42 PM
It seems like any table waiting job would pay better than dishwashing. It's more money and fewer hours. Go find a job where they'll let you wait tables (and get near the hotties).
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 30, 2005, 07:33:50 AM
0 days  ;D 8)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 30, 2005, 07:47:03 AM
that's just wrong. 

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 30, 2005, 08:21:09 AM
female dog
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: ASNetlenov on June 30, 2005, 08:23:52 AM
How long is too long?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 30, 2005, 08:28:30 AM
from june 11 to july 23
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 30, 2005, 08:35:14 AM
0 days  ;D 8)

Me too.  She'll be here in about an hour.   ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 30, 2005, 08:59:04 AM
from june 11 to july 23

I once went 6 months.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 30, 2005, 09:06:17 AM
I used to go 4 months at a stretch.  Damn Navy...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 30, 2005, 09:07:35 AM
I used to go 4 months at a stretch.  Damn Navy...


OOOHhh... any hot stories... nummy navy boys
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on June 30, 2005, 09:08:19 AM
nothing but sympathy
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 30, 2005, 09:09:24 AM
I used to go 4 months at a stretch.  Damn Navy...


OOOHhh... any hot stories... nummy navy boys

Sorry, _T_.  Deployments were extraordinarily boring. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 30, 2005, 09:15:49 AM
make 'em up :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 30, 2005, 09:20:02 AM
 :o

Dude, I assure you that I would be the absolute WORST homo-erotic author in the history of...well...homo-erotic fiction.

I'm sure that there are plenty of videos that *ahem* touch on the subject.   :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 30, 2005, 09:20:26 AM
It's been 12 hours. Too long already.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on June 30, 2005, 09:21:48 AM
It's been 12 hours. Too long already.

12 hours since homo-erotic fiction?  Wow, you really like that stuff if you're antsy for it already, huh?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on June 30, 2005, 09:22:25 AM
hehe... mmm homo friction
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on June 30, 2005, 09:25:55 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on June 30, 2005, 11:31:09 PM
I'm still here.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 01, 2005, 09:10:42 AM
years.

the scene in Zoolander keeps popping into my head where Own Wilson's character says to the girl "How do you live?"

I must answer...through some strange and dark machinations of another realm.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 01, 2005, 09:40:21 AM
22 days
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 01, 2005, 09:41:57 AM
22 days

Hey wait a minute...what are you doing in this thread? Shouldn't be somewhere practicing abstinence so that you don't make an unwanted baby...?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Abevigoda on July 01, 2005, 09:43:37 AM
Ha!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 01, 2005, 09:46:45 AM
i'm getting married in 22 days if you kept up
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 01, 2005, 09:49:11 AM
i'm getting married in 22 days if you kept up

You mean you haven't taken the car around the block a few times before committing to it???

No offense.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 01, 2005, 09:49:26 AM
Good for you. Way to be holier than thou. The Bible just loves that.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 01, 2005, 09:53:57 AM
i'm getting married in 22 days if you kept up

You mean you haven't taken the car around the block a few times before committing to it???

No offense.

this thread isn't about how long it's been, it' about frustration.  mine's b/c i'm getting married and got cut off, but 22 day and counting
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 01, 2005, 09:54:14 AM
Good for you. Way to be holier than thou. The Bible just loves that.

you really have trouble keeping up don't you?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 01, 2005, 09:54:27 AM
Good for you. Way to be holier than thou. The Bible just loves that.

What's so holier than thou about making the decisions to wait for marriage for sex anyway?  It's personal preference whether your reasons are religious or otherwise.  Sounds like you're just bitter about it.

Heavens no I don't have a problem with people waiting for marriage to have sex. I am 110% supportive of those people's commitment to being true to themselves. I do however, have a problem with them criticizing people who make different decisions in other threads.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 01, 2005, 09:56:58 AM
Good for you. Way to be holier than thou. The Bible just loves that.

What's so holier than thou about making the decisions to wait for marriage for sex anyway?  It's personal preference whether your reasons are religious or otherwise.  Sounds like you're just bitter about it.

The question is....are they sexually comatible? If their sexual likes and dislikes don't match then they will be miserable.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 01, 2005, 09:59:46 AM
take it easy gail

Pres is my bud, has differing views, but he's a solid guy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 01, 2005, 09:59:54 AM
Good for you. Way to be holier than thou. The Bible just loves that.

What's so holier than thou about making the decisions to wait for marriage for sex anyway?  It's personal preference whether your reasons are religious or otherwise.  Sounds like you're just bitter about it.

The question is....are they sexually comatible? If their sexual likes and dislikes don't match then they will be miserable.

I think that if they are not sexually compatible they will find a way to make it work. People who wait until they're married to have sex probably value the institution enough to not let a thing like sexual compatibilty stand in the way of having a successful marriage.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 01, 2005, 10:05:21 AM
I hope you have a wonderful honeymoon. 22 days of looking at your future wife and knowing you can't make love to her for TWENTY-TWO DAYS! AbSoLuTe AgOnY!....man you must have to masturbate like crazy to waitTWENTY-TWO DAYS!

Sincerely
Angelus The Tempter

i'm getting married in 22 days if you kept up

You mean you haven't taken the car around the block a few times before committing to it???

No offense.

this thread isn't about how long it's been, it' about frustration.  mine's b/c i'm getting married and got cut off, but 22 day and counting
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 01, 2005, 10:19:22 AM
Good for you. Way to be holier than thou. The Bible just loves that.

What's so holier than thou about making the decisions to wait for marriage for sex anyway?  It's personal preference whether your reasons are religious or otherwise.  Sounds like you're just bitter about it.

Heavens no I don't have a problem with people waiting for marriage to have sex. I am 110% supportive of those people's commitment to being true to themselves. I do however, have a problem with them criticizing people who make different decisions in other threads.

the topic was not on premarital sex, Gail.  it was on people who can't or won't accept the consequences of their actions. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 01, 2005, 10:24:26 AM
can we please not turn this thread into a "My morals are better than your morals" thread. >:(

 Let's get back to the sexy stuff 8)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 01, 2005, 10:27:16 AM
Good for you. Way to be holier than thou. The Bible just loves that.


What's so holier than thou about making the decisions to wait for marriage for sex anyway?  It's personal preference whether your reasons are religious or otherwise.  Sounds like you're just bitter about it.

Heavens no I don't have a problem with people waiting for marriage to have sex. I am 110% supportive of those people's commitment to being true to themselves. I do however, have a problem with them criticizing people who make different decisions in other threads.

the topic was not on premarital sex, Gail.  it was on people who can't or won't accept the consequences of their actions. 

What I'm getting at is that it's not a black or white issue. Sex isn't always a "choice" for some people. Sometimes people are in abusive relationships that cloud their ability to make good decisions. Not everyone has the same upbringing you do.

I'm sure you're a great guy and everything, I'm just saying that there are other ways of approaching this issue that a little bit more compassionate and forgiving.

Whatever, I'm done with this.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 01, 2005, 10:30:40 AM
i'm getting married in 22 days if you kept up

You mean you haven't taken the car around the block a few times before committing to it???

No offense.

this thread isn't about how long it's been, it' about frustration.  mine's b/c i'm getting married and got cut off, but 22 day and counting

I didnt read this whole thread.  Are you saying that you got engaged and then she cut out the sex?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 01, 2005, 10:34:23 AM
i'm getting married in 22 days if you kept up

You mean you haven't taken the car around the block a few times before committing to it???

No offense.

this thread isn't about how long it's been, it' about frustration.  mine's b/c i'm getting married and got cut off, but 22 day and counting

I didnt read this whole thread.  Are you saying that you got engaged and then she cut out the sex?

no - it was a while after that but i'm about midway through the drought
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 01, 2005, 10:35:48 AM
i'm getting married in 22 days if you kept up

You mean you haven't taken the car around the block a few times before committing to it???

No offense.


this thread isn't about how long it's been, it' about frustration.  mine's b/c i'm getting married and got cut off, but 22 day and counting

I didnt read this whole thread.  Are you saying that you got engaged and then she cut out the sex?

Pres- If you were having sex and then when you decided to get married she cut off the sex...somethings wrong. Either with the relationship or with her. No one here wants to see you get hurt.
She doesn't have that crazed, runaway bride look does she? You know...the huge eyes and plastered smile?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 01, 2005, 10:37:22 AM
i'm getting married in 22 days if you kept up

You mean you haven't taken the car around the block a few times before committing to it???

No offense.

this thread isn't about how long it's been, it' about frustration.  mine's b/c i'm getting married and got cut off, but 22 day and counting

I didnt read this whole thread.  Are you saying that you got engaged and then she cut out the sex?

no - it was a while after that but i'm about midway through the drought

That's brutal! 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 01, 2005, 10:40:48 AM
Quote
I didnt read this whole thread.  Are you saying that you got engaged and then she cut out the sex?

no - it was a while after that but i'm about midway through the drought

So she just up and decided no sex? Was it mutual? Did she give you a reason? My instincts are telling me that if she just up and stopped then either she found someone else she'd rather sleep with or there's.....something wrong.

Dude, seriously. you need to talk to her about it. Sooner you find out what's going on the better. i hope she's not cheating on you or has some problem but better to discover now than after marriage.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 01, 2005, 10:41:54 AM
Quote
I didnt read this whole thread.  Are you saying that you got engaged and then she cut out the sex?

no - it was a while after that but i'm about midway through the drought

So she just up and decided no sex? Was it mutual? Did she give you a reason? My instincts are telling me that if she just up and stopped then either she found someone else she'd rather sleep with or there's.....something wrong.

Dude, seriously. you need to talk to her about it. Sooner you find out what's going on the better. i hope she's not cheating on you or has some problem but better to discover now than after marriage.

Maybe she just wanted to make it "special" again. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 01, 2005, 10:51:38 AM
What I'm getting at is that it's not a black or white issue. Sex isn't always a "choice" for some people. Sometimes people are in abusive relationships that cloud their ability to make good decisions. Not everyone has the same upbringing you do.

I'm sure you're a great guy and everything, I'm just saying that there are other ways of approaching this issue that a little bit more compassionate and forgiving.

Whatever, I'm done with this.

you made no reference to abusive cases whatsoever, which i'll admit might be different (although with protection layers in place today, i have trouble believing an escape isn't possible).  
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 01, 2005, 10:52:54 AM
either that or she found something "special" somewhere else.

Quote
I didnt read this whole thread.  Are you saying that you got engaged and then she cut out the sex?

no - it was a while after that but i'm about midway through the drought

So she just up and decided no sex? Was it mutual? Did she give you a reason? My instincts are telling me that if she just up and stopped then either she found someone else she'd rather sleep with or there's.....something wrong.

Dude, seriously. you need to talk to her about it. Sooner you find out what's going on the better. i hope she's not cheating on you or has some problem but better to discover now than after marriage.

Maybe she just wanted to make it "special" again. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 01, 2005, 10:54:32 AM
Quote
I didnt read this whole thread.  Are you saying that you got engaged and then she cut out the sex?

no - it was a while after that but i'm about midway through the drought

So she just up and decided no sex? Was it mutual? Did she give you a reason? My instincts are telling me that if she just up and stopped then either she found someone else she'd rather sleep with or there's.....something wrong.

Dude, seriously. you need to talk to her about it. Sooner you find out what's going on the better. i hope she's not cheating on you or has some problem but better to discover now than after marriage.

Maybe she just wanted to make it "special" again. 

no, she told me not long after we got engaged that she would eventually "cut me off".  i'm not entirely opposed, b/c oneof is right, all the anticipation will be there again.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 01, 2005, 10:55:51 AM
angelus, thanks for the cnocern, but it's completely unnecessary.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 01, 2005, 10:56:30 AM
Quote
I didnt read this whole thread.  Are you saying that you got engaged and then she cut out the sex?

no - it was a while after that but i'm about midway through the drought

So she just up and decided no sex? Was it mutual? Did she give you a reason? My instincts are telling me that if she just up and stopped then either she found someone else she'd rather sleep with or there's.....something wrong.

Dude, seriously. you need to talk to her about it. Sooner you find out what's going on the better. i hope she's not cheating on you or has some problem but better to discover now than after marriage.

Maybe she just wanted to make it "special" again. 

no, she told me not long after we got engaged that she would eventually "cut me off".  i'm not entirely opposed, b/c oneof is right, all the anticipation will be there again.

I'd be scared it would be too built up and then I'd be disappointed.  
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 01, 2005, 11:03:48 AM
nah
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 01, 2005, 11:05:05 AM
nah

Whatever floats your boat.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 03, 2005, 04:45:44 PM
what the @#!* happened in here while I was gone?

how did the "seckshul frustration" thread become the "sex before marriage: yay or nay" thread

take that soapbox *&^% outta here.



The Merc has spoken.

P.S. less than three weeks, Pres!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 03, 2005, 09:14:51 PM
what the #@!* happened in here while I was gone?

how did the "seckshul frustration" thread become the "sex before marriage: yay or nay" thread

take that soapbox sh*t outta here.



The Merc has spoken.

P.S. less than three weeks, Pres!!

i will no longer be a member of this club in 19 days, 22 hours (give or take 15 mins ) - and sorry for the hijacking. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 03, 2005, 09:16:13 PM
yes, where have you been CL??
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 04, 2005, 09:41:27 PM
18 days and some change.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Mrs.Pres on July 05, 2005, 01:52:12 AM
18 days and some change.

Keep counting, paper lion. You get no respect from me and you are counting the days, "anticipating to have sex with me". What a joke.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 05, 2005, 04:42:26 AM
it's nice to have an entourage
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 05, 2005, 08:14:20 AM
Julie Fern makes me frustrated.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 05, 2005, 08:15:40 AM
yes, where have you been CL??

with me, but we're still frustrated

and i had such high hopes for you two  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 05, 2005, 08:16:30 AM
I wanna see 'em get it on :D

it's be funny
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 05, 2005, 08:23:08 AM
you do? surprising ;)  might not be the prettiest sight though
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 05, 2005, 08:37:58 AM
ehh they're both pretty.

so it'd be ok
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 05, 2005, 08:41:55 AM
Even watching pretty people do the nasty can get ugly
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 05, 2005, 08:48:51 AM
Even watching pretty people do the nasty can get ugly

I want to see Julie Fern get it on with her evil twin. And then have them get it on with me ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 05, 2005, 11:20:37 AM
whoa!

that's interesting
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 05, 2005, 11:26:37 AM
i was gonna call it something else
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 05, 2005, 11:28:41 AM
Like disgusting.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 05, 2005, 02:49:52 PM
thatta girl
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 05, 2005, 02:50:26 PM
probably - so long as the whole newbie thing doesn't dominate ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2005, 03:26:38 PM
you do? surprising ;) might not be the prettiest sight though

Oh, it would surpass "pretty"

It would be HOT.

jsia...

 ;)

well.  You are HALF right.





















that Brave is quite a looker!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 05, 2005, 03:28:09 PM
here all week?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2005, 03:31:33 PM
try the veal.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 05, 2005, 05:04:13 PM
baked potato is extra
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 05, 2005, 07:04:45 PM
B/F is standing me up for the 5th time in like 2 weeks. I seriously need to get rid of this guy, but I don't want to be on this thread for real.
 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 05, 2005, 07:05:42 PM
sorry gail

wanna make out :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 05, 2005, 07:08:56 PM
Yes. I do. Come over. I got aaaalll the Cinemax channels.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 05, 2005, 07:15:00 PM
good luck tra

I have a fun drawer in my walk-in closet... not close the the bed :(
but it's bigger ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 05, 2005, 07:22:24 PM
I'm going to the gym with my MP3 player for the best cure for frustration.....running.

At least being single does good things for my body!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 05, 2005, 08:41:05 PM
What can I say, I'm on the fence. 8)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 05, 2005, 09:08:53 PM
Maybe I'll keep my b/f and then just get some cyberbitches from LSD.

Who's in?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 05, 2005, 09:11:37 PM
technically you're single until married, man.

you ever try that one on ms. phan?   ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 05, 2005, 09:15:20 PM
don't get ideas buddy

mrs. pres is a hottie
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 05, 2005, 09:21:55 PM
don't worry - i think if i thought about it, she would know before i did if that makes any sense
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 06, 2005, 10:00:11 AM
julie fern + courtlynn + gailrules = exhaustion.

powerfully intelligent minds in beautiful bodies always a winning combo  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 06, 2005, 10:03:05 AM
julie fern + courtlynn + gailrules = exhaustion.

powerfully intelligent minds in beautiful bodies always a winning combo  ;D ;D ;D

Courlynn's avatars depict an actual person.  I can't agree to gailrules only because that's a picture of Debbie Harry and not her in her avatar and I haven't seen a picture.  I won't dignify the reference to that third poster with a response about it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 06, 2005, 10:04:59 AM
I'd put a picture of myself but I don't have any on my computer that are less than 2 years old. But that picture actually kinda looks like me....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 06, 2005, 10:08:25 AM
I actually don't blame you for not putting a picture up.  I damn sure don't feel the need to broadcast my image all over the internet so I cannot throw stones at someone else that doesn't.  I was just saying that I cannot justify calling you hot without actually seeing you.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 06, 2005, 10:09:27 AM
I know, that's why I picked a celeb that looks like me!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 06, 2005, 10:09:33 AM
Dude.  One way or the other, she's gonna getcha.


She's gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 06, 2005, 10:11:49 AM
Ah, screw it.  I cannot keep secret the beauty that is me.  Note the Robert Redford resemblance with just a hint of Brad Pitt.


(http://www.monodam.com/2002Halloween/images/026%20Lucky%20nerd.jpg)

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 06, 2005, 10:17:07 AM
Ah, screw it.  I cannot keep secret the beauty that is me.  Note the Robert Redford resemblance with just a hint of Brad Pitt.


(http://www.monodam.com/2002Halloween/images/026%20Lucky%20nerd.jpg)



Smokin' hot!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 06, 2005, 02:22:22 PM
there is no shame in Brave's e-game.

(though there should be.)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 06, 2005, 03:10:57 PM
what up kid.  what brings your half-employed ass to LSD during daylight hours?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 06, 2005, 03:12:56 PM
what up kid.  what brings your half-employed ass to LSD during daylight hours?

I resemble that remark.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 06, 2005, 03:40:30 PM
must be nice

this is unrelated, but if you buy a Hooters coffee cup, you can bring it with you anytime you eat there and get unlimited free coffee
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: dividebyzero on July 06, 2005, 04:47:45 PM
They serve coffee  :o ???
(Makes note to self...)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 06, 2005, 08:32:53 PM
They serve coffee :o ???
(Makes note to self...)

I know, right?  I never knew, until last night.  That little baby is gonna get some MILES put on it. 

Won't get to "see" my wife for three weeks starting Monday.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 07, 2005, 04:57:05 PM
that sucks Merc, but that's the last stretch, right?

16 days
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 07, 2005, 07:59:45 PM
Tering myself away from LSD to go for a run.

Which I think I'm beginning to like more than sex. Scary.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 08, 2005, 07:20:18 AM
maybe some of the folks won't be here after the weekend.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 08, 2005, 08:25:28 AM
there's always brave ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 08, 2005, 08:25:44 AM
but i will be too
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 08, 2005, 09:08:17 AM
i think if she made the trip, both would be obligated to relinquish your positions
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: kbp on July 08, 2005, 09:10:18 AM
i think if she made the trip, both would be obligated to relinquish your positions

you mean get into them
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 08, 2005, 09:55:21 AM
big talk from novices  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 08, 2005, 10:05:42 AM
so kama sutra is regular reading?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 08, 2005, 10:13:51 AM
ok after another 4 hours chat with that guy I'm pretty frustrated
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 08, 2005, 10:20:37 AM
Boyfriend moved to N.O a week ago and I wont be there for another week.  I'm frustrated!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 08, 2005, 10:21:39 AM
ok after another 4 hours chat with that guy I'm pretty frustrated

HAND CHECK
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 08, 2005, 10:22:33 AM
ok after another 4 hours chat with that guy I'm pretty frustrated

HAND CHECK

I was just adjusting... promise... mmmmmmmmmm... I think I'm still drunk
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 08, 2005, 10:25:23 AM
ok after another 4 hours chat with that guy I'm pretty frustrated

HAND CHECK

I was just adjusting... promise... mmmmmmmmmm... I think I'm still drunk

Adjusting the joystick on your Atari?? Man the 80's are so over dude....and your not young enough to consider it retro.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 08, 2005, 02:58:01 PM
oh I should check in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 08, 2005, 03:13:26 PM
yeah. so should I
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 08, 2005, 03:21:51 PM
So that means, than in some sense, we are living together. ;)

I think I am getting jiped in this arrangement. ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 08, 2005, 03:27:29 PM
I was just making an adjustment, I swear!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 08, 2005, 06:41:42 PM
haha... hand check...

fuzzy it's catching on :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 08, 2005, 08:51:38 PM
I'm here to make fun of you suckas.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 08, 2005, 10:22:27 PM
i just got teased all night.

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGHHHHHHHHH


14 1/2 days
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 09, 2005, 09:29:17 AM
I feel your hands caressing my skin and your hair touching my thigh as i feel your full weight upn me. Helpless in your grasp I moan from deep within my soul as my pai flees from your hungry heart. I feel your hands squeezing, pressing into me as growls emit from your lips. You gaze into my eyes as you slowly scratch my sides....a lioness toying with her sensuous prey...you lick your lips and pounce as I surrender to your love and magnificence.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 09, 2005, 12:44:02 PM
hilarious. 

Quote
T loves it when you talk dirty to him like that!

Don't you T?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 09, 2005, 12:46:42 PM
I really do :-\

I'm a bad man
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 09, 2005, 03:52:41 PM
ummmmmm....that's not who I had in mind but...mmmmmm...ok....whatever .

I feel your hands caressing my skin and your hair touching my thigh as i feel your full weight upn me. Helpless in your grasp I moan from deep within my soul as my pai flees from your hungry heart. I feel your hands squeezing, pressing into me as growls emit from your lips. You gaze into my eyes as you slowly scratch my sides....a lioness toying with her sensuous prey...you lick your lips and pounce as I surrender to your love and magnificence.

T loves it when you talk dirty to him like that!

Don't you T?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Julie Fern on July 09, 2005, 04:31:26 PM
i just got teased all night.

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGHHHHHHHHH


14 1/2 days

you figure marriage will end this, eh?  you republican, dude.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 09, 2005, 11:36:39 PM
i just got teased all night.

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGHHHHHHHHH


14 1/2 days

you figure marriage will end this, eh?  you republican, dude.

yeah.  we have  better sex lives.  hands down
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Master Shake on July 10, 2005, 01:17:10 AM
Ok, so I tried to score with this Chechnyan prostitute but she doesn't like my straw.  So I guess I'm frickin' checking in.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 10, 2005, 06:02:09 AM
your straw's too big.  It happens. Find a... never mind. Way too early for that suggestion.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 10, 2005, 06:02:26 AM
I'm not checking in.  Just ask the passed out girl in my bed... Never mind, that could be misconstrued. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 12:59:09 PM
You all realize Court is much meaner than me, dont you?



oh, IfmybabydontlovemeIknowhersis terwill is just checking in as well.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 02:37:47 PM
uh, I was referencing the pic link she used  ::)  thanks for the personal assesment though  ::) glad I know more about every little thing about you  ::)




 ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 02:46:02 PM
No, I cant just let these raginlittleblondebabes go off about "Im just assertive and independant" blah blah blah  ;)


 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 02:57:28 PM
No, I cant just let these raginlittleblondebabes go off about "Im just assertive and independant" blah blah blah  ;)


 

Well... I am assertive.

But I'm a smartass female dog too.

jsia.

and Goddamnit you talk alot too


Joking!  :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 10, 2005, 03:06:19 PM
Passed out girl in Inches bed (http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/1753-00-2.JPG)

just saying....


How'd you find these?  It just hurts to find out someone you loved isn't who you think they are. She told she was young and had just moved to L.A.  She was in a desperate situation and needed the money. I still love her even after this. I'm just glad you didn't find any of the movies she's been in. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 03:16:44 PM
your diclaimer or your warning label?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 03:27:17 PM
Youre a cute kid and all but I would tire off all that might quickly.

jsia


hey, my first jsia


congratulations!  :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 10, 2005, 03:31:12 PM
Court- I have a  privacy invading question... Feel free to cyber-female dog slap me. Or cyber-opinionated blonde slap me. Here goes: What do you term seckshul frustration? U are waiting for a ring, correct? For me frustration derives from lack of attaining something I am pursuing.

Just saying...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 10, 2005, 04:18:16 PM
And I appreciate the answer. See no smartalecky comments... I respect your decision, and I'm glad my friends are sluts.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 04:28:21 PM
And if it's two republicans together.... whew...hot.

yeah 'cause they do all those things that were illegal until last year, and are now pissed 'cause they're legal for everyone.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 04:31:03 PM
:-*

I just got so annoyed with VA repubs last year after Lawrence... 'cause it's like "oh sure... you don't have oral sex."

just the odds of straight people getting arrested for it were much lower.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 04:37:02 PM
YEAAAAYYYUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR







 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 04:37:35 PM
haha
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 04:39:31 PM
I am going to sleep so nice tonight.  :D  :D


No seriously, youre doing stuff in my head.  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 04:40:10 PM
hehe AJ

so when are the guys gonna have nakey pillow fight/rasslin'
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 04:41:53 PM
"touching each other, rubbing each others tittyballs.  mmm mmm mmm, its disgusting!"


-Chappelle
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 10, 2005, 04:42:32 PM
I have a video camera... if you would want to borrow it.

And by 'have', I mean I would go out and buy one if you girls needed one. I'm a hell of a nice guy. Really, I am.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 04:43:49 PM
ok D77
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 04:49:34 PM
Top!

Yesssssss

someone likes to dominate.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 04:53:10 PM
hehe

I'm hot
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 10, 2005, 04:54:02 PM
Top!

Yesssssss

I respect a woman's right to choose.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 04:54:59 PM
I just meant that the sun was beating on my apartment

and I'm temperatur hot
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 04:55:51 PM
uh technically gay girls cant have him either


ok, glad we got that straight  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 04:57:11 PM
I'd prolly have sex with a girl for like $500 or so.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 04:57:43 PM
I'd prolly have sex with a girl for like $500 or so.
wait unless I had to do oral.. then it'd be like $1000
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 05:03:14 PM
I'd prolly have sex with a girl for like $500 or so.
wait unless I had to do oral.. then it'd be like $1000


Ladies, prostitution of T has begun!  He drives a hard bargain, but you have to pay for such quality!

thanks... maybe I should go pro to put myself through LS...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 10, 2005, 07:16:48 PM
haha

that's nuts... well not. :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 10, 2005, 07:19:13 PM
Checking in.

With my lifetime pass card.


ditto.

As am I.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Master Shake on July 10, 2005, 09:30:48 PM
Look I have hair now, this has to help me get some lovin'.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 09:41:28 PM
Im gonna go take my frustration out on a couple of stiff ones here pretty soon.


Grrr...you are a beast woman.

ok, I started drinking at home a little  :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 09:42:33 PM
yeesh, I dont like splenda for some reason
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 09:45:30 PM
wonkie seems to be workin  8) <--beer gogles


whattttever it means
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 09:52:56 PM
Bet you be a fine ass belle squeeze when I get them tequila shades on...  8)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 09:57:39 PM
haha  made you blush  ;D


and you know it!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 10, 2005, 10:01:15 PM
Only one person makes me blush.

And it isn't you.

You make me cackle.

Like a witch.

Bwahahahahaha.

You called.
 ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 10, 2005, 10:01:45 PM
Brave, RUN LIKE HELL


and he will, if hes smart, he will run as fast as he can


Only one person makes me blush.

And it isn't you.


this is getting sadder by the minute




Youre mad now huh. Alchohol is a truth serum!  Blame Jack Daniels corporation.  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 10, 2005, 10:16:26 PM
My gf is headed to California...

I might join this thread for real.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 10, 2005, 10:21:11 PM
Do I get to do the folding? I'm really not as flexible as I used to be.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 10, 2005, 10:53:37 PM
I'm going to join.

I've had some interesting interactions with my ex-gf recently and its left me dizzy and confused.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 10, 2005, 10:58:48 PM
I did start a "Why am I attracted to 20 year-olds?" thread...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 10, 2005, 10:59:51 PM
My gf is headed to California...

I might join this thread for real.

So I assume that's a picture of her as your 'tar? She's cute -- what, about 15? :D

I'll bet she has a killer beanie baby collection  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 11, 2005, 05:27:09 AM
:-*
 luv you
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 11, 2005, 10:32:08 AM
hey, I think it would be really great if the two of you got together and never had sex


LSD is rooting for it ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 11, 2005, 10:50:53 AM
They serve coffee :o ???
(Makes note to self...)

I know, right? I never knew, until last night. That little baby is gonna get some MILES put on it.

Won't get to "see" my wife for three weeks starting Monday.

starts today.

 :'(

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 11, 2005, 12:15:23 PM
Just got back from lunch.

I'm still hungry for some hot lawyer @$$.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 11, 2005, 12:16:40 PM
Grrr.

I forgot to check in.

It's going to be a long life.

ditto ( i like this, I just can copy her post instead of wasting time posting my own -- very efficient )

Glad I could be of service.

how has no one else commented on this?

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 11, 2005, 12:16:53 PM
just checkin in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 11, 2005, 02:45:31 PM
Just got back from lunch.

I'm still hungry for some hot lawyer @$$.

*note to self*....must post pic.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 11, 2005, 02:47:47 PM
My gf is headed to California...

I might join this thread for real.

So I assume that's a picture of her as your 'tar? She's cute -- what, about 15? :D

am I just not getting something, or is that not a picture of Elizabeth from Survivor Australia?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Julie Fern on July 11, 2005, 03:42:14 PM
Broke up with the ole bf this weekend and i am pretty sure that this time it is for reals.

Therefore I am joining your club whether you like it or not  :).

I keep trying to be an active member of this board in general but i always get sidetracked---maybe now that i have more time and well, energy, I'll post more often.

please wash hands first.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 11, 2005, 03:43:41 PM
Broke up with the ole bf this weekend and i am pretty sure that this time it is for reals.

Therefore I am joining your club whether you like it or not :).

I keep trying to be an active member of this board in general but i always get sidetracked---maybe now that i have more time and well, energy, I'll post more often.

please wash hands first.

screw that.  Please wash hands after,
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 11, 2005, 03:43:59 PM
too high strung.....need to be played like violin....by beautiful woman....preferably a future Law student.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 11, 2005, 03:55:26 PM
too high strung.....need to be played like violin....by beautiful woman....preferably a future Law student.
I have no idea what this means.

tis poorly written desire that Julie fondle me.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Julie Fern on July 11, 2005, 03:56:46 PM
too high strung.....need to be played like violin....by beautiful woman....preferably a future Law student.
I have no idea what this means.



But thanks for the hygiene tips merc and jules ;)

he just really horny, and you welcome.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 11, 2005, 03:58:34 PM
too high strung.....need to be played like violin....by beautiful woman....preferably a future Law student.
I have no idea what this means.



But thanks for the hygiene tips merc and jules ;)

he just really horny, and you welcome.

Really, really horny.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 11, 2005, 04:51:45 PM
there was quite the frustration on this thread over the weekend.

12 days
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 11, 2005, 11:41:51 PM
My gf is headed to California...

I might join this thread for real.

So I assume that's a picture of her as your 'tar? She's cute -- what, about 15? :D

am I just not getting something, or is that not a picture of Elizabeth from Survivor Australia?


Finally.. Merc I love you. I've said she was my crush, and people have blasted my morals for having a girlfriend and a crush. My crush is innocent, I'm not a cheating bastard (because I have no shot w/ tim hasselback's wife). thank you.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 01:48:30 AM
time to check in I suppose
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 12, 2005, 02:52:53 AM
I shall not give in...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 12, 2005, 03:05:41 AM
Did u check in 2x? What dedication... and what frustration. What can Mr. Jones do?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 03:29:37 AM
I'll check in again
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 12, 2005, 03:30:44 AM

Quote

You can pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones.

And help me believe in anything.

Cause when everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be

Quote

I want to be Bob Dylan...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 12, 2005, 03:40:05 AM
ldrs can blow, and not in the fun way
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 03:48:11 AM
HAND CHECK!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 03:52:22 AM
I'll check in again

We should work somewhere where we get paid for our checking ability.

Wal-Mart?

jsia.

Or we can write checks. more fun.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 12, 2005, 03:57:25 AM
HAND CHECK!!!
i must be out of the loop or somehting, but wtf is a HANDCHECK?  thank you for your patience
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 03:57:42 AM
Nah. I don't think you can get the job as an american citizen
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 04:03:41 AM
HAND CHECK!!!
i must be out of the loop or somehting, but wtf is a HANDCHECK?  thank you for your patience

'handcheck" in THIS thread

I'll let you put together the dots.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 12, 2005, 04:05:27 AM
HAND CHECK!!!
i must be out of the loop or somehting, but wtf is a HANDCHECK?  thank you for your patience

'handcheck" in THIS thread

I'll let you put together the dots.
gotcha, you mean the old chicken choke?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 04:06:52 AM
HAND CHECK!!!
i must be out of the loop or somehting, but wtf is a HANDCHECK?  thank you for your patience

'handcheck" in THIS thread

I'll let you put together the dots.
gotcha, you mean the old chicken choke?

we need to remember that both sexes are represented here.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 12, 2005, 04:11:37 AM
right, forgot about that... what would be the equivilant for a lady?  chicken gag?  gross.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 04:12:31 AM
 :o :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 04:13:10 AM
right, forgot about that... what would be the equivilant for a lady?  chicken gag?  gross.

Something with electric assistance, most likely ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 04:36:20 AM
Again ???

Must be an unusually frustrating day.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 04:38:41 AM
Since I see that a couple of you are up, please catch me up to speed.

Is this thread what I think it is?  A support group for the sexually frustrated?

I'm relatively new to the forum and far too lazy to go back and read all of the previous posts.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:39:06 AM
yes, pretty  much
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 04:39:37 AM
that about covers it
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:39:53 AM
some are self-induced (Court, Brave, Bruin), some from external factors (myself - getting married in under two weeks), and some folks just aren't getting any
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:41:47 AM
have a good weekend?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:44:03 AM
i didn't figure you wouldn't be here ;)

and that's a pretty strong showing for a weekend.  i think my big days all came during the week when i approached 300.  no fun in LA huh??
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 04:45:08 AM
Intense.

What the hell are you all doing up right now?

And yes, like the rat guy.  That movie really pissed me off when it came out.  Fortunately, Willard is my last name.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 04:46:16 AM
Other than not getting laid, of course . . .
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:46:50 AM
i'm wasting a bit of time b/w the gym and getting ready for work. 


and not getting laid of course

11.5 days
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 04:49:47 AM
You're complaining about 12 days??  Come on, now.

And if you're talking smack about Louisiana, you must not be a drinker, yeah?  If you are, there should be plenty of trouble for you to be getting into.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:52:13 AM
yes i'm complaining about 12 days.  i've kept a running countdown for the past 40something.

but after 4 yrs...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 04:53:00 AM
I didn't know that there were people inhabiting Northern Louisiana, I figured that it was all swampland and nuclear waste dumpsites.

Where are you taking classes in N. LA?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 04:54:23 AM
After 4 years, what?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:56:22 AM
After 4 years, what?

you become accustomed to getting what you want/need to not be frustrated.  i was "cut off" leading up to the wedding
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 04:57:03 AM
Touchy, eh?  Maybe you should reconsider your sleep deprivation policies.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:58:36 AM
Court's a tad private, but you'll learn.

join us in the GA thread sometime
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 05:00:54 AM
Fair enough and noted.

I didn't mean to diss LA . . . been to LSU a couple of times and had a blast.

Whats the GA thread?  And thats a bummer about your woman cutting you off- she wants to feel right about wearing white?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 05:06:50 AM
"just an old sweet song, ..." thread.  lots of regulars who post the general goings-on in their lives.

she's wanting to make the wedding night extra special i think

anytime Court, anytime.   :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 05:10:24 AM
I'll check it out.  Approx. how many people are regulars around here?

I'm not sure how much I want to become immersed in LSD, however, . . . with 1L coming up, I figure that I won't have too much time to be doing what I'm doing now.

Congrats on the wedding.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 05:15:30 AM
have fun CL

there are a lot, but a bunch of us are around all the time (mainly those with boring ass jobs during the day).  don't get scared by the fact that it's 800+ pages.  just introduce yourself.  where are you heading to LS?


thanks
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 05:17:33 AM
Have fun at class.  Be sure to wear your radiation suit.  (I know, I know . . . thats the end of it).

Cool, I'll check it out.  I'm heading to Vanderbilt- you?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 05:19:19 AM
Richmond unless Wake gives a call.



Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 05:23:24 AM
Same situation with me and UVa.  I'm really excited about Vandy, though.  I did undergrad at UVa and I think it would be nice to change settings.  Virginia is unbelievable, though- it'd be impossible to turn down.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 05:31:07 AM
very good schools, both of them.  want to stay in the South?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 05:36:09 AM
More than likely, yeah.  DC area or somewhere in the Southeast.  The only exceptions to that would likely be Cali (improbable) or Chicago.

I think I'm going to hit the sack . . . nice meeting you (and anyone else who is still up).
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 05:39:25 AM
To all who read this later today:

I'm Brad and it's nice to meet you.

I may be hanging around here for a little while.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 05:44:21 AM
have a good one.  don't be a stranger
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 06:21:13 AM
Flat tire: $5

Closing down the bar @ 4 'cause you had nowhere else to go last night: $40

Getting offered a hummer at closing time by the ugly old bar skank at 4:05:..... whatever the going rate of penicillin is these days

Laughing hysterically while walking away: priceless




how was everyone elses night?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 07:00:35 AM
sounds like you had a good night merc.  sleep in the car again?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 07:02:40 AM
sounds like you had a good night merc. sleep in the car again?

it's becoming the story of my life.

itty-bitty spare "doughnut" + 90 miles home = don't even think about it.

I'm gonna get the tire fixed at lunch.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 07:17:43 AM
that was prob a smart move
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 12, 2005, 07:22:33 AM
I don't think you should be able to complain about being sexually frustrated when that's what you CHOSE....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 12, 2005, 07:24:53 AM
Well, I'm going out of town this weekend and my b/f is working like crazy, so I don't think I'll see him again for over a week.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 12, 2005, 07:38:58 AM
You can definitely complain if it comes down to being frustrated or lowering yourself to getting blown by a nasty skank.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 12, 2005, 07:44:38 AM
Yeah, but the "I'm waiting until I get married" shtick doesn't fly.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 07:50:58 AM
ehh, sure it does.  you can be frustrated as a result of your decision

(like i'll be super frustrated with all the debt i'll have in three years, but it's a to which decision i've committed)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 12, 2005, 07:52:13 AM
ehh, sure it does.  you can be frustrated as a result of your decision

(like i'll be super frustrated with all the debt i'll have in three years, but it's a to which decision i've committed)

Yes, but then you can't complain.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 12, 2005, 07:53:36 AM
ehh, sure it does.  you can be frustrated as a result of your decision

(like i'll be super frustrated with all the debt i'll have in three years, but it's a to which decision i've committed)

Yes, but then you can't complain.

By your logic, you cannot complain about being hungry if you pass up food from a dumpster.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 12, 2005, 07:57:44 AM
No, I'm saying you can't complain about being hungry when you have Filet Mingon (sp?) sitting there that you're just WAITING to eat because you think it'll taste better later.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 12, 2005, 08:02:05 AM
No, I'm saying you can't complain about being hungry when you have Filet Mingon (sp?) sitting there that you're just WAITING to eat because you think it'll taste better later.

Ah, ok.  I was thinking that you were referring to the skank from last night.

Yeah, I don't have that kind of willpower.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 08:04:01 AM
of course i can complain about it.  that's the nature of complaining.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 12, 2005, 08:05:15 AM
of course i can complain about it.  that's the nature of complaining.



...and more power to you for abstaining.  Me, I cannot do it.  Of course, the "M" word is not mentioned in my house and won't be for quite a while.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 12, 2005, 08:06:33 AM
I think that your "complaining" is more like GLOATING that you actually HAVE a filet waiting for you!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 08:29:08 AM
i assume that's like people bitching about having to pay cap gains tax to you, isn't it?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 08:30:18 AM
who's willard... 'tar's too small... he could be cute.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 12, 2005, 08:31:29 AM
who's willard... 'tar's too small... he could be cute.

Ask him if he wants to try a _T_ on for size.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 12, 2005, 08:31:47 AM
Agreed.  Willard could be a cutie!

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 12, 2005, 08:33:17 AM
Pres, you still not worried that all this build up will lead to disappointment?! 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 08:33:23 AM
i think you're like a shark to blood in the water with new fellas ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 08:35:31 AM
nah.  gonna be a gooooooooooooood night
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 12, 2005, 08:36:20 AM
nah.  gonna be a gooooooooooooood night

All 3 minutes of it.   ;D

haha, jk Pres.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 12, 2005, 08:38:06 AM
i assume that's like people bitching about having to pay cap gains tax to you, isn't it?

Yeah kinda!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Oneof2 on July 12, 2005, 08:39:18 AM
nah.  gonna be a gooooooooooooood night

All 3 minutes of it.   ;D

haha, jk Pres.


 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 08:39:30 AM
nah.  gonna be a gooooooooooooood night

All 3 minutes of it.   ;D

haha, jk Pres.

bastard.   :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 08:59:54 AM
it's ok pres... just take a second crack at it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 09:05:01 AM
WTF is this?  no faith whatsoever.


Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 09:20:14 AM
WTF is this?  no faith whatsoever.

:-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 09:59:12 AM
I got faith, Pres.

I'm just sayin
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 12, 2005, 10:48:29 AM
right, forgot about that... what would be the equivilant for a lady?  chicken gag?  gross.

Smothering the fish?

Filleting the fish?

Weeding the garden?

Picking the cherry?

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 11:58:16 AM
afternoon checkin
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 12:47:49 PM
day two.

fuckity @#!* @#!*.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 01:07:14 PM
of 21??
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 01:17:02 PM
just about

won't get any until the 30th

*&^%.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 01:21:03 PM
i know your pain.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 02:51:54 PM
yay... two of my boys are frustrated... ok... make out :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 02:56:25 PM
who's willard... 'tar's too small... he could be cute.
[/quote

I'm Willard . . . and I'm pretty new.  I appreciate that.  Fortunately, however, I don't define my manhood by the size of my avatar.  (It's the best I've got)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 02:58:40 PM
you could always crop it ;)

kidding.  nice to meet you.
I'm an LSD institution. hence I have taken the moniker of a single initial.

I'm gay and really forward... 'cause I think it's funny, but if it bothers give me a heads up, I'll quit it.

sexy ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 12, 2005, 02:58:54 PM
:::squits at Willard's avatar::::
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 02:59:58 PM
:::squits at Willard's avatar::::

ok pot...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 03:02:01 PM
no you won't T ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 03:03:27 PM
you could always crop it ;)

kidding.  nice to meet you.
I'm an LSD institution. hence I have taken the moniker of a single initial.

I'm gay and really forward... 'cause I think it's funny, but if it bothers give me a heads up, I'll quit it.

sexy ;D

I see that.

I'm straight and relatively passive, but it doesn't bother me.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 03:04:59 PM
no you won't T ;)

you never made a case of it lover :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 03:05:41 PM
:::squits at Willard's avatar::::

Hypocrite.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 12, 2005, 03:06:50 PM
:::squits at Willard's avatar::::

Hypocrite.

Don't worry, the big picture's coming....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 03:07:39 PM
:::squits at Willard's avatar::::

Hypocrite.

Don't worry, the big picture's coming....

challenge extended.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 12, 2005, 03:09:18 PM
:::squits at Willard's avatar::::

Hypocrite.

Don't worry, the big picture's coming....

challenge extended.

Soon as I have internet service at home.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 03:09:48 PM
no you won't T ;)

you never made a case of it lover :-*

HEEEEEEYYYYYY
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 03:11:13 PM
:::squits at Willard's avatar::::

Hypocrite.

Don't worry, the big picture's coming....

Looking forward to it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 03:12:32 PM
no you won't T ;)

you never made a case of it lover :-*

HEEEEEEYYYYYY

wait was that like an:
a.  "HEY! >:( "
b.  gay way of saying hey
please advise.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 12, 2005, 03:24:17 PM
Punching out.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 03:39:02 PM
you lost me
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 04:14:19 PM
you lost me

we you being mad.. or joking?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:26:00 PM
joking
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 04:27:05 PM
ya lost ME, ya damn uppity monkeyfucker!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:31:57 PM
why are you talking about T like that?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 04:36:01 PM
um, 'cause he screwed a monkey?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 04:39:34 PM
eh, good point. 

T, why'd you screw a monkey?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 12, 2005, 04:59:21 PM
there she is
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 05:05:56 PM
voluntary still doesn't count

my german friend asked me what your problem was!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 05:09:12 PM
ummm NO.

all the people at work think you are crazy
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 12, 2005, 05:15:16 PM
gracias por la traducción

thank you for the translation
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 05:18:37 PM
just me, Jana the German girl, and Sophie the French girl.

to them, virgins are like animals in the zoo.

Very rarely seen in the wild.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 12, 2005, 05:20:01 PM
(http://www.giftbasket-xpress.com/images/plush/Dont_Feed-text.jpg)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 12, 2005, 05:21:47 PM
I'm starting to like the posting pictures to reply to something. I may make it my trademark.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2005, 05:22:34 PM
their exact words:

"she is not so bad looking!  why is she not having the sex?" -Sophie

"I don't get it" - Jana
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 12, 2005, 05:30:01 PM
[
Soon I have internet service at home.

ditto
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 12, 2005, 05:31:02 PM
[
Soon I have internet service at home.

ditto

The only thing that comes before internet in my house is air conditioning

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 12, 2005, 07:58:36 PM
ya lost ME, ya damn uppity monkeyfucker!!

I know you're a little scruffy sometimes, but you're no monkey... don't put yourself down like that.

:-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 12, 2005, 07:59:56 PM
i don't think that twist was anticipated
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Master Shake on July 12, 2005, 11:02:21 PM
What's wrong with monkeys?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 12, 2005, 11:04:11 PM
HANDCHECK!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 13, 2005, 06:37:37 AM
here.

*raises hand*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 13, 2005, 07:21:01 AM
checking in, day 2.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 13, 2005, 07:28:30 AM
female dog.

I'm gonna concentrate on my studies >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 09:02:45 AM
10 days
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 09:12:21 AM
sonofabitchcockmonkeymotherfu ckinshitkickingasshole.

today sucks

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 13, 2005, 09:14:14 AM
then break it down and do the nasty


duh
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 09:15:21 AM
this is true
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 13, 2005, 09:33:26 AM
sonofabitchcockmonkeymotherfuckinshitkickingasshole.

today sucks

sorry baby
me too

:-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 13, 2005, 11:44:21 AM
eh, good point. 

T, why'd you screw a monkey?

 :o How dare you!!

First of all....I am NOT a monkey! Ans T was incredible :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 13, 2005, 11:48:31 AM
:-*

haaayyyyyy baby
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 12:03:14 PM
way TMI
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 13, 2005, 12:18:06 PM
way TMI

PRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 12:24:47 PM
:)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 01:25:41 PM
this suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

just went down to the caf, saw a nursing student in a skirt short enough to almost get a peek at the gibblets.

I DON'T NEED THIS KINDA PRESSURE!!!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 13, 2005, 01:30:22 PM
this suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

just went down to the caf, saw a nursing student in a skirt short enough to almost get a peek at the gibblets.

I DON'T NEED THIS KINDA PRESSURE!!!!!
LOLed at peek at the gibblets...  :D :D :D ;D :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 13, 2005, 01:31:43 PM
3 days and Merc devolves into a monster.

I likey.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 13, 2005, 01:47:17 PM
mmmmmm
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 01:47:53 PM
mmmmmm

?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 13, 2005, 01:48:30 PM
It's been 2 days and gonna be 5 more.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 01:49:12 PM
three days here, gonna be 17 more
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 13, 2005, 01:50:10 PM
three days here, gonna be 17 more

lurv you.

4 days without booze.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 01:51:14 PM
three days here, gonna be 17 more

lurv you.

4 days without booze.

not yet, chief.  But If I don't get a handle on this soon, who knows?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 03:45:28 PM
oh my shits and giggles!!

It's back.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 03:46:53 PM
oh my shits and giggles!!

It's back.

Miss me, doll?

I know you did.

no, darlin.

Don't you remember?

I Split the Uprights

(wwwwwaaaaaayyyyyyy past the line!!!)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 03:52:41 PM
probably my post of the day, right there.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 03:53:48 PM
I think she's in shock
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 13, 2005, 03:57:24 PM
Court surfaces!

Good afternoon.  :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 13, 2005, 04:00:53 PM
hey Court, it's about time..
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 13, 2005, 04:03:16 PM
I just remembered... I had a dream about merc.

MOST impressive. :-* :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 13, 2005, 04:10:48 PM
check-in time
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 13, 2005, 04:12:10 PM
where were you last night?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 13, 2005, 04:12:48 PM
I went to bed entirely too early thanks to you ::)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 04:15:24 PM
I just remembered... I had a dream about merc.

MOST impressive. :-* :P


 :o

and

ty!  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 13, 2005, 04:25:56 PM
np BIG guy ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 08:12:47 PM
this SUXXXX
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 13, 2005, 08:15:37 PM
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(

Can't make up my mind!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 08:16:59 PM
>:(

?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 08:22:47 PM
>:(

?

I'm TRYING to do homework but I keep getting SUCKED BACK IN to the LSD forcefield!

THAT was my attempt at not verbally posting.

Darn it all.


P.S.

Still here.

This week is bad for some reason.

Just *grrr*

you seem a bit on edge.

I have a suggestion as to how to solve that problem.

I'm just sayin
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 08:29:02 PM
Not at work, bro.

One of Merc's unbreakable rules.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 13, 2005, 08:30:56 PM
Hey hun, whatcha doin in this thread? ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 08:31:30 PM
woooooohoooo!

gails back!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 13, 2005, 08:32:44 PM
Not for long though
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2005, 08:37:06 PM
Not for long though

that makes me a sad Panda.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 09:44:49 PM
10 days
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 09:46:13 PM
won't happen
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 13, 2005, 09:46:36 PM
Not for long though

that makes me a sad Panda.

haha SAD panda!

I love it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 09:47:52 PM
more possible but for your sanity...;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 09:52:55 PM
ehh, you'll actually be glad that you waited when you do

at least, i was

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 13, 2005, 10:06:10 PM
Tag

Just marking the point to which I've read.

Is LSD offered in a CliffsNotes (TM) version??
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 10:06:53 PM
def a pdub in the making
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 13, 2005, 10:07:30 PM
the preffered nomenclature is *BAFF* willard

jsia

you'll learn to catch up to the fast pace

e.g court and I talk in 4 different threads at once

because we are special
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 10:08:16 PM
and whores
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 13, 2005, 10:09:39 PM
yes, that has been brought to my attention

fortunately I was the last added to the who is the upcoming whore ballot

consider me a write in canidate
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 13, 2005, 10:11:31 PM
the preffered nomenclature is *BAFF* willard

jsia

you'll learn to catch up to the fast pace

e.g court and I talk in 4 different threads at once

because we are special

Gotcha and thanks.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 10:15:00 PM
yes, that has been brought to my attention

fortunately I was the last added to the who is the upcoming whore ballot

consider me a write in canidate

but a strong contender at that
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 13, 2005, 10:17:31 PM
yes, that has been brought to my attention

fortunately I was the last added to the who is the upcoming whore ballot

consider me a write in canidate

but a strong contender at that

we'll see if I last, although powerscore homework isn't keeping me busy enough


and once I get apps off inthe fall I'll be free to hang out

so I'll probably make it
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 10:19:31 PM
i didn't join until february well after i had everythign complete.  i'd hate to see where i woudl be if i had joined earlier
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 13, 2005, 10:20:08 PM
no *&^% at 8k, thats madness
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 13, 2005, 10:22:05 PM
thank you, boring job, for letting me post so much
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 13, 2005, 10:25:54 PM
word up brave

I think you ran Court off

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 13, 2005, 10:33:43 PM
checking in after my nap
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 14, 2005, 12:23:55 AM
my late-night check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 14, 2005, 12:28:52 AM
Whats up, Bruin?

You're a bastard for going to UVa, for the record.  Welcome to Shangri-la.  I did my undergrad there and you're going to have a blast.  I'm still on their waitlist and hoping.

Make sure you go to Coupe DeVille's and bag a 1st year before you graduate for me if I don't make the cut.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 14, 2005, 12:31:14 AM
Whats up, Bruin?

You're a bastard for going to UVa, for the record.  Welcome to Shangri-la.  I did my undergrad there and you're going to have a blast.  I'm still on their waitlist and hoping.

Make sure you go to Coupe DeVille's and bag a 1st year before you graduate for me if I don't make the cut.

Good luck w/the WL. Really looking forward to C'ville/UVa
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 14, 2005, 12:32:29 AM
Thanks, the QoL there should be leaps and bounds above any other T14.

I hope you can drink, though!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 14, 2005, 12:33:06 AM
I'll learn ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 14, 2005, 04:37:22 AM
I chewed a whole bag of ice yesterday.



Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 04:40:41 AM
thank you, boring job, for letting me post so much

you've definitely outdone me Pres.

I'm just checking in for the evening.

but that all comes to an end next week (as far as major posting)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 07:03:23 AM
I chewed a whole bag of ice yesterday.

:D :D

so willard... where are you going? if not UVA?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 14, 2005, 07:05:09 AM
Well, I'm about to go to sleep.

But, next year I'll be at Vanderbilt.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 07:07:34 AM
come to think of it, so does my presence here
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 07:15:23 AM
checking in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: drowles on July 14, 2005, 09:43:31 AM
checking out.. hooray..
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 09:49:05 AM
checking out.. hooray..


monkeyfucker TM


TM 2005 Merc
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: drowles on July 14, 2005, 09:53:49 AM
checking out.. hooray..


monkeyfucker TM


TM 2005 Merc

Man.. im so out of the loop.. I didnt know phrases had been trademarked up in this biatch.. shiznit.. what am i doing here.. i dont belong here.. for the time being anyway..  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 09:59:27 AM
no gloating
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 09:59:36 AM
checking out.. hooray..


monkeyfucker TM


TM 2005 Merc

ha! Nice.

day f-in 4 here.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 10:14:33 AM
I believe giving credit where credit is due

jellyfishTM

TM 2005: T
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 10:23:31 AM
damn all you original people

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 10:54:46 AM
the preffered nomenclature is *BAFF* willard

jsia

you'll learn to catch up to the fast pace

e.g court and I talk in 4 different threads at once

because we are special


Clarification:

NOT SHORT BUS SPECIAL!

depends on who on LSD you are talking about.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 10:57:43 AM
how's life in Charleston SD?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 14, 2005, 10:58:29 AM
YoungNastyMan is short bus material. Had to put a helmet on him before I did to him what I did in the "I want" thread. Didn't want him to fall and hit his oversized cranium. :P

the preffered nomenclature is *BAFF* willard

jsia

you'll learn to catch up to the fast pace

e.g court and I talk in 4 different threads at once

because we are special


Clarification:

NOT SHORT BUS SPECIAL!

depends on who on LSD you are talking about.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 10:59:15 AM
Cloudy, so no beach today.  Still hot as balls though.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 11:00:35 AM
YoungNastyMan is short bus material. Had to put a helmet on him before I did to him what I did in the "I want" thread. Didn't want him to fall and hit his oversized cranium. :P

the preffered nomenclature is *BAFF* willard

jsia

you'll learn to catch up to the fast pace

e.g court and I talk in 4 different threads at once

because we are special


Clarification:

NOT SHORT BUS SPECIAL!

depends on who on LSD you are talking about.

Not who I had in mind, but you seem to be on a mission...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 11:02:45 AM
Cloudy, so no beach today.  Still hot as balls though.

cloudy and hot here too.  no beach til next week though
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 11:04:06 AM
I start building my bar in my dining room next week in preparation for all of the hurricane parties that are inevitably coming.  Pictures to come.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 11:05:52 AM
is this a late summer/fall addition or a permanent one?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 11:10:02 AM
As permanent as I am, I guess.  The old one is just too flimsy.  After summer classes I'll have the time to actually build something nice.  The landlord gave his thumbs-up so I pretty much take that as a go-ahead to go crazy.  I've already bought the water and drain lines to put in a sink and bought the mini-fridge.  I have even drawn up the plans.  Now I just have to get these dumbass summer classes out of the way and do it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 11:12:51 AM
sounds like a nice addition. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 11:17:58 AM
If I decide to attend Chas. School of Law (which seems like a viable option since leaving Charleston is just about equivalent to pissing glass) I will probably buy this place, anyway.  The only thing that has me concerned is that when it gets appraised, the bar may actually add to the value of the house and I'll be paying for my own work.  If that happens, though I'd just axe it and build it better.  Hell, building it is half the fun anyway.  I can drink beer off of a sawhorse just as well as I can off my nice bar.  :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 11:25:42 AM
i heavily considered CSL b/c of the prospects of living in Charleston afterwards, but decided that i could always move there later (or get a beach house). 

ha, no, wouldn't want to have to pay for it.  are you going to paint/stain/gloss or not sure yet?  i built one at the fraternity house with a couple of guys that we stained then glossed (or maybe lacquered is the correct term) the top.  turned out fairly well.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 11:29:25 AM
Yeah, I'll be staining and varnishing the entire deal.  It depends on how the end result looks as to whether or not I'll chop it up or just attempt to dismantle it.

That is true; you can always move here or get a beach house after LS.  I'm already settled, though, and I got this townhouse for next to nothing for where it's located.  The thought of giving it up to go live in a shoebox somewhere else for three years just to come back here after makes my skin crawl.  Plus, the 6 to 1 female/male ratio is always helpful, even if I am faithful.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 11:35:25 AM
YoungNastyMan is short bus material. Had to put a helmet on him before I did to him what I did in the "I want" thread. Didn't want him to fall and hit his oversized cranium. :P

the preffered nomenclature is *BAFF* willard

jsia

you'll learn to catch up to the fast pace

e.g court and I talk in 4 different threads at once

because we are special


Clarification:

NOT SHORT BUS SPECIAL!

depends on who on LSD you are talking about.

You are one weird-ass creepy mofo.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 11:38:37 AM
YoungNastyMan is short bus material. Had to put a helmet on him before I did to him what I did in the "I want" thread. Didn't want him to fall and hit his oversized cranium. :P

the preffered nomenclature is *BAFF* willard

jsia

you'll learn to catch up to the fast pace

e.g court and I talk in 4 different threads at once

because we are special


Clarification:

NOT SHORT BUS SPECIAL!

depends on who on LSD you are talking about.

You are one weird-ass creepy mofo.

It looks to me like he is attempting to mimic _T_'s coyness but it just isn't working out.  Weird and creepy is the result. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 11:49:26 AM
'cause I'm being truthful... and he's straight... and weird.  but I like it. :D

lurv you merc
:-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 11:54:55 AM
(http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/mbisson/cruise-animated.gif)

The power of scientology.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 11:57:29 AM
way to un-borify this thread. good job social.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: NathanB on July 14, 2005, 11:59:40 AM
It'd be awesome if oprah exploded at the end or something!  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 12:00:11 PM
that's hilarious
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 12:06:47 PM
Yeah, I'll be staining and varnishing the entire deal.  It depends on how the end result looks as to whether or not I'll chop it up or just attempt to dismantle it.

That is true; you can always move here or get a beach house after LS.  I'm already settled, though, and I got this townhouse for next to nothing for where it's located.  The thought of giving it up to go live in a shoebox somewhere else for three years just to come back here after makes my skin crawl.  Plus, the 6 to 1 female/male ratio is always helpful, even if I am faithful.

i don't blame you at all.  if i was already there, no way in hell i'd leave
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 14, 2005, 12:26:13 PM
(http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/mbisson/cruise-animated.gif)

The power of scientology.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh @#!* that is funny!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 12:26:38 PM
'tis verry good.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 12:45:28 PM
(http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/mbisson/cruise-animated.gif)

The power of scientology.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh @#!* that is funny!

it's now my desktop background
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 14, 2005, 01:10:44 PM
late morning check
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 14, 2005, 01:30:13 PM
No, actually I was going for mean and creepy. I do not wish to be T. There can be only one and I am not he. (notice the highlander reference)....(notice T toying with his sword and it shooting lightening).

YoungNastyMan is short bus material. Had to put a helmet on him before I did to him what I did in the "I want" thread. Didn't want him to fall and hit his oversized cranium. :P

the preffered nomenclature is *BAFF* willard

jsia

you'll learn to catch up to the fast pace

e.g court and I talk in 4 different threads at once

because we are special


Clarification:

NOT SHORT BUS SPECIAL!

depends on who on LSD you are talking about.

You are one weird-ass creepy mofo.

It looks to me like he is attempting to mimic _T_'s coyness but it just isn't working out.  Weird and creepy is the result. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 03:04:34 PM
Why are men so bitchy when they aren't getting any???
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 03:07:13 PM
Why are men so bitchy when they aren't getting any???

Same reason women are when we want to watch TV?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 14, 2005, 03:07:32 PM
@#!* YOU WE ARENT BITCHY

GODDAMNIT CANT YOU SEE THAT!!!!!!!!

 ;D  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 03:08:45 PM
Why are men so bitchy when they aren't getting any???

WHAT THE @#!* IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 14, 2005, 03:09:08 PM
Why are men so bitchy when they aren't getting any???

forget it...i'm trash...not the least bit worthwhile....just ignore me....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 03:11:39 PM
Why are men so bitchy when they aren't getting any???

WHAT THE #@!* IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????


Uuuuuummmm.....I'm starting to learn about all the things men will do for the oportunity to be not frustrated any more.......
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 03:13:14 PM
Why are men so bitchy when they aren't getting any???

WHAT THE #@!* IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????


Uuuuuummmm.....I'm starting to learn about all the things men will do for the oportunity to be not frustrated any more.......

like what?  I'm open to suggestions over here....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 14, 2005, 03:14:22 PM
go visit your sister....maybe she'll help you out.

Why are men so bitchy when they aren't getting any???

WHAT THE #@!* IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????


Uuuuuummmm.....I'm starting to learn about all the things men will do for the oportunity to be not frustrated any more.......

like what?  I'm open to suggestions over here....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 03:16:09 PM
Merc, did you piss in this guy's Cheerios or what?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 03:17:15 PM
Merc, did you piss in this guy's Cheerios or what?

In a weird way, it's somewhat flattering to have my own personal troll.

Feels like I've arrived!  I am now officially A-list on LSD!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 14, 2005, 03:17:51 PM
I called his sister AND his mom...no dice.  :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 03:19:05 PM
I called his sister AND his mom...no dice. :-\

which sister?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 03:19:28 PM
I called his sister AND his mom...no dice.  :-\

bitches don't put out unless you buy them dinner.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 03:20:55 PM
I called his sister AND his mom...no dice.  :-\

bitches don't put out unless you buy them dinner.


LOL!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 14, 2005, 03:22:13 PM
You just don't get it do you you little fuckwad! You treat women like sh1t! You go on and on about yer friggin wang like its Gods gift to humanity and then you B!tch like crazy when someone goes after you. YET...i'm the bad guy for some reason whislt your *&^% flies like the wind in your mind. Yer just another overinflated egotistical jock who needs to put his male private part in his pants and stop acting like getting laid is the end all of end all.

Yet you have forced me to stoop to your level due to the fact that YOU are a PRIMITIVE THINKER who cannot understand civilized discourse and the fact that women do not deserve to be treated like *&^%!

Merc, did you piss in this guy's Cheerios or what?

In a weird way, it's somewhat flattering to have my own personal troll.

Feels like I've arrived!  I am now officially A-list on LSD!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 14, 2005, 03:22:39 PM
I called his sister AND his mom...no dice. :-\

which sister?

the one that does the thing, in the place...you the one Im thinking of  ;)


I called his sister AND his mom...no dice.  :-\

bitches don't put out unless you buy them dinner.

pfff, tell me about it...women  :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 03:26:38 PM
You just don't get it do you you little fuckwad! You treat women like sh1t! You go on and on about yer friggin wang like its Gods gift to humanity and then you B!tch like crazy when someone goes after you. YET...i'm the bad guy for some reason whislt your *&^% flies like the wind in your mind. Yer just another overinflated egotistical jock who needs to put his male private part in his pants and stop acting like getting laid is the end all of end all.

Yet you have forced me to stoop to your level due to the fact that YOU are a PRIMITIVE THINKER who cannot understand civilized discourse and the fact that women do not deserve to be treated like *&^%!

Merc, did you piss in this guy's Cheerios or what?

In a weird way, it's somewhat flattering to have my own personal troll.

Feels like I've arrived!  I am now officially A-list on LSD!

so what should the big dumb jock say now?

Am I supposed to threaten to kick your ass?

You are a very bitter dude.  You need help.

And for the record, I research and help cure children's cancer for a living.  I am a southern gentleman in real life.  I treat women like queens.  You don't know me, kid.  
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 03:28:15 PM
You just don't get it do you you little fuckwad! You treat women like sh1t! You go on and on about yer friggin wang like its Gods gift to humanity and then you B!tch like crazy when someone goes after you. YET...i'm the bad guy for some reason whislt your sh*t flies like the wind in your mind. Yer just another overinflated egotistical jock who needs to put his male private part in his pants and stop acting like getting laid is the end all of end all.

Yet you have forced me to stoop to your level due to the fact that YOU are a PRIMITIVE THINKER who cannot understand civilized discourse and the fact that women do not deserve to be treated like sh*t!

Merc, did you piss in this guy's Cheerios or what?

In a weird way, it's somewhat flattering to have my own personal troll.

Feels like I've arrived!  I am now officially A-list on LSD!


As the reigning liberal feminist women's study major on this board, I say that Merc can talk about his wang all he wants.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 03:28:27 PM
You just don't get it do you you little fuckwad! You treat women like sh1t! You go on and on about yer friggin wang like its Gods gift to humanity and then you B!tch like crazy when someone goes after you. YET...i'm the bad guy for some reason whislt your *&^% flies like the wind in your mind. Yer just another overinflated egotistical jock who needs to put his male private part in his pants and stop acting like getting laid is the end all of end all.

Yet you have forced me to stoop to your level due to the fact that YOU are a PRIMITIVE THINKER who cannot understand civilized discourse and the fact that women do not deserve to be treated like *&^%!

Merc, did you piss in this guy's Cheerios or what?

In a weird way, it's somewhat flattering to have my own personal troll.

Feels like I've arrived!  I am now officially A-list on LSD!


Heh heh.  SOMEONE got beat up in high school.

 :D  What's wrong?  Do you have a permanent wedgie?  Doesums bottom hoit?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 14, 2005, 03:29:25 PM
I bet angelus is a Brave made troll.  :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 14, 2005, 03:29:55 PM
nor do you know me......whatever....i see the double standard holds true her. Its just wrong for me to talk like the others here. fine....bye


You just don't get it do you you little fuckwad! You treat women like sh1t! You go on and on about yer friggin wang like its Gods gift to humanity and then you B!tch like crazy when someone goes after you. YET...i'm the bad guy for some reason whislt your sh*t flies like the wind in your mind. Yer just another overinflated egotistical jock who needs to put his male private part in his pants and stop acting like getting laid is the end all of end all.

Yet you have forced me to stoop to your level due to the fact that YOU are a PRIMITIVE THINKER who cannot understand civilized discourse and the fact that women do not deserve to be treated like sh*t!

Merc, did you piss in this guy's Cheerios or what?

In a weird way, it's somewhat flattering to have my own personal troll.

Feels like I've arrived!  I am now officially A-list on LSD!

so what should the big dumb jock say now?

Am I supposed to threaten to kick your ass?

You are a very bitter dude.  You need help.

And for the record, I research and help cure children's cancer for a living.  I am a southern gentleman in real life.  I treat women like queens.  You don't know me, kid.  
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 14, 2005, 03:38:05 PM
I bet angelus is a Brave made troll. :D


Hmmm....AJ's got a point....and as soon as he said that, our little troll disappeared...interesting ;D

no. i'm not brave's troll. I'm just tired of getting shat upon.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 03:39:17 PM
I thought you left
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 04:23:32 PM
Let him go.  Maybe he's just having a bad day.  Let him cool off for a few.

I'm all about second chances.  Live and let live.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 04:29:15 PM
You're too nice.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 04:39:49 PM
You're too nice.

not really.  I've just had time to cool off.  He'd never say that *&^% to my face.

I don't deal well with that sort of thing.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 04:46:38 PM
You're too nice.

  He'd never say that *&^% to my face.


'Nuff said.  I'm to old to go around fighting these days, but that doesn't mean a grown man can say what he wants to my face.

Of course, this is internet-land.  A strange and wonderous place where fisticuffs is just not possible.  Wit and an even temper is required to play here. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 04:48:20 PM
This is why I can't leave the south.  I'd get my ass stabbed(again) or shot.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 05:24:54 PM
This is why I can't leave the south.  I'd get my ass stabbed(again) or shot.

again?
:o
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 05:25:51 PM
hey T!

(yes, again.  First time was only a pencil though.)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 05:27:33 PM
oh I got stabbed in the ass with a pen knife when I was 11.

that hurt.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 05:28:47 PM
oh I got stabbed in the ass with a pen knife when I was 11.

that hurt.

I bet.  Mine was in my side.  Part of the pencil broke off and they had to go in and get it.  Not a fun few days for Merc.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 05:54:41 PM
sorry baby... what jerks there are. >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 06:02:40 PM
long time ago in junior high.  I'm over it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 06:04:10 PM
long time ago in junior high.  I'm over it.

hey mine was junior high!!!

I didn't think about it for years until now.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 06:18:55 PM
I've had many more injuries since then.  I'd list them, but everyone would think I looked like Frankenstein's Monster by the time I got done.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 14, 2005, 06:19:53 PM
I got stabbed in the arm by a bum while covering the door for a doorman when I used to bartend.  Fifty-five stitches and an AIDS test later...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 06:25:32 PM
I fractured my skull in a bike accident when I was 10...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 06:26:43 PM
I'm sexually frustrated.... ok back on track
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 14, 2005, 06:29:44 PM
Oh hey, sorry bout the stabbings guys. :-\  No hard feelings?  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 06:31:10 PM
haha, you psycho :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 06:34:01 PM
Oh hey, sorry bout the stabbings guys. :-\ No hard feelings? ;)

um, AJ?  the guy that stabbed me is currently incarcerated.  Got something you need to share with the group?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 06:37:03 PM
i'm bored.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 06:37:37 PM
i'm bored.

boy not home yet?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 14, 2005, 06:40:55 PM
Oh hey, sorry bout the stabbings guys. :-\ No hard feelings? ;)

um, AJ?  the guy that stabbed me is currently incarcerated.  Got something you need to share with the group?

Nope, as far as the courts are concerned he did it.   ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 06:41:28 PM
hehe
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 06:44:32 PM
i'm bored.

boy not home yet?

he's supposed to come over when he gets off work at 11. we'll see if he actually does.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 06:46:14 PM
i'm bored.

boy not home yet?

he's supposed to come over when he gets off work at 11. we'll see if he actually does.

your fingers broken?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 14, 2005, 06:49:19 PM
::)

hehe

but good point
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 06:53:08 PM
hey now
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 06:53:59 PM
I meant so that you couldn't stay on here and type!!

(dirty minds!!)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 06:56:20 PM
oh, i'm gonna go run after i get my laundry
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 06:58:52 PM
I should, but I don't wanna.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 07:01:54 PM
i never thought i'd see the day when someone accused Merc of shatting on them.

anyways, still a card carrying member.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 07:02:34 PM
you missed all the fun!

how many more days, Pres?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 07:05:33 PM
i read it, but not quite the same now

9.

finally in the single digits
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 07:06:22 PM
punk.  16 days here.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 14, 2005, 07:16:27 PM
damn.  is that when you're moving or will there be another stretch?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 14, 2005, 09:11:36 PM
early evening check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 09:12:25 PM
nah. I get my long overdue nooky on the 30th.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 14, 2005, 09:13:41 PM
i get mine tonight <<hopefully>>

three damn days.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 09:16:32 PM
we all hate you.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 14, 2005, 09:19:01 PM
I havent looked at your picture thread in nearly two damn minutes.  :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2005, 09:34:44 PM
I posted a pic of your "King of Queens" girl.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 15, 2005, 02:20:17 AM
HAHA... I'm okay. Really, I don't need this thread...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 15, 2005, 02:21:47 AM
Hand check!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 15, 2005, 02:24:33 AM
the reason I didn't post last night: Actively doing what I could to stay off this thread.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 15, 2005, 03:04:54 AM
the reason I didn't post last night: Actively doing what I could to stay off this thread.

and he returns.
I told u she was passed out and I was doing my best to stay faithful. And u still judge me... how insensitive.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 07:22:05 AM
Sigh....

Checking in. B/F had to work late last night and early this morning so I didn't get to see him.  :(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 08:50:42 AM
that's what you get for rubbing it in ;)

no, you need to make him call in sick or something for crying out loud.  that's absurd
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 08:54:27 AM
He already WAS sick, that's another part of why he didn't come over.

Plus he lives 25 minutes away.

But he's picking me up from the airport Sunday night, which is a BIG step for a commitment-phobe like him!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 08:56:52 AM
shouldn't you be in class?

day 5.  15 to go.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 08:57:49 AM
But he's picking me up from the airport Sunday night, which is a BIG step for a commitment-phobe like him!

don't let him leave you at home alone after picking you up.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 15, 2005, 08:59:10 AM
Checking in. She's still passed out and I have to leave. Such a sad thing...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 09:01:50 AM
in.. >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 09:03:19 AM
But he's picking me up from the airport Sunday night, which is a BIG step for a commitment-phobe like him!

don't let him leave you at home alone after picking you up.

Don't worry, I'll make him stay for a while  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 09:26:04 AM
can we ban Gail from this thread?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 09:28:08 AM
can we ban Gail from this thread?

NEVER!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 09:29:22 AM
I think we should.  All in favor?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 09:31:07 AM
AYE

;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 09:31:43 AM
What's wrong? I'm frustrated!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 09:33:37 AM
but not for more than a day at a time
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 09:34:40 AM
bingo
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 09:39:46 AM
I'm at 4 days and it's gonna be 2 1/2 more!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 09:48:07 AM
i'm at over a month.  you understand why i hve no sympathies i'm sure
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 09:49:18 AM
third!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 09:52:32 AM
It has been decided.

I'm sorry Gail, but if you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

wait. *&^%.  that's science....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 10:10:06 AM
Yeah but you don't count b/c it's self-inflicted.

Remember the whole Filet discussion?

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 10:12:55 AM
huh?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 10:14:47 AM
huh?

I started that comment aimed at Pres, then got distracted by actual work.


And I shouldn't be banned from ANY thread because I made up the physical asset thread!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 10:16:14 AM
she has a point
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 10:17:17 AM
she has a point

Of course I do!

You can't ban anyone who merits the response "Best.Post.Ever."

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 10:17:44 AM
no, mine is not self-inflicted.  those are brave, bruin and court.

unless you count getting closet to the wedding as self-inflicted
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 10:20:10 AM
you're getting married. it doesn't count.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 10:21:01 AM
she has a point

Of course I do!

You can't ban anyone who merits the response "Best.Post.Ever."



that was a good damn post....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 10:22:18 AM
You need me to crazy up this thread. Admit it.

It's just too easy and too fun to drive you silly boys crazy!  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 10:23:50 AM
yeah, yeah.  You do it to us.. we do it to T...does he do it to you?

how does the circle work?  or is it more of a food chain kinda thing?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 15, 2005, 10:26:58 AM
I get enough from my b/f and my family, I don't need any extra crazy from you guys!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 11:36:32 AM
5 and a HALF days.  son of a female dog!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 12:02:49 PM
I would think that after 20+ years of Nada, you would either blow up or have achieved a zen-like state.

I'm not buying your frustration
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 12:04:20 PM
havent' you heard about her plans to kill the rugby team down there? 

i think that's gonna be the third or fourth time
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 12:08:59 PM
I. Have. Achieved. A. High. Level. Of. Control.

yep.

and one VERY exhausted little man in the boat.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 12:26:08 PM
dude, i'm trying to help you out!

check the whoring thread
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 12:30:08 PM
dude, i'm trying to help you out!

check the whoring thread

haha

her being randy in LA doesnt help me in OH.  jsia.

doesn't your club have a private jet you could borrow?
:P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 12:43:25 PM
it was funny, you must admit.

lurv you :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 12:45:51 PM
y'know when those two finally get together, the combined cherry-pop will be on the same scale as Hiroshima.

I'm just sayin.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 12:50:02 PM
:D cherry-pop

you nasty girl
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 12:52:50 PM
"it's miss Lynn, if you're nasty."
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 12:55:52 PM
:D cherry-pop

you nasty girl

once you pop, you can't stop?

no, once YOU pop, you can't start again for a couple of minutes.....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 12:59:06 PM
:D cherry-pop

you nasty girl

once you pop, you can't stop?

no, once YOU pop, you can't start again for a couple of minutes.....


fine, get technical on the newbie....

or you could be like me, and just do it anyway....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 12:59:43 PM
:D cherry-pop

you nasty girl

once you pop, you can't stop?

no, once YOU pop, you can't start again for a couple of minutes.....


fine, get technical on the newbie....

I usually just keep going... it's after the second time I may soften a bit.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 01:11:33 PM
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 01:39:41 PM
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

whatev dude... merc said it too ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 01:42:18 PM
not in as much detail, though.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 15, 2005, 01:43:45 PM
afternoon checkin

And yeah, T, didn't need to know quite that much.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 01:52:09 PM
not in as much detail, though.

just a bit dude... jerks >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 01:54:43 PM
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

whatev dude... merc said it too ;)

i felt obliged
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 01:55:43 PM
not in as much detail, though.

just a bit dude... jerks >:(

but, T!  Imitation is the SINCEREST form of flattery!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 02:17:35 PM
afternoon check-in.  I dont have hot sorority girl soccer players (trying to think of an equivalent) hitting on me though.

im' trying to think if i would have wanted any of our soccer players to hit on me.  i don't think so.  they were all a little, errr, manly

now hot sorority girls, on the other hand
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 15, 2005, 02:25:18 PM
wait, was that to me or brave?

now some of the girls on soccer in HS were hot.  college, not so much
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 03:33:00 PM
I'm not just the damn master.  I'm the baron.  The f-in duke.  My domain has become a fifedom. A barony.  A duchy.

son of a motherfuckin female dog, life sucks.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 15, 2005, 03:56:53 PM
Do it!  You can have one of those white suits do that really cool, abrubt goal signal for ya.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:20:04 PM
I want one >:(

gimme gimme Court
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:23:56 PM
I'm actually not into redheads... Rex was an anomaly.

I like svelt... not too bulky
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:25:45 PM
YAY!!!!

PS. you're not invited ;)

kidding... but just you and me.  no more girls
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:32:43 PM
um, ok... but I take offense.

but that'd go away in like 30 secs... I'd be busy
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:37:38 PM
Problem fixed: I'll come.

jsia.

hootchie
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:42:31 PM
mmmm

actually when talking on the phone to my BFF "cake" means "cock" in case we're at work.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:44:11 PM
it's ok... head is a terrible thing to waste.

wait.. isn't it "a mind"

ehh mine is better
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 04:45:47 PM
i'm back, with 'za
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:47:53 PM
'za

did you see that FG?

it was funny
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 04:48:04 PM
i'm back, with 'za

I hope you don't actually say 'za in real life.

jsia

I do, and I STILL get more play than you!!

what does that tell you about your GAME, punk!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 04:48:21 PM
top motherfuckers!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:49:06 PM
monkeyfucker...

is your 'za hawaiian? mmm hawaiian....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 04:51:52 PM
monkeyfucker...

is your 'za hawaiian? mmm hawaiian....

you stalking me again??
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:56:12 PM
no... it was one of your fav things

I likey too
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 04:57:00 PM
true HAM and pineapple pizza.  Not any of that Canadian Bacon bull.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 04:59:48 PM
just last week

it was a flash to a "Blind Date" with Stewie and some girl

it was fuh ney
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2005, 05:29:04 PM
we gots the rains and the lightnings and the thunders.

sort of a "weather representation of the inner turmoil of Merc" thing going on outside.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 05:31:21 PM
be careful... don't go walking in memphis
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 09:16:40 PM
bugger you....

poopy hot people that can get some anytime...

they crowd this thread ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 15, 2005, 09:27:20 PM
I wanna

but I'm a loser >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 16, 2005, 06:12:22 AM
TTTTTTTTTTT  >:(

7 days
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 16, 2005, 01:03:58 PM
My B/F is DEFINATELY picking me up tomorrow. Frustrated until then, though. :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 16, 2005, 01:22:10 PM
:-* solly phanny
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 16, 2005, 02:11:02 PM
sup brave
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 16, 2005, 03:03:48 PM
Couirt: too bad Brave isn't coming to the dallas luch, would be fun to watch you guys bicker like a pair oon 9 year olds  :o

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 16, 2005, 04:31:35 PM
in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 16, 2005, 09:15:05 PM
Ill alert abercrombe
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 16, 2005, 09:19:06 PM
yeah, were buying that  ::)  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 16, 2005, 09:27:41 PM
When will your memoirs be published? 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 16, 2005, 10:22:52 PM
yeah, still here.  but we're under the one week mark at this point
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 16, 2005, 11:59:50 PM
I just called my b/f, who's supposed to pick me up from the airport tomorrow night and get me laid....and his @#$%ing cell phone is disconnected!!! Most likely because he hasn't paid the bill!!! If I don't get any tomorrow because I can't get in touch with him because he hasn't paid his cell phone bill, I AM GOING TO BE PISSED OFF.

Ahem.

So yes, sometimes I DO belong in this thread!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 17, 2005, 04:03:28 AM
Make sure said bridge is high enough to accomplish its task. ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Willard on July 17, 2005, 06:39:10 AM
I'm not drunk enough to post something that obviously demonstrates that I'm wasted, but I'm still kinda drunk and would like for this to become apparent through my post.

I know!  I'll let it become apparent through my sexual frustration!

Girls, would you rather have a huge, huge, HUGE feminine hygiene product hit on you at a bar just so that you can know that you're wanted or would you rather leave with nothing?  And I mean nothing . . . thinking that no one wants anything to do with you for the evening.

Because, tonight, I saw my fair share of worthless men shamelessly alternating turns in a game of grab ass with some moderately attractive 35 year old who happened to have a decent body and a good Mary Kay rep.  Is this normal?!  Perhaps more importantly, is it normal for me to want to harm people of this variety?  Are all women attention whores or just most of them? 

And, for the record, this is certainly not exclusive to old women.

It's a damn good thing that I don't live in Los Angeles.

Is anyone up?  I'm going in 12 hour cycles of inebriation, so you've got me for another 11 (on and off . . . but mostly off).

If this doesn't make any sense, ignore it.

It probably does, though.  I am usually an astute social observer while drunk.

PS

You know what I'm craving right now??  Some of those big ass slices of pizza from Adam's Morgan in DC.

If someone could FedEX me one of those (preserved well enough to be consumed), I'd pay them 50 bucks.  Seriously.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 11:01:05 AM
still here!!!

Dear Brave,

     When does school start for you?  We are having a social lunch of LSD-ers in Dallas.  It will be mid August.  You should come.  Perhaps you can help offset the cost of a hotel room by splitting it with another LSD-er.  Court, Perhaps?  Just a thought.

Sincerely,

Merc
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 11:18:04 AM
Dear Brave,

   I believe T will be in attendance at this gathering.  Perhaps you could work out a deal where you provide a service in exchange for his financing your trip.  It all depends on how far you are willing to go to meet Court live and in person.

Kibbles and Bits,

Merc
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 17, 2005, 01:45:07 PM
Ah!

Not that far!!

No offense, T....

Agreed

:-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 04:35:44 PM
Oh, I'm still here too.

And certain "what I'm currently wearing" comments have not helped the situation.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 04:39:16 PM
Oh, I'm still here too.

And certain "what I'm currently wearing" comments have not helped the situation.

jsia

I put on a tank top.

Panties... and a tank top....

No elaboration for you.

my imagination needs none! 

>:D

(bet that weirds you the hell out!!)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 17, 2005, 04:44:01 PM
checkin in from the weekend
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 04:45:55 PM
my imagination needs none!

>:D

(bet that weirds you the hell out!!)

I. Need. To. Shower.

Feel. Dirty.

Ahh!

I sooooo won that one.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 04:48:34 PM
for a virgin, you are VERY preoccupied with balls.

I'm just sayin.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 04:52:59 PM
for a virgin, you are VERY preoccupied with balls.

I'm just sayin.

Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I have a virgin's sex drive.

jsia.

that's great.  Just make sure I know which hand to shake when I meet ya.  I have a firm grip, and I would just HATE to mess up your sex life.


 :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 04:59:58 PM

that's great. Just make sure I know which hand to shake when I meet ya. I have a firm grip, and I would just HATE to mess up your sex life.


 :-*


You mean I'm only supposed to use one hand to relieve frustration??

 :-[


you sonofabitch!!

back to the SF thread....

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 05:01:34 PM
wait. *&^%.  this IS the sf thread.....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 05:03:36 PM
heh heh heh heh.....

 ;)

punkass.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 17, 2005, 05:04:37 PM
haha

you guys should have sex
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 17, 2005, 05:06:39 PM
with me... let's 3 way!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 05:08:23 PM
with me... let's 3 way!!!

wow.  You are drunk.

wouldn't work.  You'd have to teach me, I'd have to teach court.  It would just take too damn long.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 17, 2005, 05:10:58 PM
Three naked law students arguing over the instructins.  Sounds like a headache.

Court:  "It says to insert tab A into slot B!

Merc:  "I know!  I know!  I've done this before!!"

_T_:  "NO!  Not slot B!  Slot T!!!"

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 17, 2005, 05:11:44 PM
haha that's funny
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 05:12:08 PM
what's up, social!

you wanna sub for me in the threesome?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 17, 2005, 05:15:45 PM
Nah, my gf has a house key.  If she found out i'd be screwed (in more ways than one).

Thanks, though.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 17, 2005, 05:16:27 PM
no way court... you're participating.

so are you MERc!!!

and soc can join too
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 17, 2005, 06:01:28 PM
Why the hell am I on this thread? I shouldn't be seckshually frustrated, but I am...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 06:05:03 PM
missus Merc might get just a tad pissed.

"how was lunch with your internet buddies, hun?"

"it was great!  we had a lot of Bar-b-q, then had an orgy!"

"what?"

"you got a problem with bar-b-q?"
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 06:06:37 PM
sorry.  I was busy.

working.

I swear.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 17, 2005, 06:09:52 PM
Poser!


It's been like 78 hours... I'm not posing. then again 20 years is a tad longer. But I am aware of what I'm missing. And it is GOOD...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 06:10:44 PM
sorry. I was busy.

working.

I swear.

uh-huh ::) ;D

I was!!  I was on the phone with a very important client!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 06:20:46 PM
I am working very hard!

why can't you people see that!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 17, 2005, 06:22:40 PM
I admire porn stars...

always working hard.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 17, 2005, 06:25:56 PM
Quote from: Court on Today at 07:17:21 PM

oooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooOHH!


I can see that...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Numbers on July 17, 2005, 06:29:54 PM
I'm a fast learner.

And nice cross-threading.

Even more impressive when you consider the fact I my "t" and "y" keys don't work...

I'm reduced to cutting and pasting. My internet speech impediment.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 17, 2005, 06:39:45 PM
:D <3
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 17, 2005, 06:52:38 PM
:-* tra
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 07:05:04 PM
I wish you were in L.A. , T....we could go to Hot Dog, this really fun gay club in WeHo (west hollywood to non-cali peeps) You'd be reeling em in left and right, and I always get swarmed by the lesbian contingent....

nice.  What are YOU doing in here?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 17, 2005, 07:12:02 PM
badda buh buh buh, Im kickin' T's ass

for putting that Goddamn jingle in my head!   :P  :P  :P  :P   :P




I hope they have a holloween version where a tired but thoroughly satified axe murderer comes in to a McDonalds at 3 am, covered in blood, for some griddle cakes.  Im picturing that mouth-full-of-food, content-where-you-are nodding motion they always make.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 07:17:34 PM
I wish you were in L.A. , T....we could go to Hot Dog, this really fun gay club in WeHo (west hollywood to non-cali peeps) You'd be reeling em in left and right, and I always get swarmed by the lesbian contingent....

nice.  What are YOU doing in here?


Lesbians love me. They buy me drinks right and left, even though I tell them I'm straight. I go there with my gay friend Drew all the time...even gay guys need wingmen, or in my case, a wingwoman!



no sweetie.  I was asking why you were in the Seckshully frustrated thread.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 17, 2005, 07:19:14 PM
I'm game for WeHo
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 07:19:58 PM
I'm game for WeHo

let's all go!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 07:22:27 PM
um yeah.  me too.

that's why I'm here.

I'm not frustrated.

No sirree, bob.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 07:24:00 PM
Checking in.

Cause I'm not leaving the bed.

Then I would think you'd be checking OUT.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 07:26:48 PM
Checking in.

Cause I'm not leaving the bed.

Then I would think you'd be checking OUT.

Bed alone.

I can't *completely* alleviate my own seckshul frustration.

Short fingers?

(It had to be done, people.  Back off.)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 17, 2005, 07:27:52 PM
I would back off except your married and apparently you dont know where the "clit" is.  No wonder you spend so much time here.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 07:33:26 PM
I would back off except your married and apparently you dont know where the "clit" is. No wonder you spend so much time here. ;)

hey, she's the one that can't "completely alleviate" her sexual frustration.  Maybe she needs some g-spot stim as well. 

I'm just sayin.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 17, 2005, 07:34:17 PM
I need to get a dog.  Hmmm, I need to check on the pet regulations down at my new place.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2005, 07:36:00 PM
hey AJ.  Maybe the "seckshully frustrated" thread is not the best place to post that you need a dog.

I'm just sayin.

It looks a bit suspect.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 17, 2005, 07:36:54 PM
No, its perfectly consistent with the spirit of the thread.  I need a dog for companionship and woman for, well, ....   ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 17, 2005, 07:42:15 PM
(http://www.digitalend.com/pics/wtf.jpg)

I think this is Twarga's cat.  I dont really get cats.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 17, 2005, 09:40:08 PM
under 6 days at this point.

it's getting bad.  i've been teased for he past two days.  i'll be ready to be back at work
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 17, 2005, 10:16:33 PM
sunday evening check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 18, 2005, 01:13:08 AM
after-midnight check in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 04:57:23 AM
yup, still here
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 07:50:28 AM
Checking in because while he was over last night, he was sober, and it lasted like, 2 seconds, which only made the situation worse for me.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 07:51:38 AM
sorry gail... that's why I keep going for a second go after the initial pop.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 07:52:32 AM
I tried, but it was late and he had to go home!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 07:53:41 AM
not good.  very not good
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 07:54:48 AM
a-hole
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 07:59:45 AM
I don't see him again until Thursday!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 08:00:52 AM
female dog... at least there's an end in sight.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 08:02:08 AM
Well there's always an end IN SIGHT, I just have to squint very hard to see it!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 09:18:56 AM
still here
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 09:19:18 AM
good to see ya
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 09:23:30 AM
hey gail! 

(2 seconds!! mwahhahahahaha!!)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 09:26:59 AM
sobriety + not seeing each other in a week + boyshorts & wifebeater = very short session
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 09:31:10 AM
you should have known better!

should've started with a hummer for round one.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 09:32:23 AM
you should have known better!

should've started with a hummer for round one.

Why should he get to have all the fun?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 09:35:07 AM
you should have known better!

should've started with a hummer for round one.

Why should he get to have all the fun?

well, the idea is that he would reciprocate.  If that's not a given, then it sounds like he's a real winner.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 09:36:33 AM
you should have known better!

should've started with a hummer for round one.

Why should he get to have all the fun?

well, the idea is that he would reciprocate.  If that's not a given, then it sounds like he's a real winner.

Oh he does. All that stuff just makes the grand finale quicker.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 09:36:54 AM
hummers are fun for all
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 09:37:36 AM
hummers are fun for all

true, true
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 09:38:01 AM
hummers are fun for all

Yeah, I'll go along with that.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 09:39:20 AM
yay consensus
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 09:55:59 AM
interesting take.

"ass-sex the seckshul frustration."  which would thereby alleviate said frustration.

at least in T's case.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 09:56:48 AM
interesting take.

"ass-sex the seckshul frustration." which would thereby alleviate said frustration.

at least in T's case.

????
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 09:57:46 AM
bugger = ass-sex.

do try to keep up, sweetie.

mwah!  :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 09:58:25 AM
bugger = ass-sex.

do try to keep up, sweetie.

mwah!  :-*

Sorry it's the blonde hair and the lack of sleep (and sex) catching up with me.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 09:59:50 AM
it's all good, sweetie.

we still like you.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 10:01:08 AM
At least SOME of you should!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 10:02:00 AM
we *should* like you?

am I missing some hidden message??
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 10:03:30 AM
we *should* like you?

am I missing some hidden message??

Because of how much I post (40+ so far today).

I'm too out of it to be sneaky enough for hidden messages.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 10:05:34 AM
my average is over 40.

I'm the biggest loser of them all!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 10:06:40 AM
My average went up by 10 in the last week.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 10:07:10 AM
why am I getting the gasp-slap combo?

Nothing to deserve this, have I done.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 10:07:38 AM
I vote merc goes back to his real pic... you're much cuter than that f'er
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 10:09:32 AM
nah, Ima stay the King for a while.

You'll get to meet me and find out that I am NOT attractive.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 10:10:22 AM
nah, Ima stay the King for a while.

You'll get to meet me and find out that I am NOT attractive.

jsia

I find that difficult to believe
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 10:15:39 AM
nah, Ima stay the King for a while.

You'll get to meet me and find out that I am NOT attractive.

jsia

I find that difficult to believe

come to the Dallas lunch and find out for yourself, sweetie!

 ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 10:16:55 AM
nah, Ima stay the King for a while.

You'll get to meet me and find out that I am NOT attractive.

jsia

I find that difficult to believe

come to the Dallas lunch and find out for yourself, sweetie!

 ;)

Or you could post some more pics. I'm going to...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 10:17:42 AM
I actually am gonna update my f-ster when I get to Texas.

Don't have any of my pics here anymore.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 10:18:36 AM
I should have some up by this afternoon. Hopefully one or two will be good enough for the avatar.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 18, 2005, 10:19:28 AM
You guys actually use that friendster?  Is it worth signing up for?  I have a facebook, but that's about it.  I don't know if I'd actually check it if I got a friendster account.  Perhaps dogster....that seems harmless enough...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 10:26:22 AM
my average is over 40.

I'm the biggest loser of them all!!

i'd hate to see what this makes me then
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 11:09:42 AM
nah, Ima stay the King for a while.

You'll get to meet me and find out that I am NOT attractive.

jsia

I find that difficult to believe

I've seen many a merc pic
and he is indeed a QT314159
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 11:30:15 AM
nah, Ima stay the King for a while.

You'll get to meet me and find out that I am NOT attractive.

jsia

I find that difficult to believe

I've seen many a merc pic
and he is indeed a QT314159

Merc's description of himself is dead-on "my type" (so sorry if I come on a little strong!) :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 11:31:25 AM
nah, Ima stay the King for a while.

You'll get to meet me and find out that I am NOT attractive.

jsia

I find that difficult to believe

I've seen many a merc pic
and he is indeed a QT314159

Merc's description of himself is dead-on "my type" (so sorry if I come on a little strong!) :-*

rawr!!

I feel like I should be holding a chair and a whip!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 11:33:44 AM
nah, Ima stay the King for a while.

You'll get to meet me and find out that I am NOT attractive.

jsia

I find that difficult to believe

I've seen many a merc pic
and he is indeed a QT314159

Merc's description of himself is dead-on "my type" (so sorry if I come on a little strong!) :-*

rawr!!

I feel like I should be holding a chair and a whip!!

Good idea. I'll bring the fuzzy handcuffs & Redi Whip.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 12:39:53 PM
you still not coming to the Dallas get-together?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 12:43:14 PM
i'm prob gonna start an hour countdown as opposed to the day.

it's moving by more and more slowly
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 12:50:27 PM
alrighty then.  Don't be surprised If court forgets your name, then.

I'm just sayin.

T has that effect on women.....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 12:53:05 PM
i thought that was an opportunity to say you were gonna make her remember another name.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 18, 2005, 12:53:40 PM
Monday morning check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 12:54:12 PM
your loss, bro.

maybe next summer we'll do a get-together.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 01:19:15 PM
it's a curse >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 01:33:46 PM
it's a curse >:(

having the love of a blonde virgin bombshell is a curse?

man.  You ARE gay!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 01:34:57 PM
it's a curse >:(

having the love of a blonde virgin bombshell is a curse?

man.  You ARE gay!

what you didn't believe me?  I'm very gay ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 18, 2005, 01:52:09 PM
I thought this might help some of you

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB1/

She will do whatever you ask
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 02:14:10 PM
that's disgusting
:o
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 02:14:34 PM
It's blocked here.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 02:15:19 PM
it's just hot chicks... they make out
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 18, 2005, 02:17:15 PM
and bring you a beer, and light your cigarette

geez!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 02:17:56 PM
it's just hot chicks... they make out

oh.  JUST????
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 02:18:24 PM
it'd be better if it was hot guys
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 02:20:14 PM
hell, i do that much...

you mean i can get a job as a bartender doing that!?!

why do you do this to us?

It's not nice to be so mean.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 02:21:55 PM
you don't have any prob being a tease to me... roll with it buddy ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 02:23:08 PM
you don't have any prob being a tease to me... roll with it buddy ;)

duly noted.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 02:24:16 PM
yeah merc, why are you mean to T like that?



Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 02:25:45 PM
That's not mean!

I mean, maybe it's the Texan in me, but when I am dating a guy, I take a cerrtain pride in looking hot when he has the guys over for the sporting event and making sure he always has a cold one...and then reducing he firend's sports commentary down to the dribble it is...

(I am the only chick I know that has alreayd pre-ordered the direct tv college football package)

I think that's actually very, very nice

I'm crying a little.  It's just sooo nice.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 18, 2005, 02:26:05 PM
That's not mean!

I mean, maybe it's the Texan in me, but when I am dating a guy, I take a cerrtain pride in looking hot when he has the guys over for the sporting event and making sure he always has a cold one...and then reducing he firend's sports commentary down to the dribble it is...

(I am the only chick I know that has alreayd pre-ordered the direct tv college football package)

I think that's actually very, very nice

you rock
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 02:26:16 PM
I like teasing Merc. It's so easy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 02:26:54 PM
I like teasing Merc. It's so easy.

are you saying I'm easy?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 02:27:08 PM
I like teasing Merc. It's so easy.

are you saying I'm easy?

I wish
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 02:27:47 PM
I like teasing Merc. It's so easy.

are you saying I'm easy?

To tease, yes.

In general, not quite sure yet.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 02:28:36 PM
I like teasing Merc. It's so easy.

are you saying I'm easy?

To tease, yes.

In general, not quite sure yet. ;)

 :o

that sounded a bit ominous!!

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 02:31:25 PM
I like teasing Merc. It's so easy.

are you saying I'm easy?

To tease, yes.

In general, not quite sure yet. ;)

 :o

that sounded a bit ominous!!



Perhaps, but in a good way I hope.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 18, 2005, 02:39:45 PM
we'll see about that
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 02:40:31 PM
we'll see about that

 :o
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 02:42:36 PM
I feel like a steak that two lionesses keep circling....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 02:44:42 PM
that's hott
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:00:30 PM
hey there honky
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:02:02 PM
still creepy
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 18, 2005, 04:02:21 PM
I feel like a steak that two lionesses keep circling....

lucky basterd! ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 18, 2005, 04:04:05 PM
still creepy

Spongebob Preciouspants?

So many jokes about merc's wang could be made from that little phrase :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:05:23 PM
that's just weird

Precious angel from up above?

I'm done now.

oh so you like me on top?

that's new.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:07:10 PM
not my style, sweetie.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:09:41 PM
fixed
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 04:13:32 PM
still creepy

Spongebob Preciouspants?

So many jokes about merc's wang could be made from that little phrase :P

I choose not to think about "merc's wang"

Thanks a bunches.

why the hell not?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 04:14:16 PM
i don't think a machete could cut through the sex energy in here
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 18, 2005, 04:15:35 PM
i don't think a machete could cut through the sex energy in here

machete would be turned into sex toy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:16:37 PM
i don't think a machete could cut through the sex energy in here

For the record, I have no sexual inclinations toward Merc.

for the record, I have no sexual inclinations toward Court.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:17:02 PM
B
i don't think a machete could cut through the sex energy in here

For the record, I have no sexual inclinations toward Merc.

No, but I do :-*

rawr!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 04:18:12 PM
i don't think a machete could cut through the sex energy in here

machete would be turned into sex toy.

that's dangerous
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 04:22:11 PM
For the record, I have no sexual inclinations toward Merc.


for the record, I have no sexual inclinations toward Court.

BS ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:24:42 PM
ha!  It's all e-game, bro.  Not one little bit meant fo' reals.

She's too damn scary in real life!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 04:28:09 PM
i do my best.

and i know.  Mrs. Merc would kick his ass, and not his e-ass.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:29:35 PM
i do my best.

and i know.  Mrs. Merc would kick his ass, and not his e-ass.



true!!

same with missus Pres and missus Phanny!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 18, 2005, 04:32:32 PM
ha!  It's all e-game, bro.  Not one little bit meant fo' reals.

She's too damn scary in real life!

It's the succubi blood, isn't it?

Vwahahahaha....

Succubi can be fun....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 18, 2005, 04:36:27 PM
true!!

same with missus Pres and missus Phanny!!

no kidding.  i'd be dead
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:38:08 PM
true!!

same with missus Pres and missus Phanny!!

no kidding. i'd be dead

yep.  this is why it's probably wise for me to go to the LSD lunch solo.  I've posted too much that could incriminate me.

I don't trust Court and T!!

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 18, 2005, 04:39:37 PM
true!!

same with missus Pres and missus Phanny!!

no kidding. i'd be dead

yep.  this is why it's probably wise for me to go to the LSD lunch solo.  I've posted too much that could incriminate me.

I don't trust Court and T!!



Hence why so many never give their real names and pics. :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 04:48:42 PM
bout time for me to go grab some food.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 05:04:46 PM
Mega corn.

that one was a reach.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 05:06:23 PM
you are the princess of wonky, so it's to be expected.

you have a pref on what day to do the lunch?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 05:24:55 PM
ima stick with princess until you make the grade in real life.

so pretty much, you will be "princess" forever.

and you will own many cats.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 05:27:58 PM
ima stick with princess until you make the grade in real life.

so pretty much, you will be "princess" forever.

and you will own many cats.

I'm kinda allergic to cats if there's a bunch of them.

So... snakes.

too bad I don't still have the picture of me with the snakes
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 18, 2005, 05:28:12 PM
why not Mercaporn?  Thats what I actually thought it said until just now.  I should pay closer attention to stuff I guess.


tsib
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 18, 2005, 05:35:48 PM
I'm frustrated by Julie. I imagine as the perfect woman awaiting, longing, me to weild my sword and conquer her kingdom. I shall scale her ivory walls, I shall ram throgh her gates, I shall lay my hands upon her treasure and take it as my own as she swoons before my majestic countenance.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 05:37:32 PM
wow.  there are people that actually get off on that?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 18, 2005, 05:37:55 PM
I'm frustrated by Julie. I imagine as the perfect woman awaiting, longing, me to weild my sword and conquer her kingdom. I shall scale her ivory walls, I shall ram throgh her gates, I shall lay my hands upon her treasure and take it as my own as she swoons before my majestic countenance.

Take your erotica OUT of the seckshul frustration thread.

Pip pip, along you go....

LOL!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 05:56:03 PM
see Ang... ppl are nicer when you have a 'tar.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 18, 2005, 06:01:00 PM
I was nice without the 'tar!

Or maybe I am just mean.

And aloof with my coolness.

 8)
Crazywonkycool

Aloof like a kitty...julie also aloof....like kitty.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 06:03:30 PM
it's ok

I'm a doof
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 18, 2005, 06:05:04 PM
So I'm aloof?

ummmmm....your hair looks great did! Did you get it done recently?

*quickly walks away* :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 18, 2005, 06:08:04 PM
I wanna be a pouf.

A body pouf.

In a certain someone's shower.

If Julie is actualwoman and not tranny then I want to be her pouf.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 06:08:11 PM
there's a salve I think
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 06:47:25 PM
back. still here.  but now I have beer.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 06:51:24 PM
me beer too

nummies
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 06:51:47 PM
but I'm at work!!  It's FORBODEN!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 06:55:29 PM
naughty boy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 06:55:46 PM
>:D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 18, 2005, 06:56:26 PM
I like bad-boy Merc :-*

hehe
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2005, 06:59:38 PM
figured you would
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 19, 2005, 12:07:34 AM
monday evening check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 19, 2005, 12:12:05 AM
Handcheck!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 12:12:19 AM
I am awesome.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 19, 2005, 12:33:52 AM
all aboard!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 19, 2005, 12:34:10 AM
Handcheck!

Bruin!

You CAN'T HANDCHECK in THIS THREAD!

Why? Nervous, are we Court? ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 19, 2005, 02:24:59 AM
early tuesday morning check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 04:35:45 AM
58 hours
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 19, 2005, 06:42:56 AM
shuddup Pres >:(

I'm in for a few more months I suspect.

If I hit 6 Months I'm paying for it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 19, 2005, 06:54:59 AM
>:(

Gonna be a long day.

especially if you're sorrounded by rugby players.

ahhh... I love when they look at you and flash you that great big gaping smile with their tooth.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 19, 2005, 07:25:39 AM
Morning kids
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 08:13:10 AM
i actually needed to add about 5 hours to that.  i don't guess i'll walk out of the ceremony and get soem
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 19, 2005, 09:39:06 AM
Dayum, ya'll.  Just go ahead and scrog already.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 10:08:45 AM
SCROG!!!

haven't heard that in a few years!!

nice!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 19, 2005, 11:09:10 AM
I have I think it's a fun word
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 19, 2005, 11:09:29 AM
 1.  scrog
v. to have wild and crazy sex

me: dude, I totally scrogged your mom!
him: really?
me: yeah
him: high five!!


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scrog
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 11:10:10 AM
for some reason it sounds like it comes from rugby, but i have no clue why.

the team at school had shirts that said (not sure on spelling) "ruck me, maul me, make me scrum"

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 19, 2005, 11:14:16 AM
Dunno about Rugby.  I always thought it was just a redneck way to say "@#!*."  As in,

"Bo, we wuzzuh scroggin' so hard in thuh back of thuh truck, I thunk fer shore her hedd was was gon' dent mah tool box it was thumpin' it so hard!"
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 11:17:00 AM
Dunno about Rugby.  I always thought it was just a redneck way to say "#@!*."  As in,

"Bo, we wuzzuh scroggin' so hard in thuh back of thuh truck, I thunk fer shore her hedd was was gon' dent mah tool box it was thumpin' it so hard!"

yeah, i don't think it actually comes from rugby, just sorta soudns like it.

nice
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 19, 2005, 11:17:33 AM
"I was scroggin' her in 'er butt and was reechin' 'round twistin' dem nipples in my fingers like big 'ol greasy boogers!"

This was actually told to me and a few others over beers at a friends house one night by his hilariously drunk and very redneck-ish neighbor.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 11:21:08 AM
that's disgusting.

i can't believe someone would come up with that comparison
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 19, 2005, 11:25:12 AM
I almost pissed myself I laughed so hard.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 11:27:32 AM
Dunno about Rugby.  I always thought it was just a redneck way to say "#@!*."  As in,

"Bo, we wuzzuh scroggin' so hard in thuh back of thuh truck, I thunk fer shore her hedd was was gon' dent mah tool box it was thumpin' it so hard!"

yeah, i don't think it actually comes from rugby, just sorta soudns like it.

nice

Stupid rugby...

thought you might have something to say about that
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 11:31:12 AM
you must have just fed or something ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 12:18:08 PM
Dunno about Rugby. I always thought it was just a redneck way to say "@#!*." As in,

"Bo, we wuzzuh scroggin' so hard in thuh back of thuh truck, I thunk fer shore her hedd was was gon' dent mah tool box it was thumpin' it so hard!"

pretty close.

scrogging is "outdoor sex" in my neck of the woods.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 12:19:10 PM
...and "outdoor sex" is sex "deliverance style" in your neck of the woods.


 ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 19, 2005, 12:19:32 PM
gross
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 12:21:22 PM
...and "outdoor sex" is sex "deliverance style" in your neck of the woods.


 ;D

well, it's easy to make 'em squeal like a pig when they are ACTUAL pigs......
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: mattbulldawg on July 19, 2005, 12:31:33 PM
for some reason it sounds like it comes from rugby, but i have no clue why.

the team at school had shirts that said (not sure on spelling) "ruck me, maul me, make me scrum"



As a rugby player for the last 8 years I can tell you for sure that "scrog" does not come from rugby at all.  That t-shirt your referring to is great.  Did you go to UNC?  Anywho, I really hate when you watch ESPN and there is a small melee of any kind and just to show you that he is hip to the alternative sport world Stuart Scott's dumb ass will tell you that a srum in ensuing on the pitcher's mound.  Trust me, none of those pansy-ass baseball players have ever considered playing rugby.  They are the kind of manginas that see it on TV and scream like Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween at every little tackle.  Seriously, don't give rugby a worse name then it already has people.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 19, 2005, 12:52:58 PM
tuesday morning check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 12:55:14 PM
yeah, i sure did Matt.  did you?

and it's prob b/c of that shirt that i think it sounds like rugby.  
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 12:55:35 PM
don't act like there's no one who will hell cure that problem
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 19, 2005, 12:55:43 PM
tuesday morning check-in

Morning???

It's 3 p.m. where you are!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 19, 2005, 12:57:41 PM
no he's still in Cali I think.

so it's 12 pm
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 19, 2005, 12:59:21 PM
Yeah that's not morning
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: mattbulldawg on July 19, 2005, 12:59:51 PM
I didn't go to UNC but we played lots of tournaments in the South.  The great thing was that the t-shirt was started by the women's team (one of the few teams that actually had a few hotties).  
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 01:00:29 PM
still here
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 01:01:39 PM
I didn't go to UNC but we played lots of tournaments in the South.  The great thing was that the t-shirt was started by the women's team (one of the few teams that actually had a few hotties).  

ahh.

yeah, then i think the guys kinda stole it from them.


are you a Bulldog?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 01:03:59 PM
I thought you weren't frustrated, Tra!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 01:04:44 PM
huh?  LA State Bulldogs?

i was talking about UGA, but


ehhh, who cares
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 01:08:11 PM
well, AJ is just up the coast!!   ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 01:08:33 PM
huh?  LA State Bulldogs?

i was talking about UGA, but


ehhh, who cares

Louisiana Tech.

Not State.

Much smaller.

Less parties.

slow down there Court, you're gonna give away your identity ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 19, 2005, 01:10:01 PM
Yeah that's not morning

it was still before noon here
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 01:14:25 PM
well, AJ is just up the coast!! ;)


He is? Hmmm...news to me ;)

just tryin to help ya out, sweetie.

Maybe he'll take ya horseback riding!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 19, 2005, 01:34:38 PM
LATech?

isn't that where Andrei Codrescu teaches?

had to look up the spelling
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 19, 2005, 01:35:50 PM
ooops that's State too
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 01:42:23 PM
Yeah, I was jusk looking at your fster profile and that presidential primary photo.  Kinda wish you werent a Bush hater but, Goddamn you look good.  Grrrrrrrrrr...





Am I right or am I right Merc? 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 01:45:49 PM
Yeah, I was jusk looking at your fster profile and that presidential primary photo. Kinda wish you werent a Bush hater but, Goddamn you look good. Grrrrrrrrrr...





Am I right or am I right Merc?

staying out of this one!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 01:47:41 PM
suddenly youre worried about the ethical implications of marriage on this sort of thing...?  come on dude :P


wait, did you just diss tra?  uuuuuhhh ooohhhhh   ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 19, 2005, 01:47:51 PM
I desire to sire a harem of lovely intelligent women. We shall be the CEO's of an Evil Law firm and we shall use the rest of you to do my bidding.....ok ok I'll sire a few guys to.

So who wants to feel the erotic nip of my fangs? :o
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 01:48:49 PM
I kind of want to stab you with a wooden stake.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 01:49:07 PM
suddenly youre worried about the ethical implications of marriage on this sort of thing...? come on dude :P


wait, did you just diss tra? uuuuuhhh ooohhhhh ;)

just trying to reign in my e-whorish ways.  I've been branded "e-loose"
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 01:50:28 PM
suddenly youre worried about the ethical implications of marriage on this sort of thing...? come on dude :P


wait, did you just diss tra? uuuuuhhh ooohhhhh ;)

just trying to reign in my e-whorish ways.  I've been branded "e-loose"

I see...

hi Merc's wife  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 19, 2005, 01:50:39 PM
I kind of want to stab you with a wooden stake.

and you could if your wood wasn't so small, shrivled, and dry.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 01:51:57 PM
I'm about to leave.


Ill alert the press.  This is big news!!   ;)  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 01:52:06 PM
suddenly youre worried about the ethical implications of marriage on this sort of thing...? come on dude :P


wait, did you just diss tra? uuuuuhhh ooohhhhh ;)

just trying to reign in my e-whorish ways. I've been branded "e-loose"

I see...

hi Merc's wife :)

heh. Nope, just realized i have quite the e-rep going on at the moment.  Gonna lay low on the flirting for a while.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 01:55:44 PM
yeah.  I don't really bring that to the table, now do I?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 01:56:48 PM
For crying out loud!  Lets all just e-@#!* and move on!!  :D

oooh, mouse over my avatar again...  ;D


Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 02:00:07 PM
AJ- Thanks baby!  I'd prefer if you weren't a Bush liker, but then, we can't all be perfect :-*

Not so muck a liker per se as a non-hater.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:00:13 PM
exactly!

glad someone knows the truth!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 02:05:18 PM
AJ- Thanks baby! I'd prefer if you weren't a Bush liker, but then, we can't all be perfect :-*

Not so muck a liker per se as a non-hater.  ;D ;)


Well, that's fine...I don't hate the guy myself.  I just think I could do a better job....(I have a very high opinion on my abilities)

Plus, I really wish we could just re-elect Clinton as dictator...anybody with me on this one?  I love that pudgy old guy!

ehh, not so much

want to be my intern?  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:07:46 PM
well.  time to move this convo out of "SF" and into "seckshul tension"!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 02:08:18 PM
ok but ya gotta promise not to try the cigar thing on me  :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:12:36 PM
ooooooo!  sounds like a good story!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:15:26 PM
AJ, don't listen to her. SHE LIES!!!!


i'm still hurtin' from that.


Nah, he requested it actually...

Phanny likes some weird *&^%!

jsia..

 :o
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:16:57 PM
uh-oh!

we've got competition from Phanny!

let's see who wins! Phanny or AJ!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 02:24:52 PM
we tag team 'em 8)

*ahum*, only as a manner of speaking  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:25:24 PM
didn't know Tra partied that way!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:27:12 PM
didn't know Tra partied that way!


Whooooaaaa! This has gotten outta hand >:( If ima do a threesome, it's gonna be with another girl, not two guys! Yikes!



post of the day.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 19, 2005, 02:28:34 PM
seconded!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 02:30:22 PM
clinton would be a good Head of the UN imo.

not worth all that much and full of hot air?  seems like a match made in Heaven
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:30:37 PM
Woohoo!  I got post of the day yesterday too for my comment on the "for the fellas" thread....

I'm just rackin em up! ;D

nah, you just know how to manipulate a bunch of guys!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:33:42 PM
she should give lessons
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:34:54 PM
she is the devil.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:36:59 PM
just vicious.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 02:39:47 PM
well exactly!  see pres, it's a good idea right? 

i think it's a great idea.  what better useless organization in the world with which clinton can expose himself (and possibly in more ways than one)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 02:41:52 PM
does clinton make you sf, Pres?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 02:57:19 PM
hardly.  talk about a dog
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 03:01:30 PM
not even chelsea?
>:D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 03:07:42 PM
you didn't flirt with the guy counselors?

Why do I find that hard to believe....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 19, 2005, 03:07:56 PM
I went to summer camp with the bush daughters....they would always flirt with all the guy counselors....

sluts...
:D Soon they;ll be running for office
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 03:09:59 PM
ah memories...

(devilwoman!!)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 03:12:57 PM
not even chelsea?
>:D

poodle
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 03:28:04 PM
I think Tra out-debbils Court.

Just sayin.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 03:30:09 PM
nay.  you are just a lesser demon now.

maybe we'll call ya "legion"
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 03:33:52 PM
"legion".  one of the demon(s) in the Bible.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 03:46:52 PM
sorry.  Bible belt upbringing.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 04:02:41 PM
In my head it's "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie.

I don't know why.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2005, 04:04:10 PM
Ima bust out that CD, now.......
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 19, 2005, 04:16:11 PM
i currently play the trumpet voluntary about 4 times each way in the car

that way i don't get jumpy when she starts to walk
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 20, 2005, 12:36:04 AM
call me daddy

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 12:36:45 AM
Brave are you trying to work drunken e-game on a drunken court?

hey AJ
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 20, 2005, 12:38:13 AM
No, hes doing that to test my resolution to be a nicer person.

(Im working on that whole live and let live thing)  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 12:39:26 AM
got it.

I think he and court are having drunken phone sex right now.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 20, 2005, 12:42:51 AM
you really have no idea the restraint Im showing right now


he keeps parading opportunities like this in front of me much...nope, not gonna do it!


Im a nice person!  :)  :)  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 20, 2005, 02:15:29 AM
wednesday morning check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 20, 2005, 05:27:43 AM
still here


76 hours

(apparently i previously thought there were 12 hours in a day.  depressing)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 07:01:42 AM
haha Pres...

dummy dmb sosa
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 20, 2005, 07:27:16 AM
Checking in. Don't see my guy until tomorrow night.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 20, 2005, 07:38:39 AM
Eeeeew.....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 07:49:51 AM
:D :D

hehe
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 20, 2005, 08:39:55 AM
no.  just very frustrated and unsatisfied
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 08:54:18 AM
no.  just very frustrated and unsatisfied

awww puddin'
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 20, 2005, 08:54:55 AM
Hopefully I'll get more than 2 minutes worth tomorrow night.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 08:55:41 AM
I hope so for your sake.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 10:58:10 AM
Oh I'm still here!!

I OWN THIS female dog!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 11:00:12 AM
Is that what this thing is?

I just thought I needed more coffee.....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 11:07:53 AM
I'm here more now since the calendar thing :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 20, 2005, 11:13:03 AM
midday checkin
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 11:16:49 AM
midday checkin

pick a month dude!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 20, 2005, 11:21:27 AM
hmm, won't this just make yours worse?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 02:39:53 PM
still very much here.

just got a call from the wife.

"I won't be able to talk to you tonight.  I'm going to the Yankees/Rangers game.  Davey got us free seats."

so I said

"That's cool.  I'll be watching the Yankees/Rangers game at Hooters tonight.  Maybe they'll grab my seat.  Again."
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on July 20, 2005, 02:43:06 PM
Ranger's games are fun.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 02:46:09 PM
Ranger's games are fun.

we are three exits from Ameriquest.

We can sit in the yard and watch the fireworks when they hit home runs!

Did you grow up in Dallas?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 20, 2005, 02:50:07 PM
My family is from Fort Worth, if that means anything.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 02:52:44 PM
My family is from Fort Worth, if that means anything.

nice! Ever eat at Joe T. Garcia's?

I LOVE that place!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 20, 2005, 02:53:42 PM
should clarify. I'm from CAli, but before me, my family was from there.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 02:55:45 PM
ahhhh

well. If you are ever in Ft. Worth, there is this little restaurant called "Joe T. Garcias"......

http://www.joets.com/

good eats
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 20, 2005, 02:56:26 PM
Thanks. Good to know.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 02:58:46 PM
I already checked Merc.  I was gonna ask if you wanted to catch a game whilst I was there, but they're out of town that week
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 20, 2005, 03:04:32 PM
Afternoon checkin
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 03:10:44 PM
welcome

make yourself comfortable

can I get you a scone?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 20, 2005, 03:12:07 PM
There will be a support meeting at 7o'clock at the bar for fellow members.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 20, 2005, 03:15:40 PM
welcome

make yourself comfortable

can I get you a scone?

I'm gonna need a hell of a lot more than that!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 03:31:53 PM
Where's Phanny.....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 04:54:27 PM
what bar bruin?

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 05:05:05 PM
them rugby players will do that to ya
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 05:05:24 PM
them rugby players will do that to ya

or LSD Kings :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 05:16:01 PM
them rugby players will do that to ya

or LSD Kings :-\

Brave is a king, now?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 05:19:43 PM
@#!* that puddin'

you're the king :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 20, 2005, 06:40:52 PM
anal sex heaven


Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 06:42:47 PM
anal sex heaven

my kinda place.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 07:06:27 PM
yeah.  ewww.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 07:07:40 PM
yeah.  ewww.
shuddup you twos
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 20, 2005, 09:01:48 PM
what has happened to this thread ???
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 20, 2005, 09:03:06 PM
thread degeneration.

see it all the time.


oh yeah, right about 72 hours or so from now...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 09:39:00 PM
sonofabitchcockmonkeymotherfu ckinassmunchindicklessbrainle sshelplesshopelessfucktard!!!!!!!

I'm here.

*grumble grumble boyshorts grumble grumble*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 09:39:58 PM
sonofabitchcockmonkeymotherfuckinassmunchindicklessbrainlesshelplesshopelessfucktard!!!!!!!

yes?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 20, 2005, 09:40:34 PM
stage two of no action:  anger
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 20, 2005, 09:42:18 PM
oh please. you are such a baby. just wack off and stop complaining.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 20, 2005, 09:43:08 PM
that was in response to merc's tirade.

what's wrong, get stood up again??  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 20, 2005, 09:46:19 PM
he got off early tonight but didn't call me until he was too wasted to see me
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 09:46:35 PM
no I think it was for you whiney baby.

2 days.. live it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 20, 2005, 09:47:23 PM
he got off early tonight but didn't call me until he was too wasted to see me


not right i tell ya

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 20, 2005, 09:51:13 PM
yeah you're right, it's wrong
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 09:52:01 PM
sonofabitchcockmonkeymotherfuckinassmunchindicklessbrainlesshelplesshopelessfucktard!!!!!!!

yes?

sorry.  part of my old construction habits popped out.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 09:52:47 PM
oh I thought you were calling me.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 09:55:58 PM
oh I thought you were calling me.

which part?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 10:01:16 PM
all of it puddin'

I think I saw a monkeyfucker in there
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 10:04:21 PM
all of it puddin'

I think I saw a monkeyfucker in there

nope. threw a "cockmonkey" and a "mofo" together.

Not as effective as "cockjuggling thundercunt" but still good.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 20, 2005, 10:11:27 PM
all of it puddin'

I think I saw a monkeyfucker in there

nope. threw a "cockmonkey" and a "mofo" together.

Not as effective as "cockjuggling thundercunt" but still good.

what about a donkey fukking axe wound?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2005, 10:12:53 PM
not too shabby
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 10:14:00 PM
huh? 3

that sound iffy.... like you're wonding a donkey and then f-ing it?

I mean f-ing a donkey is one things, but to cut your own hole... that's just screwed up.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 20, 2005, 10:15:11 PM
you know .. an axe wound AKA a cooley AKA the poonanny
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 20, 2005, 10:16:18 PM
you know .. an axe wound AKA a cooley AKA the poonanny

naturally I went there... but it's still screwed up.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 21, 2005, 01:35:23 AM
early thursday morning check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 10:27:08 AM
just a few more days.

I'm halfway home
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 21, 2005, 12:11:34 PM
AJ saw some hot skirts today baby.  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 21, 2005, 12:37:23 PM
Still frustrated, but a little less so
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 21, 2005, 12:37:48 PM
AJ saw some hot skirts today baby.  ;D

The ones you saw in your sisters closet while you were masturbating in there don't count.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 01:02:46 PM
back and I'm pissed.

was SUPPOSED to play some basketball this afternoon.

Now it's been pushed back to Wednesday

Was kinda counting on that to help relieve some tension

@#!*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 21, 2005, 01:03:46 PM
Don't worry, your health will thank you for it.

There are other things you can do until then....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 01:05:48 PM
Don't worry, your health will thank you for it.

There are other things you can do until then....

I just REALLY wanted to get out and hit people.

Maybe I'll go out tonight......
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 21, 2005, 01:07:33 PM
HIT people?

What kinda basketball you playin'?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 01:11:11 PM
HIT people?

What kinda basketball you playin'?

I play post.  Built like a guard, but I got frog legs and I like to muscle in and grab boards.  I get most of my points off of trash baskets.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 21, 2005, 01:11:44 PM
HIT people?

What kinda basketball you playin'?


(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/21/wallace_wideweb__430x326.jpg)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 01:17:20 PM
no fists!!

(maybe a couple of elbows...)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 21, 2005, 01:17:30 PM
morning checkin for the weekend!

Ditto that.

Likewise
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 01:19:00 PM
What up, Bru!

just get up?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 21, 2005, 01:20:15 PM
little while ago. Aah, to have nothing to do until law school. :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 01:21:02 PM
punkass

if you were here, I'd hit you.

nothing personal.  I just feel the need to hit someone.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 01:23:51 PM
grrrrrrrr.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 21, 2005, 01:25:02 PM
Yeah, I saw that going through this mornings threads.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 01:28:38 PM
Yeah, I saw that going through this mornings threads.

seriously.  I don't know how these virgins go through life without wanting to kill each and every person that pisses them off.

I'm borderline homicidal today.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 21, 2005, 01:31:17 PM
Practice, I suppose
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 01:32:57 PM
Practice, I suppose

normally, I'm very laid back.  You have to actively push my buttons to get me really angry.

But for the past two days......
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 03:01:59 PM
three words, hun: BRAVE, PLANE, TICKET
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 03:47:43 PM
three words, hun: BRAVE, PLANE, TICKET

But I would require MULTIPLE TIMES

over a looooooongggg exxxxxxxxtennnndded period of time.

then get a one-way ticket

(and chain him up in your basement)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 04:13:11 PM
three words, hun: BRAVE, PLANE, TICKET

But I would require MULTIPLE TIMES

over a looooooongggg exxxxxxxxtennnndded period of time.


exactly....two virgins=not a great time....take a side trip to see a man w/ experience first, court, you'll thank yourself in the long run ;D

you tell 'em, Tra!

damn virgins.....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 21, 2005, 04:46:21 PM
stripres tonight wont make it any betret
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 21, 2005, 04:50:54 PM



exactly....two virgins=not a great time....take a side trip to see a man w/ experience first, court, you'll thank yourself in the long run ;D

*cough* AJ *cough*


 ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 21, 2005, 05:05:35 PM
Just dont forget your little apprentice.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on July 21, 2005, 05:07:38 PM
My nickname from my best friend in high school was VK (virgin killer) because I went through a period where I only had sex with virgins for like a year.  Of course it helped that I always dated girls tat were at least a year behind me in high school.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 21, 2005, 05:10:25 PM
gonan make ti beter for me?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 21, 2005, 05:12:51 PM
taht did not ameliolrate the sitution.

latr folks
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 21, 2005, 05:14:43 PM
you'er a men mena woman scarlett

but you're beautifl

and Southern

and so, ill fogive it
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 05:17:27 PM
taht did not ameliolrate the sitution.

latr folks

I ameliolrated something earlier..

but it's still moving... should I ameliolrate it again?

Dear Sweet Moses.

I need alcohol.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 09:44:45 PM
Dear Sweet Moses.

I need alcohol.

I need something.

I choose not to say what exactly that is.

(http://www.netaxs.com/~mhmyers/cdjpgs/rooster.jpg)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 21, 2005, 09:46:22 PM
:D :D

merc cock
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 09:47:32 PM
:D :D

merc cock

how much to drink, T?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 21, 2005, 09:49:23 PM
4...+2

wanna make oot?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 09:50:13 PM
4...+2

wanna make oot?

I'm on 0, so sorry.

Have you met my friend, Nate?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 21, 2005, 09:51:24 PM
you're tar is cuter tho...

just kidding... I should go read.. this book is good.

but I'm addicted to LSD
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2005, 09:52:31 PM
well, I'm out in a few

you should IM Nate!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 22, 2005, 07:24:34 AM
If you get it, but you're not that into it, does it still count for this thread?

I'm probably gonna be in here a LOT soon.... :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 22, 2005, 10:29:33 AM
FUZZY IS MEAN!!!

>:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 22, 2005, 10:30:28 AM
FUZZY IS MEAN!!!

>:(

Yes, yes he is!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: NathanB on July 22, 2005, 10:34:19 AM
lol, now everyone's horny.........  at work.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 22, 2005, 10:36:34 AM
still here

but the hours are dwindling
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 22, 2005, 11:26:43 AM
still here

but the hours are dwindling

PRES IS MEANT TOO!!!

>:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 22, 2005, 02:01:24 PM
me snookered too
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 22, 2005, 02:06:17 PM
Good!

You need schnookered and sex.

I need schnookered... and.... grrrrrrrr.

:-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 22, 2005, 02:15:02 PM
;D yay ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: fooseball22 on July 22, 2005, 02:15:50 PM
ugh why are billowy dresses so hot...they drive me crazy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: angelus on July 22, 2005, 02:38:04 PM
Good!

You need schnookered and sex.

I need schnookered... and.... grrrrrrrr.

I can help you out on the grrrrrrrr part :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 22, 2005, 09:03:12 PM
friday night check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 23, 2005, 06:04:50 AM
this'll be my last check in.

y'all keep the place nice now, y'heah
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 23, 2005, 01:12:09 PM
Congrats pres.

we'll all do our best, I'm sure
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 23, 2005, 01:28:22 PM
Checking in because last time sex wasn't that good (maybe because he didn't know it was gonna be the last time?)

New running shoes will fill the gap.  :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 23, 2005, 07:58:24 PM
you guys are pathetic :D :D

j/k :-\

ill check myslef in too :-[
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on July 23, 2005, 08:00:41 PM


New running shoes will fill the gap.  :-\

This is WAY too easy.  :D
hahaha, i get it. :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 23, 2005, 09:55:03 PM
i got it twice today.

You're mean, go away.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 24, 2005, 05:28:22 PM
Four times this weekend.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 24, 2005, 05:54:09 PM
phanny's a male private part
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 24, 2005, 06:05:55 PM
yesterday you said you got it 2ice >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 24, 2005, 06:07:57 PM
(http://www.rock103.com/pages/crew/pics/myhappymeal.jpg)


Tralala?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 24, 2005, 06:09:45 PM
MERCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC C

get back to work :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 24, 2005, 06:12:01 PM
I think you will
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 24, 2005, 06:56:16 PM
(http://2005.rock103.com/pages/bod/z/120304.jpg)

it's true!

Tralala DOES have green eyes!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 24, 2005, 06:57:39 PM
lets wait and see if she buys this one...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 24, 2005, 06:59:40 PM
lucky save  :D



Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 25, 2005, 08:39:50 AM
no longer a member of this board

(unless an hour counts)

 :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 25, 2005, 08:43:20 AM
@#!* you >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 25, 2005, 11:49:49 AM
thats the trick T


you might want to try a sweeter approach though, like...

@#!* YOU  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 25, 2005, 12:03:29 PM
well sometimes you feel like a nut... and sometimes you don't
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 25, 2005, 12:04:27 PM
haha

welcome back, bitchyT  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 25, 2005, 12:05:45 PM
haha

welcome back, bitchyT  ;)

it's female dog Tims
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 26, 2005, 11:26:23 AM
I'm very much frustrated today.

why irs that?

maybe I'll walk down to the Iwo Jima memorial
I hear that's where gay military guys go to hook up Monday/tuesday.

@#!* it... it's too hot oot.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 26, 2005, 06:03:34 PM
>:(

me too
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 26, 2005, 06:04:04 PM
Yeah but your still cute as @#!*.  :-*


You got that going for you today.  ;)


EDIT: oh *&^%, I guess you both can take that  ;D

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 26, 2005, 06:05:10 PM
awww thanks AJ

smell me :P

hehe
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 26, 2005, 06:06:26 PM
smell me is a recent classic

its right up there with reddy's EAT IT!  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 26, 2005, 06:07:13 PM
you are a classic my boy.

;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 26, 2005, 06:56:33 PM
I'm cute AND I got laid when she got home from work.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 26, 2005, 06:57:01 PM
I'm cute AND I got laid when she got home from work.

STFU

>:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 26, 2005, 07:00:25 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 26, 2005, 07:10:36 PM
yeah, nothing better than afternoon sex. 

well, maybe morning, noon and night

oh yeah, wrong thread

;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on July 26, 2005, 07:11:09 PM
STFU too
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 26, 2005, 09:27:52 PM
checkin in for the evening
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 07:32:50 AM
I can't take it anymore. I have to out myself as a lurker on this particular thread. Hi all  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 27, 2005, 07:44:08 AM
Hi Judic.

I'm just popping in to look around in here.  Wow.  Lots of pissed off people.  Heh.   See you guys later!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 27, 2005, 09:52:43 AM
i hate you social. jsia

morning checkin

Love you too, Brave.

Just so ya'll know, I went through an AWFUL long dry spell before me and the gf went that far.  While I used to be pretty wild in my day, I'm much more apt to take it slow in a new relationship these days.  She basically laid it on the line at the get-go:  "If you're in this for easy sex, keep walking hormone boy" (I think those are the exact words).

Needless to say, it took a while to get where I am. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 27, 2005, 09:57:10 AM
i hate you social. jsia

morning checkin

Love you too, Brave.

Just so ya'll know, I went through an AWFUL long dry spell before me and the gf went that far.  While I used to be pretty wild in my day, I'm much more apt to take it slow in a new relationship these days.  She basically laid it on the line at the get-go:  "If you're in this for easy sex, keep walking hormone boy" (I think those are the exact words).

Needless to say, it took a while to get where I am. 

that's the way to start a lasting relationship -- by keeping it slow.

Yup.  So while it sucked for a while, I now have a great relationship with a great girl that has yet to realize that she can do so much better.

Ya'll don't be telling her now...!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 11:04:37 AM
I think Court's lying about the v-card. How old are you by the way?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 11:12:37 AM
Well, I left out the PWN3D, but you're right I don't have any imagination. Which translates to: I'm one of the reasons why the porn industry is so successful right now.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: diaa on July 27, 2005, 11:16:37 AM
I still had my v-card at 20 so it isn't that impossible to believe.  Though, I am sure that a girl has to try a LOT harder to hold onto it  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 11:16:54 AM
I don't think you're lying. It was just a cheap trick to spark up some conversation. Since I'm no longer a lurker I have to talk to someone. Thanks for the welcome. My timing was off though; I should have shed the lurker skin when everyone was making fun of angelus so I could get some cheap shots in.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: diaa on July 27, 2005, 11:20:16 AM
I still had my v-card at 20 so it isn't that impossible to believe.  Though, I am sure that a girl has to try a LOT harder to hold onto it  :)

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

 ;)

Be strong, girls want to be you and guys want to be with you, that is the power of the V-card  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 11:24:04 AM
Well considering I've already posted about 5 times in the past 10 minutes I believe it's too late to warn me =(

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: diaa on July 27, 2005, 11:25:35 AM
Be strong, girls want to be you and guys want to be with you, that is the power of the V-card  :)

Well, hello.

You're my new best friend.

Thank you, I needed that today. Seriously.

 :)

Hah, no problem. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: DodgerLaw on July 27, 2005, 11:27:51 AM
I know a girl who had her v-card until she was 39, and it wasn't for lack of opportunity. No kiddin'.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 11:31:30 AM
Did you ever ask her why? Was she saving herself for marriage? Was she saving it for the "right" guy? Was she just not interested in sex? I'm curious.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: DodgerLaw on July 27, 2005, 11:33:10 AM
Did you ever ask her why? Was she saving herself for marriage? Was she saving it for the "right" guy? Was she just not interested in sex? I'm curious.

Saving for marriage? Yes

Saving for the right guy? Yes

Not interested in sex? No.

She is Mormon.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 11:34:20 AM
All you needed to say was the last sentence. =0
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: DodgerLaw on July 27, 2005, 11:37:41 AM
Just to clarify, the "Not interested in sex? No." portion contains two negatives thus becoming a positive. She was interested in sex.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: diaa on July 27, 2005, 11:39:57 AM
I know a girl who had her v-card until she was 39, and it wasn't for lack of opportunity. No kiddin'.

Wow, that is insane.  Court, despite the power of the V-card, I hope you don't hold onto it THAT long.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: diaa on July 27, 2005, 12:29:04 PM
I still had my v-card at 20 so it isn't that impossible to believe.  Though, I am sure that a girl has to try a LOT harder to hold onto it  :)

I'm not entirely sure that it's that much harder for girls to hold onto their V-card.  I've had a few girls who made it quite difficult to say no.  You make it sound like any guy who could get laid, will.

Oh yeah, for those who dont know -- 20, v-card holding male

Well, I certainly didn't mean to put down your sanctity and sacrafice.  I'm glad you value your purity enough to defend it against some abstract comment I made.  However, you will never convince me that the large majority of guys can get laid easier than the large majority of girls.  Unless you are hiring someone to do it, of course :D 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 27, 2005, 12:55:47 PM
I know I've had a hard time hanging onto mine simply because it has been my experience that so many guys have been after it. I'm not saying this to be "egotistical" or weird, but seriously. When you have 3 bloody frats label you their damn project, it can be tough. Especially when the majority of them are quite the lookers.

Hence my virtue of steel and my personal choice to disregard superficial qualities and hold out for the real deal.

This has been my rant. Thank you for listening.

did I mention that I'm coming to the lunch in my pool boy uniform?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: diaa on July 27, 2005, 12:58:20 PM
I know I've had a hard time hanging onto mine simply because it has been my experience that so many guys have been after it. I'm not saying this to be "egotistical" or weird, but seriously. When you have 3 bloody frats label you their damn project, it can be tough. Especially when the majority of them are quite the lookers.

Hence my virtue of steel and my personal choice to disregard superficial qualities and hold out for the real deal.

This has been my rant. Thank you for listening.

This is the sort of things that leads me to believe that it is harder for girls.  Most guys (especially frat guys) will make it their business to pursue a girl like Court constantly, while girls do not have a similar weird drive to get with V-card guys (at least that I have personally seen).  
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 27, 2005, 01:01:05 PM
did I mention that I'm coming to the lunch in my pool boy uniform?

did I mention that I'll be wearing boyshorts underneath whatever I'm wearing?

You started it!

 ;)

 >:(

(psssst!  SATURDAY!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: diaa on July 27, 2005, 01:02:34 PM
Most guys (especially frat guys) will make it their business to pursue a girl like Court constantly

Yeah, and see, I don't get that at all.

It's not like I have a hard time saying NO, GET THE BLOODY HECK AWAY FROM ME.

It must be my sparkling personality of sunshine that keeps them coming back for more.  ::)

So, you are saying that it isn't your milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 27, 2005, 01:03:21 PM
Court listen up, put a bag over your head or deal with it.   ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 27, 2005, 01:03:35 PM
did I mention that I'm coming to the lunch in my pool boy uniform?

did I mention that I'll be wearing boyshorts underneath whatever I'm wearing?

You started it!

 ;)

 >:(

(psssst! SATURDAY!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!)



Loser.

 :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 27, 2005, 01:04:29 PM


So, you are saying that it isn't your milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard?

nice!  :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 27, 2005, 01:06:12 PM
I know I've had a hard time hanging onto mine simply because it has been my experience that so many guys have been after it. I'm not saying this to be "egotistical" or weird, but seriously. When you have 3 bloody frats label you their damn project, it can be tough. Especially when the majority of them are quite the lookers.

Hence my virtue of steel and my personal choice to disregard superficial qualities and hold out for the real deal.

This has been my rant. Thank you for listening.

Why is it that three whole frats know the status of your "V Card"?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: diaa on July 27, 2005, 01:07:02 PM
So, you are saying that it isn't your milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard?

My milkshake must be damn potent to counteract my *sparkling personality of sunshine*

 :D

Two great quotes from Court on this page alone:

1. Virtue of Steel

2. Sparkling personality of sunshine
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 27, 2005, 01:08:16 PM
So, you are saying that it isn't your milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard?

My milkshake must be damn potent to counteract my *sparkling personality of sunshine*

 :D

Two great quotes from Court on this page alone:

1. Virtue of Steel

2. Sparkling personality of sunshine

we've established that the sunshine enters via her ass.

I don't want to know where she is sticking the steel.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 01:08:58 PM

This is the sort of things that leads me to believe that it is harder for girls.  Most guys (especially frat guys) will make it their business to pursue a girl like Court constantly, while girls do not have a similar weird drive to get with V-card guys (at least that I have personally seen). 

You're right. From anecdote, I think females are less inclined to chase guys with v-cards.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: diaa on July 27, 2005, 01:09:07 PM
I know I've had a hard time hanging onto mine simply because it has been my experience that so many guys have been after it. I'm not saying this to be "egotistical" or weird, but seriously. When you have 3 bloody frats label you their damn project, it can be tough. Especially when the majority of them are quite the lookers.

Hence my virtue of steel and my personal choice to disregard superficial qualities and hold out for the real deal.

This has been my rant. Thank you for listening.


Why is it that three whole frats know the status of your "V Card"?

At my school, the frats had a list of all incoming freshman and they would run a point system to see who could score with the most of them.  Gotta love them wacky frat boys.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 27, 2005, 01:12:40 PM
I know I've had a hard time hanging onto mine simply because it has been my experience that so many guys have been after it. I'm not saying this to be "egotistical" or weird, but seriously. When you have 3 bloody frats label you their damn project, it can be tough. Especially when the majority of them are quite the lookers.

Hence my virtue of steel and my personal choice to disregard superficial qualities and hold out for the real deal.

This has been my rant. Thank you for listening.


Why is it that three whole frats know the status of your "V Card"?

At my school, the frats had a list of all incoming freshman and they would run a point system to see who could score with the most of them.  Gotta love them wacky frat boys.

Perhaps this is why I was never involved with the Greek system in college. Not to criticize anyone on this board, but I think making the number of people you've slept with general knowledge, whether it's 0 or 50, is really tacky.

And you all can beat me up for this statement if you want.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 01:17:01 PM

At my school, the frats had a list of all incoming freshman and they would run a point system to see who could score with the most of them.  Gotta love them wacky frat boys.

Well, I'm not going to be starting any point systems, but I am 21 and will be a freshman at VCU this fall. In preparation for this I bought a t-shirt I saw yesterday that says "I <3 freshman girls." Tacky? Yes. Still funny? Yes.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 27, 2005, 01:19:19 PM
Just remember, Gail, all schools and all greek systems are different. :-*

True, true. My school's greek system reputation had very little to do with the drinking/partying/being a male private part. We didn't need a greek system for that kinda stuff! ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: DodgerLaw on July 27, 2005, 01:36:55 PM
Some sorority girl had a list of 100 sexual activities she was checking off. She wanted me to help her out with a few, but the timing was way off.

 :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 27, 2005, 01:41:04 PM
get a metronome  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 01:43:16 PM
In preparation for this I bought a t-shirt I saw yesterday that says "I <3 freshman girls." Tacky? Yes. Still funny? Yes.

you and 50 other guys will be wearing that shirt.

You can't always be unique.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: DodgerLaw on July 27, 2005, 01:50:08 PM
tralala,

Court needs a Royal Fashion Consultant over in the Lair. Are you up for the job?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 27, 2005, 02:09:17 PM
tralala,

Court needs a Royal Fashion Consultant over in the Lair. Are you up for the job?

yeah.  She needs to change those damn boyshorts every once in a while.

I mean damn. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: DodgerLaw on July 27, 2005, 02:22:05 PM
Some sorority girl had a list of 100 sexual activities she was checking off. She wanted me to help her out with a few, but the timing was way off.

 :-\

better your timing to be off than your male private part to fall off.

as for the Greek = slut/whore, thats only what GDIs say. :D

(http://overstated.net/images/healthypenis.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 27, 2005, 02:24:56 PM
I've decided I don't need to be in this thread because when I feel like sex I can just get it from my ex...he did leave me 3 messages last night....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: DodgerLaw on July 27, 2005, 02:25:57 PM
I've decided I don't need to be in this thread because when I feel like sex I can just get it from my ex...he did leave me 3 messages last night....

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 27, 2005, 02:38:03 PM
I've decided I don't need to be in this thread because when I feel like sex I can just get it from my ex...he did leave me 3 messages last night....

So, basically very soon he's no longer going to be your "ex."
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 27, 2005, 03:09:22 PM
I've decided I don't need to be in this thread because when I feel like sex I can just get it from my ex...he did leave me 3 messages last night....

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


I dumped him, so I have the upper hand. It wasn't a nasty breakup. It was just an "I'm not coming over here anymore because it stinks and your father is disgusting, and I'd like to be able date other people, so I guess this means we have to break up."

If he wants to start playing by my rules then by all means it's cool.

But I'm still not that interested in sex right now. See the misplaced sex drive thread.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 27, 2005, 03:30:14 PM
I've decided I don't need to be in this thread because when I feel like sex I can just get it from my ex...he did leave me 3 messages last night....

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


I dumped him, so I have the upper hand. It wasn't a nasty breakup. It was just an "I'm not coming over here anymore because it stinks and your father is disgusting, and I'd like to be able date other people, so I guess this means we have to break up."

If he wants to start playing by my rules then by all means it's cool.

But I'm still not that interested in sex right now. See the misplaced sex drive thread.

He still lives with his folks?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 27, 2005, 03:33:37 PM
The restaurant he was managing closed and he didn't have enough time to find another position, so he got WAY behind on his bills and had to move in with his dad for a while....which has turned into 6+ months because it's taking longer to move into management at his current place than anticipated.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 27, 2005, 03:39:08 PM
The restaurant he was managing closed and he didn't have enough time to find another position, so he got WAY behind on his bills and had to move in with his dad for a while....which has turned into 6+ months because it's taking longer to move into management at his current place than anticipated.

Gotcha.  I'm not saying you're making excuses for him, but...

Move on.  There are winners and there is your ex boyfriend.  With whom did you see yourself with when thinking about your future when you were little?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 27, 2005, 03:40:24 PM
they have a point.

he just doesn't sound worth the trouble.

.02
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 27, 2005, 03:46:45 PM
I'm
they have a point.

he just doesn't sound worth the trouble.

.02

You guys are right

But if it's no trouble.....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 27, 2005, 03:52:15 PM
it's just not worth it.

no sex is worth this much drama.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 27, 2005, 04:11:34 PM
maybe, maybe not

some of us don't do alone so well, but we try!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: DodgerLaw on July 27, 2005, 04:24:14 PM
Loneliness sucks without a doubt.

Making decisions based on it is often much worse.

My brother and I happened to be discussing how both of our divorced parents have made a lot of bad relationship decisions based on fear of being alone. To start out with, they married each other because of this fear. My mom definitely. My dad probably. Although both are generally very decent people, that decision ultimately led to a divorce so severe that it would not only make a great book/T.V. movie, serious repurcussions are still being felt 27 years later.

You are obviously a nice-looking young lady with a good mind, and I'm sure many other things going for you. I'm not saying this guy isn't good enough for you; I don't know. But if you are with him largely to avoid being alone, I strongly advise against that.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 27, 2005, 06:42:05 PM
Loneliness sucks without a doubt.

Making decisions based on it is often much worse.

My brother and I happened to be discussing how both of our divorced parents have made a lot of bad relationship decisions based on fear of being alone. To start out with, they married each other because of this fear. My mom definitely. My dad probably. Although both are generally very decent people, that decision ultimately led to a divorce so severe that it would not only make a great book/T.V. movie, serious repurcussions are still being felt 27 years later.

You are obviously a nice-looking young lady with a good mind, and I'm sure many other things going for you. I'm not saying this guy isn't good enough for you; I don't know. But if you are with him largely to avoid being alone, I strongly advise against that.


You're right.

I honestly don't think I'll end up going back to him because there are just too many things that I won't miss and am happy to not have to deal with anymore.

I don't think it'll be very long before we can hang out without me wanting to have sex with him.

And I won't feel sexually frustrated because I only like having sex with people I'm into.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 28, 2005, 01:00:28 PM
thursday morning check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 28, 2005, 02:00:50 PM
I am f-ing awesome.

(http://lowgradepanic.bloghorn.com/img/tmyk_logotrans.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: russian_concussion on July 28, 2005, 03:26:13 PM
Long day.

Long night.

The feeling's just not right.

I picked up a pad and pen and i start to write.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 28, 2005, 04:18:31 PM
afternoon check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 28, 2005, 04:46:51 PM
2 days!!!!!!!

only 2 more days!!!!!!!!!

rejoice with me!!!!!




*crickets*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: russian_concussion on July 28, 2005, 05:22:41 PM
It was in the last place you looked wasn't it?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: russian_concussion on July 28, 2005, 05:31:23 PM
It was in the last place you looked wasn't it?

Nah, new place.

I don't have a witty retort. :-X
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: russian_concussion on July 28, 2005, 05:34:46 PM
It was in the last place you looked wasn't it?

Nah, new place.

I don't have a witty retort. :-X

Not necessary.

You're not necessary!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: russian_concussion on July 28, 2005, 05:47:01 PM
It was in the last place you looked wasn't it?

Nah, new place.

I don't have a witty retort. :-X

Not necessary.

You're not necessary!

No, I'm a luxury add-on.

Guaranteed smooth ride.

Oh yeah, I found it. Bugger hell.

Sorry, I'm shopping for something that can handle off-roading. You know, the rough stuff.

(god that took me forever to come up with, and it's not even that funny) ::)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: russian_concussion on July 28, 2005, 06:02:22 PM

Well.....

Maybe there's still hope for you?

Or maybe you just aren't worthy.  ;)

I can't believe I've missed out on so much of this thread. I wrote the book on seckshul frustration.

Then had it published.

It was doing ok for a while, but then Oprah put it on her list.

And recently it was made into a major Hollywood movie starring Keanau Reeves as myself.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: russian_concussion on July 28, 2005, 06:44:34 PM
Constantine?!?
 :o



\---


Checking in before i go work a bad shift.

Sure, if it was a movie about sexual frustration.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 28, 2005, 09:46:58 PM
Ugh, checking in

I miss my ex kinda

But I don't really have the urge to call him (we talked last night. it was pleasant.)

I just got out of the shower, and my skin is all soft, and there's no one here to see it. :(

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 28, 2005, 09:48:24 PM
LESS THAN 48 HOURS!!!!

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 28, 2005, 09:50:11 PM
I hate you  :P

Get outa this thread

And be careful what you wish for!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 28, 2005, 09:51:09 PM
you can't see me, but I'm doing a little happy dance in the lab.

*tappy-tappy-tap-tap-tappy-tap*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 28, 2005, 09:52:18 PM
You better watch it! You SOOOOOO don't want me to go there!

Cuz I will!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 28, 2005, 09:56:04 PM
Shut YOU up, didn't I?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 28, 2005, 09:57:06 PM
Shut YOU up, didn't I?

I'm sorry, I was dancing.

what did I miss?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on July 28, 2005, 10:01:06 PM
HANDCHECK! :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 28, 2005, 11:59:41 PM
late night checkin

late night chechen

(http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9608/14/russia.chechnya/chechen.lrg.jpg)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 29, 2005, 06:15:38 AM
Checkin' in!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 29, 2005, 08:07:07 AM
Can I un-check in from last night?

I thought I was frustrated, but after drunk dial from ex at 1:30 in the morning I'm like "uh....nevermind!"
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: russian_concussion on July 29, 2005, 08:26:56 AM
Man, we people need to get laid.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 29, 2005, 09:25:11 AM
::Peeks in::

I'll be joining you folks for the weekend.  GF drove up to Atlanta 'till Sunday night.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 29, 2005, 12:40:53 PM
just...


get sexy sexy get funky



alright  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on July 29, 2005, 12:47:53 PM
i really hate this thread now.

:)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on July 29, 2005, 01:06:03 PM
well, ill be in it all weekend.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 30, 2005, 09:51:15 PM
Just got hit with a BIG wave of it. Really miss my ex, really want to call him, and he's probably gonna be off work in a half hour or so.

I can't stand it. This must be what it's like to be a dude. :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 31, 2005, 10:27:10 AM
pff, I cant make it down there that quick  ::)


 ;D  :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on July 31, 2005, 10:29:10 AM


I can't stand it. This must be what it's like to be a dude. :-\

Im so glad I produce semen...cause Ill be out by tomorrow  ;)

We do get pent up and nearly psychotic but, we have an easier time relieving that stress than women do.  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on July 31, 2005, 01:05:40 PM
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA A!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 31, 2005, 04:08:57 PM
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAA!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D

That's enough of that now.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on July 31, 2005, 08:44:07 PM
I've been watching a Grey's Anatomy rerun, and now I'm sexually frustrated for Patrick Dempsey. I don't just wanna have sex, I wanna have it with Patrick Dempsey.

Is that wierd?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on July 31, 2005, 11:57:06 PM
That show is awesome despite the fact that it took the time slot of Boston Legal =(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on August 01, 2005, 12:14:42 AM
Laguna Beach. grrr LC

that is all.

I think Lo is hotter

what can I say I like the sarcasm
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 01, 2005, 12:22:56 AM
It's no contest. LC > * on the real OC.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on August 01, 2005, 12:33:20 AM
Laguna Beach. grrr LC

that is all.

I think Lo is hotter

what can I say I like the sarcasm

she's cute, but i'd take Lauren -- i mean, damn... talk about girl-next-door type blonde...




(http://www.mtv.it/img/flipbook/lo_181.jpg)


I'm not saying LC isn't, but I don't like her personality, plus she fails out of art school gimme a break

I think we can both agree that Morgan is hideous
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on August 01, 2005, 12:42:35 AM
None of the dark haired girls on the show are that pretty, though this season's arch-nemisis girl looks to be promising... I can't remember her name though

I think her name is Alex, but there are two Alex's this season

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 01, 2005, 06:00:23 AM
i was hoping this thread would understand and stop showing up in my unreads.

guess not.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 01, 2005, 06:59:46 AM
Nope it's all about Patrick Dempsy. And the black surgeon guy too.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 01, 2005, 01:38:22 PM
Brave, just out of curiosity...is your brother starting grad school or undergrad at WUSTL?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 01, 2005, 01:48:21 PM
she's on the hunt, tell him to watch out, brave.

luckily, still not a member
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 01, 2005, 01:53:05 PM
she's on the hunt, tell him to watch out, brave.

luckily, still not a member

No I'm not, if I was, I'd have called pool boy yesterday.  :)

I just figure, it's the closest I'll ever get to meeting an LSDer since none of you guys live in the Lou.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 01, 2005, 02:13:01 PM
Apparently no one lives in Richmond either. =(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 01, 2005, 02:18:15 PM
i'll be heading to richmond in about two weeks Judic. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 01, 2005, 02:21:26 PM
Well, I know I'm new around here but if you're looking to hang out at all you can shoot me a PM. Nice quote you have there. Have you read the wealth of nations?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 01, 2005, 02:28:04 PM
i'll be starting 1L, you? 

most of it.  it's been a while.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 01, 2005, 02:59:55 PM
i only wish i could.   :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 01, 2005, 03:32:08 PM
I'll be starting as a freshman for undergrad although I'm 21. I took an extended break from High School...Are you going to U of R?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 01, 2005, 04:50:45 PM
you'll be the fave freshman on campus.  yeah, got my first assignments this week
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 01, 2005, 07:06:02 PM
I could be getting it right now if I wanted. I'm just too tired to drive 25 minutes each way.

It's nice knowing it's there in case you need it!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 01, 2005, 08:26:48 PM
Brave, just out of curiosity...is your brother starting grad school or undergrad at WUSTL?

he's attending the school of Architecture there (grad school).

That's very interesting.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 01, 2005, 08:28:16 PM
Hmmm. Coming home from Italy that weekend.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 01, 2005, 08:38:34 PM
Well your bro's prolly gonna be hella busy with grad school....no time for a firey little pistol like me!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 01, 2005, 08:41:06 PM
And how old is he?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 01, 2005, 08:59:45 PM
I'm 23 next week!!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on August 01, 2005, 09:24:25 PM
I'm 23 when i go to the bars...? 0:)

you aren't 21 yet Brave?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 02, 2005, 10:55:05 AM
you'll be the fave freshman on campus.  yeah, got my first assignments this week

You're damn straight I'll be. I'll probably see you around at some point considering I live 5 minutes away from U of R. There's a starbucks, ukrops, fine wine and cigar store in a strip mall that I frequent which isreally close to the campus.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 02, 2005, 10:58:29 AM
hmm, does 12 hours count?


i think i know where you're talkign about - where the road goes from three lanes to two and there's a subway? 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 02, 2005, 10:59:23 AM
You guys are kinda boring up the frustration thread.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 02, 2005, 10:59:41 AM
I guess I'm checked out after the indian.

so one down.. now just a policeman, a construction worker, a leather daddy, and a the other one
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 02, 2005, 11:00:20 AM
i was on topic with the 12 hour question.

going for the village people T??
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 02, 2005, 11:01:32 AM
Oh.....you're complaining because it's been 12 hours.....

I gotta say, you guys would be proud of me. I coulda had it last night but I turned it down.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 02, 2005, 11:02:23 AM
hmm, does 12 hours count?


i think i know where you're talkign about - where the road goes from three lanes to two and there's a subway? 

Yah, that should be the place. There's a subway, moe's, blockbuster, and cvs. It's called the Village Shopping Center.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 02, 2005, 11:03:27 AM
why would we be proud of you Gail?  that's horrible.  you should never pass it up.  ;)

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 02, 2005, 11:05:48 AM
Ex was a little too tipsy. Figured there was a chance he wouldn't be worth the drive over.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 02, 2005, 11:06:19 AM
ouch. 

no cabana boy??
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 02, 2005, 11:08:11 AM
Pool boy never called me and I didn't really care because he seemed like he was dumb as rocks and "slick."

I'm all in favor of somebody telling me I'm pretty and smart....just not 20 minutes after I met him.

Read the quote at the bottom. It's allll mental!  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 02, 2005, 11:12:10 AM
ahhhh.  yeah, you gotta be a bit smoother than that

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 02, 2005, 11:16:22 AM
Pool boy never called me and I didn't really care because he seemed like he was dumb as rocks and "slick."

I'm all in favor of somebody telling me I'm pretty and smart....just not 20 minutes after I met him.

Read the quote at the bottom. It's allll mental!  :)

You're purddyy..
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 02, 2005, 11:17:02 AM
How YOU  doin'?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 02, 2005, 11:19:35 AM
How YOU  doin'?

How YOU doin'? Did you smile quirky like Joey?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 02, 2005, 11:21:41 AM
I don't smile quirky, I just smile.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 02, 2005, 11:24:20 AM
Listening to one of your roommates yelling to idiots over the internet is:
A. Funny as *&^%.
Or
B. As depressing as the cast of Friends' post-sitcom career.

Pick.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 02, 2005, 11:31:23 AM
sounds like a revival of the "or" thread is in order
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 03, 2005, 12:05:16 AM
time for the evening check-in :(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 03, 2005, 11:00:05 AM
rosey called, she's ready for a break ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 03, 2005, 11:07:54 AM
We can ban him from the thread....

But marriage doesn't necessarily disqualify you from it.  ;)

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 03, 2005, 11:08:23 AM
no, it doesn't.

being a newlywed does though ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 03, 2005, 11:09:05 AM
you little randy bunnies you.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 03, 2005, 11:16:03 AM
I'm perfectly content knowing I could have it if I wanted it
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 03, 2005, 11:18:46 AM
i'm just perfectly content ;)

ok, i'll stop, i promise
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 03, 2005, 11:26:10 AM
Had a talk with the ex Monday night. Figured out the causal sex until I find someone new arrangment. It's all good.  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 03, 2005, 11:27:49 AM
i don't think there would be many guys who would say no.

some, but not many
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 03, 2005, 11:29:35 AM
"nay"
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 03, 2005, 11:36:46 AM
T is some.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 03, 2005, 11:38:38 AM
I'll be new to the whole casual sex thing. I'll tell ya how it goes.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 03, 2005, 11:40:31 AM
good point.

wanna make out bravey boy ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 03, 2005, 11:42:08 AM
okie... I'll call ya ;)

I'm bored
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 03, 2005, 11:44:20 AM
You haven't worked out in ages? I get pissed when I miss a day of working out. I missed monday and almost went with my friend to his gym at 9pm, but I didn't think I looked enough like my roommate to use his membership card :(.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 03, 2005, 11:47:32 AM
Running 20 miles a week now that I'm single

Gotta look good

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 03, 2005, 06:18:01 PM
Checking in. Kinda wish I could get some tonight. Oh well.  :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 03, 2005, 06:22:00 PM
checking in before the A's game
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 03, 2005, 08:56:39 PM
I think for my birthday present to myself, I'm gonna book a session with the hottest personal trainer at my gym, just for the part at the end where I get to lay on the table and have him "stretch me out."

Sigh....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 04, 2005, 08:09:18 AM
Dammit, it's even lonely in the frustration thread!!

Been thinkin lately how nice it would be to have a big handsome male be a permanent fixture in my bed.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 04, 2005, 08:15:14 AM
gail I've had that same thought!!!

date tomorrow.  no sex tho.  this could be something :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 04, 2005, 08:16:59 AM
If the date was really good, I would have a seriously difficult time withholding it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 04, 2005, 09:08:16 AM
awww baby :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 04, 2005, 09:09:18 AM
i think T is hopeful for the outcome of tonight
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 04, 2005, 09:10:16 AM
tomorrow night... tonight is beer pong.

but no, I may try to not @#!* this one right away.   he seems cool.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 04, 2005, 09:18:28 AM
exactly, you're hopeful for some drunk conquest tonight ;)

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 04, 2005, 09:23:35 AM
oh ok, yeah.  I'll give you that.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 04, 2005, 09:28:27 AM
(you know that was just some lucky coverup)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 04, 2005, 09:29:53 AM
yeah it's ok... you're not my personal assistant. ;)
yet.

booya!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 04, 2005, 09:32:38 AM
your PA??


why do you think i got your IM?? ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 04, 2005, 09:41:27 AM
:-*

I'm a sucker for a forceful guy ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: ! B L U E WAR R I O R..! on August 04, 2005, 02:25:48 PM
kamma sutra
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: ! B L U E WAR R I O R..! on August 04, 2005, 02:27:25 PM
post whoring is wierd.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: ! B L U E WAR R I O R..! on August 04, 2005, 02:38:02 PM
turns out I didnt have to work at my 2nd job tonight.  What to do with all my free time?!

Oh *I* could think of a few things.....


And afternoon check-in. I need it twice this afternoon.

I just do.

go for three...then u will sleep easy

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 04, 2005, 04:39:52 PM
My ex is off on my birthday (Monday) and he's taking me out. We're going to have sex. I dunno what I'll do if it's like a million times hotter than when we were dating.

At least I have some to look forward to. :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 05, 2005, 11:49:48 AM
mornin'

 >:(

yup
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 05, 2005, 12:41:53 PM
I don't think you should be allowed to just check in with this thread. I think you must say something interesting. Or else we kick you out.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 05, 2005, 12:57:18 PM
as a member emeritus, i'm gonna have to agree with gail
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 05, 2005, 01:01:56 PM
co-chairman of the sub-committee of self-imposition doesn't have that kind of power ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on August 05, 2005, 01:05:34 PM
this is MY thread.

Pres and Gail's rule applies to all, EXCEPT the co-chairs and Bruin.

and that is law.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 05, 2005, 01:06:56 PM
this is MY thread.

Pres and Gail's rule applies to all, EXCEPT the co-chairs and Bruin.

and that is law.

Well there you have it.

No more 2-word posts allowed in this thread!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 05, 2005, 01:27:02 PM
just like a conservative, considering a personal victory one that all benefit from ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 05, 2005, 01:28:41 PM
I for one think your presence on this thread is pointless if it's self-imposed.

But what do I know, I'm just a logic-challenged liberal?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 05, 2005, 01:51:45 PM
See my above post.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 05, 2005, 01:55:28 PM
quitcherbitchin.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 05, 2005, 03:10:06 PM
there's something that would break that habit at least for a while :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on August 05, 2005, 04:44:08 PM
court, you need someone to *ahem* lay some pipe?  I think AJ might be able to help
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on August 05, 2005, 07:10:38 PM
what about a little *ahem* I-bone steak? ;)

jfwy
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: TrojanChispas on August 05, 2005, 07:17:32 PM
that's ok, i dont want to pollute your mind or your sweet inocence
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 05, 2005, 08:27:00 PM
Kinda checkin' in....kinda not.....


Trying to get used to not having my usual Friday night schedule.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 05, 2005, 11:23:38 PM
i didnt get none today.

jsia.

as you were.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 05, 2005, 11:42:32 PM
IT is going to BE A LONG NIGHT.

That is all.

Mine will be longer. 

Ok, enough LSD.  Back to work.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 06, 2005, 12:26:35 PM
It's saturday morning and I spent last night at home. nuff said.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 06, 2005, 12:30:13 PM
Horny drunk text messages from the ex are driving me CRAZY...

In 2 days he's gonna come over and give me some. A LOT. 2 weeks worth.

Sorry if that's TMI
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 07, 2005, 05:48:52 AM
hmmmmmmmmmm  :D

(that's a contented hmmm)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 07, 2005, 07:50:58 AM
hmmmmmmmmmm :D

(that's a contented hmmm)

Get outa here!!!

I think I'm gonna have to cancel my b-day 'celebration' tomorow night because this insurance stuff got really hard all of a sudden!

::::grumble::::
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 07, 2005, 08:48:14 AM
I can't tell if I'm more or less.

not real sex, just fooling around.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 07, 2005, 12:05:41 PM
I was gonna take a nap, but then I was like, "No, I should try to get more studying in so that I don't have to cancel the celebration."

Yep, my priorities are in check! ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 07, 2005, 12:09:00 PM
I just got woken up at 1:30 pm with it.  :)

As you were...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 07, 2005, 07:25:46 PM
just got some more.

Umm Hmm, but was there peanut butter & jelly involved?

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 07, 2005, 07:28:44 PM
Baby oil in a kiddy pool ain't sticky. 


jsia.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 07, 2005, 07:29:30 PM
:)

K. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 07, 2005, 07:39:00 PM
which actually i would not recommend. it's far too sticky.

i can think of other stuff that's, um, sticky
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 07, 2005, 07:48:02 PM
:)

K. 

 ;)

You better be glad you're hot.

That is all.

Ha!

 :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 07, 2005, 07:55:43 PM
which actually i would not recommend. it's far too sticky.

i can think of other stuff that's, um, sticky

Yeah, I don't really understand the stickiness complaint. Isn't it supposed to be a little sticky?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 07, 2005, 07:58:59 PM
Yeah, I don't really understand the stickiness complaint. Isn't it supposed to be a little sticky?

i was thinking more of a by-product
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 07, 2005, 08:00:57 PM
Grey's anatomy is on. I'll be frustrating myself for the next 59 minutes. While posting on LSD of course!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 07, 2005, 08:08:33 PM
And the black surgeon guy the asian chick's sleeping with, and the a-hole med student guy too!!

Mmmm nummies. (sorry T!)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 07, 2005, 09:00:01 PM
Mmmmm Patrick Dempsey has a permanent 5 o'clock shadow in this show.

Ima take a hot bath now.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 08, 2005, 01:14:41 AM
I got none todight.  She is in bed and I am still drunk (ish).  She has to get up for work and I have to do nothing (ish).
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 08, 2005, 01:15:32 AM
forgot to check-in earlier
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 08, 2005, 03:15:03 AM
I'm back
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 08, 2005, 03:18:37 AM
I'm back

Sorry!!!!

Forgiven
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 08, 2005, 03:18:50 AM
right on.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on August 08, 2005, 03:19:05 AM
I think sleep is lost for me

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 08, 2005, 03:21:12 AM
>:(

whats that for?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 08, 2005, 03:21:16 AM
well, you are on top.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 08, 2005, 03:24:44 AM
it was because I wanted to be on top.

That is all.

Ahem.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 08, 2005, 03:25:23 AM
it was because I wanted to be on top.

That is all.

cheap way to get on top
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 08, 2005, 03:48:47 AM
it was because I wanted to be on top.

That is all.

Ahem.

Cough drop?

I think i'm ok now, but thank you.

5:48 here.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 08, 2005, 03:50:49 AM
2:50
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: sarmstrong806 on August 08, 2005, 03:51:14 AM
4:51 AM
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 08, 2005, 03:52:34 AM
5:52
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 08, 2005, 04:02:13 AM
3:02am
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 08, 2005, 04:49:09 AM
hey court, maybe you should trying being on bottom, might alleviate some of that frustration ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 08, 2005, 05:35:17 AM
no ARod last night
:-\
it's ok, we spent most of the w/e together... I didn't wanna over do it.
he's fun to cuddle with.
:D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 08, 2005, 05:42:50 AM
ha, ARod

is that his grade or something?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 08, 2005, 05:44:03 AM
it is a grade-A rod so I guess so. ;)

:P ;D :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 08, 2005, 07:11:18 AM
Streak's gonna end. Tonight.

But then streak starts back up again for God knows how long.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 08, 2005, 05:28:35 PM
tuesday afternoon check-in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 08, 2005, 05:29:59 PM
at least I am on top :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 08, 2005, 05:36:50 PM
Bruin sandwich!

and  :P

 :) ;D :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 08, 2005, 07:24:08 PM
He's here. Smoking a cigarette on my deck.  :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 09, 2005, 09:57:42 AM
i think that's gloating gail

but no problems here, mid-morning satisfaction is grrrrrrrrreeeaaaaaaatttt
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 09, 2005, 10:25:12 AM
i think that's gloating gail

but no problems here, mid-morning satisfaction is grrrrrrrrreeeaaaaaaatttt

 :(

get outa here pres
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 09, 2005, 10:30:42 AM
I didn't get any yesterday.  haven't seen ARod since sunday >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 09, 2005, 10:56:58 AM
Yeah, last night was so good it only made the frustration WORSE... :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 09, 2005, 11:53:41 AM
Hi Court.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 09, 2005, 12:09:21 PM
'sokay.

We went to the Toy Store last night (I paid  :()
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 09, 2005, 02:22:17 PM
like Toys R Us or your local toy store?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 09, 2005, 02:30:03 PM
ARod and I went to the toy store too.
but just to window shop.
that wa my 3rd toy store in 2 days.
althought I didn't get anything.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 09, 2005, 02:33:06 PM
i haven't been in a toy store since i was a pledge and had to get something on a scavenger hunt
 ::)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 09, 2005, 03:07:43 PM
I hadn't been to this one since I was in high school, and it was pretty much the same....except for the toy section was MUCH bigger (they made the video section smaller). I likey.

Thought about getting a movie rental membership, until I saw that there's a $40 deposit PER MOVIE to rent!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 09, 2005, 07:00:29 PM
Me too.  :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 09, 2005, 08:12:33 PM
hola
 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 09, 2005, 09:44:10 PM
Just peeking in at all the pissed-off folks.  Yikes!   :o ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 09, 2005, 09:46:42 PM
socially frustrated?  is that another way of saying you're lonely or that you are a psychopath?  it can go either way, y'know... :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 09, 2005, 09:53:09 PM
that sucks, man.  i check into Georgia from time to time but i find its structure annoying (i know, its just numbers but I am an odd guy)

the best advice I can give:  @#!* 'em.  You're embarking on an awesome new adventure and the real start of your professional career.  try to focus on that.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 09, 2005, 09:54:48 PM
no way soshhh... we miss you in GA.

:'(

tear.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 10, 2005, 10:09:04 PM
It's wednesday night, and I am sitting in a hotel room drunk
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 10, 2005, 10:10:39 PM
you need to get drunk like me ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on August 11, 2005, 09:52:38 PM
pointing.

laughing.

jsia.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 12, 2005, 12:27:46 AM
pointing.

laughing.

jsia.

Pointing (at you)

Laughing (at you)

At least I have more options when it comes to ending the frustration.  ;)

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 12, 2005, 02:24:20 PM
>:(

checking in for the morning

ditto

ah yes
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 13, 2005, 03:36:38 PM
if y'all are the co-chairs, who are the members?

;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 13, 2005, 07:20:32 PM
probably a time or two. 

in fact, i'm not sure what i'm doing here other than laughing  :P  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 13, 2005, 07:41:23 PM
I'm abstaining from this thread for the night.

Hum, I bet your date likes the sound of that ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 13, 2005, 08:41:00 PM

Thus, best if I'm not seckshully frustrated to begin with.

true
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 16, 2005, 09:25:49 PM
nearly forgot to check in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 16, 2005, 09:27:43 PM
can't be a lack of frustration
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on August 16, 2005, 09:35:56 PM
heh.

hee hee!

HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAAAHHAHAAAAA

*gasp*

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHH AHHA
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 16, 2005, 09:42:25 PM
*where's the middle-finger emoticon?*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on August 16, 2005, 09:50:13 PM
(http://www.fortunecity.com/campus/ink/659/love01.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Julie Fern on August 17, 2005, 06:14:28 AM
paperback says we can discuss polygamy here.

however, julie doubtful.  most of you seem to have hard time getting to monogamy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 17, 2005, 02:23:14 PM
i guess the beast's refusals could leave you frustrated as well.

post away jules
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 17, 2005, 08:13:04 PM
Bloody hell.

 >:(

 :(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 18, 2005, 03:19:59 PM
>:(

hear ya
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 18, 2005, 07:58:57 PM
>:(

hear ya

ooooookay

we're the only ones left, bruin!

see!

soon..... it will only be me....  :(

Soon enough it will be
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 18, 2005, 07:59:23 PM
well, I'm here
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 18, 2005, 11:46:26 PM
Bump, for Court :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 18, 2005, 11:51:00 PM
>:(

 :'(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 18, 2005, 11:54:51 PM
almost at 5500!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 19, 2005, 11:36:43 PM
BUMP!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 20, 2005, 08:13:21 AM
BUMP!

Okay, look.

You can't bump this thread.

It's just....wrong.

Right. You're either part of the thread or not. You just can't bump it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on August 20, 2005, 04:06:48 PM
Well, I haven't been on the computer enough lately to be a "part" of it. bumpity bump.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 20, 2005, 05:02:10 PM
>:(

ah yes, saturday night.

 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 20, 2005, 05:05:01 PM
>:(

ah yes, saturday night.

 >:(

Weren't we here on friday night, too?

We were. >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 20, 2005, 05:05:17 PM
At least I was out drinking that night
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 20, 2005, 05:07:30 PM
I gut plowed the other night so I'm ok.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: __ on August 20, 2005, 05:15:10 PM
:-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 21, 2005, 09:09:17 AM
T looks happy for once in this thread
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on August 21, 2005, 04:30:26 PM
>:(

I will not be happy in this thread FOREVER.

On the money.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 22, 2005, 08:14:35 AM
Kinda here and kinda not.

Eye sex with Italian men made it bad.

But then a certain phone call last night made it go away again.

That's all I'll say, or else I'll get yelled at! ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 22, 2005, 01:35:32 PM
and....

monday

 >:(

+ school.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 23, 2005, 07:56:55 PM
Susan and Court are getting me all frustrated!!!

Now there's a sentence that feels wierd to utter.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on August 23, 2005, 07:59:10 PM
Susan and Court are getting me all frustrated!!!

Now there's a sentence that feels wierd to utter.

and to visualize.

blech.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 23, 2005, 08:03:58 PM
Susan and Court are getting me all frustrated!!!

Now there's a sentence that feels wierd to utter.

and to visualize.

blech.

Interesting. Some men dig that kinda thing.  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on August 23, 2005, 08:09:48 PM
tomorrow is hump day.

whattayagonnado?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: creM of the crop on August 23, 2005, 08:12:21 PM
You should post number 7777 in here.

oh the irony.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 23, 2005, 11:27:09 PM
Will somebody please bring that big scoop of scruffy Adonis that I ordered?

Pretty Please?

 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 24, 2005, 06:47:03 AM
b/c it's hump day?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 24, 2005, 06:54:50 AM
i'm guessing the energizer didn't keep going and going and going

 ;)  ::)  :-*

(runs and hides before the shoes start to fly)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 24, 2005, 07:23:55 AM
All of a sudden it got really bad last night

I dunno why
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 24, 2005, 12:36:46 PM
talk about falling down on job
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 24, 2005, 12:43:04 PM
did they put too much grease on the poll for you?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 24, 2005, 12:48:12 PM
i bet you're a favorite at the local Twin Peaks ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 24, 2005, 12:59:04 PM
ok, i'm stopping there
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 26, 2005, 06:31:37 AM
yup, just you

 :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 26, 2005, 07:27:28 AM
Here, but there's a chance my streak may end this weekend. Meh.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 26, 2005, 08:24:40 AM
I think you'll change your mind when you get a bf.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: phillygirl on August 26, 2005, 09:02:13 AM
I would just like to say that I was seckshully frustrated until I read xoxoth last night. There was the most disgusting post on there about a eunuch. I know that some normal people may post on that website but I must say that there are some very, very, very disturbed individuals that frequent there. Anyways, my cure for seckchual frustration: visit xoxoth. You'll never want to have sechshual relations again. Well, at least not for a while
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 26, 2005, 09:16:34 AM
I think you'll change your mind when you get a bf.

It is interesting, your use of the word "when" in that sentence.

I would substitute it with "if"

jsia

I'm assuming you'll have a boyfriend before you have a husband.

And I think it's unlikely that a Hot Blonde will end up a lonely spinster, so don't worry.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 26, 2005, 09:21:14 AM
I scare men off too

Working on the whole "playing hard to get" things

Very difficult for me when I know what I want

But I try.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 27, 2005, 11:07:17 AM
I got woke up with it.

jsia.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 27, 2005, 05:40:06 PM
I got it 4 times last night and I'm still frustrated. I'm not sure what I should be learning from this.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 27, 2005, 06:45:49 PM
I HOPE you KNOW that *I* am the ONLY DAMN PERSON LEFT IN THE GOD FORBODEN THREAD!

And YOU, sir, are just WRONG!!

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong!

oh hush, lil' lady.  you can't really complain if you don't know what you're missing.  you'll be ok.   :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 27, 2005, 06:47:18 PM
I got it 4 times last night and I'm still frustrated. I'm not sure what I should be learning from this.

it sounds like you learned what happens in the back room at an adult bookstore!

i keed!  i keed!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 27, 2005, 06:53:20 PM
oh hush, lil' lady.  you can't really complain if you don't know what you're missing.  you'll be ok.   :-*

I have a very

very

very

very

VIVID

imagination.

its like...warm apple pie.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on August 27, 2005, 06:57:08 PM
perhaps but i dont like to think of it any other way.  so...like i said...its like waaaarm apple pie... :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 27, 2005, 10:14:57 PM
check

kinda

not really though

meh
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 28, 2005, 01:28:18 PM
>:( >:( >:(


that's a double helping of seckshul frustration with a cherry on top.

that cherry is your whole problem ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Kilgore Trout on August 28, 2005, 01:34:56 PM
I'm frustrated.  I was almost there, and then this chick whips out her cell phone and takes a picture, so I had to run......
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 28, 2005, 01:37:59 PM
maybe she wanted to make sure she remembered it
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 28, 2005, 02:55:42 PM
Yeah Hi.

I think I'll just move in here.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 28, 2005, 02:56:53 PM
i thought there were plans
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on August 28, 2005, 02:57:12 PM
you gotta clear it with court

she has the deed to this place now
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 28, 2005, 02:59:21 PM
yeah, when merc moved he had to give it up. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on August 28, 2005, 03:00:38 PM
you gotta clear it with court

she has the deed to this place now


and it's a FSA.  She has it forever.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 28, 2005, 03:02:40 PM
i think there are multiple reasons it's hers forever
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 28, 2005, 03:03:05 PM
you gotta clear it with court

she has the deed to this place now


I think I she'll let me in as  the resident nympho.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 29, 2005, 06:58:22 AM
you mean you didn't get drunk enough at a hurricane party and want to at least once before your impending doom? ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 29, 2005, 07:40:12 AM
you gotta clear it with court

she has the deed to this place now


I think I she'll let me in as the resident nympho.

Yes.

Just no stories in here.

Makes it worse.


muuuucccchhhhh worse.

I fell asleep in the middle of it Fri night.

Is that an ok story?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on August 29, 2005, 07:41:29 AM
that is horrible.

i feel bad for him, but worse for you if it was that bad.

on another note, we stayed up so late last night that we both slept through the alarm this morn.

jsia.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 29, 2005, 07:49:05 AM
It was really more my fault for not getting more sleep during the week. I was friggin TIRED.

I was less into in general. I dunno if it's an isolated incident or my sex drive telling me to stop sleeping with him.

Meh
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on August 29, 2005, 08:13:25 AM
you're the leading cause of seckshul frustration in men


they should name a hurricane after your fine ass  :D




grrrrrrrrrr


 ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on August 29, 2005, 08:17:13 AM
exhibit A) Merc is all in a knot about that other thread  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on August 29, 2005, 09:04:00 AM
Uh huh, Im well past that and into the gloating phaze.  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 29, 2005, 08:02:06 PM
I'm lonely.  :(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on August 29, 2005, 08:30:24 PM
I'm lonely.  :(

just do what they did

http://www.rock103.com/pages/crew/showprep/xdirect.php?id=6035
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 29, 2005, 08:37:45 PM
I'm lonely.  :(

just do what they did

http://www.rock103.com/pages/crew/showprep/xdirect.php?id=6035

You don't honestly think I would stoop to THAT??
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on August 29, 2005, 08:39:26 PM
I'm lonely.  :(

just do what they did

http://www.rock103.com/pages/crew/showprep/xdirect.php?id=6035

You don't honestly think I would stoop to THAT??

dunno.

do you have a gun?  And two other girls?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on August 29, 2005, 08:42:59 PM
No, but I'll tell you what do have... ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on August 29, 2005, 10:17:50 PM
checkin'in
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: etherealism on August 29, 2005, 10:55:42 PM
I'm frustrated.  I was almost there, and then this chick whips out her cell phone and takes a picture, so I had to run......

but what if it was a video phone?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: etherealism on August 29, 2005, 10:58:08 PM
:::raises hand:::


here  :-[




until next week that is
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 05, 2005, 07:48:10 PM
Goddamn it Courtney.

I was secretly hoping this thread was dead.

So that I wouldn't be reminded of the fact that I'm not getting laid.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 05, 2005, 07:50:39 PM
I'm sorry, hun....

But I'm sure there's LOTS of guys that would LOVE to help you out with that.....


I prefer just to female dog a lot about not boinking.

Yeah, except THEY'RE ALL MARRIED.

*&^%.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 05, 2005, 07:52:49 PM
heh

well

I know.

That's never stopped SOME people.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 05, 2005, 10:35:53 PM
check-in time
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 08:20:53 AM
I don't really miss it that much.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on September 06, 2005, 08:22:53 AM
hahahaha

and that's b/c i thought this thread was dead
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 08:25:13 AM
As my mom always says: "It's better to BE alone than WISH you were alone."

That statement goes for the topic of this thread as well.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 08:29:26 AM
Quote
"Just don't try to cook again. The stove was expensive to have repaired that last time."

Yeah, my mom said that too.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 06, 2005, 10:59:57 AM
eh.

My mom was always nagging.

"clean your room!!"

"take out the trash!"

"get off your sister!"

always with the nagging!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 11:01:28 AM
What? Merc's homestate?

Trailerparkansas?

What? Who said that?

 :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 06, 2005, 11:13:56 AM
yeah yeah.  Everyone loooooooves to bash us.

Until they need their car fixed.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 06, 2005, 11:17:10 AM
"get off your sister!"

::cough::Arkansas::cough::

 :D

that one was just for you.

my community service for the week.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 11:54:35 AM
My dad used to go to Arkansas all the time.

I'm not sure I've ever been there myself.

Maybe just the tip.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on September 06, 2005, 11:55:01 AM
hopefully not to visit family
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 11:55:50 AM
No, just company plant.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 06, 2005, 12:16:45 PM
None in 4 days.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on September 06, 2005, 12:17:11 PM
you and the gf not gonna work things out?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 06, 2005, 12:33:55 PM
Oh, we're fine.   We've just both been busy and have not seen each other for more than 10 minutes at a stretch any place private lately.  We had lunch today, but I'm sure the poor assholes at Quizno's wouldn't have appreciated it if we had had relations on the condiment island.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on September 06, 2005, 12:34:30 PM
ha, yeah, that would have been disturbing
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 12:36:32 PM
What are you 2 doing in this thread anyway?

Gaily says get out please.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 06, 2005, 12:37:52 PM
I said its been 4 days, Gail. 








Ain't that long enough?  People actually go longer?  Oh my...!  I'm...so...sorry...:D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 12:39:04 PM
It's been like a week and a half for me.

And ya know what?

I DON'T REALLY MISS IT THAT MUCH.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 06, 2005, 12:39:48 PM
It's been like a week and a half for me.

And ya know what?

I DON'T REALLY MISS IT THAT MUCH.

Keep saying it and you may start believing it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 12:42:53 PM
Some of us are comfortable enough with ourselves to know that we can afford to be choosy.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 12:45:30 PM
Some of us are so comfortable with ourselves that we know we can afford to be alone.

Tis me.

But you people know I'd boink myself.

:::high fives Court::::
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 06, 2005, 12:46:55 PM
Some of us are so comfortable with ourselves that we know we can afford to be alone.

Tis me.

But you people know I'd boink myself.

I've been saying this for years.  If I was gay, I'd be just my type.  I'd @#!* the hell out of me and then sit with myself on the couch watching football, having a beer, and wiping up.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 12:48:27 PM
This is how Court and I spend every Sunday.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 06, 2005, 12:49:45 PM
This is how Court and I spend every Sunday.

Ya'll should tape it and sell it.

Call it:

GIRLS GONE LAME
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 12:51:08 PM
This is how Court and I spend every Sunday.

Ya'll should tape it and sell it.

Call it:

GIRLS GONE LAME

That was SO MEAN

Why don't you go not have sex with your girlfriend some more.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 06, 2005, 12:52:20 PM
This is how Court and I spend every Sunday.

Ya'll should tape it and sell it.

Call it:

GIRLS GONE LAME

That was SO MEAN

Why don't you go not have sex with your girlfriend some more.

Tut, tut lil' lady.

I'll concede with this fact:

I spent much of Saturday night/early Sunday morning steam-cleaning my carpet.

Beat that lameness.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 12:53:38 PM
I've posted 800 times since Wednesday?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 06, 2005, 12:54:03 PM
I've posted 800 times since Wednesday?


Yikes.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 06, 2005, 12:56:43 PM
Slow weekend, slow day at work.

Might pick up this afternoon though
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 07, 2005, 07:35:32 AM
I don't need this thread

I don't need sex
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on September 07, 2005, 07:40:34 AM
i think social gave you a good response yesterday
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 07, 2005, 07:42:05 AM
Which one?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on September 07, 2005, 07:46:51 AM
keep telling yourself that and you might start believing it ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 07, 2005, 07:50:51 AM
Knowing I could get it if I wanted it kind of makes whatever frustration I might have nonexistent.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 09, 2005, 10:22:55 PM
Court just needs to kill this thread once and for all.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 09, 2005, 10:29:11 PM
Unless he's hot AND loaded.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 09, 2005, 10:32:12 PM
Yes I would agree with you on the wonk.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 09, 2005, 10:35:03 PM
Oh, my ex had plenty o' wonk.

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 10, 2005, 12:40:54 AM
certainly here, though couda had it had I wanted it tonight.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 10, 2005, 12:48:40 AM
story of my life, dear Bruin.

story of my life.

Ah yes court.

That damn VoS ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 10, 2005, 12:51:03 AM
story of my life, dear Bruin.

story of my life.

Ah yes court.

That damn VoS ;)

I cannot hate it.....

it's a good good thing it's there.....

Tis true, I'm sure... :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 10, 2005, 12:53:52 AM
Tis true, I'm sure... :P

right

because you don't have one AT ALL.

 ::)

Ah yes
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on September 10, 2005, 01:59:59 PM
I'm still here.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 09:14:28 AM
I woke up this morning with the urge to go shopping for naughty lingerie.

Maybe because I plan on misbehaving sometime in the near future.

 ::)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 11, 2005, 09:19:52 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 11, 2005, 09:51:58 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 10:40:20 AM
;D

Didn't we ban married people from this thread?

jaia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 11, 2005, 11:04:46 AM
Didn't we ban married people from this thread?

That's not very nice.

Some of us don't live with our wives...ahem.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 11:21:39 AM
Yes, and I suppose that even living with the spouse doesn't guarantee that you're getting any.

But nobody would admit to that!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 11:26:19 AM
I'd make sure those issues were settled way in advance by dating/living together for several years before taking the big leap.

Like say, when we're ready to retire and set up life insurance stuff.

Then I'd consider marriage.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 11, 2005, 11:26:25 AM
Yes, and I suppose that even living with the spouse doesn't guarantee that you're getting any.

But nobody would admit to that!

Getting any? Yes. Getting it all the time? No.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 11, 2005, 11:26:46 AM
Yeah, see there.

If I *ever* was even serious about getting married I'd have to have some kind of contract signed by the potential before we hitched.

Something along the lines of "boinking numerous times a day. you're always in the mood. i'm always in the mood. etc...."

none of this "headache" business.

fo' shizzy.

It always starts out that way...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 11:27:33 AM
I'm single and I probably get it more than most married people.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 11, 2005, 11:33:26 AM
It always starts out that way...

Keep going, Zamfir.

Make me hate sex without even doing it yet.

I'm sure the nunnery will give you a bonus.

I think I'm done with nuns. I kicked the habit.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 11, 2005, 12:55:53 PM
I'm single and I probably get it more than most married people.
hmmmmm
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 11, 2005, 01:30:00 PM
It always starts out that way...

Keep going, Zamfir.

Make me hate sex without even doing it yet.

I'm sure the nunnery will give you a bonus.

I think I'm done with nuns. I kicked the habit.

Be here all week?

All week. Tip your waitress! Try the veal!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 11, 2005, 02:11:42 PM
Oh yea...Married folk get seckshully frustrated as well especially when they live apart and can't run down to the convent for some companionship. this  ;D eventually turns to this :D to this  :), then :'(, and finally this  >:(.  I seem to recall a pre-nuptial verbal contract regarding post nuptial seckshul relations that didn't quite work out the way we thought....i spoke to soon when I said "I could stay like this forever," during some pre-seckshul relation...guys say just about anything to get some. Her response was "I will never tell you no," presumably to shut me up. However, I must admit I am still  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 02:12:41 PM
Whoa...that's like the longest post I've ever seen from you.

And in this of all threads!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 02:16:34 PM
Sometimes the promise of future boinking is its own kind of satisfaction.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 02:20:49 PM
there is no promise of future boinking.

Speak for yourself.

>:D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 02:22:40 PM
there is no promise of future boinking.

Speak for yourself.

>:D

Floozy!!

 :P

I'm no floozy!

If he's worthy of the Gaily love, he's worthy of it ALL THE TIME.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 11, 2005, 02:27:30 PM
Ah yes...planned boinking. Dat's what I'm talkin' 'bout. 

there is no promise of future boinking.

especially when said promise was made during the act of "sexual procreation between a man and a woman accompanied by rhythmic movements leading to orgasm and ejaculation."


Did I just ruin it for you? 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 02:30:49 PM
Nothing sexier than the texbook definition.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 11, 2005, 02:35:18 PM
My plan for future boinking was foiled by my mom....forgot I have to sleep at her place tonight. :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 11, 2005, 05:57:14 PM
here

 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 11, 2005, 08:43:39 PM
here

 >:(

FOREVER!!!!

(heh. I hexed ya. You will remain w/out sex until Court gets some.  GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 11, 2005, 08:49:56 PM
Heh.


I DIDN'T LAUGH!!

Damn..... I'm sorry Bruin.....

It's gonna be awhile, buddy.

I hear being a monk isn't that bad.......

 :-\

Oh, I hexed you too.

You will remain without sex until Taylor grows up and realizes that women are to be respected.  THAT'LL TAKE YEARS!!!

Heh.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 11, 2005, 08:58:59 PM
>:(  >:(  >:(
Just got back from walk in park w/ very very hot friend. So here right now.

don't worry about it veg.

once you get to Baylor, I'll hook ya up with some upper classmen.

It's all good.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: A.J. on September 11, 2005, 09:03:34 PM
Hey Veg.  These people are f-in LUNATICS. 

save AJ
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 12, 2005, 10:27:50 AM
 >:( is prolly gonna turn into >:D tonight.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 12, 2005, 11:07:53 AM
Having a shameless ex hookup tonight.

We get along so much better now that we've split up!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 12, 2005, 08:10:33 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 12, 2005, 08:11:20 PM
Here! Yay! I heart celibacy!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 12, 2005, 09:05:13 PM
:::stomps into thread::::

 >:(

Fucker got called into work!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 12, 2005, 09:32:42 PM
:::stomps into thread::::

 >:(

Fucker got called into work!

McDonald's light on cashiers tonight?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 12, 2005, 09:37:02 PM
:::stomps into thread::::

 >:(

Fucker got called into work!

McDonald's light on cashiers tonight?

So mean.

But I suppose I deserve it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 12, 2005, 10:05:12 PM
:::stomps into thread::::

 >:(

Fucker got called into work!

McDonald's light on cashiers tonight?

So mean.

But I suppose I deserve it.

Sarcasm pops out like a Jack-in-the-box.  It can't be helped.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 12, 2005, 10:06:45 PM
I have all you hot LSD men.

It will suffice.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: etherealism on September 12, 2005, 11:12:33 PM
not anymore  ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on September 13, 2005, 08:16:35 AM
screw it.

I quit this thread.

it must be rush season ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 13, 2005, 08:19:14 AM
I still can't square my sorority girl stereotypes with court...she's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 13, 2005, 08:19:24 AM
screw it.

I quit this thread.

it must be rush season ;)

:::high-fives Pres::::
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 13, 2005, 11:52:24 AM
I still can't square my sorority girl stereotypes with court...she's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

A mystery wrapped in an enigma.....
or was that a tortilla...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 13, 2005, 11:55:27 AM
did you take any classes at spang?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 13, 2005, 11:56:49 AM
did you take any classes at spang?

I took most of my classes online.  I did take German however, and a couple of little weekend seminars.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 13, 2005, 12:02:54 PM
I finished my UG online but took the bulk at spang.  the wife took a german class and I ended up knowing more conversational then she did.  I learn new phrases at each bakery, butcher and coffee shop. 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 13, 2005, 12:04:06 PM
You guys are boring up Court's thread.

jsia

Carry On.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 13, 2005, 12:11:44 PM
hmm you do have a point....nothing exciting happening anyways though
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 13, 2005, 12:14:14 PM
what chu talkin' bout...I'm the life of the party. ALWAYS
jsia
You guys are boring up Court's thread.

jsia

Carry On.
!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 13, 2005, 12:16:21 PM
Espically when he busts out the erotica.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 13, 2005, 12:17:17 PM
um erotica....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 13, 2005, 12:20:12 PM
you don't want to see me nekid...It'll ruin your life. you'll spend the rest of it looking for someone like me. ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 13, 2005, 12:21:44 PM
you don't want to see me nekid...It'll ruin your life. you'll spend the rest of it looking for someone like me. ;D

Hey Animal, why don't you post a pic and let us LSD ladies decide for ourselves?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 13, 2005, 12:31:15 PM
I was the animal until I became the Grand Pooh-Bah and have been since that picture was taken. ;D

why don't you think that is me?

and I must confess those erotic stories you may have read...they're true. ;D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 13, 2005, 12:32:29 PM

why don't you think that is me?


I believed that that was you....I was referring to the nekkid pic.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 13, 2005, 12:37:34 PM
what if I decide to run for congress, that would ruin my chances for sure...*brain cloud* hmmmm unless of course I make the appeal to the ladies and get them to rock the vote. yes, I think this might work. now who can I get to take the pic? *brain cloud out*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 13, 2005, 12:38:53 PM
It's called a PM sweetie.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 13, 2005, 12:42:35 PM
only ladies get pre-menstrual. I thought you knew that.

*dodgeball anyone*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 13, 2005, 12:45:24 PM
Funny.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on September 13, 2005, 05:29:41 PM
only ladies get pre-menstrual. I thought you knew that.

I don't have PMS. Never have.

Or, I just can't tell the difference between that and how I normally am.

heh.

So, you're just always a raving lunatic? I hope I take flak for that one.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 13, 2005, 07:06:59 PM
only ladies get pre-menstrual. I thought you knew that.

*dodgeball anyone*
I don't want to see you naked after that comment.

 >:( on so many levels.

A guy will say anything to avoid PM'ing a nekid pic of himself. didn't mean to offend.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 13, 2005, 07:09:08 PM
I'd retract but i've been quoted...BLAST!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 06:50:05 AM
Ok having seen the Jessica Alba perfection on another thread, I though I should come on here and scream really loud


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on September 14, 2005, 06:52:48 AM
it's good to be married

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 06:54:12 AM
it's good to be married

jsia

Oh, I'm married.......
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on September 14, 2005, 06:57:44 AM
hmmm - i'm sorry then
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 06:59:31 AM
hmmm - i'm sorry then

doesn't mean i wouldnt want to do dirty things to sweet Jessica now does it?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: PresClay_00 on September 14, 2005, 07:05:06 AM
just b/c you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 07:07:04 AM
just b/c you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu

I like the sampler platter myself  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 07:16:48 AM
does the mrs have the same opinion?

she believes in capital punishment
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 07:20:58 AM
oh I'm all talk, you better believe it  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 14, 2005, 07:24:03 AM
 :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 10:51:42 AM
So I'm not as  >:( today. And no red wine was involved!
Although... is it wrong to tempt someone into doing something they shouldn't have done because they are with someone else?
I can't decide if I feel great or really really bad.  :-\  ;D  :(  :-\  ;D  ;D  ;D
Nope, definitely feel great.  :D

interesting line of questions this could lead to
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 10:55:47 AM
great is my curiosity

scared of added frustration am I
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 10:58:42 AM
OK, Yoda-Grover.  ;)


Lets just say.... No, lets not. :) And I'll leave it at that.
 :-*


 :-* :P :-*  :o
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 11:01:12 AM
We like to call him "Groda."
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 11:01:55 AM
We like to call him "Groda."

great wisdom I posess

use it for naughty ends I do
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 11:03:20 AM
We like to call him "Groda."

great wisdom I posess

use it for naughty ends I do

My end is naughty. Will you use your wisdom on it?
 ;)

He knows all about sodomy laws.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 11:03:53 AM
under impression that wrong gender am I  ???
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 11:04:44 AM
under impression that wrong gender am I  ???

Nope.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 11:06:46 AM
free agent are we?

interested am I

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 11:07:47 AM
free agent are we?

interested am I



Broaden your definition of sodomy...it can happen between men and women, too. Check that statute!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 11:11:21 AM
free agent are we?

interested am I



Broaden your definition of sodomy...it can happen between men and women, too. Check that statute!

I think we are on different wavelengths...I wasn't referring to sodomy per se...I was referring to the penchant for the same sex of the species that I was under the assumption existed with our dear friend here
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 11:12:18 AM
free agent are we?

interested am I



Broaden your definition of sodomy...it can happen between men and women, too. Check that statute!

I think we are on different wavelengths...I wasn't referring to sodomy per se...I was referring to the penchant for the same sex of the species that I was under the assumption existed with our dear friend here

Well, *&^%, Groda, I don't know what the hell you're talking about now.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 11:13:36 AM
free agent are we?

interested am I



Broaden your definition of sodomy...it can happen between men and women, too. Check that statute!

I think we are on different wavelengths...I wasn't referring to sodomy per se...I was referring to the penchant for the same sex of the species that I was under the assumption existed with our dear friend here

Well, sh*t, Groda, I don't know what the hell you're talking about now.

don't worry, neither do I...back to ignorance of the law....sodomy is played out
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 11:14:30 AM
Yes, I do have that penchant. But that's not the only one I have, if you get my meaning.  ;)


NOWWWWWWW I get it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 11:15:05 AM
Yes, I do have that penchant. But that's not the only one I have, if you get my meaning.  ;)


awesome is that

open minded am I

willing to make grover sandwich indeed
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 11:15:49 AM
You know what they say about the folks that go both ways, right?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 11:16:15 AM
Ah Ha! Elementary, my dear Waston! She likes to bat for both teams!

When playing baseball, that is. :)

I prefer the term free agent
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 11:17:39 AM
You know what they say about the folks that go both ways, right?
They are f-ing fantastic in bed?

Nope. Greedy. Greedy, greedy, greedy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 11:19:53 AM
You know what they say about the folks that go both ways, right?
They are f-ing fantastic in bed?

Nope. Greedy. Greedy, greedy, greedy.

Nothing wrong with sharing what you've got. If you get my meaning.  ;)

I agree. I don't understand why I only feel that way about women, though. I guess I'm a hypocrite.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 11:21:35 AM
Yes. And it makes you a terrible person. j/k.  ;)

Later, y'all. Gotta go disconnect my phone.


I think it just makes me an incredibly horny person. C'est la vie.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 12:47:51 PM
Yes. And it makes you a terrible person. j/k.  ;)

Later, y'all. Gotta go disconnect my phone.


I think it just makes me an incredibly horny person. C'est la vie.

That makes two of us.  :D

I'm back, newly freed from my bondage of sharing a family share plan with my ex. I went over my minutes by like, 600 minutes this month. Good thing he's paying for it! Good thing I was talking dirty to someone else while he pays for it. Ha! Fucker! Deny me child support!

someone say bondage?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 12:49:57 PM
If I can be the bondee
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 14, 2005, 12:52:01 PM
I do not belong in this thread today.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 12:52:47 PM
I do not belong in this thread today.

jsia
[/quot

ex sex  :-X
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 14, 2005, 12:53:03 PM
I do not belong in this thread today.

jsia

Me neither.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 14, 2005, 12:54:41 PM
I do not belong in this thread today.

jsia
[/quot

ex sex :-X

:::shrugs shoulders::::
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 12:55:48 PM
solo sex uh huh, that's right I said it
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 01:27:47 PM
poor court  :'( :'(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 01:40:00 PM
I'm here for the hair stroking, it's what i do  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 01:50:35 PM
eh, that's okay. I'm not so good with the being sweet and cherished.....

although, it is much appreciated  :-*

It ain't about being cherished or put on a pedestal, it's about being treated right, no?  Isn't that what we all want really? 
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 14, 2005, 01:52:45 PM
eh, that's okay. I'm not so good with the being sweet and cherished.....

although, it is much appreciated  :-*

It ain't about being cherished or put on a pedestal, it's about being treated right, no?  Isn't that what we all want really? 

I want: Red Meat, A cold beer, and some hot sex.

you can have the pedestal.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 01:53:42 PM
eh, that's okay. I'm not so good with the being sweet and cherished.....

although, it is much appreciated  :-*

It ain't about being cherished or put on a pedestal, it's about being treated right, no?  Isn't that what we all want really? 

I want: Red Meat, A cold beer, and some hot sex.

you can have the pedestal.

and her to cook the red meat after the sex
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 14, 2005, 01:56:48 PM
It's all about lovin' yourself.

IIIIIII love myself
I think I'm grand
I go to the movies
and I hold my hand
I call myself on the telephone
uh oh no one answered
cause I'm not home
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 14, 2005, 01:58:15 PM
eh, that's okay. I'm not so good with the being sweet and cherished.....

although, it is much appreciated  :-*

It ain't about being cherished or put on a pedestal, it's about being treated right, no?  Isn't that what we all want really? 

I want: Red Meat, A cold beer, and some hot sex.

you can have the pedestal.

Really?

Because I was craving Red Bull myself.

Rough night last night.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 01:59:15 PM
eh, that's okay. I'm not so good with the being sweet and cherished.....

although, it is much appreciated  :-*

It ain't about being cherished or put on a pedestal, it's about being treated right, no?  Isn't that what we all want really? 

I want: Red Meat, A cold beer, and some hot sex.

you can have the pedestal.

Really?

Because I was craving Red Bull myself.

Rough night last night.

red bull and vodka?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 01:59:19 PM
It's all about lovin' yourself.

IIIIIII love myself
I think I'm grand
I go to the movies
and I hold my hand
I call myself on the telephone
uh oh no one answered
cause I'm not home

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/LaneSwerver/self_love.jpg)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 14, 2005, 02:05:04 PM
Is that off one of your t-shirts?  I go through this self loathing every morning right before coffee and then I sing my little didy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 14, 2005, 02:06:30 PM
Is that off one of your t-shirts?  I go through this self loathing every morning right before coffee and then I sing my little didy.

I'm thinking of having it made into a t-shirt.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 14, 2005, 08:31:16 PM
A friend of mine in the Navy had a T-shirt that said,

"I'd rather be masturbating."
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 14, 2005, 08:35:47 PM
   
   Model Penal Code
   
· Court must determine the mental state required for crime
   ○ Statute will say
· Court tells jury that prosecutor must prove mental state beyond reasonable doubt
   ○ If defense of mistake negates mental state then must find not guilty
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on September 15, 2005, 11:03:47 AM
Why am I still here? :(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 15, 2005, 11:14:17 AM
Why am I still here? :(

Because you pop your collar.   :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 15, 2005, 11:15:46 AM
A friend of mine in the Navy had a T-shirt that said,

"I'd rather be masturbating."

Good one...I need to find one of those.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on September 15, 2005, 11:33:48 AM
Why am I still here? :(

Because you pop your collar.   :D

Haha. It was an accident I swear. I'm a member of the concerned students against popped collars.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 15, 2005, 11:39:17 AM
A friend of mine in the Navy had a T-shirt that said,

"I'd rather be masturbating."

Good one...I need to find one of those.

(http://www.democracymeansyou.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/shrt-masturbating-120a.gif)

Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 11:41:12 AM
Checking in, but only because of my earlier discussion with Nate about meeting Merc in person.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 11:47:38 AM
They already did in August.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 12:18:32 PM
I am the only person at my job who was born in the 80s.

I wouldn't know whether or not something like that is still in style.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 07:18:15 PM
I am the only person at my job who was born in the 80s.

I wouldn't know whether or not something like that is still in style.

Being born in the early '80's is *always* in style.
 :)



the 80's were like one of the worst decades for style I must say
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 07:21:34 PM
>:(

Frustrated? Or not born in the early '80's?
I think Court was born in the mid-80's
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 07:22:03 PM
I was born in the mid-70's hence why I am in cheesy 70's porn to my left
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 07:31:58 PM
>:(

Frustrated? Or not born in the early '80's?

Or frustrated since the early '80s?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 07:33:51 PM
holy dam

(http://simscience.org/cracks/image/go5.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 07:36:41 PM
What the hell is that?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 07:37:59 PM
um, it was supposed to be a moving dam...guess it didn't want to move anymore
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 07:39:03 PM
I thought it was supposed to be something kinky.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 07:40:58 PM
of course you would gail, of course you would  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 07:42:09 PM
This is the sexual frustration thread!

What the hell else are we supposed to be talking about??
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 07:43:30 PM
oh yeh...frustration making me incoherent
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 07:45:21 PM
slow is ok sometimes  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 07:45:42 PM
oh yeh...frustration making me incoherent

That's what marriage will do to you
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 07:47:04 PM
oh yeh...frustration making me incoherent

That's what marriage will do to you

there's much love to go around ladies, much love  :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 07:59:03 PM
oh yeh...frustration making me incoherent

That's what marriage will do to you

there's much love to go around ladies, much love  :-*

Can I share in your wife's love, too?  ;D

Never mind: I've done enough relationship damage for one week. :-\

yeh she's not really down with that scene unfortunately....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:01:34 PM
no kidding
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:05:03 PM
 :) :) ;) :P :P
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:08:58 PM
what is the saying,
eatin ain't cheatin?

hehehehe
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:16:39 PM
what is the saying,
eatin ain't cheatin?

hehehehe

I had never heard that before. I'll buy into that, though.  ;)

according to Shane from the Shield anyways.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:22:26 PM
for the record

I have never cheated
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:27:34 PM
for the record

I have never cheated

For the record, I am currently getting divorced because my soon-to-be ex-husband cheated.
The irony for him is, I would have allowed it if he'd included me / asked me beforehand.

wow...that's all I have to say
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:31:13 PM
you would have let him @#!* another women if he had said pretty please?  my wife would have cut my manhood off
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:35:56 PM
you would have let him @#!* another women if he had said pretty please?  my wife would have cut my manhood off

For f-ing, I would have to be involved. For just a little playing around, he knew all he had to do was ask. He got drunk and fooled around. A few times. And hid it from me everytime. The lying was what I couldn't take. The point of a marriage is that you can tell each other everything, never having to be afraid what the other person is going to do. Besides, you know them so well you know what is and isn't appropriate in their view. Apparently I was having that relationship by myself. *shrug*
But now I'm single again. It's fun. :) I'd forgotten how much fun.  :D


I cant remember being single... ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:38:01 PM
you would have let him @#!* another women if he had said pretty please?  my wife would have cut my manhood off

For f-ing, I would have to be involved. For just a little playing around, he knew all he had to do was ask. He got drunk and fooled around. A few times. And hid it from me everytime. The lying was what I couldn't take. The point of a marriage is that you can tell each other everything, never having to be afraid what the other person is going to do. Besides, you know them so well you know what is and isn't appropriate in their view. Apparently I was having that relationship by myself. *shrug*
But now I'm single again. It's fun. :) I'd forgotten how much fun.  :D


mind me asking how old are you?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:38:56 PM

But now I'm single again. It's fun. :) I'd forgotten how much fun.  :D


I cant remember being single... ;)

It's very fun. Much fun. Frustrating, but fun.  :)


I can't imagine going out an trying to get laid in this market
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:42:35 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 15, 2005, 08:49:12 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

Take me.  I'm the best damn wingman on the planet.

I snagged 5 (count 'em, FIVE) numbers for my boy last week at Crickets.

I.HAVE.THE.GIFT.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:50:09 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

Take me.  I'm the best damn wingman on the planet.

I snagged 5 (count 'em, FIVE) numbers for my boy last week at Crickets.

I.HAVE.THE.GIFT.

does not surprise Merc, not at all
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 15, 2005, 08:52:02 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

Take me.  I'm the best damn wingman on the planet.

I snagged 5 (count 'em, FIVE) numbers for my boy last week at Crickets.

I.HAVE.THE.GIFT.

does not surprise Merc, not at all

heh.  I have no shame, and I'm off the market, so there's no fear of being shot down.

For some reason, girls respond to that vibe.

Come to Waco, I'll hook ya up.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:52:54 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

Take me.  I'm the best damn wingman on the planet.

I snagged 5 (count 'em, FIVE) numbers for my boy last week at Crickets.

I.HAVE.THE.GIFT.

does not surprise Merc, not at all

heh.  I have no shame, and I'm off the market, so there's no fear of being shot down.

For some reason, girls respond to that vibe.

Come to Waco, I'll hook ya up.

I lost my game with the wedding vows I'm afraid
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 15, 2005, 08:54:16 PM
friends get friends laid...that's what i always say.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 15, 2005, 08:56:35 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

I'm 24. So I'm still in he market, I guess. We were married for 5 years, almost.

Merc, you're a hottie in that pink shirt.  ;)

does this mean I have to wear it when you come visit?

oh yeah.  I actually have Bailiff duty for moot court that night.

(yeah.  I drew the 6 p.m. on a Friday night slot)

so no drunkymerc until after the bailiffing.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 08:57:17 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 15, 2005, 08:58:07 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

I'm 24. So I'm still in he market, I guess. We were married for 5 years, almost.

Merc, you're a hottie in that pink shirt.  ;)

does this mean I have to wear it when you come visit?

oh yeah.  I actually have Bailiff duty for moot court that night.

(yeah.  I drew the 6 p.m. on a Friday night slot)

so no drunkymerc until after the bailiffing.

LOL I got 6 p.m wednesday Jury duty for MT.  wow you were a baby veggie
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 15, 2005, 09:38:33 PM
Merc, yes I want you to wear it. I told you that already, otherwise how am I going to recognize you? :) Is drunk Merc in the cards for that night?

And yes b10, I was a baby. But I was in love (how cliche).

don't know.  It's a possibility.

we

shall

see.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 10:05:10 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

I'm 24. So I'm still in he market, I guess. We were married for 5 years, almost.

Merc, you're a hottie in that pink shirt. ;)

I hate the pink shirt.

Take it OFF!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 15, 2005, 10:06:24 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

I'm 24. So I'm still in he market, I guess. We were married for 5 years, almost.

Merc, you're a hottie in that pink shirt. ;)

I hate the pink shirt.

Take it OFF!

I say thee, NAY!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 10:07:46 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

I'm 24. So I'm still in he market, I guess. We were married for 5 years, almost.

Merc, you're a hottie in that pink shirt. ;)

I hate the pink shirt.

Take it OFF!

I say thee, NAY!!

shy guy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 15, 2005, 10:33:51 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

Take me.  I'm the best damn wingman on the planet.

I snagged 5 (count 'em, FIVE) numbers for my boy last week at Crickets.

I.HAVE.THE.GIFT.

Ok, you need to come to Charlottesville for a few days; fall break maybe? :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 10:37:57 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 15, 2005, 10:38:23 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

Take me.  I'm the best damn wingman on the planet.

I snagged 5 (count 'em, FIVE) numbers for my boy last week at Crickets.

I.HAVE.THE.GIFT.

Ok, you need to come to Charlottesville for a few days; fall break maybe? :)

dude, whatever.

You are the LSD PIMP!!

I should be taking lessons from you!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 10:38:55 PM
Double  >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 15, 2005, 10:47:37 PM

Ok, you need to come to Charlottesville for a few days; fall break maybe? :)

dude, whatever.

You are the LSD PIMP!!

I should be taking lessons from you!

Tell that to the ladies not voting for me >:(

You are the real LSD pimp
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 15, 2005, 10:49:32 PM

Ok, you need to come to Charlottesville for a few days; fall break maybe? :)

dude, whatever.

You are the LSD PIMP!!

I should be taking lessons from you!

Tell that to the ladies not voting for me >:(

You are the real LSD pimp

dude.  COURT stalks YOU!!

that is pimpalicious.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 10:50:59 PM
I'm just soft and fresh from just getting out of the shower, and there's nobody here to share it with.   :-[
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 15, 2005, 10:51:10 PM
this is a young man's market...I don't if a 30 year has much chance with the little undergrads running around

Take me.  I'm the best damn wingman on the planet.

I snagged 5 (count 'em, FIVE) numbers for my boy last week at Crickets.

I.HAVE.THE.GIFT.

Ok, you need to come to Charlottesville for a few days; fall break maybe? :)

dude, whatever.

You are the LSD PIMP!!

I should be taking lessons from you!

It isn't enough I stalk him, you see.

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/cln004/Emoticons/_stalk__by_Color_goddess.gif)

 :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 15, 2005, 10:52:30 PM
I'm just soft and fresh from just getting out of the shower, and there's nobody here to share it with. :-[

I did that earlier.

I shared with myself.

Maybe I'll have to do that later.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 15, 2005, 10:54:34 PM
I'm just soft and fresh from just getting out of the shower, and there's nobody here to share it with.   :-[

I did that earlier.

I shared with myself.

 ;D :P :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 16, 2005, 06:41:38 AM
I'm just soft and fresh from just getting out of the shower, and there's nobody here to share it with.   :-[

I did that earlier.

I shared with myself.

oh.my.god. *gramma nekkid gramma nekkid* begone ye dirty images
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 16, 2005, 07:38:33 AM
I'm just soft and fresh from just getting out of the shower, and there's nobody here to share it with. :-[

I did that earlier.

I shared with myself.

oh.my.god. *gramma nekkid gramma nekkid* begone ye dirty images

If I have to be frustrated, might as well make a few others frustrated with me if I can!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 16, 2005, 09:48:26 AM
Well there's only one way to do that...

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 16, 2005, 10:09:48 AM
Just go to the parties and be a male private part tease.

That's what I like to do.

What with all the married men around me... ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 16, 2005, 09:24:09 PM
;D
Not me today.
 ;D


well well.

somebody has stories.

Fess up.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 06:46:22 AM
damn this thread.

damn tonight.

damn me.

ye lieith in the bed ye maketh my sunshine  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 06:56:16 AM
damn this thread.

damn tonight.

damn me.

ye lieith in the bed ye maketh my sunshine  ;)

nevertheless I have a good shoulder for ya courtney  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 17, 2005, 10:36:29 AM
damn this thread.

damn tonight.

damn me.

After last night, I totally agree

 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 01:13:16 PM
damn this thread.

damn tonight.

damn me.

ye lieith in the bed ye maketh my sunshine  ;)

nevertheless I have a good shoulder for ya courtney  ;)

I think I may be confused......

I'm constantly confused...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 01:15:16 PM
damn this thread.

damn tonight.

damn me.

ye lieith in the bed ye maketh my sunshine  ;)

nevertheless I have a good shoulder for ya courtney  ;)

I think I may be confused......

I'm constantly confused...

psst....

it's because you're blonde.

mayhaps...but I did stay at a holiday in express last night
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 01:23:41 PM
mayhaps...but I did stay at a holiday in express last night

um....

with or without the missus?

 ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 01:24:15 PM
she found out about my e-trysts
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 01:27:54 PM
she found out about my e-trysts

oooooooOOOOOOHHHHooooooHHHHH

I twasn't involved.

at least that *I* knew about!

well you were drunk last night.... ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 05:08:32 PM
damn.

well, veg,

I guess I don't have to give you the Baylorboy hookup anymore
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 17, 2005, 07:06:38 PM
Have you considered Ann Arbor? 'Cause, uh, I could help ya out...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 17, 2005, 07:07:53 PM
Have you considered Ann Arbor? 'Cause, uh, I could help ya out...

Too cold. I'll actually have to wear clothes up there.  ;)

There is no truth to that. In of doors is quite toasty.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 17, 2005, 07:17:11 PM
Have you considered Ann Arbor? 'Cause, uh, I could help ya out...

Too cold. I'll actually have to wear clothes up there.  ;)

There is no truth to that. In of doors is quite toasty.

Can you promise to keep me in of doors?

For the most part.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 07:52:12 PM
*sigh* frustration knows no bounds...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 07:57:44 PM
I am enthralled, and that is ALL I am willing to say
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 08:15:20 PM
I am enthralled, and that is ALL I am willing to say

Enthralled? By this thread? Not the one about bikinis and unmentionable? I found that one much more enthralling.  :D

I didn't say the thread...but by evil thoughts I am having....
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 17, 2005, 08:16:30 PM
and yes. the bikini thread is enthalling also  ;)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 17, 2005, 10:39:29 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 10:54:57 PM
damn. 

the dreaded triple.

bad night?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 10:58:27 PM
damn. 

the dreaded triple.

bad night?

YES.

bad week.

dog chew through your cord?

>:D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 11:02:07 PM
dog chew through your cord?

>:D

pretty much.

well good.  Now you can upgrade.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 11:09:23 PM
it's time to live in the NOW, court.

get a rabbit.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 11:14:01 PM
piss off.

damn!

nevermind.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 11:20:23 PM
Ima take up a collection.

Get you a stripper.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 11:26:47 PM
been there

done that.

you did the stripper?

NICE!!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 11:32:21 PM
I'm so proud......
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 11:35:39 PM
little baby is growing up, huh?

a little bit at a time.

perhaps in a month or two, she'll have a new story to tell.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 11:39:22 PM
little baby is growing up, huh?

a little bit at a time.

perhaps in a month or two, she'll have a new story to tell.

nah.

her life is actually quite mundane.

so sad.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2005, 11:45:19 PM
well

if ya come to Waco, I can get ya laid.

I know people.

jsia
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 18, 2005, 07:37:37 AM
so...tired
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 18, 2005, 12:31:26 PM
I'm not in this thread today.

Too damn busy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 18, 2005, 05:57:09 PM
damn. it.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/cln004/Emoticons/Spontaneous_Combustion_Emote_by_bud.gif)
:D

 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 19, 2005, 07:57:58 PM
Yeah, so I just got my Blues Festival Tix in the mail, to which I will be attending with The Ex.

So, no frustration for me.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 19, 2005, 11:18:11 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 19, 2005, 11:51:12 PM
yeah.

here.

 >:(

 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 20, 2005, 06:41:28 AM
I just realized that I have done less boinking in the 6 years of marriage than I did from 16-18...course my gf in HS was a nymphomaniac...just couldn't get enough of the grover...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 20, 2005, 03:39:48 PM
I just realized that I have done less boinking in the 6 years of marriage than I did from 16-18...course my gf in HS was a nymphomaniac...just couldn't get enough of the grover...

Can't blame her. I can't get enough of the grover.  ;)  :-*

 :-* :P :-*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 20, 2005, 03:40:26 PM
I just realized that I have done less boinking in the 6 years of marriage than I did from 16-18...course my gf in HS was a nymphomaniac...just couldn't get enough of the grover...

Can't blame her. I can't get enough of the grover.  ;)  :-*

I do however feel left out for not getting "the" picture
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 20, 2005, 03:53:31 PM
I just realized that I have done less boinking in the 6 years of marriage than I did from 16-18...course my gf in HS was a nymphomaniac...just couldn't get enough of the grover...

Can't blame her. I can't get enough of the grover.  ;)  :-*

I do however feel left out for not getting "the" picture

Fine, fine. I'll post it:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/LaneSwerver/pic06.jpg)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 20, 2005, 04:00:00 PM
I put it on friendster. I thought everyone deserved a chance. But, nobody wants to add me as their firend. So... you missed out. :)

Atually, LSD was f-ing up for me, so I didn't get  a chance to send it to anyone. I think AJ has seen it.

ooh ooh another f-ster frined, I've added like 5 today...what's your name on their?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 20, 2005, 04:00:54 PM
I had to delete my Friendster. :(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 20, 2005, 04:01:23 PM
I put it on friendster. I thought everyone deserved a chance. But, nobody wants to add me as their firend. So... you missed out. :)

Atually, LSD was f-ing up for me, so I didn't get  a chance to send it to anyone. I think AJ has seen it.

ooh ooh another f-ster frined, I've added like 5 today...what's your name on their?

umm.. I'm gonna PM that to you.

good idear
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 20, 2005, 04:08:49 PM
I had to delete my Friendster. :(
:'(

Wanna see it?  ;)

Yeah, baby! Send it over. It'll add to the other amazing e-mail I just got!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 20, 2005, 04:12:33 PM
I had to delete my Friendster. :(
:'(

Wanna see it?  ;)

Yeah, baby! Send it over. It'll add to the other amazing e-mail I just got!

 :-* I'll need your email.

Ooooh. That's tricky of you. With my e-mail, you learn my true identity. I'm not sure that I'm ready for that.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 20, 2005, 04:14:24 PM
I had to delete my Friendster. :(
:'(

Wanna see it?  ;)

Yeah, baby! Send it over. It'll add to the other amazing e-mail I just got!

 :-* I'll need your email.

Ooooh. That's tricky of you. With my e-mail, you learn my true identity. I'm not sure that I'm ready for that.

But you're ready to see my unmentionables?

Well, I'm always up for underwear. You seem trustworthy enough...although you did feed me vegemite.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 20, 2005, 04:19:15 PM

But you're ready to see my unmentionables?

Well, I'm always up for underwear. You seem trustworthy enough...although you did feed me vegemite.

 :) vegemite is good. Sorry you didn't like it.
If you wanna see my unmentionables, then you'll have to trust me a little more. Enough to give me your email.

You are a naughty, naughty girl. Probably shouldn't give you my Ave Maria account... Let me mull this over while I'm giggling about my dinner with the Judge.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 20, 2005, 04:20:37 PM
Better hurry. I have to go pretty soon. :)

I know where to find you.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 20, 2005, 04:22:44 PM
Better hurry. I have to go pretty soon. :)

I know where to find you.

OK.  :-*

I'm gonna go then. Lots to do, beer to drink, parents to hae dinner with.

Ciao, my dear.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 20, 2005, 05:05:05 PM
ooh, pet names. I like that.  ;) :-*


Adios, Fluffy.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 20, 2005, 07:16:02 PM
Damn 9-13 page memo. Worth ~$2,000 if this was for a real firm!?!
 >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 20, 2005, 07:28:39 PM
Damn 9-13 page memo. Worth ~$2,000 if this was for a real firm!?!
 >:(

Yeah, I cranked out about eight billable hours on an outline this week. Take it off my tuition...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 20, 2005, 08:45:32 PM
Damn 9-13 page memo. Worth ~$2,000 if this was for a real firm!?!
 >:(

Yeah, I cranked out about eight billable hours on an outline this week. Take it off my tuition...

My thoughts exactly :)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 20, 2005, 08:46:18 PM
Damn 9-13 page memo. Worth ~$2,000 if this was for a real firm!?!
 >:(

Yes, but you'll be charging that in just a few short years. HTH. :)

I wish. My firm will be charging that. If I'm lucky, I'll get 15% of that :(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 21, 2005, 07:09:15 PM
Oh, wait.  This isn't the "just got some" thread?  Oh, sorry guys.  Carry on.

 :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 21, 2005, 07:11:49 PM
evenin'

 >:( >:( >:(

Heh.  I see your V-card is kinda crinkled you're holding on to it so hard.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 21, 2005, 07:15:34 PM

don't say hard.


and I have no prospects, anyway.

dammit.

It's HARD not to say HARD to describe how HARD you're holding on to that V-Card.  You should probably have a STIFF drink to calm your nerves.  Throw yourself a BONE, Court.  It's kinda HARD not to BUMP this thread so much, lately...


 ;) ;D

And no prospects?  There are no biker bars around?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 21, 2005, 07:17:06 PM
>:( until after my date tonight. Then  ;D

I can't decide what to wear...

On first dates, I always opt for a G-string and a sombrero.  Wooden Dutch shoes don't hurt, either.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 21, 2005, 07:21:52 PM
>:( until after my date tonight. Then  ;D

I can't decide what to wear...

On first dates, I always opt for a G-string and a sombrero.  Wooden Dutch shoes don't hurt, either.

It's not a first date. Well.. maybe it is, officially. Is it still a first date if you've  ;D ?

No.  But I would try to at least learn his name tonight if you've got ;D.

jsia.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 21, 2005, 07:29:39 PM
>:( until after my date tonight. Then  ;D

I can't decide what to wear...

On first dates, I always opt for a G-string and a sombrero.  Wooden Dutch shoes don't hurt, either.

It's not a first date. Well.. maybe it is, officially. Is it still a first date if you've  ;D ?

No.  But I would try to at least learn his name tonight if you've got ;D.

jsia.

Eh?
I missed something. This is a guy I've been just friends with for almost 3 years. Until last week.  ;D

jsyk, I will take your advice on the thong.

Ah, then I'm the one that missed something.

In that case, throw it on him like he was on fire!
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 21, 2005, 07:38:55 PM
Excellent! Now that I've got your permission, I surely will.
 ;)

Heh.  'Cause I just KNOW you were on the edge of your seat waiting, right?
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 21, 2005, 07:50:18 PM
I'll prolly get it Friday night, even though he doesn't deserve it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 21, 2005, 07:50:59 PM
I'll prolly get it Friday night, even though he doesn't deserve it.

I deserved it today.

jsia.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 21, 2005, 07:52:42 PM
I'll prolly get it Friday night, even though he doesn't deserve it.

I deserved it today.

jsia.

Maybe you should give your lady a call.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 21, 2005, 07:56:00 PM
I'll prolly get it Friday night, even though he doesn't deserve it.

I deserved it today.

jsia.

Maybe you should give your lady a call.

That's who I deserved and got it from.

Thanks for the suggestion, though.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 21, 2005, 07:58:16 PM
I'm just looking for someone who's willing to earn it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: Sleezstak on September 21, 2005, 08:49:30 PM
*jumps through hoops* *does backflip* *rolls over* *sits* *ruff*
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 21, 2005, 08:56:41 PM
*jumps through hoops* *does backflip* *rolls over* *sits* *ruff*

 :-*

C'mere...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: F05HOPEFUL on September 21, 2005, 09:41:10 PM
Checking in tonight...its been a long month
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: social drinker on September 21, 2005, 09:46:11 PM
Checking in tonight...its been a long month

Dude, just keep saying your name over and over.  Eventually someone will take you up on it...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 22, 2005, 07:03:41 AM
anyone watch the show Over There?  I would so totally hit it with the blonde chick soldier
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 22, 2005, 07:32:10 AM
Me too. She's yum.  ;) :-*

so totally yummy...too bad I never saw any like that when I was in a military
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: judic on September 22, 2005, 04:09:35 PM
This is for Court. I don't know which thread it was but we both admitted that we have no matches on eharmony.com Well, it looks like their search system finally found a match for me. I only got to read some brief details because there is no way in hell I'm paying for online match-making. Here's some of the best lines from the profile:

Some additional information Erica wanted you to know is:
# i can not stand bad grammar, it is my hugest pet peeve! i'm allergic to cats and i love to give people a run for their money...

It is her HUGEST pet peeve! I'd like to give her the hugest e-slap of her life.

The most important thing Erica is looking for in a person is:
# honesty, passion, and compassion

*&^%, I have none of those. Looks like I'm *&^% out of luck.

One thing that only Erica's best friends know is:
# i sometimes get really anxious in places that are crowded, i like my elbow room. i also don't shave, sort of an FU to the ridiculous beauty guidelines put out there for all to enjoy. i'm not a raging feminist, more of an "equalitist"...

Saved the best for last. If this is what I have to look forward to in the online dating world or even the 'real' world I may as well start doing forearm exercises because I'm going to continue to be single for quite some time.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: be10dwn on September 22, 2005, 06:06:57 PM
my god Kelly Monaco is hot
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 22, 2005, 06:45:46 PM
Hiya.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 22, 2005, 07:22:42 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/LaneSwerver/MedicalScam.jpg)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 22, 2005, 09:30:59 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/LaneSwerver/MedicalScam.jpg)

 :D
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 22, 2005, 09:31:17 PM
And,  >:(
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 22, 2005, 09:31:24 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/LaneSwerver/MedicalScam.jpg)

 :D

I did not have very many takers.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 22, 2005, 09:31:46 PM
Can't understand why ???
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 22, 2005, 09:32:34 PM
Can't understand why ???

Nor I. With the costs of healthcare these days...I just wanted to help.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 22, 2005, 09:48:26 PM
Can't understand why ???

Nor I. With the costs of healthcare these days...I just wanted to help.

you were providing a valuable public service
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 22, 2005, 09:49:18 PM
Can't understand why ???

Nor I. With the costs of healthcare these days...I just wanted to help.

you were providing a valuable public service

You should have seen my sidewalk pap smear clinic...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 22, 2005, 09:51:55 PM
Can't understand why ???

Nor I. With the costs of healthcare these days...I just wanted to help.

you were providing a valuable public service

You should have seen my sidewalk pap smear clinic...

when will these women ever learn ???
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 22, 2005, 09:54:08 PM
Can't understand why ???

Nor I. With the costs of healthcare these days...I just wanted to help.

you were providing a valuable public service

You should have seen my sidewalk pap smear clinic...

when will these women ever learn ???

Don't know quality healthcare when they see it.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 22, 2005, 10:06:43 PM
Can't understand why ???

Nor I. With the costs of healthcare these days...I just wanted to help.

you were providing a valuable public service

You should have seen my sidewalk pap smear clinic...

when will these women ever learn ???

Don't know quality healthcare when they see it.

everyone complains about the cost of health care these days...
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: bruin on September 22, 2005, 10:16:47 PM
Bruin: Does G-town generally respond to everyone that fast?

Not sure. I applied EA, so they had to reply by mid-december. I sent my app in at the end of the EA period, so the response time may have been shorter for that reason.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: NathanB on September 23, 2005, 08:35:43 PM
Just wanted to say that around Sunday, October 2, there is going to be some serious sex in NYC.

I am so f-ing horny.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: gailrules on September 23, 2005, 11:22:45 PM
 :-\

followed by

 :)

followed by

 :-\
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 24, 2005, 05:06:45 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I need to stop checking in to this thread.  ;D

But it keeps coming up in my unreads, so I feel the need to say something....

(http://www.imgmag.org/images/laura10801/emoticons/alcolo.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 24, 2005, 05:09:39 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I need to stop checking in to this thread.  ;D

But it keeps coming up in my unreads, so I feel the need to say something....

(http://www.imgmag.org/images/laura10801/emoticons/alcolo.gif)   <---- me in about 1 hr from now when I click "submit" on my apps.

Best of luck with that.
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 24, 2005, 05:13:54 PM
Better safe than sorry.

The wife is doing OK. Now they'll just wait to see what the stupid people do when they comeback, i.e. touch downed power lines, drive their Hyundais into four feet of water, etc.

So, the good news is she should still get her vacation at the end of the week to come see me!

(http://www.svenreck.claranet.de/erotik/paar04.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 24, 2005, 05:16:40 PM
Also glad wife is doing well. The image distracted me. :) But I did not snort.

I can make you snort:

(http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/262.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 24, 2005, 05:19:14 PM
how 'bout

(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/69.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 24, 2005, 05:27:48 PM
(http://www.imgmag.org/images/laura10801/emoticonx2/lickmahpussy.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 24, 2005, 05:47:36 PM
>:( >:( >:(

(http://www.imgmag.org/images/laura10801/emoticons/sexprayer.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 24, 2005, 05:52:32 PM
>:( >:( >:(

(http://www.imgmag.org/images/laura10801/emoticons/sexprayer.gif)

damnbloodystraight.

But alas, you can't, because you're

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/laura10801/sick.gif)
Title: Re: seckshul frustration roll call
Post by: LaneSwerver on September 24, 2005, 05:55:26 PM
(http://www.imgmag.org/images/laura10801/emoticonx2/lickmahpussy.gif)