the official "things could be worse" thread

[dubsy]

In preparation for bad or mediocre news, let's make ourselves feel better in advance... no mundane observations allowed, like death, illness or poverty.

I'll start:
Things could be worse... you could be Mike Huckabee's idiot-of-a-son, David.

[authority11]

Or you could be Jamie Lynn Spears' unborn child.

[mbw]

It could be worse:  I could be waiting for my scores in my home state of Maine, under 10 feet of snow, rather than in sunny, warm San Diego.

[dubsy]

Or you could be Jamie Lynn Spears' unborn child.

that actually is the first thing that came to mind - as i posted, yesterday.  i must agree though... i feel terrible for ANYONE who shares the same blood of britney spears in any way...

[traydeuce]

Or you could be Jamie Lynn Spears' unborn child.

At least the kid will be fairly well-off, and decent-looking... its grandparents will do most of the childrearing, I imagine. I don't know much about Britney's parents so I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but it's not like it's going to be a crackbaby or anything drastic.

[ohthehugemanatee]

or john edwards.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_edwards_love_child/celebrity/64426

[LetsDoThis]

Let's see...how to make myself feel better....

At least I make $80K/yr.

[G.O.A.T.]

wow, 80K, really?? What do you do with all that money?

[. . . . . .]

my backup could be Cooley

[just ducky]

at least I'm not still in undergrad and stressing over final grades at the same time.