Exile LSD: GD MrZilla Foxtrot Locked Me Out

[Julie Fern]

Going to the beach! Have fun in classes, suckers

maybe, but forgot your sunscreen.

[Thistle]

hey matthies, are you still gonna let me live in your basement? 

[Matthies]

Shush TimMitchell! I'm going to be a lawyer before you are so there.

But I'm going to be a lawyer before you.  I'll hire you, then overwork you until you are on the floor in the corner curled up in fetal position.

Yea big law!

[Matthies]

hey matthies, are you still gonna let me live in your basement? 

Sure, but I have not fished the bathroon down there yet so you will have to share the litter box with my two cats

[Matthies]

Shush TimMitchell! I'm going to be a lawyer before you are so there.

But I'm going to be a lawyer before you.  I'll hire you, then overwork you until you are on the floor in the corner curled up in fetal position.

Yea big law!

I never said the work would be legal in nature.

See just like biglaw, 1st year associate = geting coffee making copies wishing he was a summer intern where he actual got to write a memo on some legal thing.

[Thistle]

hey matthies, are you still gonna let me live in your basement? 

Sure, but I have not fished the bathroon down there yet so you will have to share the litter box with my two cats

geez you have 9 months!!!



eta:  i would happily make coffee and or copies for 180K a year.  i'd laugh all the way to the freakin' bank, watching the associates who actually did legal work struggle with billable hours stress.

[Matthies]

hey matthies, are you still gonna let me live in your basement? 

Sure, but I have not fished the bathroon down there yet so you will have to share the litter box with my two cats

geez you have 9 months!!!



eta:  i would happily make coffee and or copies for 180K a year.  i'd laugh all the way to the freakin' bank, watching the associates who actually did legal work struggle with billable hours stress.

Those are actually called "paralegals" all asscoiates do it post on JD underground about how thier jobs suck so bad

[Astro]

hey matthies, are you still gonna let me live in your basement? 

Sure, but I have not fished the bathroon down there yet so you will have to share the litter box with my two cats

geez you have 9 months!!!



eta:  i would happily make coffee and or copies for 180K a year.  i'd laugh all the way to the freakin' bank, watching the associates who actually did legal work struggle with billable hours stress.

Those are actually called "paralegals" all asscoiates do it post on JD underground about how thier jobs suck so bad

llolz

[Thistle]

hey matthies, are you still gonna let me live in your basement? 

Sure, but I have not fished the bathroon down there yet so you will have to share the litter box with my two cats

geez you have 9 months!!!



eta:  i would happily make coffee and or copies for 180K a year.  i'd laugh all the way to the freakin' bank, watching the associates who actually did legal work struggle with billable hours stress.

Those are actually called "paralegals" all asscoiates do it post on JD underground about how thier jobs suck so bad

would i still get 180K a year?

[Matthies]

So some bum is in the alley picking all the cans out of the my reycle bin, I don't know why that bothers me so much since they are going to get reycled anyway, but still I don't like people going through my bunnies