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Re: The Inanimate Object You Feel Most Closely Connected To
« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2004, 10:00:22 PM »
My oh my ... no ... it's absolutely lovely ...
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Re: The Inanimate Object You Feel Most Closely Connected To
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2004, 02:54:00 AM »
this is my first time exploring other threads on this board outside "deciding where to go [to law school]" and this is what I find. 

sweet.  ;D

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Re: The Inanimate Object You Feel Most Closely Connected To
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2004, 10:14:03 AM »
What would you do if it broke?   ???
Try this instead.  I's a much more "personal" gift.  http://www.intimatesynergy.com/go/d/pproduct_description.php/c/sc/skBD99121/sid/
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Re: The Inanimate Object You Feel Most Closely Connected To
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2004, 11:05:24 AM »
My car

My most closely connected "inanimate" object.  At least it is when I'm not behind the wheel.




I want all my fellow 1L's to take a good look at her, because if you see anybody driving around your school in her and its not me CALL THE f-ing POLICE!!! ;)
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Re: The Inanimate Object You Feel Most Closely Connected To
« Reply #44 on: May 30, 2004, 04:37:55 PM »
I want all my fellow 1L's to take a good look at her, because if you see anybody driving around your school in her and its not me CALL THE f-ing POLICE!!! ;)

the f-ing police?  is that a special part of the vice squad?

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Re: The Inanimate Object You Feel Most Closely Connected To
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2004, 07:48:20 PM »
I want all my fellow 1L's to take a good look at her, because if you see anybody driving around your school in her and its not me CALL THE f-ing POLICE!!! ;)

the f-ing police?  is that a special part of the vice squad?

That's just the choice adjective for the police department commonly used in the midwest.  Other examples might include:

The Motherfucking Police
The Goddamn Police
The Damn Police
The female dog Ass Police
The Punk Ass female dog Ass Crooked Ass Police (apparently as they are known in LA)
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Re: The Inanimate Object You Feel Most Closely Connected To
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2004, 08:41:45 PM »
I also feel very closely connected to Sands' car....hmmmmmm.

Anyways, if I have to pick something that actually belongs (or at one time did belong)to me:
I had this bright yellow velure warm up suit. (I called it my "chicken." I know, I'm lame.)  It was the cutest thing ever!  I wore it around the house and to class when I didn't feel like dressing up too much.  Unfortunately, some assholes stole my car from a hotel parking lot when I was moving to school last fall.  I lost my entire summer wardrobe, my computer, my shoes, EVERYTHING! I came to Knoxville owning nothing more than what I was wearing when the car got stolen.  Yes, these two grown ass men didn't even leave my panties! At least the cops recovered my car.  But, the point is, I cried when I realized my "chicken" was gone!

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Re: The Inanimate Object You Feel Most Closely Connected To
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2004, 09:18:51 PM »
Yeah but were your panties gone? And more importantly, were they clean?
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

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Re: The Inanimate Object You Feel Most Closely Connected To
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2004, 09:39:53 PM »
Yeah but were your panties gone? And more importantly, were they clean?
I had a box in the car with all my panties (yes, they were clean) and when the cops recovered the car, that box was no longer there.

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Re: The Inanimate Object You Feel Most Closely Connected To
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2004, 09:44:29 PM »
I know who the culprit was. Panahi !(or whatever his name is)
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.